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NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost
https://twitter.com/JimmyKempski/status/905054987675426817

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blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

Zeke playing this week against NYG

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


Kind of a cool thing about that time Ch*p K*lly blew out the Skins

https://theathletic.com/94364/2017/09/05/unveiling-the-53-chip-kellys-2013-debut-in-washington/

89
Feb 24, 2006

#worldchamps

a new study bible! posted:

Kind of a cool thing about that time Ch*p K*lly blew out the Skins for half a game
Seriously, though. Those first 2 quarters were some of the most fun I've had watching any Eagles game after that dreadful last season with Andy. It was like freakin' Christmas. Jon Gruden freakin' the gently caress out about how fast the offense was, was the greatest.

axeil
Feb 14, 2006
Cross-post: I'm running 1KYOB this year and y'all should play:

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3833204

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

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blue squares posted:

Zeke playing this week against NYG

But unless the court issues an injunction, he'll be suspended weeks 2-7 as the NFL upheld his suspension. They just didn't get it done by deadline so he suits up for sunday.

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

Mr. Nice! posted:

But unless the court issues an injunction, he'll be suspended weeks 2-7 as the NFL upheld his suspension. They just didn't get it done by deadline so he suits up for sunday.

Yeah looks like it. Still, an improvement considering NYG is tough

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost
https://twitter.com/jonmachota/status/905237852484763649

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

The believe text messages is pretty funny after the Deflategate stuff.

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly



lol that dude has a daughter

LethalGeek
Nov 4, 2009


What a douche

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
be live text messages?

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


kid in blue ain't having it

Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.
https://twitter.com/NYGDaily/status/904746063432646656
https://twitter.com/HelmanDC/status/905496235343269894

:drat: gettin' nice and spicy for sunday night

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

:thunk:

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
That guy still looks like he was born to be a TV Sitcom dad.

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost

Is this actually a thing? I thought Scandrick and Carroll were the Cowboys' starting CBs.

I mean I guess he's saying they suck, but he played against both of them twice last year.

axeil
Feb 14, 2006

I do not like the Cowboys but it'll be funny as gently caress if they blow out the giants now.

~*bulletin board material*~

corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky
those comments are extraordinarily harmless and if you need "bulletin board" material to get amped against a divisional opponent you're trash

axeil
Feb 14, 2006
https://twitter.com/Saints/status/906161488804663297

:stare:

i am really glad he got that exam. get well soon dorenbos!

TheChirurgeon
Aug 7, 2002

Remember how good you are
Taco Defender

corn on the cop posted:

those comments are extraordinarily harmless and if you need "bulletin board" material to get amped against a divisional opponent you're trash

this guy gets it

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost

axeil posted:

https://twitter.com/Saints/status/906161488804663297

:stare:

i am really glad he got that exam. get well soon dorenbos!

Howie Roseman saved his life.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

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Zeke is free until his lawsuit is done. Good chance he'll lose, but the suspension is vacated in the meantime.

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost
Hopefully he can put it off until the second half of the season.

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

NotWearingPants posted:

Hopefully he can put it off until the second half of the season.

It will likely be the entire season

El Patron
Jul 9, 2011

Philly Philly
Some Eagles beat writers love a negative story before a big game.

https://twitter.com/Jeff_McLane/status/906375812156461057

McLane has apparently spoke to Eagles players and staff who wish to remain anonymous and who claim Schwartz has his eyes on Pederson's job.

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost

El Patron posted:

Some Eagles beat writers love a negative story before a big game.

https://twitter.com/Jeff_McLane/status/906375812156461057

McLane has apparently spoke to Eagles players and staff who wish to remain anonymous and who claim Schwartz has his eyes on Pederson's job.

I was thinking this last season, but I think it's less likely now. First of all, Schwartz has a lot to prove as defensive coordinator to keep that job, much less receive a promotion. If the defense isn't better this year he may be coaching linebackers somewhere next season. Secondly, Lurie (the owner) just fired a head coach, partly because the coach was a such a dickhead. Schwartz's personality is the last thing Lurie would be looking for in a head coach. He's trying to create a family atmosphere, but not a family where everyone is walking on eggshells because the father is abusive. Thirdly, Pederson did a pretty good last year. He certainly exceeded my expectations. And fourthly, when you set up a structure like the Eagles have done where the head coach has so very little power over player personnel, you limit the the top candidates that will want the job. Pederson is probably going to get some leeway because he fits the bill as someone without the inclination or job history to demand more power. Schwartz does not fit that profile.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Yeah Pederson seems safe

Kyrie didn't even say that he thinks this is a playoff team so the owners expectations are not that high.

Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.
I'm thrilled that Zeke was granted a restraining order but now I'm gonna have to buy a new avatar

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost
I don't necessarily think that Pederson is safe. I just don't see Schwartz replacing him if he does get fired.

I'd say he's safe if he makes the playoffs. Anything less and it may depend more on the quality of the available replacement candidates.

NotWearingPants fucked around with this message at 03:45 on Sep 10, 2017

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon
N: Redskins Suck
V: LOL Gruden

Starting off slow and looking like the team didn't practice enough seems to be a regular occurrence in the Gruden era. Our offense looked insipid and incoherent, with not much run game or chemistry. The weapons and talent are there, but this was a bad look. Defense looked better. Amazing how not having everyone injured helps.

And gently caress our lovely team for being so bad that you could hear the Eagle fans cheering on a home opener.

LethalGeek
Nov 4, 2009

Who can afford to go to games at redskins stadium anyway, aren't they the 2nd most expensive place out of all 32 teams?

Plus yeah their offense needs to be in practice all week

Gumbel2Gumbel
Apr 28, 2010

Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

N: Redskins Suck
V: LOL Gruden

Starting off slow and looking like the team didn't practice enough seems to be a regular occurrence in the Gruden era. Our offense looked insipid and incoherent, with not much run game or chemistry. The weapons and talent are there, but this was a bad look. Defense looked better. Amazing how not having everyone injured helps.

And gently caress our lovely team for being so bad that you could hear the Eagle fans cheering on a home opener.

You're just mad Agholor has finally figured it out and will take the league by storm

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost
https://twitter.com/barstooltweetss/status/906929587657076737

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


Darby's ankle is dislocated and he could return in a few months pending an MRI.

axeil
Feb 14, 2006

a new study bible! posted:

Darby's ankle is dislocated and he could return in a few months pending an MRI.

So possible return in Week 10 or so?

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Feb 2, 2009



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axeil posted:

So possible return in Week 10 or so?

According to the initial reports it should be possible as long as his ligaments are okay.

89
Feb 24, 2006

#worldchamps
EAGLES BITCH

18-1

axeil
Feb 14, 2006

a new study bible! posted:

According to the initial reports it should be possible as long as his ligaments are okay.

Uh, isn't a ligament tear nearly a guarantee with an injury like that? The dude's ankle rotated 360

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Toaster Beef
Jan 23, 2007

that's not nature's way

axeil posted:

Uh, isn't a ligament tear nearly a guarantee with an injury like that? The dude's ankle rotated 360

It wasn't quite that gnarly. I figured it was shattered when we saw it just kinda hanging there crooked, but it's not like it was facing the other way or anything. Dislocation is maybe the best news you can hope for with how bad that looked at first.

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