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GramCracker
Oct 8, 2005

beauty by stroll

Theophany posted:

I mean, piiiiiiiiss, can you imagine Mercedes, Ferrari, Honda, Renault, Porsche, McLaren, Audi and Cosworth on the grid?

:flashfap: Keep going, I'm almost there

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Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

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1500quidporsche posted:

I'd like to note that as per my computer set to British time it is currently 4:36 in Britain.

5.39, we're on British Summer Time!

F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

We had dirt simple V8s before this and nobody joined lol.

F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

Also while where on it I want to hear this theory where by going from one turbo to muffle and dampen engine noise to two turbos to muffle and dampen engine noise we're magically going to get louder engines lol.

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

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1500quidporsche posted:

Also while where on it I want to hear this theory where by going from one turbo to muffle and dampen engine noise to two turbos to muffle and dampen engine noise we're magically going to get louder engines lol.

Magic!

Also, I appear to be in a bar that decided to go with the decor theme of 'what Theophany imagines 1500quid's lounge looks like'

F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

Theophany posted:

Magic!

Also, I appear to be in a bar that decided to go with the decor theme of 'what Theophany imagines 1500quid's lounge looks like'



This but they're all just PBR cans.

Wirth1000
May 12, 2010

#essereFerrari

Theophany posted:

Send me more drunken Farsi rants about Hamilton smashing into a wall, friend. It helps me sleep dreaming about it.

Glad ot hear you had it professionally translated.

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?
McLaren should stay with Honda. If that means losing Alonso, then so be it.

Wirth1000
May 12, 2010

#essereFerrari

poty posted:

McLaren should stay with Honda. If that means losing Alonso, then so be it.

:therapy:

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

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Wirth1000 posted:

Glad ot hear you had it professionally translated.

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?
Where is Alonso going to go anyway? He has no better options. It's not like he's gonna win races in a Force India

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

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poty posted:

Where is Alonso going to go anyway? He has no better options. It's not like he's gonna win races in a Force India

Indy.

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?
Doing the 500 is fun and all, but I bet it gets old quick, and he knows that.

I bet he stays even if McLaren stay with Honda

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


poty posted:

Where is Alonso going to go anyway? He has no better options. It's not like he's gonna win races in a Force India

Nascar

iospace
Jan 19, 2038



You hear that sound?

Do you hear it?

It's the shrieking from hell. You stole all their heat for that take.

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Jul 22, 2014

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poty posted:

Doing the 500 is fun and all, but I bet it gets old quick, and he knows that.

I bet he stays even if McLaren stay with Honda

There is more to Indy than the 500. Speedways, super speedways, road courses and street courses. It's arguably more varied than F1 and it's dearth of lovely tilkedromes.

Dubs
Mar 6, 2007

Stroll Own Zone.
Disregard Stroll outside zone.
gently caress too keeping alsonso


if alonso things something is a good decision maclreanr should not fuckin do it

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Jul 22, 2014

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Dubs posted:

gently caress too keeping alsonso


if alonso things something is a good decision maclreanr should not fuckin do it

A fellow imbiber 👌🏻

Human Grand Prix
Jan 24, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
I think Alonso and McLaren have had enough of Honda.

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?
Alonso is overrated and overpriced

Human Grand Prix
Jan 24, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Theophany posted:

There is more to Indy than the 500. Speedways, super speedways, road courses and street courses. It's arguably more varied than F1 and it's dearth of lovely tilkedromes.

Alonso's salary alone could run 2 cars for the season. Not gonna happen.

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


Human Grand Prix posted:

Alonso's salary alone could run 2 cars for the season. Not gonna happen.

Lmbo, he’s not going to demand 50m from Andretti

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Theophany posted:

There is more to Indy than the 500. Speedways, super speedways, road courses and street courses. It's arguably more varied than F1 and it's dearth of lovely tilkedromes.

Yeah, current schedule is 3 "short" ovals, 3 superspeedways, 5 street courses (one is repeated), and 6 road courses. They're currently in talks to try to get a Mexico City date too, so we'll have our first true 1:1 comparison on F1 vs Indy speeds in a while (obviously F1 is faster, but curious as to how much at this point).

Hell, one of the tracks used by Indy hasn't been changed since they opened it, apart from adding a chicane that only motorcycles use (Road America).

track day bro!
Feb 17, 2005

#essereFerrari
Grimey Drawer

Human Grand Prix posted:

Don't worry, I'm sure they can dust off some late-80s Group C engine designs and build a winner.

Ah, so they'll be working with Ricardo then :newlol:

Dubs
Mar 6, 2007

Stroll Own Zone.
Disregard Stroll outside zone.
there is zero chance they will win anything with a Renault engine
there is zero chance they will win anything with a honda engine if RBR also have a honda engine
there is almost zero chance they will win anything with a honda engine


Trust in Ron

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Human Grand Prix posted:

Alonso's salary alone could run 2 cars for the season. Not gonna happen.

Think of his current pay being in lieu of a competitive car.

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


but alonso just wants to ween

Dubs
Mar 6, 2007

Stroll Own Zone.
Disregard Stroll outside zone.

Powershift posted:

but alonso just wants to ween

but he aint gettin a merc seat

Human Grand Prix
Jan 24, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

wicka posted:

Lmbo, he’s not going to demand 50m from Andretti

He's also not going to drive for a ham sandwich in a regional series with relatively little exposure.

Human Grand Prix
Jan 24, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Alonso to Vantelin Team TOM's in 2018. You heard it here first.

Zaphod42
Sep 13, 2012

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

The only thing more boring than Indycar

Theophany posted:

There is more to Indy than the 500. Speedways, super speedways, road courses and street courses. It's arguably more varied than F1 and it's dearth of lovely tilkedromes.

There is, and some of them are good circuits.

But ovals are always bad. Variety isn't good if its poo poo variety.

Zaphod42 fucked around with this message at 18:43 on Sep 8, 2017

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


Human Grand Prix posted:

He's also not going to drive for a ham sandwich in a regional series with relatively little exposure.

They can pay him a reasonable salary.

Wirth1000
May 12, 2010

#essereFerrari

wicka posted:

They can pay him a reasonable salary.

Alonso's payment involves that every single night Michael Andretti has to sit down and talk about his abortion of an F1 career, his single F1 podium, his reluctance to actually base himself in Europe and the obvious degeneration of the Andretti seed as we watch it falter with every generation after Mario's accomplishments until there is nothing more but the hollow whispers of an alternate reality where Aldo was the one to reap the rewards.

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Powershift posted:

How hard could it be :shrug:

Honda is doing just fine. Now Mclaren will do the size zero concept right!

Human Grand Prix
Jan 24, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Zaphod42 posted:

The only thing more boring than Indycar





Indycar isn't boring. Well the short ovals stink but there are only 2 of those.

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

poty posted:

McLaren should stay with Honda. If that means losing Alonso, then so be it.

delete this crap

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

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Zaphod42 posted:

The only thing more boring than Indycar


There is, and some of them are good circuits.

But ovals are always bad. Variety isn't good if its poo poo variety.

This is a legitimately terrible opinion, friend. IndyCar is very good

F1DriverQuidenBerg
Jan 19, 2014

So given we haven't had an announcement at this point I'm guessing were not getting anything before Singapore where we'll get one monster of an announcement.

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


Monster announcement aka Vandoorne on the top step of the podium

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Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


wicka posted:

Monster announcement aka Vandoorne on the top step of the podium

GP2 podium

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