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Benny Harvey posted:There are no Asian Staceys. Asian women are sweet and demure. hehehehe. sorry just laughing because a friend of mine growing up was the daughter of a man and his vietnamese mail-order bride. hehehehehe. oh man. that man lived his life in sullen weenie terror.
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JON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! what JON!!!!!! WHY!!!!!!? !!!!!!!! sorry, i don't--? JON!!!!!! LAWN!!!!!! THE LAWN!!!!!!!! WHY NO MOW THE LAWN?????!!!! i was goi-- JON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Sep 8, 2017 02:25
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Probably the best canon ending to Garfield.
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Sep 8, 2017 02:45
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Pick posted:JON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Like I think gender roles are pretty dumb but there's nothing inherently submissive about managing a household AND YET somehow dudes think there is?
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Sep 8, 2017 02:59
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My crush's new BF is a normie-looking guy? My crush is a 7.5/10 Stacy, she was one of the better-looking girls from my HS. Today, while scrolling through my FB Feed, I saw her tagged with her new BF when one of my friends liked the pic (she'd never accept my friend request since I'm subhuman). I checked the guy's profile out and he's.... literally average? I mean, if he posted a pic on /r/truerateme I'd rate him a solid 5/10 and be tempted to say "Its over" He's the kind of guy who's so average looking that you'd forget his face one hour after talking to him. He's definitely not rich either, he's normie-like in that department as well. So, he's not Chad, he's not rich, how the gently caress did he score her? Please shed some light fellow incel brethern.
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Sep 8, 2017 03:10
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I Have a Thick Sexy Dick............But It Does Not Matter When You Are Unattractive to Women My dick (despite being indian) is a good length and gets thick,hard and sexy when erect. But Alas It will never again experience the pleasure nerves of the vagina since it is attached to a non chad face with a sub 6 foot body. Whats the use having a nice dick when you are not chad??
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Sep 8, 2017 03:11
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I am working as a TA in a course at my school. I need to attend a consultation hour in a classroom where students come for course related help. In my time slot, there is another girl who is also working as a TA. She is a white blonde fat loving ugly midget with blue eyes. Yesterday, while she was helping with one student, she came to me with a beautiful (at least she tried) smile. She was struggling with something that she and her student couldn't solve. I went to her and solved it immediately. After that, she came to me again with a nice smile (she has a pair of humongous boobs). Because of the eternal lure of the boobs, I went to her again solved it, it was a tricky one, she looked impressed. I became so elated that I rushed into the restroom nearby and fapped vehemently. I looked into my schedule and noticed that her consultation hour is supposed to end one hour before mine. But I could see she is still hanging around in the room. Is she interested in me? I asked myself. Then I approached her and tried to start some conversations. But she was acting really cold, "I need to finish my home works and stuffs, so I need to stay here for a while" she retorted, I immediately backed up. Then like after 10 to 15 minutes, a tall white guy (semichad) came into the class, went to her desk and started to talk with her, both were smiling at each other. While they were talking, at one point, both of them stared at me. Clearly they were discussing something about me, and then they started to laugh again. Most probably she was talking about my looks and saying "How creepy that street making GBS threads curry is, constantly hitting on me through the whole hour". gently caress my hormone, gently caress my life.
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Sep 8, 2017 03:15
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lazorexplosion posted:So, he's not Chad, he's not rich, how the gently caress did he score her? Please shed some light fellow incel brethern. 
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Sep 8, 2017 03:18
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lazorexplosion posted:My crush's new BF is a normie-looking guy? No you've seen the light and are so close. Don't turn back!
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Sep 8, 2017 03:27
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Incel's computer minds just reboot when they encounter an error and resume normal function. Give him a few days and he'll purge it from his memory.
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Benny Harvey posted:Asian women are sweet and demure. 
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Sep 8, 2017 04:15
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Hell, 
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Pick posted:hehehehe. sorry just laughing because a friend of mine growing up was the daughter of a man and his vietnamese mail-order bride. hehehehehe. oh man. that man lived his life in sullen weenie terror. Hehe. You get it. You get jokes.
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Sep 8, 2017 11:19
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I dont think Hotori ever said this.
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chumbler posted:No you've seen the light and are so close. Don't turn back! don't worry, they'll help him with the mental gymnastics and he'll be able to go back to his insane conspiracy theories maybe they'll say that she isn't really being faithful to him (despite having no evidence to back that up) and that he's just some cuck she keeps around for appearances so she's just trying to hide her slutty stacyness, because of course all women are liars. checkmate normies
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Sep 8, 2017 16:02
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lazorexplosion posted:I Have a Thick Sexy Dick............But It Does Not Matter When You Are Unattractive to Women As a heterosexual lady I've never once seen a dick, erect or otherwise, and thought "now that's a sexy dick". The whole package is sexy, not just the dick. Genuine question: do other women find just the dick to be sexy? Cause from my perspective this just another example of porn breaking their brains, but then again I may not be representative of all women.
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Sep 8, 2017 21:07
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Ralph Crammed In posted:Genuine question: do other women find just the dick to be sexy? I am also a hetero lady and I think dicks are weird-lookin'. Just a flesh tube sticking out from a thicket of hair  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gCSWbTv3hng&t=167s Pththya-lyi fucked around with this message at 21:23 on Sep 8, 2017 |
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Sep 8, 2017 21:20
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Pththya-lyi posted:I am also a hetero lady and I think dicks are weird-lookin'. Just a flesh tube sticking out from a thicket of hair Wow but when I think the same things about a roastie suddenly im a mysogynist.
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Sep 8, 2017 21:22
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Meme Emulator posted:Wow but when I think the same things about a roastie suddenly im a mysogynist. But vaginas are gross-looking too!
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Sep 8, 2017 21:25
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Ralph Crammed In posted:As a heterosexual lady I've never once seen a dick, erect or otherwise, and thought "now that's a sexy dick". The whole package is sexy, not just the dick. I jerked off to a dude once....it was wild
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Sep 8, 2017 21:34
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lazorexplosion posted:My crush's new BF is a normie-looking guy? Incels find anecdotal evidence against their theories = an exception, a lie, a glitch in the matrix, somehow proof that actually the reverse is real  Funny how this is true of all conspiracy theory groups hmmm.
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Sep 8, 2017 21:34
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"The exception that proves the rule" is a grossly misused phrase for a reason.
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Sep 8, 2017 21:38
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Noblesse Obliged posted:id tell you who Asian Stacey is but that would be too racey It's Becky, apparently. http://www.lovebanguniverse.com/blog/are-white-dogs-ruining-shanghai/ (scroll down to #3)
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Sep 8, 2017 21:41
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 It's a link to an article...on a hentai portal. The only place an incel would somehow stumble upon a scientific article  .
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Sep 8, 2017 21:44
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Pththya-lyi posted:But vaginas are gross-looking too! I will also die on this hill, as a bi woman both sets of genitals are kinda weird looking and I'm much more attracted to like...literally everything else about a person (boobs are awesome though).
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Sep 8, 2017 22:02
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Ralph Crammed In posted:As a heterosexual lady I've never once seen a dick, erect or otherwise, and thought "now that's a sexy dick". The whole package is sexy, not just the dick. i like dicks there are beautiful dicks and there are ugly dicks, just like there are beautiful dudes and ugly dudes, but i do like the look of a nice (by my personal standards) dick
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Sep 8, 2017 23:02
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TheKennedys posted:I will also die on this hill, as a bi woman both sets of genitals are kinda weird looking and I'm much more attracted to like...literally everything else about a person (boobs are awesome though). As a bi man I find that both sets of genitals are beautiful, and I will fight you about this
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Sep 8, 2017 23:08
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Are there bicels? Or acels, dudes who claim not to want sex but are very bitter they're not having it?
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I've found that Falcon Studios recruits their talent based on the aesthetic quality of the dicks more so than most pornographers. And at least dicks don't need to be waxed, dyed, and surgically altered before an incel will ever consider looking at them. But really that reveals something about incels, not vaginas.
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Ralph Crammed In posted:Genuine question: do other women find just the dick to be sexy? dicks are cool but I doubt they'd ever be the deciding factor in sleeping with someone, and I can't imagine any particular dick standing out from any others.
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noether posted:dicks are cool but I doubt they'd ever be the deciding factor in sleeping with someone, and I can't imagine any particular dick standing out from any others. Aquiantence of mine has a dick that,due to damage in his youth, points fiercely to the right. It was a dick that people, a decade on, recalled the same way one would recall their first used car.
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Ralph Crammed In posted:As a heterosexual lady I've never once seen a dick, erect or otherwise, and thought "now that's a sexy dick". The whole package is sexy, not just the dick. I've known guys that were not hot overall but had beautiful dicks, and vice-versa. Pththya-lyi posted:I am also a hetero lady and I think dicks are weird-lookin'. Just a flesh tube sticking out from a thicket of hair My first boyfriend ever was uncut. I had never seen an uncut dick until the first time he whipped it out (and our sex ed was lackluster at best) and it creeped me out so bad.
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noether posted:dicks are cool but I doubt they'd ever be the deciding factor in sleeping with someone, and I can't imagine any particular dick standing out from any others. You're obviously not a size queen
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noether posted:dicks are cool but I doubt they'd ever be the deciding factor in sleeping with someone, and I can't imagine any particular dick standing out from any others. My wife actually turned someone down for having too small of a wang. Not sure if she actually told the guy that that was the reason.
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Literally A Person posted:My wife actually turned someone down for having too small of a wang. Not sure if she actually told the guy that that was the reason. >:/
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Pick posted:>:/ What does this internet face mean?
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Literally A Person posted:What does this internet face mean? If you like a person try to figure some poo poo out. Like god drat, get two people together and there can be 0 penis at all and some orgasms go down. I'd never turn down a guy based on his penis size, at least find out what goes on there when you start mushing stuff together. It's not like anyone's vagina is like SO AMAZING that it must be protected from tiny dicks (not saying you should gently caress all tiny dick guys just because but like someone that otherwise you were planning to envelop, dick-wise, with your vagina hole, you're already there just see what happens.) Like if it was lovely that Romney dumped his traffic accident'd wife, then it's lovely to not give a guy a shot based on what you see when his pants unzip. I mean it's not like you have a guarantee any man will keep his penis forever so just see if you've got the heart where you wouldn't immediately dump someone based on their physical characteristics not meeting your exact criteria, you'd at least test those parameters once or twice.
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Pick posted:If you like a person try to figure some poo poo out. Like god drat, get two people together and there can be 0 penis at all and some orgasms go down. I'd never turn down a guy based on his penis size, at least find out what goes on there when you start mushing stuff together. It's not like anyone's vagina is like SO AMAZING that it must be protected from tiny dicks (not saying you should gently caress all tiny dick guys just because but like someone that otherwise you were planning to envelop, dick-wise, with your vagina hole, you're already there just see what happens.) Oh, I get it. Tbf they were dorky teenagers at a boy scout function. There probably wasn't going to be any orgasms anyway. Edit: and also, I am happy his tiny penis prevented him from being with the wife I find totally awesome and love.
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Dienes posted:My first boyfriend ever was uncut. I had never seen an uncut dick until the first time he whipped it out (and our sex ed was lackluster at best) and it creeped me out so bad. I wonder what the crossover is between incels and the really crazy anti-circumcision dudes is Incels are always looking for more excuses why they're miserable, having a  MUTILATED penis seems as good a fixation as wrist thickness and nasolabial folds plus it's one more thing they can blame on their parents for dooming them to a life of inceldom
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My maids know how truly pathetic I am. They know that I rarely go outside. They know that I LDAR in different parts of the house everyday. They know that I cope by drinking and escortcelling. They know that I'm utterly undesirable to females and that I've never dated. They know that the only friends I have are my pets. They know almost everything about me. At least the cooks never see me and have no idea what I do during the day. However the maids know the ins and outs of my life and all the dirty secrets of the family. They also know that I masturbate 6-7 times a day because I don't clean up when I'm done. Sometimes I do clean up (especially when it's very messy and I feel a sense of duty) but I don't really know how to use the washing machine. So one of them insists that she'll wash it and I tell her that I'd rather do it myself. They're always so annoyingly persistent and it's like tug of war with my cum stained blankets/bed sheets/whatever else. If I'm honest I actively hide when I jack off because it just highlights how desperate and unwanted I am. One time I was laying in bed and looking at Instagram pics of my oneitis on the TV. I had my dick in my hand when suddenly one of the older maids walked in without knocking. To be fair, she didn't know I was in that room since I'm almost never in there but it was still horrifying. She apologized and did a quick U turn and slammed the door shut. Fortunately she didn't see my dick however I was still mortified. All she saw was a massive screen of a girl's Instagram and me laying there with one hand occupied. I don't usually care what the help thinks of me but that this bitch has known me since I was a kid so it's weird. It's embarrassing that these femoids are aware of how miserable my life is. They're poor but at least lead happier lives. Sometimes when I walk past a room I hear them speak in Spanish (or whatever else) and they mention my name. They probably laugh about how disgusting and unattractive I am.
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