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Lincoln
May 12, 2007

Ladies.

Flyball posted:

What is it when a hot dog bun disconnects?

Pizza.

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3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Flyball posted:

What is it when a hot dog bun disconnects?

A shirtfrontful of cucumber relish and roasted garlic.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Big Grunty Secret posted:

Migas is Spanish (Castellano) for bread crumbs, but also refers to the delicious Mexican dish! :eng101:

But surely the name comes from migas rather than amigas.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Phlegmish posted:

But surely the name comes from migas rather than amigas.

JUST PUT IT BACK IN THE TITLE ALREADY

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Jerry Cotton posted:

JUST PUT IT BACK IN THE TITLE ALREADY

artsy fartsy
May 10, 2014

You'll be ahead instead of behind. Hello!
Oh wow, two minutes ago I figured out that Don Cheadle is not a fat white comedian from back in my parents' day.

I'm not sure who I thought he was. :confused:

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

artsy fartsy posted:

Oh wow, two minutes ago I figured out that Don Cheadle is not a fat white comedian from back in my parents' day.

I'm not sure who I thought he was. :confused:

Don Rickles?

F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017



In the original Star Trek episode The Corbomite Maneuver, navigator Bailey goes off when Balok threatens to blow the ship up and he perceives that Kirk and the others aren't doing anything about it. He's relieved and goes off sulking to his quarters. Just before Balok's countdown is almost over, and the Enterprise looks like it's about to be destroyed, Bailey quietly comes back to the bridge and asks permission to resume his post.

When I watched this episode as a kid, I just thought it was nice that Bailey had regained control of himself. What it took me until fairly recently to realize was the fact that Bailey returning to his post was his way of showing his devotion to duty. Even in the face of what seemed at the time like certain death, he was willing to go back to the bridge, sit at his station, and do his duty like a mature officer.

To be fair, I grew up with TOS as a kid and missed many subtleties like this.

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

Cacafuego posted:

Shh, nobody tell MrBibs

could be worse
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/bite-of-a-hot-dog-stopped-boys-heart-revealing-rare-condition/

Macarius Wrench
Mar 28, 2017

by Lowtax
I only just realised Spongebob Squarepants is a sponge

For background context, I'm 31, I've never watched an episode and have only maybe seen the intro on youtube and heard the theme song without paying any attention to it

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010
Why did you think he was named Spongebob?

artsy fartsy
May 10, 2014

You'll be ahead instead of behind. Hello!

Jerry Cotton posted:

Don Rickles?

I think so, yes.

Thanks! :downs:

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010
Michel Gondry is not named Michael

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

Henchman of Santa posted:

Why did you think he was named Spongebob?

His real name is Spongerobert but Spongerobert was his dad please just call him Spongebob?

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

Jerry Cotton posted:

JUST PUT IT BACK IN THE TITLE ALREADY

well since you asked so nicely

Intoluene
Jul 6, 2011

Activating self-destruct sequence!
Fun Shoe

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

well since you asked so nicely

You remain the bird/mod we deserve.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

well since you asked so nicely

can you add "again"

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

Intoluene posted:

You remain the bird/mod we deserve.
:3: ty, friend.


Randaconda posted:

can you add "again"
I suppose.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

:3: ty, friend.

I suppose.

:buddy:

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!


I like the doctors suggestion that the boy just avoid getting a high fever.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Macarius Wrench posted:

I only just realised Spongebob Squarepants is a sponge

For background context, I'm 31, I've never watched an episode and have only maybe seen the intro on youtube and heard the theme song without paying any attention to it

I forget how it came up but a few nights ago at a family BBQ I discovered many of my family members thought Spongebob's parents are cookies.

Mister Mind
Mar 20, 2009

I'm not a real doctor,
But I am a real worm;
I am an actual worm

Aphrodite posted:

I forget how it came up but a few nights ago at a family BBQ I discovered many of my family members thought Spongebob's parents are cookies.

Spongebob has parents?

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006



They're sponges.

Queen_Combat
Jan 15, 2011
The joke is spongebob is adopted

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo

Besesoth posted:

Meanwhile, "Luigi", "Louis", and "Ludwig" are all basically the same name in different languages - and "Ludwig" was first.

Those are all modern interpretations of the same name and none of them were "first"

Besesoth posted:

I still run into people who pronounce it "mare-ee-oh" as though it hasn't been 20 years since "it's-a me, Mario".

Because there are irl alive people right now who are named Mario and pronounce it that way

Besesoth posted:

...please tell me you don't think pronouncing the first "a" as in "hat" is the correct pronunciation. Both of those are loanwords from languages that don't have that sound.

e: I'm aware of dialects, but spelling one the way the word's actually spelled implies "correctness".

People speaking northern north american english dialects don't and shouldn't give a poo poo about how italians pronounce a word for a food item that people around the world eat

Jesus Christ sperg less and talk more

I'm a french speaking texan and say "loueeee" and "pahsta" and "mahrio" but christ

Pentaro
May 5, 2013


https://twitter.com/BrianLeeWow/status/789564990785138688

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Lol.


Figured this one out a long time ago, but Fruit of the Loom is a play on fruit of the womb.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

JoelJoel posted:

Lol.


Figured this one out a long time ago, but Fruit of the Loom is a play on fruit of the womb.

JESUS
FUKEN
CARIES

not it's not.

A loom is a thing you make cloth with

e: I MEAN GOSH DARN IT "fruit of the womb" ISN'T A SAYING OR ANYTHING DID YOU JUST POST THAT TO MAKE ME CROSS?

Olive!
Mar 16, 2015

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...
It's from the bible, Jerry

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Olive Garden tonight! posted:

It's from the bible, Jerry

I haven't read the bible in heathen languages like English :shrug:

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Amos 5:18.

Olive!
Mar 16, 2015

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...

I think your watch is wrong.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Olive Garden tonight! posted:

I think your watch is wrong.

It's amost correct :downsrim:

lidnsya
Nov 14, 2007
<img src="https://fi.somethingawful.com/customtitles/title-lidnsya.jpg"><br>All aboard the sleepy train!
Calvary and cavalry are not just different spellings of the same word.

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

gettin' covid all
over your posts

Edgar Allen Ho posted:

Jesus Christ sperg less and talk more

:allears:

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Jerry Cotton posted:

JESUS


CROSS?

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

is there really a deity fighting game?

Red Metal
Oct 23, 2012

Let me tell you about Homestuck

Fun Shoe
yes, it's called fight of gods

ishikabibble
Jan 21, 2012

And it got the Steam storefront banned in Malaysia.

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Baronjutter
Dec 31, 2007

"Tiny Trains"

A butter face is short for "but her face" as in she looks good...but her face. It doesn't mean someone who's face looks like it's made of butter. I always thought it was just a way of saying someone had a fat ugly face.

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