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Disaster fan fiction: Irma slows down over Puerto Rico, giving Jose time to suck up enough warm water and morph into a Cat 5. Jose collides with Irma, causing a Fujiwara interaction. The new Irma-Jose megastorm hits Mar-a-Lago in force and wipes it off the map, then slowly moves up the coast, feeding on warm coastal waters and destroying all in its path. Finally, it hits DC as the worst hurricane since Isabel in 2003. The White House evacuates as the West Wing floods, the Capital dome collapses and the Russian Embassy is unscathed. Trump, in a bid to prove to everyone that FEMA is doing it's job, drinks contaminated water and becomes ill with dysentery. Sessions makes a joke about cops shooting NBA players for looting. Refuses to resign. Pence is nowhere to be seen. McConnell gets drunk and calls Trump 'a mistake' on live TV. Paul Ryan blames the media for the crisis, as workers pull rubble out of his office. And what the hell, China invades North Korea as a preemptive move to prevent Kim Jong-un from nuking Beijing. BigDave fucked around with this message at 02:06 on Sep 7, 2017 |
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shame on an IGA posted:Meanwhile, Miami gonna Miami https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwBS6QGsH_4&t=68s
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bengy81 posted:So are we getting Mad Max, Fallout, Waterworld, or The Road? All of the above, but also The Man in the High Castle.
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https://twitter.com/eddy_dza/status/905552624270929920 That last Delta flight out of PR
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NUKES CURE NORKS posted:a girl i was talking to in high school (who was cute and had a twin so.. yeah) said some hosed up poo poo and i asked her "do you not like black people?" and she said "um, you haven't seen the confederate flag on my car?" The confederate flag means she does, in fact, like black people, just under specific circumstances revealed by taking chrome into incognito mode.
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Hot Karl Marx posted:https://twitter.com/eddy_dza/status/905552624270929920 54 min from landing to takeoff jfc https://mobile.twitter.com/AndrewPaulJoyce/status/905592583782531073?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Etweet
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cuba and florida are getting erased from reality
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Nostalgia4Butts posted:54 min from landing to takeoff Also probably the only time an airline has had a flight take off over 30 min early.
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Waroduce posted:Yo PSA a real quick there's a gas station on 71st and like a street in from Collins I forget what it's called that has gas although they're down to premium right now they're getting an entire another truck in tomorrow morning and the guys at the station or really cool I think it's locally owned and they're outside working in organizing the line so they have the exit blocked off with trash cans and cones and you have to form a line around the block you sit there and they let you in it's real nice real friendly super organized though and they have people walking around making sure people don't cut so 71st and Mike Collins there's a Chevron and a shell on the same corner. It's the chevron.
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KildarX posted:Snow Piercer instead of a giant train that does loops through the world with rich people making GBS threads on everyone and poors eating cockroaches, It'll be a bunch of islands. It's gonna be New Zealand. Didn't Jeff Bezos buy citizenship there recently in an extremely expedited and shady way? E: it was Peter Thiel: Vanity Fair - January 2017 egyptian rat race fucked around with this message at 02:35 on Sep 7, 2017 |
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egyptian rat race posted:It's gonna be New Zealand. Didn't Jeff Bezos buy citizenship there recently in an extremely expedited and shady way? Yup. Vote national 2017
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the epic chill gas station where i still dont understand what is going on
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I like how Irma is making a 90 degree right turn at Cuba so it can go gently caress up Florida and Georgia after destroying the entire Caribbean. Meanwhile, people on Facebook are talking about how hurricanes are created by offshore moisture machines to drive up the price of gas.
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psydude posted:I like how Irma is making a 90 degree right turn at Cuba so it can go gently caress up Florida and Georgia after destroying the entire Caribbean. Offshore moisture machines: Because it's dry as gently caress offshore.
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Culling the population, for one thing.....and creating disasters in so many areas and on so many fronts that the people will be so focused on survival, etc. that they won't be paying attention to other things that are going on. Also, these disasters force people into FEMA facilities where they can be processed, etc. Soon, they will most likely announce an outbreak of some pandemic or another which will facilitate a "mandatory" vaccine ...that will further weaken our resistance....also, at some point (soon), it will give the justification for RFID-chipping everyone in these locations, as a means of being "better able to help" them, etc. It doesn't take a "conspiracy~theorist" to connect-these-dots, folks!
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FrozenVent posted:Offshore moisture machines: Because it's dry as gently caress offshore. They're talking about vaporators. They don't realize we've finally perfected binary load lifters to help George Soros drum up hurricanes whenever he wants to try to stump the trump.
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psydude posted:
People are loving dumb. Example: me
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LITERALLY SHAKING posted:People are loving dumb. gently caress'N MOISTURE MACHINES! HOW DO THEY WORK!!1
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Casimir Radon posted:The world is a complicated place, perhaps we could read a book or seek the advice of an exp.... Some people go to Toshe station and get those moisture converters. They get rain. Others don't, and live in a barren dessert. Waroduce posted:Idk would appreciate not quoting this so I can edit out my account later Well yeah but maybe add a space to it for the moment so that the auto-crawlers don't snatch it up and you get a bunch of china bots Also hello nsa wizard and foreign agents e; \/\/\/\/ Gonna do that too
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snapchatted u a dick pic <3
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From the images I am receiving Waroduce has been reduced to cooking a sort of dog food stew. Hot girlfriend not in sight, she may be in the stew.
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tastefully arranged labia posted:Hot girlfriend not in sight, she may be in the stew. She's on vacation in Canada.
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mlmp08 posted:She's on vacation in Canada. i made that stew last week
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hobbesmaster posted:Also probably the only time an airline has had a flight take off over 30 min early. I was on the 2nd to last flight to get out of ANC after a volcano eruption. The gate agent came on said everyone had to board orderly and sit as fast as possible in order to leave before the airport closure. Pilot came on and told everyone to take their seats while we were walking down the aisle. We left early and one of the fastest boarding's I've ever seen although we had to fly a slightly awkward route out than normal to duck the cloud. E: This was Alaskan Air. The other major airlines already cancelled.
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If I had more cash I would set up some webcams and try to record until the power cuts out. Made a joking remark about staying that my girlfriend wasn't a fan of.
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Jokers Gamble posted:If I had more cash I would set up some webcams and try to record until the power cuts out. Made a joking remark about staying that my girlfriend wasn't a fan of. did you tell her that someone might make you a sick av for risking your life in a major hurrican?????
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San Juan, from an hour ago https://twitter.com/amg9847/status/905609405227466754
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Waroduce status: eating tacos, has a good storm pupper, girlfriend hates camera but has a nice butt
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M_Gargantua posted:This is a rough story about the crowd sourced emergency response during Harvey quote:I got up from my table to take a break and try to process what had just happened. I had just interjected myself into a family's most horrible moment. As quickly as I had crossed paths with them, they were gone. A 15-minute interaction that will stay with me for a lifetime. Welcome to EMS/Rescue, this is every day from now on 
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Vengarr posted:Welcome to EMS/Rescue, this is every day from now on You guys always wimp out and let the cops make the actual death notification
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shyduck posted:San Juan, from an hour ago It sounds like a hell train
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Wonder Free, you've been holding out on us. https://twitter.com/53rdWRS/status/905553280302026756 So I'm putting your rival's feed up too. https://twitter.com/NOAA_HurrHunter/status/905397012534882306
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shyduck posted:San Juan, from an hour ago i guess you can say its getting pretty serious
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Uh never used Snapchat before. Having a hard time searching for his handle.
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Ceiling fan posted:Wonder Free, you've been holding out on us. Please tell me kermit there is on the MEL under "slip string" edit: maybe you should give Wonder free a break since AF309 is in the storm right now: https://www.tropicaltidbits.com/recon/#AF3091511AIRMA hobbesmaster fucked around with this message at 04:00 on Sep 7, 2017 |
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hobbesmaster posted:Please tell me kermit there is on the MEL under "slip string" Someone (maybe you? maybe mr Nice? idfk) in the weather thread pointed out that they should make it a  if thats the goon plane.
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