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Blow
Feb 10, 2004

How do you make Dim Sim / Sum?

非常感謝你。

Post the recipe in here please.

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3754419&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1420#post476251503

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vanity slug
Jul 20, 2010

Jesus "Joseon Won" Christ

Porfiriato
Jan 4, 2016



Dim sum is a whole range of small dishes/snacks with widely varying ingredients and preparation, not one specific recipe. Think of it as Chinese-style (more accurately Cantonese/Hong Kong-style) appetizers.
:goonsay:

Blow
Feb 10, 2004

Known Lecher posted:

Dim sum is a whole range of small dishes/snacks with widely varying ingredients and preparation, not one specific recipe. Think of it as Chinese-style (more accurately Cantonese/Hong Kong-style) appetizers.
:goonsay:

所以我應該自己做

Or as we say in Australia, I'll loving :google: it.

乾杯!

whip
Apr 9, 2007

by Lowtax
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CU2iVoZgDM0

Barudak
May 7, 2007

In the Dim Sum Power Rankings all I know is that chicken feet are not a top 25 item.

Blow
Feb 10, 2004

Known Lecher posted:

Dim sum is a whole range of small dishes/snacks with widely varying ingredients and preparation, not one specific recipe. Think of it as Chinese-style (more accurately Cantonese/Hong Kong-style) appetizers.
:goonsay:

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3754419&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1420#post476252022

Thanks man. 他妈的你

vanity slug
Jul 20, 2010

Barudak posted:

In the Dim Sum Power Rankings all I know is that chicken feet are not a top 25 item.

Please leave

big time bisexual
Oct 16, 2002

Cool Party
can't wait to get my own knockoff fassbender-bot

https://twitter.com/XHNews/status/906782531244216320

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

Barudak posted:

In the Dim Sum Power Rankings all I know is that chicken feet are not a top 25 item.

Wisdom. Why would anyone want to eat the feet of something that spends all day walking around in its own poo poo?

whip
Apr 9, 2007

by Lowtax

McGavin posted:

Wisdom. Why would anyone want to eat the feet of something that spends all day walking around in its own poo poo?

The same way people eat pork whom devour their own poo poo

vanity slug
Jul 20, 2010

McGavin posted:

Wisdom. Why would anyone want to eat the feet of something that spends all day walking around in its own poo poo?
we're talking about chickens not the chinese

bongwizzard
May 19, 2005

Then one day I meet a man,
He came to me and said,
"Hard work good and hard work fine,
but first take care of head"
Grimey Drawer
I always want the chicken feet to be crispy, but they never are.

Switzerland
Feb 18, 2005
Do what thou must do.
Saw this making the rounds, and thought of our thread here

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xu_Shoulan_v._Peng_Yu

Vladimir Poutine
Aug 13, 2012
:madmax:
https://www.scmp.com/news/china/society/article/2110320/chinese-police-net-fisherman-caught-huge-endangered-whale-shark

quote:

Chinese police net fisherman caught with huge endangered whale shark
A fisherman in eastern China has been arrested for allegedly trying to sell endangered wildlife after footage surfaced online of a massive dead whale shark being hacked to pieces in a hotel car park.

Residents in Ningde, Fujian province, tipped off police about the shark on Monday when it was spotted on the back of a truck in the township of Sansha, state-run Chinanews.com reported on Thursday.

The fishermen tried to sell the shark, which was several metres long, to the hotel’s restaurant but staff rejected the catch, saying it was “too smelly” and poisonous, the report said.

peanut
Sep 9, 2007


oh my lord

Deep State of Mind
Jul 30, 2006

"It was a busy day. I do not remember it all. In the morning, I thought I had lost my wallet. Then we went swimming and either overthrew a government or started a pro-American radio station. I can't really remember."
Fun Shoe
Subtlety is the key to such a heist

Accretionist
Nov 7, 2012
I BELIEVE IN STUPID CONSPIRACY THEORIES
CCP PROPAGANDA INSTALLATION:



quote:

The Core Socialist Values (社会主义核心价值观) is a set of new official interpretations of Chinese socialism promoted at the 18th National Congress of the Communist Party of China in 2012. There are 12 values in the set, written in 24 Chinese characters,[1] including the national values of prosperity, democracy, civility, and harmony; the social values of freedom, equality, justice, and the rule of law; and the individual values of patriotism, dedication, integrity and friendship.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Core_Socialist_Values

Do they have these all around or something?

Murray Mantoinette
Jun 11, 2005

THE  POSTS  MUST  FLOW
Clapping Larry

I like that the police had to be "tipped off" to this, a giant fish on a truck in the middle of downtown.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Accretionist posted:

CCP PROPAGANDA INSTALLATION:



https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Core_Socialist_Values

Do they have these all around or something?

Fuckin everywhere. Usually dont look so mall art installationy but hey.

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler

Murray Mantoinette posted:

I like that the police had to be "tipped off" to this, a giant fish on a truck in the middle of downtown.

Chinese police have to be threatened to actually do their jobs if there isn't the potential for a really big bribe smacking them in the face.

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


Accretionist posted:

Do they have these all around or something?

Those specific LED things aren't but the propaganda slogans are literally everywhere. One of Xi's little projects is the revival of mass propaganda.

mrbotus
Apr 7, 2009

Patron of the Pants
Wouldn't a sea animal that big basically be the equivalent of an old-timey hatter's worth of mercury in every bite?

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

nickmeister posted:

Wouldn't a sea animal that big basically be the equivalent of an old-timey hatter's worth of mercury in every bite?

Not really. They eat plankton, so there isn't much opportunity for the mercury to biomagnify.

peanut
Sep 9, 2007


Jackie Chan is going to slide down those LED displays, and there will be lots of sparks.

whip
Apr 9, 2007

by Lowtax

peanut posted:

Jackie Chan is going to slide down those LED displays, and there will be lots of sparks.

Duaaang~

Electro-Boogie Jack
Nov 22, 2006
bagger mcguirk sent me.

RIP haier. *pours out a bottle of baijiu, gets mysterious stomach gasses, swells up, and can't have sex*

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008


Pretty good
Apr 16, 2007



Well at least you didn't stick around long enough to hurt her feelings

peanut
Sep 9, 2007


you should have hurt her feelings more imo

VideoTapir
Oct 18, 2005

He'll tire eventually.

No organization has ever made a value statement unless it was seriously lacking in those values.

School Nickname
Apr 23, 2010

*fffffff-fffaaaaaaarrrtt*
:ussr:
e; wrong thread fml

School Nickname fucked around with this message at 17:20 on Sep 11, 2017

webmeister
Jan 31, 2007

The answer is, mate, because I want to do you slowly. There has to be a bit of sport in this for all of us. In the psychological battle stakes, we are stripped down and ready to go. I want to see those ashen-faced performances; I want more of them. I want to be encouraged. I want to see you squirm.

Murray Mantoinette posted:

I like that the police had to be "tipped off" to this, a giant fish on a truck in the middle of downtown.

I think it's less "tipped off" and more "woken up"

Gargamel Gibson
Apr 24, 2014

Vladimir Poutine posted:

The fishermen tried to sell the shark, which was several metres long, to the hotel’s restaurant but staff rejected the catch, saying it was “too smelly” and poisonous, the report said.

This fish is smelly, which is simply unheard of! Also, we don't know what it is, therefore it is poisonous.

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse
Probably already well into rotting. Thinking of the exploding whale carcass now. Yuck.

Riptor
Apr 13, 2003

here's to feelin' good all the time

Gargamel Gibson posted:

This fish is smelly, which is simply unheard of! Also, we don't know what it is, therefore it is poisonous.

Similarly, that fish is poisonous but the REAL issue I have with serving it is the smell

Lollerich
Mar 25, 2004

The little doctors are back,
they want to play with you!

Electro-Boogie Jack posted:

RIP haier. *pours out a bottle of baijiu, gets mysterious stomach gasses, swells up, and can't have sex*

Same, like for real.

bongwizzard
May 19, 2005

Then one day I meet a man,
He came to me and said,
"Hard work good and hard work fine,
but first take care of head"
Grimey Drawer

Gargamel Gibson posted:

This fish is smelly, which is simply unheard of! Also, we don't know what it is, therefore it is poisonous.

The fish that smells strongly of fish is probably not remotely near its peak of freshness.

ladron
Sep 15, 2007

eso es lo que es

bongwizzard posted:

The fish that smells strongly of fish is probably not remotely near its peak of freshness.

this rule applies to many things

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Gromit
Aug 15, 2000

I am an oppressed White Male, Asian women wont serve me! Save me Campbell Newman!!!!!!!
In a world where people can buy a house through their gutter oil profits, I find it hard to believe no-one would buy a giant fish no matter what condition so long as the price was right.

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