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Stex T posted:Look at all you people having opinions and caring about things while cool people like me realize that reality is merely an amalgamation of imperfect and fallacious sensory interpretations and knowledge itself is mental delusion. To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Atheism. Its value is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of Rick and Morty most of our jokes about Zombie Jesus will go over a typical theist's head. There's also our nihilistic outlook, which is indispensable to our worldview - our personal philosophy draws heavily from Dick Dorkins' literature, for instance. The atheists understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes about Christianity, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence believers truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humor in mocking a bible verse you don't actually understand, or smugly telling someone to adhere to a value system you yourself don't follow; I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as I point to Matthew 6:5 to get my own way. What fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have an atheist symbol tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.
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Did I stumble through a portal and wind up in 2006 era GBS?
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# ? Sep 7, 2017 20:13 |
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walgreenslatino posted:To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Atheism. Its value is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of Rick and Morty most of our jokes about Zombie Jesus will go over a typical theist's head. There's also our nihilistic outlook, which is indispensable to our worldview - our personal philosophy draws heavily from Dick Dorkins' literature, for instance. The atheists understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes about Christianity, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence believers truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humor in mocking a bible verse you don't actually understand, or smugly telling someone to adhere to a value system you yourself don't follow; I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as I point to Matthew 6:5 to get my own way. What fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have an atheist symbol tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.
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# ? Sep 7, 2017 20:29 |
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# ? Sep 7, 2017 20:53 |
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Facebook Aunt posted:It always reminds me of fundies who are positively giddy when they think about 'the rapture'. They believe that the world will end and billions will be condemned to hopelessness and torture for eternity, and they are happy about it? That's messed up. That would be a tragic day, not a happy one. It seems to convey a lack of personal faith in that they need to see Jesus riding down with a flaming sword rather than meet their maker in the usual fashion.
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# ? Sep 7, 2017 21:18 |
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This is Nazi propaganda man... Antifa doesn't even put up fliers or have regional chapters as far as I know
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# ? Sep 7, 2017 21:20 |
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Dreddout posted:This is Nazi propaganda man...
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# ? Sep 7, 2017 21:24 |
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Dreddout posted:This is Nazi propaganda man... I've been informed, but I left it as a monument to my idiocy.
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# ? Sep 7, 2017 21:26 |
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Randaconda posted:I've been informed, but I left it as a monument to my idiocy. I'm sorry, but I must carve the letter "B" into your avs face It's the only way to repent...
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# ? Sep 7, 2017 21:29 |
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Dreddout posted:I'm sorry, but I must carve the letter "B" into your avs face Not my beautiful yet masculine face!
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# ? Sep 7, 2017 21:30 |
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Hell yeah we do!
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# ? Sep 7, 2017 21:31 |
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The Glumslinger posted:Did I stumble through a portal and wind up in 2006 era GBS? idk but the last few pages sucked in order to make it worse, here's this
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# ? Sep 7, 2017 21:38 |
no ring
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# ? Sep 7, 2017 21:43 |
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# ? Sep 7, 2017 21:45 |
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somebody please do the needful
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# ? Sep 7, 2017 21:49 |
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But just change the name of the soda. Like, photoshop the avatar onto the soda instead of just slappin it on there and rammin it in
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# ? Sep 7, 2017 21:51 |
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# ? Sep 7, 2017 21:56 |
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KoRMaK posted:But just change the name of the soda. Like, photoshop the avatar onto the soda instead of just slappin it on there and rammin it in Even better
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# ? Sep 7, 2017 21:57 |
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Randaconda posted:somebody please do the needful Let the dead stay dead.
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# ? Sep 7, 2017 21:57 |
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KoRMaK posted:But just change the name of the soda. Like, photoshop the avatar onto the soda instead of just slappin it on there and rammin it in wait, i thought you were supposed to just ram it in?
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# ? Sep 7, 2017 22:06 |
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loving lawful goods, always rubbing it in your face that they went to medical school.
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# ? Sep 7, 2017 22:08 |
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Bar Crow posted:Let the dead stay dead. That is not dead which can eternal lie. And with strange aeons even death may die.
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# ? Sep 7, 2017 22:08 |
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Mr. Bad Guy posted:loving lawful goods, always rubbing it in your face that they went to medical school. That's why we have Mr. Pibb, the drink of the common man. (or because of the lawsuit, whatever)
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# ? Sep 7, 2017 22:17 |
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Randaconda posted:That is not dead which can eternal lie. And with strange aeons even death may die. But enough about your sex life....
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# ? Sep 7, 2017 22:19 |
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vyelkin posted:Did someone say "Pope Francis memes"? Well, Bill, you'll love this one
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# ? Sep 7, 2017 22:20 |
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Randaconda posted:That is not dead which can eternal lie. And with strange aeons even death may die. Nope. It's dead. Using a corpse as a puppet deserves a terrible fate like having a boat crash into your squamous non-Euclidean charade or being Andrew McCarthy.
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# ? Sep 7, 2017 22:22 |
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Bar Crow posted:Nope. It's dead. Using a corpse as a puppet deserves a terrible fate like having a boat crash into your squamous non-Euclidean charade or being Andrew McCarthy. fight me irl
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# ? Sep 7, 2017 22:23 |
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LE and NE should be switched What kinda lawful person is named "Extreme"?!
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# ? Sep 7, 2017 22:41 |
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Unaligned: Mr Pibb.
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# ? Sep 7, 2017 23:20 |
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Dreddout posted:This is Nazi propaganda man... The oldest nazi trick in the book, false flag operations. They literally burnt the Reichstag down and blamed it on communists because they were the one group actively threatening their power.
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# ? Sep 8, 2017 00:07 |
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No Dr. Thunder? For shame.
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# ? Sep 8, 2017 00:13 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCA8HofWsxc
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# ? Sep 8, 2017 01:25 |
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For sale: baby cakes, never eaten.
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Not ok to bash on Lena. Mods?
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My parents got me a little blue 'swimming pool' birthday cake when I was small, and apparently I poo poo blue for like a week plus. I can only imagine the gastrointestinal choas eating one of those hurricane cakes would inflict.
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