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Megabound
Oct 20, 2012

Jestery posted:

AUG THREAD: how much does this little person look like this other little person

AUG Thread: Surprisingly Heightist

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Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Megabound posted:

AUG Thread: Surprisingly Heightist

The Campaign for Equal Heights is going to have this thread shut down.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

For anyone who hasn't seen it before here's what's inside a bulldog:


Also be sure to visit skullsunlimited.com for all your skull needs. "Tired of getting limited when ordering skulls? Visit Skulls Unlimited."

Munchables
Feb 8, 2015

Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism

Wow, I would've thought they'd have legs or internal organs or something.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Munchables posted:

Wow, I would've thought they'd have legs or internal organs or something.

Nope, just a single orc skull.

Lord Ludikrous
Jun 7, 2008

Enjoy your tea...

Terrible and awkward metal vids eh?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qp9V2bpT1cI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EGbwm-6JT8o

Still think it might be a piss take, but Poe's Law etc.

Axeman Jim
Nov 21, 2010

The Canadians replied that they would rather ride a moose.
This on the other hand is deadly serious. This lot were signed to the same label as my old band. Yes, signed.

It's worth persevering with this because it gets dumber as it goes on.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aw2IuYYQCuo

Or if it's cringe you prefer there's this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tr3r1pgYm5c

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
I love the annual metal video binge. It reminds me of going to see my friend's metal band when I was like 20, only all these guys are in their 30's and 40's and are exactly the same. It's loving awesome.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

veni veni veni posted:

iphone ate is lookin good

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

Knormal posted:

For anyone who hasn't seen it before here's what's inside a bulldog:


Also be sure to visit skullsunlimited.com for all your skull needs. "Tired of getting limited when ordering skulls? Visit Skulls Unlimited."

"Kill... me..."

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Knormal posted:

For anyone who hasn't seen it before here's what's inside a bulldog:


Also be sure to visit skullsunlimited.com for all your skull needs. "Tired of getting limited when ordering skulls? Visit Skulls Unlimited."

It's so spoopy.

Foxhound
Sep 5, 2007

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology



In no interpretation is this not a pretty lovely thing to say.

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦
I'm having trouble parsing what they mean by "cub." A child?

LSD at the gangbang
Dec 27, 2009

Heath posted:

I'm having trouble parsing what they mean by "cub." A child?

Think of the creepy daddy/little phenomenon, but add furries to it.

Teddybear
May 16, 2009

Look! A teddybear doll!
It's soooo cute!


Heath posted:

I'm having trouble parsing what they mean by "cub." A child?

From most to least charitable, and without a proper filter or sense of code-switching in all instances:

1. They're into furry stuff, and they have an actual child in the Tampa area.

2. They're into furry stuff, and have a younger platonic friend who they like in the Tampa area.

3. They're into furry stuff and ageplay, and have a consenting adult partner who plays with them in the Tampa area.

4. gross no I don't wanna think about it ew

your friend a dog
Nov 2, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
wash away our sins, oh lord, wash us away

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


What are all these music videos doing in this thread anyway :confused:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOibIxl3dLo

The Door Frame
Dec 5, 2011

I don't know man everytime I go to the gym here there are like two huge dudes with raging high and tights snorting Nitro-tech off of each other's rock hard abs.

Musicians can be pretty good AUG material

Knormal posted:

For anyone who hasn't seen it before here's what's inside a bulldog:


Also be sure to visit skullsunlimited.com for all your skull needs. "Tired of getting limited when ordering skulls? Visit Skulls Unlimited."

How do bulldogs eat? I'm genuinely confused about the mechanics involved here, and cursory research seems to say that they have trouble eating dry food in general, preferring to swallow most things whole...
:smithfrog:

veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005


My friend's bulldog got into his food and ate the entire bag. Like 20-30 pounds or something. They had to take it in to get emergency surgery or get its stomach pumped or something because it couldn't move.

imandyyo
Mar 19, 2012

The original butt dial :grin:

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

veni veni veni posted:

That's not the guy who looks like Dinklage though. There was 4 dwarves in that video maybe you are thinking of the wrong one?

I literally forgot there was more than one person with dwarfism in the video, I am the idiot here. Mike Edmonds is the dude with the jester hat. The Internet doesn't seem to know who the other three people with dwarfism are.

Dissociative Donut
Oct 9, 2009

by Pragmatica
Well one of them is Dinklage

Wrestlepig
Feb 25, 2011

my mum says im cool

Toilet Rascal

text me a vag pic
May 18, 2007





Brazzers Crane

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


He looks like he knows exactly what to do with those tossed salad and scrambled eggs.

veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005


I prefer my Kelsey Grammer falling off a stage tyvm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UuQAEVLljF4

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

The Door Frame posted:


Musicians can be pretty good AUG material
So who's the punk rock potatoface here?

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

John Big Booty posted:

So who's the punk rock potatoface here?

They call him Didn't-Turn-on-his-Monitor-John Big Booty.

lilbeefer
Oct 4, 2004

I think it's the singer from Sum 41, who nearly died of alcoholism

The Door Frame
Dec 5, 2011

I don't know man everytime I go to the gym here there are like two huge dudes with raging high and tights snorting Nitro-tech off of each other's rock hard abs.
Deryck Whibley of Sum 41 fame https://youtu.be/CMX2lPum_pg

veni veni veni posted:

My friend's bulldog got into his food and ate the entire bag. Like 20-30 pounds or something. They had to take it in to get emergency surgery or get its stomach pumped or something because it couldn't move.

Tbf, that kinda sounds like something a lab would also do

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Jerry Cotton posted:

They call him Didn't-Turn-on-his-Monitor-John Big Booty.
y u cyberbully

Preoptopus
Aug 25, 2008

Три полоски,
три по три полоски
Requesting that video of the russian looking dude slapping his cock onto a synthasizer in his adidas pants with a chick in a one peice swim suit dancing next to him.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


The Door Frame posted:

Deryck Whibley of Sum 41 fame https://youtu.be/CMX2lPum_pg


Tbf, that kinda sounds like something a lab would also do

My stupid cat once ripped a hole in the kibble bag and fell asleep eating with his head still in the bag. Dude was round.

Cool Dad
Jun 15, 2007

It is always Friday night, motherfuckers

The Door Frame posted:




Tbf, that kinda sounds like something I would also do

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

Weldon Pemberton posted:

An old friend who was really into black/death/power metal used to share cheesy vids with me:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3uvf0cn0jo&t=186s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VBdAY8eA9w- this one is so bad (shot on shitteo and using props that look like they're from Party City) it's apparently a meme among metal fans even though the band is well-respected.

Hahaha. Actually knew what the second one was going to be before I clicked

LingcodKilla posted:

My stupid cat once ripped a hole in the kibble bag and fell asleep eating with his head still in the bag. Dude was round.

I thought cats stopped eating when they got full.

Wowporn
May 31, 2012

HarumphHarumphHarumph

Preoptopus posted:

Requesting that video of the russian looking dude slapping his cock onto a synthasizer in his adidas pants with a chick in a one peice swim suit dancing next to him.

Yeah same, probably

snoo
Jul 5, 2007




fickle poofterist posted:

I think it's the singer from Sum 41, who nearly died of alcoholism

he's doing better now and I'm really happy for him :unsmith:

Tim Whatley
Mar 28, 2010

Preoptopus posted:

Requesting that video of the russian looking dude slapping his cock onto a synthasizer in his adidas pants with a chick in a one peice swim suit dancing next to him.

Sorry you're going to have to narrow it down a little more

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Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost

Preoptopus posted:

Requesting that video of the russian looking dude slapping his cock onto a synthasizer in his adidas pants with a chick in a one peice swim suit dancing next to him.

Of all the things I've searched Google for, for thread content, this is actually where I draw the line.

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