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hot moldovans w/ drugs getting married in miami seems extremely legit
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safely sodomized posted:nola being hit by another Big One is still probably worse since the levees are if anything worse than they were during katrina b-b-b-b-b-but what about the property damage in Miami???
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Sep 7, 2017 21:29
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Most of them led Moldova for elsewhere in Europe years ago
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Sep 7, 2017 21:29
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Clean your bathtub first
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Sep 7, 2017 21:30
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look buddy i saw eastern promises when i was 17 i know i thing or too about the mafiya
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Sep 7, 2017 21:30
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https://twitter.com/RyanMaue/status/905689235486887936
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Sep 7, 2017 21:31
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Calibanibal posted:yeah the reason florida existed up until this point is that it was a giant tangled mass of hurricane-resistant trees (mangroves, palmetto, sea-grape, cypress, strangler fig) deeply rooted into the sandy soil. the trees have mostly been stripped away for hideous condos and trailer parks so coastal florida is now basically a naked sand castle built on swiss cheese limestone lmao it owns
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Sep 7, 2017 21:31
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safely sodomized posted:that the most likely place for a bad hurricane being hit by a bad hurricane is the ultimate nightmare scenario is pretty uh bad? this goes beyond "bad hurricane", this is gonna be a historic disaster anything smaller than a SUV is gonna become an airborne projectile in the grips of the 40-mile-wide tornado that is Irma's eyewall, which will carry 6-foot storm surges into areas that are barely above water during high tide as it is
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Sep 7, 2017 21:32
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Jose posted:All really hot Moldovans except for the Irish woman who will be staying with us during the hurricane and has 500mg of xanax Get wasted and sleep with the Irish bridesmaid. Grab an entire bottle from the bar. Go loving nuts!!!
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Sep 7, 2017 21:34
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seriously, if you want to see the very proof of late-stage capitalism, there is no other place that frivolously demonstrates it well than the florida coastline. That's why that meteorologist/weather scientist guy in that tweet is very grim, he knows that the coastline is sand castle buildings on limestone and people just threw sand there to build ontop of it, of which you literally have to build a bridge into the ocean to do so.
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Sep 7, 2017 21:34
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I hate to admit it but "we're not going to live through this hurricane" is an excellent excuse to score with a hot Moldavian bridesmaid
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Sep 7, 2017 21:35
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expect many regions to be infested with uncontrolled mosquito swams, gators and escaped pets turned aggressive with desperation, lawless groups of people having to scavenge to survive, oppressive climate, and unreliable infrastructure of all types in addition, after the hurricane strikes, expect things to be significantly worse
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Sep 7, 2017 21:36
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Looks like we have to shelter in place in Broward county about 15 miles from the coast. My wife and mom couldn't get ready to leave yesterday and there's not a lot options anymore
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Sep 7, 2017 21:37
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Epic High Five posted:expect many regions to be infested with uncontrolled mosquito swams, gators and escaped pets turned aggressive with desperation, lawless groups of people having to scavenge to survive, oppressive climate, and unreliable infrastructure of all types expect? this is an everyday occurrence~ This place is the Australia of the US
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Sep 7, 2017 21:38
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Haiti, the Jose of countries.
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Sep 7, 2017 21:39
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My dad lives north of Tampa and I'm worried about him. He spent the last couple days boarding up his girlfriend's mom's house and his second (rental) house, and has been boarding up his house today all day. He has a generator, stockpiles, and is accommodating 10 people in his house/basement. He doesn't live too far from the coast though (Spring Hill) and the area looks really prone to flooding. This is going to be a huuuuge disaster
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Sep 7, 2017 21:39
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Jose make sure you stuff lots of wedding cake into your pocket, as much as you can carry before returning to your hotel room one of the bridesmaid can see this and will think you are a rugged survivorman and elect to help you take more cake as she can carry some as well, you can even ask her for assistance as an opener~
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Sep 7, 2017 21:43
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Jose posted:All really hot Moldovans except for the Irish woman who will be staying with us during the hurricane and has 500mg of xanax that's def not enough xanax to make it last longer make sure you empty out the capsules / chop up pills and snort it
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Sep 7, 2017 21:45
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My brother is up from 2 to 4 cases of bottled water.
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Sep 7, 2017 21:45
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Calibanibal posted:yeah the reason florida existed up until this point is that it was a giant tangled mass of hurricane-resistant trees (mangroves, palmetto, sea-grape, cypress, strangler fig) deeply rooted into the sandy soil. the trees have mostly been stripped away for hideous condos and trailer parks so coastal florida is now basically a naked sand castle built on swiss cheese limestone Disaster aside, that's really interesting. A peninsula held together by stubborn plants.
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Sep 7, 2017 21:46
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Epic High Five posted:have we heard anything more from DAD IPOD dude who was on St. Cruix I believe? I have friends on St. Croix and they got through relatively unscathed. however, the cell towers just went down a couple of hours ago most likely due to lack of power on the island.
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Sep 7, 2017 21:46
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SKULL.GIF posted:My dad lives north of Tampa and I'm worried about him. He spent the last couple days boarding up his girlfriend's mom's house and his second (rental) house, and has been boarding up his house today all day. He has a generator, stockpiles, and is accommodating 10 people in his house/basement. He doesn't live too far from the coast though (Spring Hill) and the area looks really prone to flooding. a basement? in Florida? 
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Sep 7, 2017 21:46
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http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-41192997 Good shot of the highway and why we were saying Jose needed to move three days ago
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Sep 7, 2017 21:46
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jose seduce the bride or groom if thats your preference
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Sep 7, 2017 21:48
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jose convince all the bridesmaids to lash themselves together to make a raft you can ride to safety
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Sep 7, 2017 21:48
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The power went out here in my part of Nashville for a few hours after the Houston remnants blew in, right when I was going to bed anyway. To be clear, I live in an area that's never had flooding. So I figure I'll make sure all my electronics are charged up with good stuff on them and that I've gone through all the perishables left in the fridge that might rot Good luck Jose
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Sep 7, 2017 21:48
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Nocturtle posted:Disaster aside, that's really interesting. A peninsula held together by stubborn plants. thats how a lot of coast lines are held together tbh. oyster beds too.
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Sep 7, 2017 21:49
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Nebakenezzer posted:http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-41192997 nice visual guide to hurricane categories that shows the water dyed red with blood by category four
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Sep 7, 2017 21:49
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Main Paineframe posted:a basement? in Florida? oh yeah, I forgot florida doesn't do basements man that's loving weird
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Sep 7, 2017 21:50
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jose just break into the penthouse suite if the water rises too much
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Sep 7, 2017 21:51
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Jose posted:I'm at the wedding right now 
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Sep 7, 2017 21:52
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SKULL.GIF posted:oh yeah, I forgot florida doesn't do basements Digging down is poorly advised when the water table is 3 feet away
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Sep 7, 2017 21:53
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Agean90 posted:Digging down is poorly advised when the water table is 3 feet away stupid florida people, why do they put the water on a table? stupid morons
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Sep 7, 2017 21:54
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Let them eat cake...while in a state destroying hurricane
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Sep 7, 2017 21:55
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This is great
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Sep 7, 2017 21:56
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Main Paineframe posted:a basement? in Florida? I've been in like two houses (out of hundreds) that have basements, they do exist
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Sep 7, 2017 21:56
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Listen, and understand. That hurricane is out there. It can’t be bargained with. It can’t be reasoned with. It doesn’t feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until you are dead.
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Sep 7, 2017 21:58
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Weeeeeeeeelp
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Sep 7, 2017 22:01
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Main Paineframe posted:a basement? in Florida? Also, a basement near the coast seems like a really bad place to stockpile your hurricane supplies
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The Glumslinger posted:Also, a basement near the coast seems like a really bad place to stockpile your hurricane supplies If only someone had let the Japanese engineers know about this prior to the Fukushima disaster, they could have found a better place to put their emergency power sources.
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