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wayfinder
Jul 7, 2003

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Wayne Knight
May 11, 2006

Me next to my single-footed wife.

johnnyratbastard
Nov 9, 2012

Lord Hydronium
Sep 25, 2007

Non, je ne regrette rien


Dennis Kuchinich and his wife?

Bored As Fuck
Jan 1, 2006
Fun Shoe

Lord Hydronium posted:

Dennis Kuchinich and his wife?

Holy poo poo

DavidAlltheTime
Feb 14, 2008

All David...all the TIME!

I'll have the cross-section special, please.

bows1
May 16, 2004

Chill, whale, chill

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?

:perfect:

Autechresaint
Jan 25, 2012

How very reubenesque.

Dean of Swing
Feb 22, 2012

New ATHF season leaks look awesome.

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
🍀👽🆚🪖🏋

Trump roast

wayfinder
Jul 7, 2003

Autechresaint posted:

How very reubenesque.

LM


AO

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)

lol

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Rump.

Roro
Oct 9, 2012

HOO'S HEAD GOES ALL THE WAY AROUND?

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Wow, she's blowing two at the same time!

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

:nws:She's making condoms for this guy.:nws:

cnut
May 3, 2016

thiccabod
Nov 26, 2007


Bet you can't eat just one

Astrofig
Oct 26, 2009
Once you pop, the fun don't stop

Detective Thompson
Nov 9, 2007

Sammy Davis Jr. Jr. is also in repose.
A chip off the old cock!

Ziv Zulander
Mar 24, 2017

ZZ for short



Are those Pringles inside a bag, inside a can?

Oh, I mean, uh

uh

Once you pop (a boner) you can't stop (masturbating) :thumbsup:

DavidAlltheTime
Feb 14, 2008

All David...all the TIME!
Nothing like a bag of lays...

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014


Where's the love spuds?

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin


it's a cashew nut

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Lord Hydronium
Sep 25, 2007

Non, je ne regrette rien


Memento posted:



it's a cashew nut
It's some kind of nut all right. :heysexy:

veedubfreak
Apr 2, 2005

by Smythe

Memento posted:



it's a cashew nut

No thats a cashew dick.

Astrofig
Oct 26, 2009

I get the feeling this is intended for people who get constipated a lot...

u sp33k l33t br0
Sep 12, 2007

Who Doesn't Like Intercourse?
Soiled Meat

It has a flared base so whatever go wild.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

I am personally aware of one of these having been used in a sexual manner.

veedubfreak
Apr 2, 2005

by Smythe

Astrofig posted:

I get the feeling this is intended for people who get constipated a lot...

Well, thats not going to help your constipation at all.

The Bloop posted:

I am personally aware of one of these having been used in a sexual manner.

ya don't say............................................

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
Talk about taking the plunge.

elise the great
May 1, 2012

You do not have to be good. You only have to let the soft animal of your body love what it loves.
Hey, at least it's got a flared base.

e: beaten, because I don't read

veedubfreak
Apr 2, 2005

by Smythe

Solice Kirsk posted:

Talk about taking the plunge.

:bravo:

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

The Bloop posted:

I am personally aware of one of these having been used in a sexual manner.

Please shut the gently caress up about your kink.

Slime
Jan 3, 2007

Astrofig posted:

I get the feeling this is intended for people who get constipated a lot...

If using it as a dildo gets you backed up, just flip it around and use the other side.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Slime posted:

If using it as a dildo gets you backed up, just flip it around and use the other side.

It also comes in handy if you were previously using a dildo which didn't have a flared base and you're having trouble retrieving it

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trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth

It's funny seeing it in this thread, my family had that exact plunger for years. The one on the right obviously. Helps with the grip!

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