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hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

Thanks Ants posted:

"security issues are patched in a timely fashion" leaves you one option for phones

you could get a dumb phone I guess?

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The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?

hobbesmaster posted:

you could get a dumb phone I guess?

what are you gonna do with that, make phone calls and send texts like a caveman?

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
use it for emergencies only. if it's worth talking about, it's worth eye contact.

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

you can tether with dumb phones

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Astoundingly Ugly Baby posted:

i don't like Facebook because I hate seeing how much happier my friends are than me

instagram is waay worse for this i reckon

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Notorious b.s.d. posted:

so what's bad about the leaked iphone 8 poo poo

as long as it has touch id who gives a poo poo if it has a double-bump for the camera

it doesn't have Touch ID

https://www.wsj.com/articles/iphones-summer-production-glitches-create-holiday-jitters-1504801636

The MUMPSorceress
Jan 6, 2012


^SHTPSTS

Gary’s Answer
Why is the iPhone keyboard such garbage?

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

cis autodrag posted:

Why is the iPhone keyboard such garbage?

file a ticket and see what happens!

Workaday Wizard
Oct 23, 2009

by Pragmatica

cis autodrag posted:

Why is the iPhone keyboard such garbage?

i hate that the change keyboard button changes position when you switch to emoji

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




echinopsis posted:

instagram is waay worse for this i reckon

yeah, there have even been studies on instagram's psych impact. naive kids go there, see all the meticulously crafted poo poo about world traveller fitness guru fashionable socialites, and then feel poo poo about themselves. on facebook you at least click the wall, see bunch of 9gag memes reposted, and everything sorts itself out

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006

cis autodrag posted:

Why is the iPhone keyboard such garbage?

cause the hack jonny ives designed it after timb fired the only people doing quality control on ios

Soricidus
Oct 21, 2010
freedom-hating statist shill

Mr. Nice! posted:

use it for emergencies only. if it's worth talking about, it's worth eye contact.

you're in the pos, how many of us do you think are comfortable making eye contact with another human

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

Soricidus posted:

you're in the pos, how many of us do you think are comfortable making eye contact with another human

i was quoting the tv show rick and morty. you might not have heard of it.

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Soricidus posted:

you're in the pos, how many of us do you think are comfortable making eye contact with another human

i always do this while banging your mom

it's out of love though ❤️

Matt Zerella
Oct 7, 2002

Norris'es are back baby. It's good again. Awoouu (fox Howl)
The GM leaked

Doc Block
Apr 15, 2003
Fun Shoe
LOL of course it loving did :rolleyes:

Mr. Apollo
Nov 8, 2000

Uncle at Nintendo posted:

the goofiest looking camera bump of all time had to be on the nexus 5x. it looked like a funnel
remember the lumia 1020?

Linguica
Jul 13, 2000
You're already dead

Vintersorg posted:

lol it's real


I'm the extremely fake image

Amethyst
Mar 28, 2004

I CANNOT HELP BUT MAKE THE DCSS THREAD A FETID SWAMP OF UNFUN POSTING
plz notice me trunk-senpai

Cybernetic Vermin posted:

pffffffft

facebook used in a reasonable way is one of the legit good outcomes of this futuristic hellscape we inhabit. like hell i can bother to keep track of old friends, or know my neighbors, but i go out of my way to get a facebook contact with them, check it once a week, and when we meet we can launch into an actual conversation about things of actual relevance (and likely actually have a decent conversation and time) without bullshit "how are things" questions

kill everything else, keep facebook

facebook is hell

Amethyst
Mar 28, 2004

I CANNOT HELP BUT MAKE THE DCSS THREAD A FETID SWAMP OF UNFUN POSTING
plz notice me trunk-senpai
like it's literally a digital panopticon designed by psychologists and paid for by marketers. even if you don't participate or only check it for 10 seconds a week it still imposes itself in your collective experience.

every social interaction is being collapsed down into a transactional exchange.

gently caress you.

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Amethyst posted:

like it's literally a digital panopticon designed by psychologists and paid for by marketers. even if you don't participate or only check it for 10 seconds a week it still imposes itself in your collective experience.

every social interaction is being collapsed down into a transactional exchange.

gently caress you.

you should post here, just so echi doesn't jerk himself off too hard.

it's also important to remember that this data sticks around and may some day be used for something less innocuous than trying to sell you something

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?
lol https://9to5mac.com is full of spoilers from the golden master

poty fucked around with this message at 07:36 on Sep 9, 2017

Amethyst
Mar 28, 2004

I CANNOT HELP BUT MAKE THE DCSS THREAD A FETID SWAMP OF UNFUN POSTING
plz notice me trunk-senpai

poty posted:

lol the leaked golden master has ruined most secrets for the event

https://9to5mac.com is full of spoilers



we truly live an the age of wonders

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.
they did it, they really did it! the bastards! they blew it all up!

Amethyst
Mar 28, 2004

I CANNOT HELP BUT MAKE THE DCSS THREAD A FETID SWAMP OF UNFUN POSTING
plz notice me trunk-senpai
lmao this is hideous



who the hell thinks this boxy volvo for your wrist looks cool

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?


the new apple watch, now with a digital clown (nose)

champagne posting
Apr 5, 2006

YOU ARE A BRAIN
IN A BUNKER

Amethyst posted:



we truly live an the age of wonders

coming next to the Apple Spectrum: Jet Set Timb

Stymie
Jan 9, 2001

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
if a major software release was leaked during steve's reign he would have literally burned every copy of the software and never released it and then burned every programmer who designed it

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



poty posted:



the new apple watch, now with a digital clown (nose)

charge your freaking phone!!! :byodood:

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



stymie thinks its bad that steve had a guy murdered for one of those iphone leaks, but also its bad that tim doesnt murder guys for leaking stuff

Amethyst
Mar 28, 2004

I CANNOT HELP BUT MAKE THE DCSS THREAD A FETID SWAMP OF UNFUN POSTING
plz notice me trunk-senpai

Powaqoatse posted:

stymie thinks its bad that steve had a guy murdered for one of those iphone leaks, but also its bad that tim doesnt murder guys for leaking stuff

he's right, apple are bad

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?

Powaqoatse posted:

charge your freaking phone!!! :byodood:

its charging

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



Matt Zerella posted:

lightning port on the side

gonna guess the cheap render is missing the mute switch there

Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:

i always do this while banging your mom

it's out of love though ❤️

aww dad i didnt know you post :3:

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



Amethyst posted:

lmao this is hideous



who the hell thinks this boxy volvo for your wrist looks cool

amberpos is beautiful ✌️

Pinterest Mom
Jun 9, 2009

"We're going to double down on secrecy on products"

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Pinterest Mom posted:

"We're going to double down on secrecy on products"

maybe he meant they were going to bend down and take it in the butt

pounded in the butt by my iPhone leak

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?

Pinterest Mom posted:

"We're going to double down on secrecy on products"

most leaks come from suppliers (or morons packaging home pod software). this one seems like it came from an apple internal source, one with access to the UI build for new hardware. there's not that many people with that access.

ufarn
May 30, 2009
https://twitter.com/stroughtonsmith/status/906542097284714496

"X" here might be as in 10 (coz anniversary)

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
FYI almost no one inside apple knows the marketing names of products before they ship. they put in the name strings into the GM build. I found out about high sierra when I Craig said it at wwdc. people in the room laughed because we thought he was making a joke.

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Lysidas
Jul 26, 2002

John Diefenbaker is a madman who thinks he's John Diefenbaker.
Pillbug
i just rememberred what some people mentioned/speculated about a long time ago: anybody have any idea whether the new iphones will use usb-c or lightning?

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