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Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Does he still not have a tax lawyer?

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Devian666
Aug 20, 2008

Take some advice Chris.

Fun Shoe
Onision is a douche. He seems to believe that being a douche to the IRS is somehow going to help. I'm pretty sure IRS invented being a douche so he's outclassed.

Not having a tax lawyer and accountant after the last gently caress up he made shows that Onision is also retarded.

Lead out in cuffs
Sep 18, 2012

"That's right. We've evolved."

"I can see that. Cool mutations."




Ashcans posted:

I watched this so you didn't have to. Highlights:

1) This is actually his SECOND audit, because he previously tried to claim his divorce as a business expense. Somehow he managed to learn nothing from that about claiming insane poo poo or documenting anything.

2) He is outraged that the IRS wants to inspect his house to confirm he uses it as his business location, because he claimed the entire house; instead he is trying to give them a video tour so that they don't have to come see him.

3) Proceeds to show us all the rooms in his house and justifies them as business related because he shot a video there or someone he collaborated with on a video used the room.

4) Snidely points out all the personal stuff that has been in videos that he was gracious enough not to claim (like his lawnmower).

:psyduck:

Apparently he also does porn (which I think is part of why he was trying to justify the bedrooms as business expenses).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7w7uipD_ss&t=301s

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

Krispy Kareem posted:

Maybe he's just making all this up.

Make an easily doxxed burner Reddit account and watch as your 'tax problems' make you a viral sensation.

I mean he's been on youtube for years and was already a ~viral sensation~ by being a weird angsty teen goth whatever

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

Subjunctive posted:

Does he still not have a tax lawyer?

As recently as the video I posted (Sep. 6th) he was still trying to do it himself and didn't mention one, so no lol

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

pathetic little tramp posted:

the best thing that could happen is if he goes all kent hovind on this poo poo

I love the idea that the IRS has such a vast infinite pool of resources that they'll just beat up innocent youtube douches for money they don't owe, instead of the reality of their budget being bled to death and them barely able to audit a fraction of the amount they really should (so only incredibly obvious bullshit like this guy gets it)

Commissar Kayla
Dec 27, 2008

ate all the Oreos posted:

I love the idea that the IRS has such a vast infinite pool of resources that they'll just beat up innocent youtube douches for money they don't owe, instead of the reality of their budget being bled to death and them barely able to audit a fraction of the amount they really should (so only incredibly obvious bullshit like this guy gets it)

My father in law worked for the IRS before he retired. When he was there, they had a quota per hour they were expected to make doing audits, so they went after rich people and people like this guy who clearly claimed waaaay too many deductions. I feel like funding more IRS auditors would actually result it net positive returns for the federal government, assuming they prioritize rich people, and ideally rich people who do not understand anything about tax law and don't have a CPA or a lawyer.

22 Eargesplitten
Oct 10, 2010



Lead out in cuffs posted:

Apparently he also does porn (which I think is part of why he was trying to justify the bedrooms as business expenses).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7w7uipD_ss&t=301s

Hahaholy loving poo poo.

DarkHorse
Dec 13, 2006

Nap Ghost

Commissar Kayla posted:

My father in law worked for the IRS before he retired. When he was there, they had a quota per hour they were expected to make doing audits, so they went after rich people and people like this guy who clearly claimed waaaay too many deductions. I feel like funding more IRS auditors would actually result it net positive returns for the federal government, assuming they prioritize rich people, and ideally rich people who do not understand anything about tax law and don't have a CPA or a lawyer.

You don't even have to assume, someone did a study and came to that exact conclusion. The IRS (and by extension the government) could reap billions of dollars net in fraudulent and back taxes with only a minor investment of resources. No need to raise taxes, no new laws, just collect what's already there.

https://mobile.nytimes.com/2016/04/29/business/unpaid-annual-taxes-rise-to-458-billion-irs-reports.html

https://www.forbes.com/sites/robertwood/2017/08/01/ignoring-83-of-payroll-tax-mismatches-irs-leaves-7-billion-uncollected-until-now/

But republicans are BWGovernment and continue to defund it, thus proving how ineffective and inefficient government is :rolleyes:

hailthefish
Oct 24, 2010

22 Eargesplitten posted:

Hahaholy loving poo poo.

I'd pay that stupid douche to keep it in his pants.

John Smith
Feb 26, 2015

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

DarkHorse posted:

You don't even have to assume, someone did a study and came to that exact conclusion. The IRS (and by extension the government) could reap billions of dollars net in fraudulent and back taxes with only a minor investment of resources. No need to raise taxes, no new laws, just collect what's already there.

https://mobile.nytimes.com/2016/04/29/business/unpaid-annual-taxes-rise-to-458-billion-irs-reports.html

https://www.forbes.com/sites/robertwood/2017/08/01/ignoring-83-of-payroll-tax-mismatches-irs-leaves-7-billion-uncollected-until-now/

But republicans are BWGovernment and continue to defund it, thus proving how ineffective and inefficient government is :rolleyes:
I am very much for low taxes, but I am against this as well.

It is one thing to oppose high taxes, but once they are on the books, they should be enforced fairly and evenly. Doing otherwise just allows lawbreakers to get away with pushing the burden onto decent taxpayers. If the State thinks that a specific law is too unpopular, then they should remove it instead of simply not enforcing it.

22 Eargesplitten
Oct 10, 2010



DarkHorse posted:

But republicans are BWGovernment and continue to defund it, thus proving how ineffective and inefficient government is :rolleyes:

Cheating on your taxes and then using your power to avoid getting audited is GWM, though.

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
I know people who use their HSA cards to buy cigarettes and they've never been audited

Like, their employer puts $2000 into their HSA each year and they spend it all on cigarettes

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

[-]

EugeneJ posted:

I know people who use their HSA cards to buy cigarettes and they've never been audited

Like, their employer puts $2000 into their HSA each year and they spend it all on cigarettes

If they resell them it's GWM.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
None of my HSA cards have ever let me use them on anything not coded a certain way. Like one time I bought toothpaste and my asthma medicine in the same transaction with my HSA card and only the asthma medicine went through and I had to pay for the toothpaste in cash.

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

Solice Kirsk posted:

None of my HSA cards have ever let me use them on anything not coded a certain way. Like one time I bought toothpaste and my asthma medicine in the same transaction with my HSA card and only the asthma medicine went through and I had to pay for the toothpaste in cash.

You sure that's not an FSA, because those definitely work the way you're describing.

H110Hawk
Dec 28, 2006

ate all the Oreos posted:

You sure that's not an FSA, because those definitely work the way you're describing.

It also relies on the vendor actually coding things. That sorting is done by the stores cash register, not the visa/mc network.

That being said fsa's have always been prompt to demand receipts for stuff where I used the debit card directly. HSA's are a lot more flexible and I have never dealt with one.

TLG James
Jun 5, 2000

Questing ain't easy
Does that person know that they can just transfer money directly from an HSA back to their checking account or whatever? Then they could double dip on credit card points instead.

Tomfoolery
Oct 8, 2004

TLG James posted:

Does that person know that they can just transfer money directly from an HSA back to their checking account or whatever? Then they could double dip on credit card points instead.

HSA contributions are pre-taxed so you can't move money out of one without a tax hit/penalty.

Lowness 72
Jul 19, 2006
BUTTS LOL

Jade Ear Joe
You make the charge on your cc then submit for reimbursement

TLG James
Jun 5, 2000

Questing ain't easy

Tomfoolery posted:

HSA contributions are pre-taxed so you can't move money out of one without a tax hit/penalty.

That is definitely not true. I've paid multiple medical expenses with my personal check book and then just transferred the money from my HSA back into my checking account.

There is no accountability, unless you get audited or something.

Not every place takes credit cards so you have to have a way to do it. I have never been asked to submit receipts or anything, although I've kept them.

ranbo das
Oct 16, 2013


You know, I just realized I've been paying my insurance premiums with my HSA and apparently that's not allowed.

19 o'clock
Sep 9, 2004

Excelsior!!!
I'm an accountant (CPA license in a few months, just a candidate now) for about ten years. Home office deductions are usually pretty drat hard to take for most folks. I think he has a valid argument for his studio space, but holy gently caress this guy is not correct on about 99%/100% of this.

Does he know that human beings work at the IRS? He will probably find out (the hard way) that being combative/uncooperative/contemptuous during his audit is not a good idea.

I'm a musician on the weekend and rehearse a poo poo ton in my apartment. Not a single deduction there, as my principal place of business are at the events themselves. I can deduct strings, speakers, dry cleaning, etc. I mean - as was mentioned above - there are loads of valid expenses in any business. Don't be a dumbass and read some guides related to your profession and you're gonna be fine.

More BWT:

I play hockey with a...unique individual. He's a contractor and very sure of his worldview. He has boasted to me about his "amazing accountant who worked for the IRS".

He deducts EVERYTHING. I mean: groceries, rent, clothes, haircuts...you name it. His reasoning is that "[I] can't work if I don't eat, have a place to sleep, have clothing, etc." I've tried to explain that he's gonna burn hard for this. I'm chuffed to hear him say that I "don't know what I'm talking about." Not a wonder that his accountant doesn't work for the IRS anymore.

Shine on, you crazy diamond.

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender
Sometimes I wonder how people get to the "whoa, what if I deduct the things I need to live, and therefore ALSO need to work?" step and never reach the "wait, if you could do that, wouldn't everyone deduct this stuff? weird, maybe there's a reason they don't??" step.

Then I remember there's an alarming number of people who think the law/IRS/etc are staffed by robots of pure logic who are incapable of making judgement calls or seeing through bullshit.

Blinkman987
Jul 10, 2008

Gender roles guilt me into being fat.
I know of a few women who shared the same tax preparer / accountant and he deducted stuff I would consider insane, like anything that would be considered "grooming" since women have to keep themselves attractive in the workplace, and I assume they all got lucky in that they were never audited (yet). People called him "the shady tax guy" or something to that effect so people even knew it was wrong, though I could never get a handle on whether he was strongly bending tax law or outright disregarding them. So, I guess people just really like rolling the dice to save like $500 a year and so long as they dodge scrutiny, in their mind it's all good.

ohgodwhat
Aug 6, 2005

Do people think they're absolved of all liability if they get someone else to improperly prepare their taxes?

SpelledBackwards
Jan 7, 2001

I found this image on the Internet, perhaps you've heard of it? It's been around for a while I hear.

Haifisch posted:

Sometimes I wonder how people get to the "whoa, what if I deduct the things I need to live, and therefore ALSO need to work?" step and never reach the "wait, if you could do that, wouldn't everyone deduct this stuff? weird, maybe there's a reason they don't??" step.

If everyone did it, it wouldn't be ONE WEIRD TRICK to pay less in taxes.

Also see the IRS' page on reporting tax fraud: How Do You Report Suspected Tax Fraud Activity?, including Form 3949-A for false exemptions/deductions, and form 211 for applying for a monetary award for tipping off the IRS to fraud. GWM!

GoutPatrol
Oct 17, 2009

*Stupid Babby*

Haifisch posted:

Sometimes I wonder how people get to the "whoa, what if I deduct the things I need to live, and therefore ALSO need to work?" step and never reach the "wait, if you could do that, wouldn't everyone deduct this stuff? weird, maybe there's a reason they don't??" step.

Then I remember there's an alarming number of people who think the law/IRS/etc are staffed by robots of pure logic who are incapable of making judgement calls or seeing through bullshit.

Because everyone else who doesn't do this is a sucker.

Krispy Wafer
Jul 26, 2002

I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat

Grimey Drawer

ohgodwhat posted:

Do people think they're absolved of all liability if they get someone else to improperly prepare their taxes?

I’m going to guess a lot of them are confused on their CPA’s liability. Like my brother-in-law’s father had an accountant who was popular in their small town for taking crazy deductions. Then the IRS came calling and they all realized the importance of the C in CPA (she wasn’t certified).

But even if she was, there are plenty of CPA’s who are struggling and will gamble with the odds and do stupid poo poo to get business.

Motronic
Nov 6, 2009

Krispy Kareem posted:

the importance of the C in CPA

This is actually a really big deal. Because while you will still owe the money if a shady CPA is taking liberties you are at least seen as putting forth best effort if something is wrong (as far as I understand). This does not absolve you from providing false or misleading information to your CPA.

gvibes
Jan 18, 2010

Leading us to the promised land (i.e., one tournament win in five years)
If you get busted for this poo poo (assuming you have a shady CPA sign off on it), do you actually pay penalties, or just what you would have owed in the first place?

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

EMAIL... THE INTERNET... SEARCH ENGINES...
A friend of mine, recently separated, told me that his ex's family all go to a tax preparer who gets them an absolute ton back in rebates. He does this by dramatically increasing their withholding. They love the guy for it and don't understand why my friend thinks that it's dumb, because LOOK AT ALL THE MONEY THEY'RE GETTING FROM THE GOVERNMENT!

It's like the people who hear "$1000 Cash Back" in an ad and think "why, they're practically paying ME for the car!"

Suspicious Lump
Mar 11, 2004

Volmarias posted:

A friend of mine, recently separated, told me that his ex's family all go to a tax preparer who gets them an absolute ton back in rebates. He does this by dramatically increasing their withholding. They love the guy for it and don't understand why my friend thinks that it's dumb, because LOOK AT ALL THE MONEY THEY'RE GETTING FROM THE GOVERNMENT!

It's like the people who hear "$1000 Cash Back" in an ad and think "why, they're practically paying ME for the car!"
hahaha wat.

Your friend is better without their partner.

Jack2142
Jul 17, 2014

Shitposting in Seattle

Volmarias posted:

A friend of mine, recently separated, told me that his ex's family all go to a tax preparer who gets them an absolute ton back in rebates. He does this by dramatically increasing their withholding. They love the guy for it and don't understand why my friend thinks that it's dumb, because LOOK AT ALL THE MONEY THEY'RE GETTING FROM THE GOVERNMENT!

It's like the people who hear "$1000 Cash Back" in an ad and think "why, they're practically paying ME for the car!"

I don't blame that CPA, the family is probably the type of client who yells at you when you try to do things the "right" way. He isn't being shady, just lazy which honestly is more amusing to me than nefarious.

Commissar Kayla posted:

My father in law worked for the IRS before he retired. When he was there, they had a quota per hour they were expected to make doing audits, so they went after rich people and people like this guy who clearly claimed waaaay too many deductions. I feel like funding more IRS auditors would actually result it net positive returns for the federal government, assuming they prioritize rich people, and ideally rich people who do not understand anything about tax law and don't have a CPA or a lawyer.

Admittedly this is bad and I will look for an article or study to back this up, but I distinctly remember in one of my tax courses at college the professor either having a study/article about how actually re-funding the IRS so they can actually function would be the fastest way to reduce the defecit, beyond any budget cuts or "tax reform".

Jack2142 fucked around with this message at 08:38 on Sep 11, 2017

SpelledBackwards
Jan 7, 2001

I found this image on the Internet, perhaps you've heard of it? It's been around for a while I hear.

Jack2142 posted:

I don't blame that CPA, the family is probably the type of client who yells at you when you try to do things the "right" way. He isn't being shady, just lazy which honestly is more amusing to me than nefarious.


Admittedly this is bad and I will look for an article or study to back this up, but I distinctly remember in one of my tax courses at college the professor either having a study/article about how actually re-funding the IRS so they can actually function would be the fastest way to reduce the defecit, beyond any budget cuts or "tax reform".

I guess better that than under-withholding, where the family instead thinks they're screwing the government on the front end, but could get instead end up with them owing underpayment penalties come tax day.

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

EMAIL... THE INTERNET... SEARCH ENGINES...

Jack2142 posted:

I don't blame that CPA, the family is probably the type of client who yells at you when you try to do things the "right" way. He isn't being shady, just lazy which honestly is more amusing to me than nefarious.


Based on what I heard, there's no reason to think that this person was certified in any way.

They also put his partner down as the co-owner of some random property a relative owned for some maybe legitimate reason. He could have hosed them over in the divorce but he took the high road.

John Smith
Feb 26, 2015

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

19 o'clock posted:

More BWT:

I play hockey with a...unique individual. He's a contractor and very sure of his worldview. He has boasted to me about his "amazing accountant who worked for the IRS".

He deducts EVERYTHING. I mean: groceries, rent, clothes, haircuts...you name it. His reasoning is that "[I] can't work if I don't eat, have a place to sleep, have clothing, etc." I've tried to explain that he's gonna burn hard for this. I'm chuffed to hear him say that I "don't know what I'm talking about." Not a wonder that his accountant doesn't work for the IRS anymore.

Shine on, you crazy diamond.
Offer him a bet. You call in the IRS to audit him, and if his deductions pass the mark, you pay him $500. Otherwise, he pays you $500. Third-party to hold the money. Tell him to put his money where his mouth is.

meat police
Nov 14, 2015

John Smith posted:

Offer him a bet. You call in the IRS to audit him, and if his deductions pass the mark, you pay him $500. Otherwise, he pays you $500. Third-party to hold the money. Tell him to put his money where his mouth is.

lmbo. It's just a friendly wager Officer, no extortion here.

Edit: you should go to the IRS to get a nice finders fee though.

John Smith
Feb 26, 2015

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

meat police posted:

lmbo. It's just a friendly wager Officer, no extortion here.

Edit: you should go to the IRS to get a nice finders fee though.
No, seriously. I structured it as a honest wager. If he is so drat self-confident as he claims to be, the contractor should have the balls to put his money where his mouth is.

Upside if he declines, is that you can mock him relentlessly.

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Hargrimm
Sep 22, 2011

W A R R E N
The IRS is already aware of hundreds of billions of dollars of evaded taxes that they can't afford the staff to investigate/enforce, I don't know that calling in a tip on a relatively small-time guy will even get an audit underway within the next decade. I suppose it's possible they do prioritize following up on tips to encourage other people to do it and get that whistleblower cash.

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