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Big scoop just in... https://twitter.com/dsmart/status/906325070167109632 Oh.
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# ? Sep 9, 2017 02:18 |
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Mr.Tophat posted:I would look and edit, I won't lie He can send it to me then. I may think he's absolutely full of poo poo, and himself, but you don't betray the trust people put in you.
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# ? Sep 9, 2017 02:19 |
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This sounds hilarious. Should've left it in.
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# ? Sep 9, 2017 02:21 |
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Quavers posted:Big scoop just in... You can set your watch to it Someone posts a juicy bit of info and an hour or two later, Derek tweets about it like he discovered it first
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# ? Sep 9, 2017 02:23 |
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Derek you can send your blog to me and I promise not to read it just like all your other ones.
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# ? Sep 9, 2017 02:24 |
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Sappo569 posted:You can set your watch to it It takes him that long to make sure someone named Steve didn't make it.
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# ? Sep 9, 2017 02:25 |
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Mr.Tophat posted:*Chris turns on the tv* this is good
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# ? Sep 9, 2017 02:27 |
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https://www.diffchecker.com/yRJon1Ibquote:Fixed an issue where player characters would slide along the floor when picking up an item from shelves.
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# ? Sep 9, 2017 02:28 |
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Sappo569 posted:You can set your watch to it Derek is a punk-rear end who stole everything TheAgent and EightAce ever posted. It's absolutely hilarious to me that there are goons who genuinely admire him as an "Internet Warlord".
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# ? Sep 9, 2017 02:30 |
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Quavers posted:Big scoop just in... Gee that wasn't just posted in the thread was it?
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# ? Sep 9, 2017 02:32 |
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Cao Ni Ma posted:Its happening. Not that the ELE is actually happening, but CIG is incompetent enough to actually treat it like something they need to buckle down and close the hatches for. A loving mostly harmless internet warlord and a bunch of idiots in a loving dead rear end comedy forum dictate CIGs actions. Yeah, pretty much
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# ? Sep 9, 2017 02:33 |
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big nipples big life posted:Gee that wasn't just posted in the thread was it? Our signal was boosted, thank you very much.
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# ? Sep 9, 2017 02:33 |
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Derek meltdown incoming
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# ? Sep 9, 2017 02:34 |
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notoriousman posted:Our signal was boosted, thank you very much. https://twitter.com/BNBL_Posts/status/906330087389310976
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# ? Sep 9, 2017 02:35 |
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ManofManyAliases posted:2/3rd of my posts don't mention you. You mention you and you find a way to make everything about you and your quest against the great CIG Windmill. Go board up a house or something - you have bigger demons to fight this week. You can't be this dense. So the fact that - according to you 2/3 (which isn't accurate btw; copy and paste the text, then do a word count you ignorant fool) of your posts (this one in particular) doesn't mention me, that means you didn't mention me? Let's see. Canine Blues Arooo posted:I don't think you are wrong to point at that this forum really tends to amplify stuff that has nothing to do directly with Star Citizen. Whether or not Chris was a car salesman or getting a divorce or whatever really doesn't matter at all when it comes to the state of the project. You could make an argument that if he previous was not in the games industry (for several years) and now is in charge of a $150m~ project, maybe that's a little weird, but that almost doesn't really matter because the results will speak for themselves. Plenty of people in the industry do a really bad job at managing projects, and many people who've never been in the industry have done fantastic jobs on their first project. Regardless, the way this forum talks about CR's personal life is often times downright embarrassing and on par with the way reddit talks about people and ideas in an echo chamber (Dear SA: Stop being like reddit. Talk about things like not idiots tia.) ManofManyAliases posted:This was the most reasonable and poignant response in many pages of this thread, which is why I chose to respond to it. D_Smart posted:You're a moron. The fact that you can't make a single post in response to something that doesn't even mention me, without dragging me into it, is evidence that you - like your CIG colleagues and Shitizens - really do fear the fact that, in time, I may be proven to be right about the project. In that 3-way exchange, I specifically call you out for mentioning me in an exchange that 1) had NOTHING to do with me 2) didn't even mention me, until you did. But somehow your justification is basically "Well, I don't mention you all the time".
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# ? Sep 9, 2017 02:38 |
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thatguy posted:Derek you can send your blog to me and I promise not to read it just like all your other ones. Hahahaha gently caress
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# ? Sep 9, 2017 02:40 |
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SomethingJones posted:But Derek is saying this is another layer on top of the evocati? I don't know what blog you are referring to, but the first time I mention Evocati was back when they first announced it. They basically went from this: Dev -> QA -> PTU -> Live To this: Dev -> QA -> Evocati -> PTU -> Live And between Evocati and PTU, the still found a way to profit by allowing subscribers to access that build. Anyone non-subscriber is hosed, and needs to subscribe if they didn't want to wait.
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# ? Sep 9, 2017 02:40 |
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peter gabriel posted:#interstingbollocks You want surface detail? That's how you get surface detail.
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# ? Sep 9, 2017 02:41 |
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Derek Smart is an expert in knowing how often he is mentioned. It is known.
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# ? Sep 9, 2017 02:43 |
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MilesK posted:You do understand Derek's ELE blog is over a year old and most of the predictions in it didn't come true, right? Except for the part where there weren't predictions in it. You should stop huffing dragon farts, man. That poo poo will gently caress you up. But here's one that I called with my crystal ball from that E.L.E blog. quote:You could start with the ever-changing ToS which, effective May 31st, 2016 from their inability to deliver as promised, requires them to provide not only refunds, but also a financial accounting of how the money raised from backers, has been spent. They’re unlikely to do it. And there is a reason that they shifted that date from 12 months (expired Nov 30th, 2015) to 18 months (expires May 31st 2016). They changed the ToS in June 2016. D_Smart fucked around with this message at 02:46 on Sep 9, 2017 |
# ? Sep 9, 2017 02:43 |
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Quavers posted:Derek meltdown incoming ding ding ding
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# ? Sep 9, 2017 02:44 |
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dragon dildo got a few laughs, maybe i'll keep dragon and try other words
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# ? Sep 9, 2017 02:45 |
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Bushmaori posted:ding ding ding *starts banging knife and fork on the table* Where's our ELE? Where's our ELE? Where's our ELE?
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# ? Sep 9, 2017 02:49 |
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peter gabriel posted:The saddest trombone on all the internet is surely the SQ42 sub reddit, it's brilliant loving lol
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# ? Sep 9, 2017 02:51 |
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Toops posted:loving lol Nine plus nine equals two weeks, it's all above board hahaha
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# ? Sep 9, 2017 02:53 |
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A Neurotic Corncob posted:Fixed an issue where player characters would slide along the floor when picking up an item from shelves. My dog has the same issue when his butt itches.
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# ? Sep 9, 2017 02:56 |
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Mr.Tophat posted:*starts banging knife and fork on the table* I will tell you about the ELE soon but first here is 4,000 words about me and Star Citizen while giving minimal credit to anyone who is not Derek Smart because you see it was I Derek Smart w.................
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# ? Sep 9, 2017 02:57 |
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Bushmaori posted:ding ding ding Called it?
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# ? Sep 9, 2017 03:00 |
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Sept 8th "Schedule Report" Report Schedule Report: https://robertsspaceindustries.com/schedule-report Diff: https://www.diffchecker.com/yRJon1Ib quote:After a solid week of bug fixing and triage, we are happy to report that the critical issue list for Star Citizen Alpha 3.0 Evocati is heading back in the right direction. Last week we reported that list had jumped up to 94 major bugs thanks to issues discovered during our Gamescom demos, but this week they received our full attention with a heavy dose of bugsmashing and were brought down to 76. Alongside the triage and bugfixing, we’ve continued to review key features (this week we tackled Comms and Missions), to consider any extra work needed, then we will update the plan for these features for delivery to Evocati, Public PTU, 3.0 LIve, and beyond, as necessary. quote:Completed: 0 Delayed: quote:
Remaining Open: quote:- COCKPIT EXPERIENCE No features completed. 5 new delays. 3 features had their ETAs removed. Nicholas fucked around with this message at 03:02 on Sep 9, 2017 |
# ? Sep 9, 2017 03:00 |
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Seriously though Derek are you doing anything to prepare for Irma?
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# ? Sep 9, 2017 03:00 |
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hot balls man no homo posted:My dog has the same issue when his butt itches. WORMS WAS NOT A JOKE
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# ? Sep 9, 2017 03:05 |
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Quavers posted:Called it? TBF calling out Derek acting like a big dumb baby is like guessing the sun will rise. E: Bushmaori fucked around with this message at 03:09 on Sep 9, 2017 |
# ? Sep 9, 2017 03:05 |
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Derek Smart posted:https://twitter.com/dsmart/status/905899446705295360
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# ? Sep 9, 2017 03:05 |
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thatguy posted:Seriously though Derek are you doing anything to prepare for Irma? If Derek hasn't, I will feel robbed. Unless he's gunna save Florida by using his hot air in a contrary direction "Do you even know how long I've lived in this condo? I bought this house five years ago but my soul claimed it when it was first being built," Derek begins, rising to his full ego height and battling the winds for air time
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# ? Sep 9, 2017 03:09 |
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Mr.Tophat posted:*starts banging knife and fork on the table* Ru-Fi-O, Ru-Fi-O, RU-FpaaaAARRP
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# ? Sep 9, 2017 03:10 |
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Derek gets buffeted by the winds and screams, "LET ME loving FINISH LIVING MY LIFE"
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# ? Sep 9, 2017 03:11 |
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nawledgelambo posted:Ru-Fi-O, Ru-Fi-O, RU-FpaaaAARRP This caused me to laugh harder than I have all day, thank you
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# ? Sep 9, 2017 03:13 |
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Derek ascends into the whirlwind, his mind calm, his fists steady. Debris from buildings swirl around him, trees uprooted fling themselves into the current, yet Derek's eyes scan for his true opponent. "There you are, you thought you could get away from me so easily," Derek shouts in the highwind and readies his knuckles, "I've learned so much since we last met. I call this move...the Blogsphere Special!" Derek roars as he propels himself towards his old nemesis which rattles angrily in the dervish. The coke machine never stood a chance.
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# ? Sep 9, 2017 03:18 |
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Lladre posted:That future NYC is so terrible, Manhattan is too skinny, the Hudson and the East river are too wide, none of the small islands are there. It's poo poo. Climate Change Confirmed! Well now that's sorted, is there a game yet?
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# ? Sep 9, 2017 03:21 |
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D_Smart posted:Except for the part where there weren't predictions in it. You should stop huffing dragon farts, man. That poo poo will gently caress you up. This is hard work, but anyway, in that same blog (and others before it), I had written that their refusal to give refunds was illegal and won't stand up to legal scrutiny. Even as they were refusing refunds, and backers getting frustrated, Croberts was on the record in the media saying they don't refuse refunds if there was a reason to give one. Even though he was already saying that 2.0 was substantial enough to refuse refunds. Guess what happened? A guy who was refused a sizable refund, read my blogs, and decided to test my theory. He went straight to the CA authorities. They agreed with my assessment. CIG refunded the guy. Several others contacted that same CA office. All of a sudden, refunds were a thing and haven't been refused since. I wrote about the resulting fallout in my July 2016 blog, The Refund Debacle. A series of events, starting with the drastic ToS change, the resurgence of refunds - which I "called" in that blog, and every single catastrophe since then, started happening after I set that period at my E.L.E ground zero point of impact. I did that for a reason. And sadly, the primary reason is still not public because I have not been given the OK to make it public. But now that it has escalated, it's going to be public very soon anyway, and it won't be coming from me. Later that year, in Aug 2016 to be exact, Croberts, not having anything to show backers, unveiled what I had called out, and what they later confessed to, an R&D demo of 3.0 being passed off as gameplay. And now SQ42 release. Every. Single. Thing they've done since that April 2016 E.L.E blog, has led to the decline of the project and has sped along the E.L.E shockwave, even as whales stuck in Sunk Cost Fallacy, continued to prop it up. But I always knew, and said that they would fail because it simply wasn't sustainable. Then they went public with LumberYard. Those who read my blogs and articles, should already know that I had said they had no choice but to switch engines. Oh, they resurrected their version of Star Marine later that year. Why? Because they had nothing else. Pretty much the same poo poo they just pulled at GC2017 with broken mini-3.0 which has no gameplay loop, professions, or any of the myriad of core elements they'd been touting. And face tech that nobody asked for. D_Smart fucked around with this message at 03:47 on Sep 9, 2017 |
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