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facebook knows i enjoy cakes and dessert
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# ? Sep 7, 2017 05:22 |
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# ? May 19, 2024 16:31 |
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tfw jake zuckerberg personally reads your unsent messages
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# ? Sep 7, 2017 05:23 |
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i too hate it when i whisper my favourite brand of olives in my boyfriends ear while he fucks me and facebook suggests later on that i should be friends with a girl i went to high school with
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# ? Sep 7, 2017 05:23 |
enchiladasynopsis spies on you in the toilet
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# ? Sep 7, 2017 05:24 |
echinopsis posted:tfw jake zuckerberg personally reads your unread messages ftfy
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# ? Sep 7, 2017 05:24 |
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lol :[
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# ? Sep 7, 2017 05:33 |
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echinopsis posted:lol
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# ? Sep 7, 2017 05:41 |
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its cool if the poo poo u do on facepage is too trivial to care about but then a facial composite of your friends starts marketing that thing you like at everyone you know and now their telling you you need to go get it with them
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# ? Sep 7, 2017 23:07 |
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echinopsis posted:i too hate it when i whisper my favourite brand of olives in my boyfriends ear while he fucks me and facebook suggests later on that i should be friends with a girl i went to high school with hows things with the boyfriend
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# ? Sep 7, 2017 23:20 |
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does facebook look at nudes?
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# ? Sep 8, 2017 04:00 |
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echinopsis posted:i too hate it when i whisper my favourite brand of olives in my boyfriends ear while he fucks me and facebook suggests later on that i should be friends with a girl i went to high school with Are they Kalamatas or are they complete poo poo? (Literally bulldoze every other olive tree and replace each one with a Kalamata. Not loving kidding either.)
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# ? Sep 8, 2017 20:42 |
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i find it hilarious that a site a guy made in his dorm room would one day be submitting evidence to a special prosecutor about a man his site helped elect
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# ? Sep 8, 2017 20:46 |
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BONGHITZ posted:does facebook look at nudes? Programmatically looks away with a chased reservation, then looks back in aw.
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# ? Sep 8, 2017 21:12 |
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zuckerberg is standing at the window watching me take a fat poo poo
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# ? Sep 9, 2017 00:58 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YvAYIJSSZY
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# ? Sep 9, 2017 00:58 |
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mark zuckerberg has a glass office because of his commitment to transparency. also security will threaten to throw you out of you take a picture of mark zuckerberg in his glass office
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# ? Sep 9, 2017 01:04 |
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has anyone posted "mark suckerberg" yet
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# ? Sep 9, 2017 01:50 |
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Zuck: Yeah so if you ever need info about anyone at Harvard Zuck: Just ask Zuck: I have over 4,000 emails, pictures, addresses, SNS [Redacted Friend's Name]: What? How'd you manage that one? Zuck: People just submitted it. Zuck: I don't know why. Zuck: They "trust me" Zuck: Dumb fucks
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# ? Sep 9, 2017 02:09 |
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my friend's dad was talking to him about some extremely obscure niche dental product (mods) and ads for the product started showing up on my buddy's feed without him ever searching for it. ever. zuckernerd don't gently caress around and Tim is always listening
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# ? Sep 9, 2017 02:33 |
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what if likes, but also the government came knocking because you once thumbs upped a post made by someone associated with antifa
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# ? Sep 9, 2017 07:31 |
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social networks should be publically owned infrastructure
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# ? Sep 9, 2017 07:33 |
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That Robot posted:i find it hilarious that a site a guy made in his dorm room would one day be submitting evidence to a special prosecutor about a man his site helped elect what now? is this about the Russian ad thing?
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# ? Sep 9, 2017 11:02 |
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Postmaster GBS posted:my friend's dad was talking to him about some extremely obscure niche dental product (mods) and ads for the product started showing up on my buddy's feed without him ever searching for it. ever. i wonder if they're sophisticated enough that they still manage to spy on me via my andoird friends
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# ? Sep 9, 2017 15:54 |
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honestly with how good they are at tracking faces and putting those clues together voice recognition really doesn't seem that far fetched
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# ? Sep 9, 2017 15:54 |
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basically what i'm saying is you already should have cut green-bubblers out of your life and if you still haven't at this point then what the gently caress
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# ? Sep 9, 2017 15:55 |
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Rex-Goliath posted:basically what i'm saying is you already should have cut green-bubblers out of your life and if you still haven't at this point then what the gently caress wtf is a green bubbler you nerd
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# ? Sep 9, 2017 18:26 |
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a stupid fucker who uses android
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# ? Sep 9, 2017 18:42 |
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infernal machines posted:what if likes, but also the government came knocking because you once thumbs upped a post made by someone associated with antifa "what're you in for?" "emptyquoting leftists"
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# ? Sep 9, 2017 19:27 |
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Hammerite posted:wtf is a green bubbler you nerd don't sign you're posts
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# ? Sep 9, 2017 19:29 |
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imagine being the intern that reads everyones messages to determine which ones are interesting enough for zuckerberg to read
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# ? Sep 9, 2017 22:42 |
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Hammerite posted:wtf is a green bubbler you nerd if you have to ask....
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# ? Sep 9, 2017 23:07 |
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BONGHITZ posted:does facebook look at nudes? yes and ive heard they have an algorithm that automatically rates their hotness
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# ? Sep 9, 2017 23:22 |
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# ? Sep 10, 2017 02:22 |
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5D AUTISM SPEX posted:imagine being the intern that reads everyones messages to determine which ones are interesting enough for zuckerberg to read there are algorithms that can scan images and detect if they contain dicks - no human needed http://www.popsci.com/gadgets/article/2010-06/chatroulette-plans-genital-scanning-software-block-perverts
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