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Alternate history Germany winning the war with nukes falls into the trap of most "Germans win" alternate history, namely that yeah of course Germany can win WW2 if its social structure and geopolitical situation are unrecognisable compared to reality. You need a hyper competent Germany (ie. no Nazis) with psychic powers to know that atomic weapons have actual potential enough to justify sinking like 10% of their military budget into them, then probably a situation in which they never attack the USSR and a negotiated peace with the Western Allies is realistic, making the concept of Germany winning "WW2" meaningless.
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ModernMajorGeneral posted:Alternate history Germany winning the war with nukes falls into the trap of most "Germans win" alternate history, namely that yeah of course Germany can win WW2 if its social structure and geopolitical situation are unrecognisable compared to reality. Yes, but what if-( Wehraboo wall of text)
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Ikasuhito posted:Yes, but what if-( Wehraboo wall of text) I just want you to know, I appreciated the term "Wehraboo".
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Also speaking of Nazi incompetence, we can't not mention the Ludendorff bridge.Wikipedia posted:A number of command changes in February and early March complicated German command of the Rhine crossings. Before the U.S. advance on the Rhine, the 22 road and 25 railroad bridges across the Rhine were the responsibility of the German Wehrkreis, or military districts. These soldiers did not report to an Army command but to the military arm of the Nazi Party, the Waffen-SS. During February, responsibility for the Ludendorff Bridge was transferred from Wehrkreis VI to Wehrkreis XII. In late February, German forces were reeling backwards and they had instituted a number of command changes to try to stem the Allied advance. Responsibility for the bridges, including the Ludendorff Bridge, was shifted to the Army, although the Wehrkreis officers tried to retain their command authority. The anti-aircraft units around the bridges did not report to the army, the Wehrkreis or the Waffen SS, but to the Luftwaffe. In the end the bridge was captured by the Americans, and it's agreed that the German failure to blow it up significantly shortened the war.
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Mikl posted:Also speaking of Nazi incompetence, we can't not mention the Ludendorff bridge.
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Mikl posted:Also speaking of Nazi incompetence, we can't not mention the Ludendorff bridge.
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A WW2 comedy movie would be a nice change of pace
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3 DONG HORSE posted:A WW2 comedy movie would be a nice change of pace On a similar note, If I ever become fabulously wealthy I'm gonna plow millions of dollars into an absurd comedic anti-epic film about the journey of the Russian Fleet to Tsushima.
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HannibalBarca posted:On a similar note, If I ever become fabulously wealthy I'm gonna plow millions of dollars into an absurd comedic anti-epic film about the journey of the Russian Fleet to Tsushima. Where they mistake British trawlers in the North Sea for Japanese torpedo boats. Fact is truly stranger than fiction.
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# ? Sep 11, 2017 20:14 |
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Sad King Billy posted:Where they mistake British trawlers in the North Sea for Japanese torpedo boats. Everything about that story is absurd. In addition to nearly starting a war with Britain, they also accidentally severed the trans-Atlantic telegraph cables off the coast of Spain. The Russian admiral was a hilarious figure, who would fire live ammunition (!) over the bows of his own ships (!!) when they veered off course, and would toss his binoculars overboard whenever he got angry (naturally, the crew ensured an entire crate of binoculars was provided to the flagship specifically for the Admiral to trash). He also eventually gave up on informing the admiralty of the route his ships were taking to the far east and refused to cooperate with the commander of the fleet he was slated to rendezvous with in the Pacific.
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# ? Sep 11, 2017 20:38 |
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Sad King Billy posted:Where they mistake British trawlers in the North Sea for Japanese torpedo boats. ...In the North Sea? How do you even do that? I can understand being paranoid, but they were literally thousands of kilometres away from Japanese waters
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Mikl posted:...In the North Sea? How do you even do that? I can understand being paranoid, but they were literally thousands of kilometres away from Japanese waters naturally, in addition to killing some British fishermen, some Russian ships opened fire on other Russian ships during the same incident as well
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HannibalBarca posted:naturally, in addition to killing some British fishermen, some Russian ships opened fire on other Russian ships during the same incident as well At the risk of someone chiming in to say "didnt happen", the internet's account of the Dogger Bank incident is hilarious... "Russian ships shot at each other: the cruisers Aurora and Dmitrii Donskoi were taken for Japanese warships and bombarded by seven battleships sailing in formation, damaging both ships and killing a chaplain and at least one sailor and severely wounding another. During the pandemonium, several Russian ships signalled torpedoes had hit them, and on board the battleship Borodino rumours spread that the ship was being boarded by the Japanese, with some crews donning life vests and lying prone on the deck, and others drawing cutlasses. More serious losses to both sides were only avoided by the extremely low quality of Russian gunnery, with the battleship Oryol reportedly firing more than 500 shells without hitting anything. After twenty minutes' firing the fishermen saw a blue light signal on one of the warships, the order to cease firing." Edit: It gets better... "From Vigo, the main Russian fleet then approached Tangiers, Morocco, and lost contact with the Kamchatka for several days. The Kamchatka eventually rejoined the fleet and claimed that she had engaged three Japanese warships and fired over 300 shells: the ships she had actually fired at were a Swedish merchantman, a German trawler, and a French schooner. " So had Russian gunnery been better, they would have damaged their own ships, and caused diplomatic incidents with Britain, Sweden, Germany, and France. Thats actually kind of impressive. Saint Celestine fucked around with this message at 21:24 on Sep 11, 2017 |
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Japan and Great Britain had a (defensive, multiparty) alliance at the time, Japan was a very major customer of British private shipbuilding interests, and the Japanese were loving in love with torpedo boats particularly at night, so it was not like, the absolute most insane thing that could have happened. There was some plausibility to the whole concept, probably more than it sounds like now in 2017. it was pretty crazy though, and like... realize your mistake eh
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I think I was reading some book about North Africa and during the chapter talking about the Italian army, it was stressed that the poor standard of education in the country was a primary reason they fared so poorly in battle. Something like ninety percent of soldiers conscripted from the countryside did not know the difference between left and right, and the underwhelming officer corps certainly wasnt up to the task of turning these raw recruits into quality fighting men. That figure always seemed a bit astonishing to me, but i'm from a much different world.
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Mikl posted:In the end the [Ludendorff] bridge was captured by the Americans, and it's agreed that the German failure to blow it up significantly shortened the war. That seems like an extremely dubious claim, given that the Soviets were 70 km from Berlin a month before the bridge was captured.
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HannibalBarca posted:Everything about that story is absurd. In addition to nearly starting a war with Britain, they also accidentally severed the trans-Atlantic telegraph cables off the coast of Spain. The Russian admiral was a hilarious figure, who would fire live ammunition (!) over the bows of his own ships (!!) when they veered off course, and would toss his binoculars overboard whenever he got angry (naturally, the crew ensured an entire crate of binoculars was provided to the flagship specifically for the Admiral to trash). He also eventually gave up on informing the admiralty of the route his ships were taking to the far east and refused to cooperate with the commander of the fleet he was slated to rendezvous with in the Pacific. As a note regarding this, the person who organized said reinforcing ship was the same person the admiral of the initial fleet had kicked out of the fleet after the trawler incident. So in essence, the admiral had used the trawler incident to remove a captain he really didn't like from the fleet (a petty act) and, after being put in charge or organizing reinforcements, said captain proceeded to choose all the oldest and most derelict "warships" he could get away with as part of said reinforcing fleet (somehow an even pettier act). As an added note of black humor, they were met with a naval supply ship while docked in Madagascar. This lifted spirits, because one thing the fleet needed was more shells, since a large percentage of the fleet's total had been expended against those terrible trawlers. So of course the supply ship wasn't carrying those. No, instead it helpfully delivered to the fleet 12,000 pairs of fur boots and a matching number of winter coats. In Madagascar. In spring.
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HannibalBarca posted:Everything about that story is absurd. In addition to nearly starting a war with Britain, they also accidentally severed the trans-Atlantic telegraph cables off the coast of Spain. The Russian admiral was a hilarious figure, who would fire live ammunition (!) over the bows of his own ships (!!) when they veered off course, and would toss his binoculars overboard whenever he got angry (naturally, the crew ensured an entire crate of binoculars was provided to the flagship specifically for the Admiral to trash). He also eventually gave up on informing the admiralty of the route his ships were taking to the far east and refused to cooperate with the commander of the fleet he was slated to rendezvous with in the Pacific. Saint Celestine posted:At the risk of someone chiming in to say "didnt happen", the internet's account of the Dogger Bank incident is hilarious... Lord Koth posted:As a note regarding this, the person who organized said reinforcing ship was the same person the admiral of the initial fleet had kicked out of the fleet after the trawler incident. So in essence, the admiral had used the trawler incident to remove a captain he really didn't like from the fleet (a petty act) and, after being put in charge or organizing reinforcements, said captain proceeded to choose all the oldest and most derelict "warships" he could get away with as part of said reinforcing fleet (somehow an even pettier act). There was no way the Russians ever had even the slightest chance of winning the Battle of Tsushima. zetamind2000 fucked around with this message at 01:22 on Sep 12, 2017 |
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I wrote a paper on the battle of the Tsushima straights for a 4th year Russian History class tl;dr the Russians were totally hosed from the moment they left port. Outclassed in every conceivable fashion by the Japanese in quality of ships, quality of gunnery, quality of command. Add to that a totally insane voyage from the Baltic to Japan, and you have the most one-sided naval encounter since Manilla Bay.
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RZApublican posted:
“Yesterday I began to prepare for battle. My preparations were very simple. I opened a trunk, and without more ado thrust in everything—icons, letters, and photographs of you.” - Eugene S. Politovsky, Engineer-in-Chief, Second Pacific Squadron, in a letter to his wife You can read about him here: http://www.allworldwars.com/From-Libau-to-Tsushima-by-Eugene-Politovsky.html
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Lakedaimon posted:I think I was reading some book about North Africa and during the chapter talking about the Italian army, it was stressed that the poor standard of education in the country was a primary reason they fared so poorly in battle. Something like ninety percent of soldiers conscripted from the countryside did not know the difference between left and right, and the underwhelming officer corps certainly wasnt up to the task of turning these raw recruits into quality fighting men. That figure always seemed a bit astonishing to me, but i'm from a much different world. This feels a bit dubious to me. They're from the Italian countryside, not Middle-Earth. I'd understand certain difficulties with practical literacy and numeracy, or certain mathematical functions, but incapability to differentiate between left and right strains credulity.
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# ? Sep 12, 2017 01:54 |
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Romel did say that Italian soldiers were courageous fighting men, it was that their officers were terrible.
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# ? Sep 12, 2017 03:26 |
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Bugger off! Here we go again! What's this? Betty's? With FIGHTER SUPPORT? Its a Miracle! Praise be the Emperor. We lose three planes, but that's a nice sized tanker on fire! Twice in one day? And a confirmed kill? Its Xmas already, isn't it. The AA gunners here do a great job! Things look a but bloodier here compared to the main screens, but they often do. We got a good kill though!
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David Corbett posted:This feels a bit dubious to me. They're from the Italian countryside, not Middle-Earth. I'd understand certain difficulties with practical literacy and numeracy, or certain mathematical functions, but incapability to differentiate between left and right strains credulity. Maybe the soldiers felt Italian fascism confused the boundaries between left-wing and right-wing politics, and it got lost in translation
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David Corbett posted:This feels a bit dubious to me. They're from the Italian countryside, not Middle-Earth. I'd understand certain difficulties with practical literacy and numeracy, or certain mathematical functions, but incapability to differentiate between left and right strains credulity. I'll have to see if the book is still at my folks house. In the meantime I did already find this quote from a different book: "Many Italian recruits were so unlettered that drill instructors tied bandannas around their left arms to teach them left from right". Maybe its just a cultural thing where that kind of distinction wasnt really necessary on the farm.
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# ? Sep 12, 2017 05:38 |
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Marching in step is really weird if you're not used to ever coordinating yourself.
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# ? Sep 12, 2017 06:27 |
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Nah, it was just language issues. Italian dialects are wild, and they were still in full force in the '40s. Yes, to the point that "left" and "right" wouldn't have clear analogues
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David Corbett posted:This feels a bit dubious to me. They're from the Italian countryside, not Middle-Earth. I'd understand certain difficulties with practical literacy and numeracy, or certain mathematical functions, but incapability to differentiate between left and right strains credulity. It's probably another "gee" and "haw" situation. That supposedly cropped up in the ACW when farm boys who were used to yelling at mules had to do formation drill. e. BUG JUG posted:This would be a fascinating mod. I've flown the IL-2 campaign all the way to Berlin. Going the other way in Stukas up to 410s would probably also be awesome.
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Saint Celestine posted:At the risk of someone chiming in to say "didnt happen", the internet's account of the Dogger Bank incident is hilarious... Aurora BTW would survive the war, become rather famous in the October/Communist revolution, as firing the shot signaling the start of the Bolshevik coup against the Provisional Government. It's still around as a museum ship, too (after extensive repairs, and even apparently being raised after being sunk at dock in WWII?) --- wikipedia pic:
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Slim Jim Pickens posted:Nah, it was just language issues. Italian dialects are wild, and they were still in full force in the '40s. Yes, to the point that "left" and "right" wouldn't have clear analogues Exactly, its not that these people were extremely backwards, its that officers would be speaking Italian (Italian as you would expect it and hear it today), and some fellow from a random village would be speaking a dialect that would have differences with someone who came from the next few towns over, let alone another province or region. Officers are either going to be from an aristocratic/rich background, or from upper-middle class urban areas. In either case, they're not going to be speaking the same thing that a farmhand is used to communicate in. There was a massive disconnect in communications between those giving orders and those receiving them, which certainly didn't help. Conscription in Italy was actually really useful in terms of teaching Italian and improving literacy. Television was a big factor in suppressing dialects, as people would speak "standard" Italian on it. Even today you can find differences in what people speak as Italian throughout Italy, and you can legitimately not understand things if you speak to people who are really old or live in an area were there are still strong local languages/dialects.
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OddObserver posted:Aurora BTW would survive the war, become rather famous in the October/Communist revolution, as firing the shot signaling the start of the Bolshevik coup against the Provisional Government. Quite a bit of French influence in that design. I'd like to check it out at some point.
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11 September 1943 US destroyer Rowan, sank rapidly after being torpedoed by E-boats off Salerno. Japanese minesweeper W.16, mined south of Makassar. The Italian squadron that had remained behind to rescue survivors of the Roma attempted to deposit the survivors at the Balearic ports of Port Mahon and Pollensa, but were refused by Spanish authorities. The light cruiser Attilio Regolo had sufficient fuel to proceed to Gibraltar but the six accompanying escorts did not. Three destroyers, Mitragliere, Fuciliere, and Carabiniere, were interned at Port Mahon. The torpedo boat Orsa was interned at Pollensa; the torpedo boat Pegaso and escort destroyer Impetuoso were scuttled there rather than be interned. The Italian torpedo boats T.6 and T.8 had originally been built between 1912 and 1915 for the Austro-Hungarian navy, then transferred to Yugoslavia, and seized by Italy in 1941. The former was scuttled off Rimini on account of lacking fuel to reach an Allied port. The latter was sunk near Dubrovnik by German air attack. Italian destroyer Quentino Sella, torpedoed by German E-boat south of Venice. Italian warships captured by German forces: Old cruiser Cattaro, at Pola; renamed Niobe. Torpedo boats Giuseppe la Masa and Partenope, under repair at Naples, where they remained when the Allies captured the city. Corvette Vespa, sabotaged at Pozzuoli and repaired by the Germans at Genoa. Minelayer Viesti, at Naples; scuttled when the Allies captured the city.
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quote:No, instead it helpfully delivered to the fleet 12,000 pairs of fur boots and a matching number of winter coats. In Madagascar. In spring. The linked diary seems to blame perfidious Albion for that; says they wouldn't let them ship munitions through Suez.
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Seeing that pic of the Aurora makes me wonder if there are any pre-dreadnaught battleships hanging around anywhere as museums?
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Murgos posted:Seeing that pic of the Aurora makes me wonder if there are any pre-dreadnaught battleships hanging around anywhere as museums? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japanese_battleship_Mikasa If I ever make it out to Japan...
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Murgos posted:Seeing that pic of the Aurora makes me wonder if there are any pre-dreadnaught battleships hanging around anywhere as museums? One. efb, maybe I should refresh before replying next time.
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I think there's a full-size ironclad-with-sails somewhere. Probably would only class as a cruiser in size though.
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goatface posted:I think there's a full-size ironclad-with-sails somewhere. Probably would only class as a cruiser in size though. You thinking of the HMS Warrior? There's also the USS Olympia, though it's only a protected cruiser.
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Acebuckeye13 posted:You thinking of the HMS Warrior? Yes. With proper muzzle loading cannons for old fashioned broadsides and everything. e: It's bigger than I thought it was. ~9kt for the mid 19th century is meaty. goatface fucked around with this message at 00:42 on Sep 13, 2017 |
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Should've saved the Goeben...
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