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yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

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Grandmother of Five posted:

Being drunk doesn't excuse anything.

Agreed. It only explains things. Too many people think providing an explanation is an excuse, but it's really not.

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doverhog
May 31, 2013

Defender of democracy and human rights 🇺🇦

yeah I eat rear end posted:

That's not what regulations do though. What businesses are "supposed to" do is make profits. Regulations hinder them from doing their job.

Yes, because what businesses do is, if left unchecked, actually harmful to the people. They are ravenous beasts that must be beaten down with regulation and taxation, so they serve us, the masses, instead of their few oligarch owners.


Excuse and explanation are the same thing, except one is trying to avoid the responsibility, while the other makes no comment.

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

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doverhog posted:

Yes, because what businesses do is, if left unchecked, actually harmful to the people.

not if they're shareholders

Jastiger
Oct 11, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Caufman posted:

Your rear end-eating technique is extreme. Thumbs up!

So youll give him advice and not me. Reported for racism

Jastiger
Oct 11, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
The parable of the scorpion and the frog accurately and completely explains capitlism, and everyone tacitly understands this. gently caress anyone that wants to be thr scorpion imo.

spit on my clit
Jul 19, 2015

by Cyrano4747

doverhog posted:

Yes, because what businesses do is, if left unchecked, actually harmful to the people. They are ravenous beasts that must be beaten down with regulation and taxation, so they serve us, the masses, instead of their few oligarch owners.

lol

burial
Sep 13, 2002

actually, that won't be necessary.

Jastiger posted:

The parable of the scorpion and the frog accurately and completely explains capitlism, and everyone tacitly understands this. gently caress anyone that wants to be thr scorpion imo.

Why didn't the scorpion wait until they got to the other side of the river? You can kill the frog just as dead then. Patience!

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

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Jastiger posted:

The parable of the scorpion and the frog accurately and completely explains capitlism, and everyone tacitly understands this. gently caress anyone that wants to be thr scorpion imo.

Why would you actively choose to be the one who gets hosed over? That's idiotic. If you have the opportunity to make your way to the top and turn it down you're a moron and deserve nothing but ridicule.

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Protectionism is usually xenophobic.

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

yes let's get rid of *regulation*, things will be different this time because

spit on my clit
Jul 19, 2015

by Cyrano4747
i am not saying to get rid of regulation, i'm saying that regulation goes farther than it should a lot of times.

doverhog
May 31, 2013

Defender of democracy and human rights 🇺🇦
Yeah, like the regulation on weed!

Jastiger
Oct 11, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

yeah I eat rear end posted:

Why would you actively choose to be the one who gets hosed over? That's idiotic. If you have the opportunity to make your way to the top and turn it down you're a moron and deserve nothing but ridicule.

Because by default most of us are the frog.

doverhog
May 31, 2013

Defender of democracy and human rights 🇺🇦

yeah I eat rear end posted:

Why would you actively choose to be the one who gets hosed over? That's idiotic. If you have the opportunity to make your way to the top and turn it down you're a moron and deserve nothing but ridicule.

Similarly, if you have the opportunity to steal the wallet from some passed out dude, no one will ever know, and don't, you dumb.

*scorpion detected*

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yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

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Jastiger posted:

Because by default most of us are the frog.

Yes, so why would you not aspire to be the scorpion?

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

yeah I eat rear end posted:

Yes, so why would you not aspire to be the scorpion?

then you lose your eternity in paradise, idiot

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

yeah I eat rear end posted:

Yes, so why would you not aspire to be the scorpion?

Because it's immoral

Grandmother of Five
May 9, 2008


I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money. I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.
Unless there is some kind of US Disney-version of the fable, I don't know why you would want to be either one; both the frog and the scorpion dies. As a similie for capitalism it just plain sucks, and comes across as being strained in order to fit a personal karmic power-fantasy .

Jastiger
Oct 11, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

yeah I eat rear end posted:

Yes, so why would you not aspire to be the scorpion?

Even if you aspire to be thr scorpion, you can still recognize that youre a scorpion. That doesnt mean its an inaccurate description. Even pro business folks realize that a business is going to gently caress everyone else if it can, and if we're honest about that i think we can see why we need regs and full communism now.

burial
Sep 13, 2002

actually, that won't be necessary.

Grandmother of Five posted:

Unless there is some kind of US Disney-version of the fable, I don't know why you would want to be either one; both the frog and the scorpion dies. As a similie for capitalism it just plain sucks, and comes across as being strained in order to fit a personal karmic power-fantasy .

That's sort of what I was getting at.

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

I always heard that story in the form of a kid carrying a snake down a mountain and getting bitten, but in that version the snake lives so it's much more accurate imo

doverhog
May 31, 2013

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Grandmother of Five posted:

Unless there is some kind of US Disney-version of the fable, I don't know why you would want to be either one; both the frog and the scorpion dies. As a similie for capitalism it just plain sucks, and comes across as being strained in order to fit a personal karmic power-fantasy .

It's actually very apt as capitalism is driving global warming, the ever increasing wealth gap between the rich and the common poor, etc. and in the end the rich still have to live in the world. No amount of hiding behind gated compounds will compensate for everything they lost.

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

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Henchman of Santa posted:

Because it's immoral

Morality only matters in an abstract sense. I'd rather be wealthy and immoral than a saint.

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
I've never really been all that convinced by communism, but I suppose that's because of all the Marxists I met in university who made a bad impression on me. :shrug:

doverhog
May 31, 2013

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yeah I eat rear end posted:

Morality only matters in an abstract sense. I'd rather be wealthy and immoral than a saint.

Instead you're an immoral astrologer, such bitter ironies we are dealt...

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

also in the version of the story I heard, the snake tells the kid "you knew I was a snake when you picked me up." I like that because it doesn't feel like the snake is making excuses, which is better because IRL snakey bastards have foregone trying to make excuses for themselves and are instead actually proud of their black rotten hearts and call themselves libertarians

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yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

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doverhog posted:

Instead you're an immoral astrologer, such bitter ironies we are dealt...

I'm playing the long game, I'm going to steer an asteroid into some third world country and corner the market on space rocks and poo poo.

Slime
Jan 3, 2007

doverhog posted:

It's actually very apt as capitalism is driving global warming, the ever increasing wealth gap between the rich and the common poor, etc. and in the end the rich still have to live in the world. No amount of hiding behind gated compounds will compensate for everything they lost.

just lol if you don't think the ultra wealthy aren't going to build dome cities where they rule like kings and the streets are paved with the bones of poors

doverhog
May 31, 2013

Defender of democracy and human rights 🇺🇦
Sure, but those will be incestuous introverted tombs, when they could've had the whole earth.

Grandmother of Five
May 9, 2008


I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money. I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.
There are probably dozens, if not hundreds of variations, but I think that the scorpion dooming itself is an integral part of the story, if the essence is meant to be about the nature of something being impossible to change or reason with. It is the same story, in essence, but just less powerful imo, if the scorpion, snake, or whatever, doesn't also doom itself.

doverhog posted:

It's actually very apt as capitalism is driving global warming, the ever increasing wealth gap between the rich and the common poor, etc. and in the end the rich still have to live in the world. No amount of hiding behind gated compounds will compensate for everything they lost.

I get that, but it only fits if the scorpion actually ends up drowning, which seems to me, to be more of a power-fantasy, or far-future horror-scenario, than past or present reality.

Strategic Tea
Sep 1, 2012

My opinion is that half the time people say capitalism their complaint actually covers any unequal power dynamic.

Midig
Apr 6, 2016

Grandmother of Five posted:

Being drunk doesn't excuse anything.

Finally a 10/10 opinion here.

Midig
Apr 6, 2016

Strategic Tea posted:

My opinion is that half the time people say capitalism their complaint actually covers any unequal power dynamic.

How the hell do you prevent an unequal power dynamic within a capitalist society?

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

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Equality is a pipe dream. We'll never all be equal.

lavaca
Jun 11, 2010
Communism only makes sense for pre-industrial societies that would like to stay that way. It would be great if academics would quit obsessing over Marx and devote their efforts to coming up with an alternative to capitalism that actually makes sense for the 21st century.

doverhog
May 31, 2013

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yeah I eat rear end posted:

Equality is a pipe dream. We'll never all be equal.

Obviously not, the question is what do with that fact? Do we strive for more equality, or do give up and euthanize the crippled and enslave the women? Or whatever other definition of inequality you were thinking of.

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

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doverhog posted:

Obviously not, the question is what do with that fact? Do we strive for more equality, or do give up and euthanize the crippled and enslave the women? Or whatever other definition of inequality you were thinking of.

In an ideal world it would be a pure meritocracy. Everyone serves a purpose, there's no need for euthanization or enslavement. You would either just earn your living or...not.

doverhog
May 31, 2013

Defender of democracy and human rights 🇺🇦
What purpose does a pensioner or a cripple serve? What is their merit?

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

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doverhog posted:

What purpose does a pensioner or a cripple serve? What is their merit?

There is a lot they can do to serve the country. Not all work requires physical ability.

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doverhog
May 31, 2013

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The country... Sounds like socialism to me.

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