Fleta Mcgurn posted:

I googled "butthole bread" and was not disappointed.

Caufman posted:

The handles were a nice added touch.

Asproigerosis posted:

So what was the NFL to investigate exactly with bennett?

little munchkin posted:

hes black, op

Gumbel2Gumbel posted:

Gonna need a little more conclusive evidence, friend-o

Chichevache posted:

Cubone posted:

Equifax... He is the lord of all horses, and has been my friend through many dangers...

Say Nothing posted:

Dennis McClaren posted:

Is this Game of Thrones?

Android Apocalypse posted:

No it's northern Oregon.

thatguy posted:

Tinfoil Papercut posted:

The eye is going to park over lake Okeechobee and the hurricane will stay there forever, gathering sustenance from the jet stream. Florida is thereafter known as the Storm Lands.

Following the reclamation of 2032, the Storm Lands are turned into a massive penal colony.

July 4th, 2043: President-for-life Donald Trump's plane goes down in the former everglades.

Only one man can save him now.

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Choco1980 posted:

I just wanted to say, this made me so very happy.

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Outrail posted:

The entire movie is Snake Plissken getting drunk and dropping napalm onto the everglades.

Vastarien posted:

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Xarbala posted:

the irma thread is p. good in general, but that was a slam dunk

Bardeh posted:

What's with all of the posts in here all of a sudden saying that the storm is weakening into nothing? Anyone got a link to where that info is?

935 posted:

The momentum has shifted wildly from the high of "strongest hurricane since dinosaurs roamed the earth, if you live in Florida you literally will not survive" to "wet fart, also some localized flooding"

Suntoucher posted:

Can you take the posts about your sex life to e/n please

NotWearingPants posted:

The current path of hurricane Irma could turn Florida into a reliably blue state lol.

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

nah, the water will probably recede eventually

WilltheMagicAsian posted:

Vastarien posted:

Karate Bastard posted:

Who's the little dude?

Karate Bastard posted:

Who's the little dude?

the old ceremony posted:

all through high school i was working on a hundred thousand word pastoral travelling scene that i called a novel, all the adults in my life encouraged me because they were all certain i'd be published on the basis of my age alone and at least make a few novelty bucks out of it, and i hated christopher paolini with fierce, theatrical violence. i loathed that man. sometimes i would open my copy of eragon, which was given to me by my sweetest cousin who later committed suicide so i simultaneously despised the book and was driven to hold onto it like a talisman, and stare at paolini's author portrait in silent hatred. of course i never got published and now i'm almost thirty and my youthful promise has gurgled down the twin infested drains of university education and the global financial crisis. i am haunted by paolini. the toilet paper comes away from my rear end with his face smeared onto it like a jesus toast. i see him in the rainless clouds. when i catch the bus to my welfare appointments, where a tired-looking woman tries to convince me to get a certificate in aged care and spend the rest of my life scrubbing the elderly, the bus driver with his competitive hourly rate and his union membership and his loving long-service leave is christopher paolini. the welfare lady is paolini. the elderly are paolini. i look at myself in the mirror and all i see is the teenage paolini, proudly smirking. worst of all i think eragon survives as something like a perfect cultural object, a fantasy novel that was written by an actual adolescent rather than the psychosexually adolescent adults that populate the genre and this thread

chernobyl kinsman posted:

Olive Garden tonight! posted:

I'm not sure how Avshalom has managed to not be re-permabanned but I'm okay with it

DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

are you like a professional retard or is this just the natural talent of a gifted amateur

DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

to expand on my abuse: if you know someone's been permabanned, and you like them, then maybe don't make reference to their accounts in the thread the mods all come to in order to see if they've been quoted

Olive Garden tonight! posted:

I'm not sure how Avshalom has managed to not be re-permabanned but I'm okay with it

Improbable Lobster posted:

That's forums poster the old ceremony

MorgaineDax posted:

Hot Karl Marx posted:

http://abcnews.go.com/US/video/miami-visitors-ride-irma-balconies-flood-windows-crack-49746938

jose sold out

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

It's funny how the people who flame out and post long dramatic letters proclaiming the forums to be dead and terrible and No Fun Anymore and get permabanned are always the ones who come back under multiple new accounts.

DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

to expand on my abuse: if you know someone's been permabanned, and you like them, then maybe don't make reference to their accounts in the thread the mods all come to in order to see if they've been quoted

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

It's funny how the people who flame out and post long dramatic letters proclaiming the forums to be dead and terrible and No Fun Anymore and get permabanned are always the ones who come back under multiple new accounts.

DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

to expand on my abuse: if you know someone's been permabanned, and you like them, then maybe don't make reference to their accounts in the thread the mods all come to in order to see if they've been quoted

EmmyOk posted:

Are you still salty over that Avshalom own then, All-Pro Sexman?