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Strangler 42
Jan 8, 2007

SHAVE IT ALL OFF
ALL OF IT

Mr.Tophat posted:

replace 'no' will 'full'

That's the wrong countersign trooper. Report for de-skeletionization

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Zest
May 7, 2007

ACHIEVE HEAVEN THROUGH VIOLENCE

Young Freud posted:

But Misato won't do anal, while Ritsuko will do anything if you got a neckbeard.

FTFY chief.

StarbloodKiss
Feb 3, 2016

Why is the entire cargo hold full with crates of Krogan Krackers?

Zest posted:

New Features for Star Citizen 3.1:

* Added toolboxes
* Added ability to use toolbox as melee weapon
* Added clowns

Issues:

* toolboxes cause player model to desync with server
* toolboxes cause player model to desync with client
* clowns reported to cause psychological trauma due to resemblance to Big Benny's Mascot
* All Big Benny's machines have been replaced with clowns
* using toolbox as a melee weapon causes random clients to crash to desktop
* using toolbox on clown spawns Pusher for unknown reason
* Pusher model not implemented. Replaced with default model (Big Benny Machine)

:laffo: Very nice.

toanoradian
May 31, 2011


The happiest waffligator

hot balls man no homo posted:

That's the wrong countersign trooper. Report for de-skeletionization

The Quencher Mission is done o7 o7 o7 o7

Bofast
Feb 21, 2011

Grimey Drawer

thatguy posted:

Someone once told me Star Citizen is a flat circle.

Let's see...

- No depth. Check.
- Keeps going around and around but never gets anywhere. Check.
- Can seem as though it exists or does not exist depending on which angle you view it from. Check.


Yup, sounds correct.


Mr.Tophat posted:

There's always room for style friend

*puts on skates*

There's always room for *falls down stairs, breaks neck*

You are supposed to break your wrists and delay your company's workflow by two weeks, not break your neck.

Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:

Bofast posted:

You are supposed to break your wrists and delay your company's workflow by two weeks, not break your neck.

I studied under busta rhymes, it's all I know

Bofast
Feb 21, 2011

Grimey Drawer

tuo posted:

I'm currently also replaying FEAR.

Two things strike me with this game:

1) how incredibly well it aged. I would nearly put it up there with Doom. They don't look "cringy" when you are used to current day graphics, but simply look cool and good.

2) how often these days I play an FPS where the overall game experience is actually what entertains me, not the shooting part. Like "yeah, another fight incoming, let's get over with to enjoy the rest" while FEAR to me is like "woah....what a loving great firefight......hurry, I need another one!"

Seriously, the shooting in this game compared with the environmental effects when (swaying lights from bullets, dust kicking up and hovering around, bits of cement falling from the walls and ceiling after some bullets hit them) is such a perfect blend of great graphics/athmosphere and top-notch gunplay where every weapon feels awesome, AI is awesome, everythings awesome.

Oh, and I get to nail people to the wall, that's also a plus

If you like nailing enemies to walls, you may want to try playing Warframe with a bow. Depending on how well you hit an enemy with your arrows, you can potentially make them fly across the room and get nailed to the opposite wall. It has some fun (if rather silly) ragdolling going on.

Zest
May 7, 2007

ACHIEVE HEAVEN THROUGH VIOLENCE

Mr.Tophat posted:

Whoah buddy, love triangles work, love squares, how shall I put it

ah, yes

n the words of my marriage councilor, 'that's no good'

Huh. Only thing my marriage counselor told me was "Make sure you have plenty of gatorade and water. Possibly an IV bag. God help you, you crazy kids"

:confused:

Edit: Wrong quote. Have some more Ninkasi:

Zest fucked around with this message at 09:13 on Sep 10, 2017

Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:

hot balls man no homo posted:

That's the wrong countersign trooper. Report for de-skeletionization

I'd just be a hat if I did that!

Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:

Zest posted:

Huh. Only thing my marriage counselor told me was "Make sure you have plenty of gatorade and water. Possibly an IV bag. God help you, you crazy kids"

:confused:

Sounds like your counselor was telling you to get supplies for a disaster zone





checks out

Zest
May 7, 2007

ACHIEVE HEAVEN THROUGH VIOLENCE

Mr.Tophat posted:

Sounds like your counselor was telling you to get supplies for a disaster zone





checks out

Felt about right. Wanted to die afterwards. I've run Kole Kole pass in Hawaii, I've road-marched for 100+ miles, but that was a whole new ballpark of loving dead-rear end tired and exhausted.

Zest
May 7, 2007

ACHIEVE HEAVEN THROUGH VIOLENCE
Wow. Why didn't I :justpost: earlier?!

This is amazing!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqLvFfwcqfw&t=410s

(6:50 if the link glitches)

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao

Zest
May 7, 2007

ACHIEVE HEAVEN THROUGH VIOLENCE
Anime is good.

Star Citizen is lol.

Ben is dying :saddowns:

Crobbler is still a thumb with more (listed) acting credits than Sandra Gardiner.

Chris's breakout role:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQduN315etk

McGiggins
Apr 4, 2014

by R. Guyovich
Lipstick Apathy
So dereks ele was as flacid as usual?

derk. you're making me look bad to my nongoon friends.

how can I sing the song of the warlord when the prophecy is wrong?

Zest
May 7, 2007

ACHIEVE HEAVEN THROUGH VIOLENCE

McGiggins posted:

So dereks ele was as flacid as usual?

derk. you're making me look bad to my nongoon friends.

how can I sing the song of the warlord when the prophecy is wrong?

If Gamescon 2017 wasn't a sign that the light at the end of the tunnel for CIG was actually a nuke going off, there are no gods.

The wheels literally came off... I am still loving amazed NOW.

Edits: Clarity.

Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:

McGiggins posted:

So dereks ele was as flacid as usual?

derk. you're making me look bad to my nongoon friends.

how can I sing the song of the warlord when the prophecy is wrong?

You gotta sing the song in 14/2 time, that's the key (D_flat)

Mu77ley
Oct 14, 2016

aleksendr posted:

A shell company registered with the function of handling patents and IP rights.

Just after they secured a loan putting their only IP as collateral.

This. I guess they have very real worries about being able to pay back Coutts and are trying to protect the lovely lore and good name of Star Citizen and Squadron 42 so Crobbers can try and hawk it off as some kind of second-hand lovely idea salesman.

Not sure where they law stands with regards to signing away your IP in a loan deal and then trying to move it out of the company to rip off the bank though (if that is indeed what they are doing).

Zest
May 7, 2007

ACHIEVE HEAVEN THROUGH VIOLENCE

Mu77ley posted:

Not sure where they law stands with regards to signing away your IP in a loan deal and then trying to move it out of the company to rip off the bank though (if that is indeed what they are doing).

What does your heart tell you?

















They're hosed :ssh:

AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them
Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/RobertsSpaceInd/status/906755545260060672

AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them
Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/pwotherspoon/status/906787582956244992

Othin
Nov 20, 2002

Hair Elf
Imgur is blocked at work so I avoid reading this thread until I get home so that I don't miss out on any photoshops or screencaps of citizens in the wild.

This has led me to start trolling the SC Facebook page since I can actually access it. There are a few other goons (I assume - if not they're reading this thread and should join us) out in the trenches fighting the good fight and I wanted you to know I recognize your hard work and dedication.

After gamescon though, lol everypost their shifty marketers make has turned into a battlefield.

That's my story!

AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them
Grimey Drawer
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/173424962?t=08h07m14s

!CRUISE | DAY 1 | CRUISE FROM OLISAR TO COMM ARRAY 275



https://www.twitch.tv/videos/173637102?t=15m22s

AP fucked around with this message at 10:07 on Sep 10, 2017

Ayn Marx
Dec 21, 2012

D_Smart posted:

loving Christ. Words fail me.

Go away you awful obsessive old man

StarbloodKiss
Feb 3, 2016

Why is the entire cargo hold full with crates of Krogan Krackers?

Zest posted:

Anime is good.

Star Citizen is lol.

Ben is dying :saddowns:

Crobbler is still a thumb with more (listed) acting credits than Sandra Gardiner.

Chris's breakout role:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQduN315etk

Lol, I was watching that and at first I wasn't too big on it. Until I got to this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQduN315etk&t=576s

I am now interested and watching it for real real.

Ayn Marx
Dec 21, 2012

Zest posted:

Ritsuko is the kind of gal to kick back some Tangueray martini's with and talk about politics and social policy.

Misato is the kind of person who you kill 2 cases of Yebisu with playing Mario Kart and laughing at Shinji, while the penguin poaches the last of the whiskey.

My man these people don't exist hope this helps

Toblakai
Jul 11, 2017
So, uhm, did the ELE happen? Or the last ELE was this guy, who changed his job because of his SO and blocked Derek on twitter like any other sane person would do?

his nibs
Feb 27, 2016

:kayak:Welcome to the:kayak:
Dream Factory
:kayak:
Grimey Drawer

Ayn Marx posted:

Go away you awful obsessive old man

Hurricane Derek

now I understand


also:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tozE9re_bqY

AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them
Grimey Drawer


:corsair:

AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them
Grimey Drawer
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/173424962?t=18h13m14s

Baxta
Feb 18, 2004

Needs More Pirate
You petty idiots. If Star Citizen fails, it will be because Derek Smart didn't finish LOD and goons said Star Citizen was bad.

I will still forward my dole money to Chris Roberts no matter what you or my parents say.

AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them
Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/BoredGamerUK/status/906806158756909056

Why, indeed.

Xaerael
Aug 25, 2010

Marching Powder is objectively the worst poster known. He also needs to learn how a keyboard works.

I'm amazed people havn't worked it out yet.

FD gets the rights to make a real moviegame.

CIG makes another shell for rights.

They're not selling poo poo. Who would buy? The game, tech, everything is derivitive at best, but mostly just plain broken. The only thing they have of value is a list of delusional idiots willing to give away their life savings.

Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:

:wow:

his nibs
Feb 27, 2016

:kayak:Welcome to the:kayak:
Dream Factory
:kayak:
Grimey Drawer

Star Citizen is the creeps friends we met

it dont matter
Aug 29, 2008

Crobbers emergency plan is to save the very valuable IP. He had to watch a load of sci-fi movies and expended minutes of thought coming up with the incredible and original star citizen universe so it's clearly the most valuable part.

Wuxi
Apr 3, 2012

anime is good

toanoradian
May 31, 2011


The happiest waffligator

Wuxi posted:

anime is good

Oh my god have you seen this season's...*looks up MyAnimeList* "Gamers!"? As it is apparently about gamers, it is very congruent with this thread!

Zzr
Oct 6, 2016

I called my dog Bankaï so I can summon my bankaï at will, and she's the best dog in the world uncontested because undeniable. Yes anime is good civilisation.

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toanoradian
May 31, 2011


The happiest waffligator

Zzr posted:

I called my dog Bankaï so I can summon my bankaï at will, and she's the best dog in the world uncontested because undeniable. Yes anime is good civilisation.

oh yeah you think you're the only one who can do anime references?

i named my cat senpai and he is very aloof.

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