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quote:The whole do therapy thing is a dangerous thing, because it can make you be honest with yourself, and leave you no further to a happier place with that truth. yeah uh I feel obligated to point out that blocking something out with denial and scotch is not a sustainable strategy I'm gonna go back to another frequent thread piece of advice here though: poo poo or get off the pot. Accept your life, or change it. The sooner you pick one of those options the better. quote:the first girl I ever loved I met on the internet - she lived on the other side of the country and was a friend-of-a-friend. we talked and got really close and to this day I still wonder if she liked me back or if she was just stringing me along for fun. anyway after rebuking my numerous advances (while still happily accepting any gift I felt like sending her) I dropped the facade of not being a Nice Guy and bitched her out, and she dumped my rear end immediately. Over the course of the next few months I kept dropping anonymous hatemail in her various inboxes across social media, at one point sending an incredibly dark violent sexual threat to the poor girl. she has since completely wiped her internet presence and goes by a pseudonym now. I've made a couple attempts to reconnect with her and apologize (no idea if she knows the anon hatemail was me or not), but sometimes I just have a psychotic episode and just try to lash out at her. I feel like a monster. I am a monster. How would anyone possibly say those things to someone they claim to have loved? I haven't had a healthy relationship since which is probably karma's doing. but it's probably not enough. Yeah bud that ain't karma, that's your issues resurfacing. Please stop trying to contact this girl; there is no outcome here which will satisfy you. To quote E/N, closure comes from within. You have to turn that corner yourself; there's no reason to believe someone you've stalked and harassed will or can help you do it. A professional of course CAN help you etc etc etc etc but either way you have to realize that your goal is to get over it and you can't do that if you're still fixated on getting her approval.
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Anxious-sex goon. All you can do is keep trying. Lots of people self-medicate to lower anxieties and inhibitions. I hear X gets you over the hump, so to speak.
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Hey "I love my best friend guy", my hot take is you just want to gently caress her because you are a dude and it's almost physiologically impossible for men to develop emotional and psychological attachments to (genetically unrelated) women without at least part of your brain wanting to get in their bizness Like what changes if you're best friend suddenly knows that you are in love with her? Is that different than what she currently understands: you are both very close and both have very strong connection and attachment to one another and care for one another deeply. You both have spouses, you both don't need each other, but you are close. You already have the relationship you want from this woman, look into your heart and ask yourself "if I confess to my BFF and she says she feels the same way but we can never, ever sleep together will it have been worth it to tell her, and possibly alienate myself from her household or jeopardize my own marriage?" (If you tell her she'll tell her husband and he'll call your wife, so don't pull the trigger unless you think getting to spend more time with a woman who already really cares about you is worth loving up 4 people's lives) Also at all all the feshes where people are like "I don't think Therapy would work!": It would work. The therapists skill and approach or pretty important, but the bulk of therapeutic development comes from you. The therapist is going to be a blank slate for big chunks of you talking and projecting your own fears and inadequacies and so on into them, and literally only after multiple repeated sessions will you start to recognize your own patterns and predilections. Therapy won't work if you don't put the time into the sessions and reflect on them, but nobody posting anything in this thread is "is too crazy or far gone" for therapy, you just all want the crooked comfort of thinking you are too crazy to be helped so you are off the hook about taking responsibility. Go get therapy it's literally the smartest thing everyone in this thread could do for themselves. You aren't the Joker or Charles Manson, you just had some sad in your brains.
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quote:The whole do therapy thing is a dangerous thing, because it can make you be honest with yourself, and leave you no further to a happier place with that truth. This is just 'grass is greener' garden variety bullshit. You put this person on a pedestal and they seem like the better option but you have no idea of what the reality would be like (hint: it never matches the romantic dream). The sooner you put all that poo poo to bed and focus on what you have - which by your own admission you worked hard at and love - the sooner you'll forget about it. Stop engaging with this person to the level that you feel guilty is a good place to start.
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# ? Sep 6, 2017 16:12 |
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Get both drunk together, have shameful sex and then use the drunkenness as an excuse. Also therapy literally killed a goon (probably) itt
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# ? Sep 6, 2017 18:51 |
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Police Automaton posted:Get both drunk together, have shameful sex and then use the drunkenness as an excuse. tried this. did not work well.
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# ? Sep 6, 2017 18:53 |
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sneakyfrog posted:tried this. did not work well. You probably had whiskey dick.
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wesleywillis posted:You probably had whiskey dick. eh she started talking about leaving her husband and saying things... it just caused complications is all im saying.
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# ? Sep 6, 2017 21:22 |
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quote:In love with best friend In an alternate timeline, you're married to this woman and are friends with your current wife. I'd bet money that you have the same problem. It's a "something you can't have" situation.
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# ? Sep 7, 2017 00:12 |
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See if she swings.
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# ? Sep 7, 2017 00:55 |
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just smell her dirty laundry like a normal person
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# ? Sep 7, 2017 00:59 |
gently caress her husband to assert yourself as the dominant male in the pack and then you can gently caress either woman at your leisure while he supports all 4 of you. Hth
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# ? Sep 7, 2017 00:59 |
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loving your best friend is a good way to insure they aren't your best friend anymore. I've crossed that bridge twice and neither worked out well for any of us. Stop talking to her as much and it will slowly go away until you get to a point where its a healthy sustainable friendship. Or just gently caress her. Live your life man, but it won't be what you think it'll be.
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# ? Sep 7, 2017 02:32 |
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Just think about her while you jerk off. Or while you bone your wife.
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# ? Sep 7, 2017 11:44 |
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wesleywillis posted:Just think about her while you jerk off. Trying to figure out if this would work. If it's all mental, does it harm anyone? Or would doing so make it harder to actually get over having sexual feelings at all, which is the better solution?
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A Strange Aeon posted:Trying to figure out if this would work. If it's all mental, does it harm anyone? Or would doing so make it harder to actually get over having sexual feelings at all, which is the better solution? The best solution is to chop he dick off.
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# ? Sep 7, 2017 18:07 |
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quote:I love this thread and all previous iterations of it. A recent confession prompted my first ever anonymous confession. I don't believe this is true or anything but he did in fact name the correct phone number quote:I use exclusively women's toiletry products. I'm a 30s white male.
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# ? Sep 7, 2017 18:46 |
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Why bother with perfume?
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# ? Sep 7, 2017 18:52 |
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loquacius posted:I don't believe this is true or anything but he did in fact name the correct phone number Same "confessor".
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# ? Sep 7, 2017 19:11 |
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Fintilgin posted:Same "confessor". seems likely yeah
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# ? Sep 7, 2017 19:17 |
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Post the number loq! edit: or PM it to me
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# ? Sep 7, 2017 19:17 |
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Step 1: don't make hot female friends. IF you insist on making female friends, ensure that they are too fat to gently caress Step 2:
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# ? Sep 7, 2017 19:21 |
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got any sevens posted:Why bother with perfume?
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# ? Sep 7, 2017 19:49 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:Post the number loq! I kind of want it too. I could do with the government getting all up in my fries.
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# ? Sep 7, 2017 20:27 |
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I want the number too. Mainly because I'm not a US citizen and gently caress all y'all.
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# ? Sep 7, 2017 20:33 |
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Its practically an SCP post. Anyways its fake. Number stations aren't used like that (though you gotta love the creativity).
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# ? Sep 7, 2017 21:04 |
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Zzulu posted:Step 1: don't make hot female friends. IF you insist on making female friends, ensure that they are too fat to gently caress Too fat to gently caress is a pretty flexible measurement once booze gets introduced. Though too much booze and whiskey dick saves you.
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# ? Sep 7, 2017 21:10 |
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Please post a trip report if anyone calls the fake CIA number, I hope it's some sort of phone sex hotline, or something else equally amusing.
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# ? Sep 7, 2017 21:33 |
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Zzulu posted:Step 1: don't make hot female friends. IF you insist on making female friends, ensure that they are too fat to gently caress jokes on you ill gently caress any lady who gives me the time of day
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Johny-on-the-Spot posted:Please post a trip report if anyone calls the fake CIA number, I hope it's some sort of phone sex hotline, or something else equally amusing. Gonna call from my work phone tomorrow just in case it's a weird sex line. Saying I wrote down a client phone number wrong is more reasonable than paying for telephonic porn in 2017. No matter the risk to my livelihood.
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# ? Sep 7, 2017 22:35 |
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Zzulu posted:Step 1: don't make hot female friends. IF you insist on making female friends, ensure that they are too fat to gently caress No one hot is fat. Source, myself.
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DandyLion posted:Anyways its fake. Number stations aren't used like that (though you gotta love the creativity). Imagine having to send out the Black Vans and install cameras in peoples electrical meters every time someone accidentally called your numbers station. Explains budget overruns.
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Fintilgin posted:Imagine having to send out the Black Vans and install cameras in peoples electrical meters every time someone accidentally called your numbers station. Haha, I would love a story about one of those secret black ops agencies and about the accountants who need to get people to fill out expense reports
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# ? Sep 7, 2017 23:59 |
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Zzulu posted:Step 1: don't make hot female friends. IF you insist on making female friends, ensure that they are too fat to gently caress
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# ? Sep 8, 2017 02:08 |
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fruit on the bottom posted:Haha, I would love a story about one of those secret black ops agencies and about the accountants who need to get people to fill out expense reports "All these receipts are blacked out, how am I supposed to know if it's valid work related purchase?"
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# ? Sep 8, 2017 02:16 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:The best solution is to chop he dick off. yeah, no, this is actually good advice
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# ? Sep 8, 2017 02:18 |
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Runaktla posted:Hot female friends are great if you treat them like a sister you get along well with, and don't make it obvious you'd really wish you could get in their pants 24/7. Be nice, treat them a lil better than you would a guy friend, enough to be pleasant but not enough to feel like they can disrespect you. If you play that role well and still kept your man card they will eventually want you though. Otherwise, they introduce you to other hot friends of theirs. 1 hot girl can lead you to 4-5 hot girls. Lol
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Runaktla posted:Hot female friends are great if you treat them like a sister you get along well with, and don't make it obvious you'd really wish you could get in their pants 24/7. Be nice, treat them a lil better than you would a guy friend, enough to be pleasant but not enough to feel like they can disrespect you. If you play that role well and still kept your man card they will eventually want you though. Otherwise, they introduce you to other hot friends of theirs. 1 hot girl can lead you to 4-5 hot girls.
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# ? Sep 8, 2017 02:42 |
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Yeah what was I thinking seriousposting that type of advice in gibbis.
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Hot women have much more dating options than friends and they have even fewer male friends. They don't tend to risk losing a good friend to get a date/sex. As for meeting their hot girlfriends... I'd rather count on your hot guy friend (gay or straight) doing that.Stuntman posted:Source your quotes, please. Malaver, Doctor. Virgin diaries. Self published, 2017. Malaver, Doctor. Letters to M'lady. Self published, 2003. Malaver, Doctor. "Friendzoning: Expressing Failure and Assigning Blame on Social Media" Something Awful E/N Collection 35.2 (2007)
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