/r/Incels: Japan is far ahead of us in incel science

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lazorexplosion: Mar 19, 2016

Most of you are understanding frame incorrectly

Usually in this sub when someone is discussing frame, the first thing they mention is wrist size. Wanna know a secret? Nobody gives a gently caress about wrist size in the real world. Nor do they care about the size of your ribcage.

The only part of your frame that matters is your clavicle. Long clavicle = broad shoulders = strong, masculine appearance. Complaining about wrist size or ribcage size is pure cope. Complaining about narrow shoulders is valid.

# ? Sep 9, 2017 03:14

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# ? May 16, 2024 14:59

Pick: Jul 19, 2009; Nap Ghost

I mean yeah tbh the maids are probably talking poo poo about you. I mean that's also like one of the vital functions of the help.

# ? Sep 9, 2017 03:15

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Pick posted:

I mean yeah tbh the maids are probably talking poo poo about you. I mean that's also like one of the vital functions of the help.

That said, jesus, someone teach this dude how to actually do laundry and other basic household functions. It sounds like it would actually help him feel less like a waste of space, but nooooo, mummy and daddy's precious adult son can't EVER be allowed to learn to use a WASHING MACHINE like one of the masses. Christ.

# ? Sep 9, 2017 03:33

OxMan: May 13, 2006; COME SEE
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Lmao if he knows they know i don't know why he's not the one opening doors while wasted with 2 champagne bottles in each narrow wristed hand, tiny clavicle uncomfortably pushing the 2 escorts together as he barges through the laundry room going whooooo esmeralda you gon have some jizz to clean up tonight whoooo

# ? Sep 9, 2017 03:34

joylessdivision: Jun 15, 2013

Guy Mann posted:

I wonder what the crossover is between incels and the really crazy anti-circumcision dudes is

Incels are always looking for more excuses why they're miserable, having a MUTILATED penis seems as good a fixation as wrist thickness and nasolabial folds plus it's one more thing they can blame on their parents for dooming them to a life of inceldom

Maybe not, considering circumcision is so common here in the states. Then again these are Incels after all so :shrug:

# ? Sep 9, 2017 04:23

MarcusSA: Sep 23, 2007

A female incel

quote:

I am not part of the human race. Humanity has rejected me. The males of the human species have never wanted to mate with me, so how could I possibly consider myself part of humanity? Humanity has never accepted me among them, and now I know why. I am more than human. I am superior to them all. I am Hillary Clinton... Magnificent, glorious, supreme, eminent... Divine! I am the closest thing there is to a living god. Humanity is a disgusting, depraved, and evil species. It is my purpose to punish them all. I will purify the world of everything that is wrong with it. On the Day of Retribution, I will truly be a powerful god, punishing everyone I deem to be impure and depraved.

And that is how my tragic life ends. Who would have thought my life will turn out this way? I didn�t. There was a time when I thought this world was a good and happy place. As a child, my whole world was innocent. It wasn�t until I went through puberty and started desiring boys that my whole life turned into a living hell. I desired boys, but boys never desired me back. There is something very wrong with that. It is an injustice that cannot go unpunished. There is no way I could live a happy life with such a scenario...

All I ever wanted was to love men, and in turn to be loved by them back. Their behavior towards me has only earned my hatred, and rightfully so! I am the true victim in all of this. I am the good girl. Humanity struck at me first by condemning me to experience so much suffering. I didn�t ask for this. I didn�t want this. I didn�t start this war... I wasn�t the one who struck first... But I will finish it by striking back. I will punish everyone. And it will be beautiful. Finally, at long last, I can show the world my true worth.

# ? Sep 9, 2017 07:08

burial: Sep 13, 2002; actually, that won't be necessary.

I wonder if anyone's ever been (identical) twincel. Like, their sibling has the same wrist-width, clavicles, dick, whatever and has no difficulty finding relationships/having sex with attractive people by virtue of their personality, leaving the other one with nothing physical to point to as the root cause of his inability to do the same.

It would have to be maddening for one of these guys.

# ? Sep 9, 2017 07:21

1st AD: Dec 3, 2004; Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.

MarcusSA posted:

A female incel

Isn't this Eliot Rogers

# ? Sep 9, 2017 09:05

Palpek: Dec 27, 2008; Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.

# ? Sep 9, 2017 09:13

MY PALE GOTH SKIN: Nov 28, 2006; meow

quote:

I embarrassed a female without even trying. All because I'm ugly.

u/incellius

I was driving around and decided to get some cope takeaway from a local restaurant. When I was standing in line there were a couple of Stacys loudly chatting behind me. They were giggling on their phones and presumably exchanging Chad's dick pics. One of the Stacys was impatient and stood very close behind me. She inadvertently touched my back several times without realizing because she was so focused on her phone.

When the waitress took my order she gave me a voucher for a "dining experience for couples". She looked at me and the Stacy who had now looked up from her phone and stood practically next to me. At first I was confused but then I realized that she thought Stacy and I were a couple. In other words: she was trolling me. She knew that we're not dating because it wouldn't have made any sense at all. Stacy immediately denied us being together and started blushing heavily. She was visibly mortified and looked so uncomfortable and disgusted. Her friend found the situation very amusing.

I can't even leave the house without being ridiculed at some point.

# ? Sep 9, 2017 09:18

MY PALE GOTH SKIN: Nov 28, 2006; meow

quote:

Women are basically living breathing liquidity

u/zielony4

Just like cash. They have value just for being alive and having that disgusting hole between their legs. When they go outside, they don't need to even bring any cash, since they are made of cash and can use pussy pass to get everywhere since betas allow it. They also use sex as a means of getting things they want. They are literally made of value without doing anything.

I'm entitled to a hell of a lot of refunds, apparently

# ? Sep 9, 2017 09:20

Nude Bog Lurker: Jan 2, 2007; Fun Shoe

You hit the GYM HARD, while Chad eats pizza and FUCKS STACEY

Girls look at your gymcel body and think "ewww what a try hard" while they look at the chad and think "i love him, he just does what he wants, not even concerned about the whole bodybuilding thing".

Chad STILL looks INFINITELY better than you because of his GENETICALLY DETERMINED HEIGHT, FRAME and FACE.

Women are getting more and more choice and validation and its either CHAD or NOTHING

Why haven't you gymcels learnt yet?

It's either ALPHA GENETICS, or BETA RESULTS.

# ? Sep 9, 2017 10:02

Altared State: Jan 14, 2006; I think I was born to burn

Is that a confession from Pick?

# ? Sep 9, 2017 10:05

Khazar-khum: Oct 22, 2008; Cat Army
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Pththya-lyi posted:

But vaginas are gross-looking too!

There's a reason it's called bumping uglies.

# ? Sep 9, 2017 11:17

Barudak: May 7, 2007

Dicks and Vaginas follow their own aesthetic rules but neither one looks good if it has design elements like it was manufactured in the Soviet Union.

# ? Sep 9, 2017 12:52

joylessdivision: Jun 15, 2013

Barudak posted:

Dicks and Vaginas follow their own aesthetic rules but neither one looks good if it has design elements like it was manufactured in the Soviet Union.

Now that's a hell of a metaphor and visual.

# ? Sep 9, 2017 15:50

Jollity Farm: Apr 23, 2010

MY PALE GOTH SKIN posted:

I'm entitled to a hell of a lot of refunds, apparently

All this time, I've been paying for things with money like a dupe.

# ? Sep 9, 2017 16:33

Take the plunge! Okay!: Feb 24, 2007

Barudak posted:

Dicks and Vaginas follow their own aesthetic rules but neither one looks good if it has design elements like it was manufactured in the Soviet Union.

At least the Japanese figured out how to miniaturize their wieners

# ? Sep 9, 2017 16:41

Literally A Person: Jan 1, 1970; Smugworth Wuz Here

Take the plunge! Okay! posted:

At least the Japanese figured out how to miniaturize their wieners

Yeah, but some consumers still prefer the roominess of an american made wiener.

# ? Sep 9, 2017 17:00

joylessdivision: Jun 15, 2013

Literally A Person posted:

Yeah, but some consumers still prefer the roominess of an american made wiener.

# ? Sep 9, 2017 17:03

maskenfreiheit: Dec 30, 2004

"Alpha Mr. Bean rejects hug from filthy HIV-infected Roastie"

The comments are gold:

quote:

Doesn't cover the fact that Mr Bean is incel. His girlfriend cucked him with a Chad in that nightclub. Maybe that why I loved him so much because he is relatable.

# ? Sep 9, 2017 18:48

Wicker Man: Sep 5, 2007; Just like Columbus...; Clapping Larry

Mr.Bean is definitely my hero :allears:

# ? Sep 9, 2017 18:50

Hobologist: May 4, 2007; We'll have one entire section labelled "for degenerates"

lazorexplosion posted:

My maids know how truly pathetic I am.

They know that I rarely go outside. They know that I LDAR in different parts of the house everyday. They know that I cope by drinking and escortcelling. They know that I'm utterly undesirable to females and that I've never dated. They know that the only friends I have are my pets. They know almost everything about me. At least the cooks never see me and have no idea what I do during the day. However the maids know the ins and outs of my life and all the dirty secrets of the family.

They also know that I masturbate 6-7 times a day because I don't clean up when I'm done. Sometimes I do clean up (especially when it's very messy and I feel a sense of duty) but I don't really know how to use the washing machine. So one of them insists that she'll wash it and I tell her that I'd rather do it myself. They're always so annoyingly persistent and it's like tug of war with my cum stained blankets/bed sheets/whatever else.

If I'm honest I actively hide when I jack off because it just highlights how desperate and unwanted I am. One time I was laying in bed and looking at Instagram pics of my oneitis on the TV. I had my dick in my hand when suddenly one of the older maids walked in without knocking. To be fair, she didn't know I was in that room since I'm almost never in there but it was still horrifying. She apologized and did a quick U turn and slammed the door shut. Fortunately she didn't see my dick however I was still mortified. All she saw was a massive screen of a girl's Instagram and me laying there with one hand occupied. I don't usually care what the help thinks of me but that this bitch has known me since I was a kid so it's weird.

It's embarrassing that these femoids are aware of how miserable my life is. They're poor but at least lead happier lives. Sometimes when I walk past a room I hear them speak in Spanish (or whatever else) and they mention my name. They probably laugh about how disgusting and unattractive I am.

Downton Abbey got really weird in the last season. Seriously, who the hell has multiple cooks nowadays?

# ? Sep 9, 2017 19:24

Barudak: May 7, 2007

Hobologist posted:

Downton Abbey got really weird in the last season. Seriously, who the hell has multiple cooks nowadays?

People rich enough they can pay somebody to teach them how to tell women that the only thing bigger than their inheritance is their endowment.

# ? Sep 9, 2017 19:30

Pick: Jul 19, 2009; Nap Ghost

We Know Catheters posted:

Is that a confession from Pick?

???

# ? Sep 9, 2017 19:55

Supercondescending: Jul 4, 2007; ok frankies now lets get in formation

MarcusSA posted:

A female incel

lol holy poo poo. I am a fat, not particularly attractive woman and I am happily married to someone I would consider significantly more attractive than me, managed to date just fine in high school and college, and have had several long term relationships. If I can gently caress, anybody can gently caress. It's not hard to gently caress. Just how.

fakedit: I just realized that I could have written this in like, 8th grade. Around age 14 I learned that if I just talked to people and made jokes it was fine. How do you get to adulthood and be like this

# ? Sep 9, 2017 22:21

MarcusSA: Sep 23, 2007

Supercondescending posted:

lol holy poo poo. I am a fat, not particularly attractive woman and I am happily married to someone I would consider significantly more attractive than me, managed to date just fine in high school and college, and have had several long term relationships. If I can gently caress, anybody can gently caress. It's not hard to gently caress. Just how.

fakedit: I just realized that I could have written this in like, 8th grade. Around age 14 I learned that if I just talked to people and made jokes it was fine. How do you get to adulthood and be like this

What if I told you this person ran for president? :aaaaa:

# ? Sep 9, 2017 22:23

goethe.cx: Apr 23, 2014

MarcusSA posted:

What if I told you this person ran for president?

definitely a real hilldawg quote

# ? Sep 9, 2017 22:32

Supercondescending: Jul 4, 2007; ok frankies now lets get in formation

MarcusSA posted:

What if I told you this person ran for president?

makes u THINK

# ? Sep 9, 2017 22:35

Pick: Jul 19, 2009; Nap Ghost

For a moment of non-irony or wildpostin, really society needs a strong pendulum swing back towards thinking normal people look good. I mean a lot of the stuff people fuss about really shouldn't matter, and we need to get to a place where we're cool with how people really are, and stop this "I do it for ME!" stuff. We should want to be able to go to work without makeup.

# ? Sep 9, 2017 22:37

Hobologist: May 4, 2007; We'll have one entire section labelled "for degenerates"

Barudak posted:

People rich enough they can pay somebody to teach them how to tell women that the only thing bigger than their inheritance is their endowment.

He says he is an "escortcel", though, so he's pretty much cut out the middleman.

I'm surprised his example hasn't convinced the other incels that sex doesn't change anything.

# ? Sep 9, 2017 22:37

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Pick posted:

For a moment of non-irony or wildpostin, really society needs a strong pendulum swing back towards thinking normal people look good. I mean a lot of the stuff people fuss about really shouldn't matter, and we need to get to a place where we're cool with how people really are, and stop this "I do it for ME!" stuff. We should want to be able to go to work without makeup.

# ? Sep 9, 2017 22:37

Barudak: May 7, 2007

Escortcel is rapidly shooting up the incel power rankings and looks like a definite playoff contender.

A million thoughts are caterwauling through my brain about the infinite ways in which he is a loser and each is so desperate to get out first I am spraying plumes of magma chortles around me.

# ? Sep 9, 2017 22:47

Pick: Jul 19, 2009; Nap Ghost

Barudak posted:

Escortcel is rapidly shooting up the incel power rankings and looks like a definite playoff contender.

A million thoughts are caterwauling through my brain about the infinite ways in which he is a loser and each is so desperate to get out first I am spraying plumes of magma chortles around me.

If that guy is real then lol for real god drat because I don't know if I've ever seen someone squander so many opportunities since *confidential information about customer*

# ? Sep 9, 2017 22:48

Benny Harvey: Nov 24, 2012

Supercondescending posted:

lol holy poo poo. I am a fat, not particularly attractive woman and I am happily married to someone I would consider significantly more attractive than me, managed to date just fine in high school and college, and have had several long term relationships. If I can gently caress, anybody can gently caress. It's not hard to gently caress. Just how.

fakedit: I just realized that I could have written this in like, 8th grade. Around age 14 I learned that if I just talked to people and made jokes it was fine. How do you get to adulthood and be like this

Some people are fatter than you are/were. Also, you seem to have some social skills, whereas other people are really bad at it. And some people are picky regarding sexual/romantic partners.

Pick posted:

For a moment of non-irony or wildpostin, really society needs a strong pendulum swing back towards thinking normal people look good. I mean a lot of the stuff people fuss about really shouldn't matter, and we need to get to a place where we're cool with how people really are, and stop this "I do it for ME!" stuff. We should want to be able to go to work without makeup.

Could it be? In a surprise twist, Pick is actually cool and good?

# ? Sep 10, 2017 03:36

MY PALE GOTH SKIN: Nov 28, 2006; meow

I'm not trying to start poo poo, is it common for women to get poo poo just for saying "I don't want to wear makeup to work?"

I know some employers have downright draconian "dress" codes that require that crap, and that a woman with "natural" makeup is more likely to do well in a lot of employment and career settings than one with no makeup. Has the makeup worship crew actually started making GBS threads on women for not wanting to wear it to work? Because I can't think of anything that would make me go from loving makeup to hating it faster than having to ever wear it when I don't feel like it.

# ? Sep 10, 2017 03:52

Barudak: May 7, 2007

MY PALE GOTH SKIN posted:

I'm not trying to start poo poo, is it common for women to get poo poo just for saying "I don't want to wear makeup to work?"

I know some employers have downright draconian "dress" codes that require that crap, and that a woman with "natural" makeup is more likely to do well in a lot of employment and career settings than one with no makeup. Has the makeup worship crew actually started making GBS threads on women for not wanting to wear it to work? Because I can't think of anything that would make me go from loving makeup to hating it faster than having to ever wear it when I don't feel like it.

From men? Oh hell yeah. Go work a sales job for five seconds if you need proof.

From women? Its an extreme minority thing afaik but there are women who espouse that not wearing make up is somehow antifeminist.

# ? Sep 10, 2017 03:59

MY PALE GOTH SKIN: Nov 28, 2006; meow

Sorry, I meant from other women. I know men are beyond ridiculous about it.The phrasing of Pickcs post made it sound like lady makeup fans were making GBS threads on other women for not wanting to wear that poo poo to work.

People suck and the idea that not wearing makeup is antifeminist is... Uhh, something.

# ? Sep 10, 2017 04:06

Benny Harvey: Nov 24, 2012

MY PALE GOTH SKIN posted:

I'm not trying to start poo poo, is it common for women to get poo poo just for saying "I don't want to wear makeup to work?"

I know some employers have downright draconian "dress" codes that require that crap, and that a woman with "natural" makeup is more likely to do well in a lot of employment and career settings than one with no makeup. Has the makeup worship crew actually started making GBS threads on women for not wanting to wear it to work? Because I can't think of anything that would make me go from loving makeup to hating it faster than having to ever wear it when I don't feel like it.

I see very few women without makeup. I'm guessing I would see more if they thought they could "get away with it".

E: ah, you meant just from women. Though tbh, I could see that being a thing too. Like, some women might be annoyed that another woman doesn't feel the need to wear it.

Benny Harvey fucked around with this message at 04:10 on Sep 10, 2017

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# ? May 16, 2024 14:59

Anne Whateley: Feb 11, 2007; i like nice words

I don't think makeup crew is making GBS threads on no-makeup crew, it's just this imo

MY PALE GOTH SKIN posted:

a woman with "natural" makeup is more likely to do well in a lot of employment and career settings than one with no makeup

Like it applies not just to jobs with explicit requirements, like hooters waitresses or flight attendants, but also to just regular office jobs that aren't even customer-facing. I absolutely don't feel the desire to do daily makeup, but I still have to wake up early and do it anyway. The only makeup I find actually interesting is the more advanced creative stuff that def isn't work-appropriate.

Because everyone is doing it, it's a more subtle pressure, that your actual face is socially unacceptable. It's not that anyone is an rear end in a top hat about it imo, it's just that you don't want to be the only person not doing it.

It also means that other people never see your actual face. Like even if these guys are employed and out of the house, there are a ton of women they've never seen without "natural" makeup, they're not used to what women look like without "natural" makeup, so their standards are that much higher and they're that much angrier about lying whores

# ? Sep 10, 2017 04:09

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