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a kitten: Aug 5, 2006

Visual metaphors? I don't think they exist.

# ? Sep 11, 2017 00:27

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# ? May 9, 2024 08:54

Ferrule: Feb 23, 2007; Yo!

Pacra posted:

Can't believe we would have to spell this out, but -
- Nightcrawler is obviously naked
- Wolverine's gaze is crotch level
- Aforementioned beer bottle erection placement
- The position of the two and the camera angle is a classic porn cover setup

- The muscles/veins on Wolverine's left arm look like a dick

# ? Sep 11, 2017 02:10

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.

# ? Sep 11, 2017 02:14

Dillbag: Mar 4, 2007; Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces; Nap Ghost

Goffer posted:

Also maybe that finger circle game that the naked nightcrawler is doing? (Bad cheeseburger nsfw link ref - http://cheezburger.com/7939558912)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zq5-6PkVGCg

# ? Sep 11, 2017 02:28

lllllllllllllllllll: Feb 28, 2010; Now the scene's lighting is perfect!

I guess most people know this, but here it is anyway.

# ? Sep 11, 2017 08:04

ConfusedUs: Feb 24, 2004; Bees?
You want fucking bees?
Here you go!
ROLL INITIATIVE!!

I really like Injustice Harley. Not just that scene, but her characterization as a broken person trying really hard to be better.

# ? Sep 11, 2017 14:30

Gaz-L: Jan 28, 2009

ConfusedUs posted:

I really like Injustice Harley. Not just that scene, but her characterization as a broken person trying really hard to be better.

She may be the best version of the character, honestly. It always makes me smile when I see the Injustice 2 version with the bat symbol on her jacket. Mostly because, Red Hood idiocy aside, that symbol means something, and Bruce wouldn't let her wear it if he didn't believe in her. So it symbolises both how far she's come, how hard she's worked to process and live with her trauma, and also says a lot about the Injustice-verse Batman and how much he DOES believe in redemption.

# ? Sep 11, 2017 14:36

Philippe: Aug 9, 2013; (she/her)

I like her chemistry with Ollie. Boy, I sure am glad that Green Arrow lives to the very end of the comic book series!

# ? Sep 11, 2017 16:00

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

https://twitter.com/calamityjon/status/907135394264657920

I knew about the horse and the cousincest, but here's a new one.

# ? Sep 11, 2017 19:28

TenCentFang: Sep 5, 2017; by Nyc_Tattoo

Did someone say fetishes in comic books? The Claremont signal is lit!

# ? Sep 11, 2017 21:14

Senior Woodchuck: Aug 29, 2006; When you're lost out there and you're all alone, a light is waiting to carry you home

It's been 25 years since I read this story, and I'm still waiting for an explanation on why THESE were the clothes the Morlocks had lying around:

# ? Sep 11, 2017 23:44

A Strange Aeon: Mar 26, 2010; You are now a slimy little toad; The Great Twist

Senior Woodchuck posted:

It's been 25 years since I read this story, and I'm still waiting for an explanation on why THESE were the clothes the Morlocks had lying around:

Did they ever release a Bondage Xavier action figure?

# ? Sep 11, 2017 23:54

prefect: Sep 11, 2001; No one, Woodhouse.
No one.; Dead Man’s Band

Senior Woodchuck posted:

It's been 25 years since I read this story, and I'm still waiting for an explanation on why THESE were the clothes the Morlocks had lying around:

Did they pierce his ears?

# ? Sep 11, 2017 23:56

Takezio: Nov 7, 2011

Senior Woodchuck posted:

It's been 25 years since I read this story, and I'm still waiting for an explanation on why THESE were the clothes the Morlocks had lying around:

That is a very polite and friendly pillow.

# ? Sep 12, 2017 00:02

Keeshhound: Jan 14, 2010; Mad Duck Swagger

Two things; did someone fix Xavier's back again? And while I'm 100% in favor of more superheros adopting Lord Humongous' fashion line, I have to admit the forehead belt is puzzling to me.

# ? Sep 12, 2017 00:26

gimme the GOD DAMN candy: Jul 1, 2007

it's not a recent comic so normally you'd just assume that it happened during one of the many periods where xavier could walk

# ? Sep 12, 2017 00:48

Cabbit: Jul 19, 2001; _{Is that everything you have?}

prefect posted:

Did they pierce his ears?

Probably just ear cuffs. I have a few, they're nice if you want some ear jewelry but are a colossal wuss like me.

# ? Sep 12, 2017 01:26

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

TenCentFang posted:

Did someone say fetishes in comic books? The Claremont signal is lit!

So I wasn't imagining the weirdness surrounding Kitty Pryde during this time period? She seemed to phase out of her clothes on a regular basis when Claremont was writing.
And was also the occasional victim of vore.

# ? Sep 12, 2017 01:37

Ygolonac

Nov 26, 2007

pre:

*************
CLUTCH  NIXON
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The Hero We Need

They should have left off the mid-chest horizontal strap and then they'd have a new X-branded uniform.

Semi-related (crap image, I have a better one but I know not where)

Entirely unrelated but gently caress it I found it again and it deserves to be reposted.

# ? Sep 12, 2017 01:45

ManiacClown: May 30, 2002; Gone, gone, O honky man,
And rise the M.C. Etrigan!

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

it's not a recent comic so normally you'd just assume that it happened during one of the many periods where xavier could walk

I'm just about to the point of assuming that about any period even if I see him in a wheelchair.

# ? Sep 12, 2017 02:26

A Strange Aeon: Mar 26, 2010; You are now a slimy little toad; The Great Twist

This Xavier talk reminded me he's the Juggernaut's brother. Are there any other kind of dumb relationships like that?

# ? Sep 12, 2017 02:37

Synthbuttrange: May 6, 2007

A Strange Aeon posted:

This Xavier talk reminded me he's the Juggernaut's brother. Are there any other kind of dumb relationships like that?

Everything Summers.

# ? Sep 12, 2017 02:42

Kramjacks: Jul 5, 2007

A Strange Aeon posted:

This Xavier talk reminded me he's the Juggernaut's brother. Are there any other kind of dumb relationships like that?

It's comic books so yeah, there's a lot.

# ? Sep 12, 2017 02:43

GPTribefan: Jul 2, 2007; Something witty yet inspirational about the Cleveland Indians

A Strange Aeon posted:

This Xavier talk reminded me he's the Juggernaut's brother. Are there any other kind of dumb relationships like that?

Step-brother.

Every time I think about the Juggernaut, I think of what he looked like in his first appearance or two vs what he turned into in the 90s. Skinny dude who had armor into the Hulk on steroids with a bodysuit.

# ? Sep 12, 2017 03:06

Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

GPTribefan posted:

Step-brother.

Every time I think about the Juggernaut, I think of what he looked like in his first appearance or two vs what he turned into in the 90s. Skinny dude who had armor into the Hulk on steroids with a bodysuit.

They should bring back his exposed legs.

We need more man gams in comics.

And it's cool his costume has changed so little since his debut. Just gave him pants.

# ? Sep 12, 2017 04:03

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

They really only changed how muscular his arms were drawn - he was big in his first appearances. One might say, too big for his britches.

# ? Sep 12, 2017 04:06

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Synthbuttrange posted:

Everything Summers.

The only family tree that needs a Z axis.

# ? Sep 12, 2017 04:12

Mr. Maltose: Feb 16, 2011; The Guffless Girlverine

Skwirl posted:

The only family tree that needs a Z axis.

Pretty sure the Allens and Wests used to need one, too.

# ? Sep 12, 2017 04:31

Open Marriage Night: Sep 18, 2009; "Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"

I'm pretty sure that the Juggernaut and the Destroyer debuted the same month. Probably the two most popular unstoppable punch machines.

# ? Sep 12, 2017 04:42

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Mr. Maltose posted:

Pretty sure the Allens and Wests used to need one, too.

Aren't they all from different points on what's hypothetically the same timeline? The Summers include siblings from explicitly contradictory timelines and sometimes alternate versions of the same person at the same time.

What's the extra axis mathematicians use to describe stuff that's more than 3 dimensional? That's what the Summers/Grey need.

# ? Sep 12, 2017 04:55

Keromaru5: Dec 28, 2012; Pictured: The Wolf Of Gubbio (probably)

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Skwirl posted:

The only family tree that needs a Z axis.

Don't forget the Richards are involved, too, via Hyperstorm: son of Franklin Richards and Rachel Summers from an alternate future.

# ? Sep 12, 2017 05:08

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

I imagine the Summer's family tree is like Charles II of Spain's, but with time travel instead of inbreeding.

# ? Sep 12, 2017 05:11

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Keromaru5 posted:

Don't forget the Richards are involved, too, via Hyperstorm: son of Franklin Richards and Rachel Summers from an alternate future.

And that has to be a different Rachel Summers than the one that's hanging around in 616. But Adult Franklin is a reality manipulator on par with any of the other ones, so that just gets way too confusing.

# ? Sep 12, 2017 05:11

A Strange Aeon: Mar 26, 2010; You are now a slimy little toad; The Great Twist

Where did all the Summers goofiness start? At face value, Cyclops and his power and personality do not seem to warrant such confusing timelines and family stuff at all. I remember even in the X-men cartoon, Mr. Sinister especially wants Summers DNA for some reason.

# ? Sep 12, 2017 11:29

Lurdiak: Feb 26, 2006; I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.

I think Claremont started it.

# ? Sep 12, 2017 11:33

MikeJF: Dec 20, 2003

Skwirl posted:

Aren't they all from different points on what's hypothetically the same timeline? The Summers include siblings from explicitly contradictory timelines and sometimes alternate versions of the same person at the same time.

What's the extra axis mathematicians use to describe stuff that's more than 3 dimensional? That's what the Summers/Grey need.

I think in this case we can delve into i numbers.

# ? Sep 12, 2017 11:33

Grendels Dad: Mar 5, 2011; Popular culture has passed you by.

A Strange Aeon posted:

Where did all the Summers goofiness start? At face value, Cyclops and his power and personality do not seem to warrant such confusing timelines and family stuff at all. I remember even in the X-men cartoon, Mr. Sinister especially wants Summers DNA for some reason.

His space pirate father must have been a huge step.

# ? Sep 12, 2017 11:43

purple death ray: Jul 28, 2007; me omw 2 steal ur girl

I think a combination of space pirate father and once Jean started coming back from the dead regularly, most of the wackiness started with her death and Madeline Pryor showing up looking like a clone of Jean and then you started to get a whole bunch of time-lost kids like Rachel as Phoenix in Excalibur, and Cable and Stryfe. At that point there's so many clones and time travel and poo poo happening that future writers just took that ball and ran with it.

The Summers tree would not be what it is if Jean wasn't involved. Cyclops himself is kind of incidental to the whole thing.

# ? Sep 12, 2017 12:38

Rochallor: Apr 23, 2010; ふっっっっっっっっっっっっｃｋ

purple death ray posted:

I think a combination of space pirate father and once Jean started coming back from the dead regularly, most of the wackiness started with her death and Madeline Pryor showing up looking like a clone of Jean and then you started to get a whole bunch of time-lost kids like Rachel as Phoenix in Excalibur, and Cable and Stryfe. At that point there's so many clones and time travel and poo poo happening that future writers just took that ball and ran with it.

The Summers tree would not be what it is if Jean wasn't involved. Cyclops himself is kind of incidental to the whole thing.

Inferno is probably the boiling point, since that's where Mr. Sinister gets involved on both sides of the family tree.

Skwirl posted:

And that has to be a different Rachel Summers than the one that's hanging around in 616. But Adult Franklin is a reality manipulator on par with any of the other ones, so that just gets way too confusing.

I feel like it's mentioned somewhere, maybe in Excalibur, that Rachel Summers is unique across all timelines. There's only ever one Rachel Summers/Grey/Grey-Summers.

# ? Sep 12, 2017 13:33

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# ? May 9, 2024 08:54

Vonnie: Sep 13, 2011

The podcast Jay And Miles X-plain the X-Men has gone into the Summers family tree a few times as well as Mr. Sinister's preoccupation with Summers DNA.

# ? Sep 12, 2017 14:04

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