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BrianBoitano posted:Oh, I'm scheduled to be at the Emergency Operations Center exactly when we'll get landfall in the Keys. That'll be fun That's a private agency? With the herman miller poo poo? 
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They're predicting a way of 3M https://twitter.com/LastQuake/statu...warning-tsunami They felt it like 600 miles away
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Furnaceface posted:At this point Im not even sure I want to tempt fate and ask "What's left that could possibly happen?" Mt. Rainier erupts and takes out all of the Seattle area and most of western Washington state. Entire PNW is coated in ash.
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coyo7e posted:I've made jokes about it already but now I'm honestly beginning to wonder if God is punishing us we are all about to enter our three days in the belly of a fish
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Withnail posted:That's a private agency? With the herman miller poo poo? Nah, State Emergency Response Team. All official 'n poo poo.
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coyo7e posted:Do you think he'll execute his son like all the other druggies? Duterte's drug war is a 'roided-up model of the US' - instead of jailing everyone from the users to the pushers to the kingpins, he's just ensuring the only people making money in the Philippine drug trade are those who pay him generously to operate. Watching what's happening in the Philippines gives me pause, because Duterte is Trump if Trump had an 80% approval rating.
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the problem with being a prophet is that the only place on earth that would listen to me is israel and they're already well aware of climate change
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the old ceremony posted:yes dammit Isn't the Jonah and The Whale story all about finding a higher consciousness through God? Like 3 days on the cross , 3 days within the Whale, etc..
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Wait where did that one on the left come from? The one on the far right is Jose right?
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mod sassinator posted:Mt. Rainier erupts and takes out all of the Seattle area and most of western Washington state. Entire PNW is coated in ash. Oh right I forgot about volcanoes. At least its too early for hellish snow storms or ice storms I guess?
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Hollismason posted:They're predicting a way of 3M Wife has family in Mexico City. They sure as hell felt it. Everyone we know made it thru ok so far, but it was an 8.0 off the coast, tsunami warnings were sounds as well.
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Hollismason posted:Isn't the Jonah and The Whale story all about finding a higher consciousness through God?
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mod sassinator posted:Mt. Rainier erupts and takes out all of the Seattle area and most of western Washington state. Entire PNW is coated in ash. Also Yellowstone. It ruins the Merica's bread basket/great plains farms so food prices spike. Also the ash "snow". Like an inch of ash collapse roofs/houses. The east coast will get an inch. Great Plains will get several inches/feet. On the bright side there's a global cooling effect for a few years.
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Hollismason posted:Wait where did that one on the left come from? That's hurricane Katia!
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i love jonah's tale because of the sense that hashem is amused by mankind being obstinate argumentative little shits. there is a sense almost of play. in the end everyone basically has a good time and learns something from the experience
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BrianBoitano posted:^^^ you realize we don't actually have to personally lift the victims out of danger, yeah? where is this center located exactly?
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edit: ^^^^ Tallahassee. We're looking at cat 3 by the time it reaches us. I have a shift Monday at 6 PM, and I have to drive through some heavily wooded areas. I might get to skip hurricane-related work due to hurricane-downed trees  PhazonLink posted:On the bright side there's a mini ice age for a hundred years ftfy BrianBoitano fucked around with this message at 08:00 on Sep 8, 2017 |
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Furnaceface posted:At this point Im not even sure I want to tempt fate and ask "What's left that could possibly happen?"
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Furnaceface posted:At this point Im not even sure I want to tempt fate and ask "What's left that could possibly happen?" we're coming up to the point where this sort of poo poo is just accepted as the new way of things, and the only thing that will really put a scare into people is a suitably large comet on a collision course with earth.
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the old ceremony posted:plague The illuminati have an asteroid scheduled for some point but I forget when exactly, couldn't make the last meeting of the trilateral commission.
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Furnaceface posted:At this point Im not even sure I want to tempt fate and ask "What's left that could possibly happen?" WOULD YOU LIKE TO PLAY A GAME? (Y/N)
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the old ceremony posted:plague Well I hope you're ready for Zika, West Nile, etc. to make an exciting comeback!! https://twitter.com/jeffkatzshow/status/905926682279907328
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Gotta look at the bright side: the swarms of mosquitos will lead to a huge boom in the spider population
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Also let's add mega tsunami into the mix. The Canary Islands and some other west african island chain fall into the ocean loving up the east coast. Parts of Hawaii also fall into the sea and gently caress up the west coast. Donnie than says how Obama is using his home state to attack Merica even those he's from Africa. e: Also we might have another modern Mary Shelley write another master piece during a snowin. PhazonLink fucked around with this message at 08:16 on Sep 8, 2017 |
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For koalas: https://twitter.com/rebelraemusic/status/905950818506915840 For the donut and coffee fund https://twitter.com/CNN/status/906038421583310848 No wonder Jeff sessions gets so excited when he talks about seizing goods coyo7e fucked around with this message at 08:12 on Sep 8, 2017 |
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Calibanibal posted:Gotta look at the bright side: the swarms of mosquitos will lead to a huge boom in the spider population Only if its these dancing spiders: 
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quote:"However inappropriate some of Mr. Shkreli's postings may have been, we do not believe that he intended harm and do not believe that he poses a danger to the community," Shkreli's lawyer, Benjamin Brafman, said in a statement.
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He's going to get the full 20 year sentence I think.
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My judgement depends on whether the windows all have window seats with comfortable pillows
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BrianBoitano posted:Well I hope you're ready for Zika, West Nile, etc. to make an exciting comeback!! Sadly this is to be expected. If there's one thing mosquitoes love its humid weather and standing water. All the water flooding out of the city is gonna leave behind a huge amount that isn't gonna drain quickly, which mosquitoes will use as a breeding ground. And with nothing living in that water to eat the larvae a ton will spawn and go to town. But hey, at least all those displaced bats from the bridge will have plenty to eat! 
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Internet Kraken posted:But hey, at least all those displaced bats from the bridge will have plenty to eat! rabies 
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PhazonLink posted:Also let's add mega tsunami into the mix. You aren't thinking hyuge enough. meteors, tsunamis, eruptions, or anything boring like that aren't gonna surprise anyone in the Trump Era, what's really going to knock our socks off is the incoming alien invasion fleet.  Or really aliens in general. Donald J. Trump is going to be humanity's representative during First Contact baby.
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I think its a cool looking house
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the plague will be surprising as hell actually
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Hollismason posted:I think its a cool looking house
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Argentum posted:you aren't thinking hyuge enough. meteors, tsunamis, eruptions, or anything boring like that aren't gonna surprise anyone in the Trump Era, what's really going to knock our socks off is the incoming alien invasion fleet. They were on their way, then they saw everything that was happening and said "You know what, Saturn looks pretty nice."
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the old ceremony posted:and we all know what bats spread 
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