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Sep 12, 2017 06:24
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Let's not jump to conclusions, maybe RealityKings.com helps finance Ted and that was a part of the contract. No big deal just business, billboard ads are coming next however.
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Sep 12, 2017 06:24
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im not surprised the zodiac killer jerks it out
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Sep 12, 2017 06:27
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Olive Garden tonight! posted:ted cruz jacked off on 9/11 if you don't jack off a minimum of nine but a maximum of eleven times on 9/11 then you are dead to me
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Sep 12, 2017 06:28
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Palpek posted:No big deal just business, billboard ads are coming next Actually you'll find that's my pal Ted's job
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Sep 12, 2017 06:28
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https://twitter.com/Bro_Pair/status/907474426039476225
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Sep 12, 2017 06:29
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Jerk It Out by the Cruzers https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4B1ZQcbSvdU
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Sep 12, 2017 06:30
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Oh whoops I was in cspam trump thread mode, got confused my bad
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Sep 12, 2017 06:31
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FirstAidKite posted:Oh whoops I was in cspam trump thread mode, got confused my bad Honestly, at this point, who can blame ya
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Sep 12, 2017 06:32
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what genres do you think ted likes. he strikes me as the kind of guy who likes porn with long-winded stories. full on lord of the rings with fuckin, or die hardon brah jus cruise v so palpek's vote is "roach aliens ovipositing human women" duly noted
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Sep 12, 2017 06:33
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Ted Cruz's porn tweet is just a part of a spin campaign trying to convince people that he's a human being.
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Sep 12, 2017 06:34
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Palpek posted:Ted Cruz's porn tweet is just a part of a spin campaign trying to convince people that he's a human being. looking at porn on twitter, the thing humans do
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Sep 12, 2017 06:34
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corn in the bible posted:looking at porn on twitter, the thing humans do
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Sep 12, 2017 06:37
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The White Dragon posted:what genres do you think ted likes. he strikes me as the kind of guy who likes porn with long-winded stories. full on lord of the rings with fuckin, or die hardon So you're saying ted cruz owns a copy of that one porn pirates of the caribbean movie that had a high enough budget and production value that they made a separate cut without the porn scenes and released it as its own direct-to-video pirate movie?
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Sep 12, 2017 06:37
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maybe ted cruz's fetish is twitter
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Sep 12, 2017 06:38
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hahahahaha he just deleted it WHOOOPS
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Sep 12, 2017 06:38
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"If the Caligula of Video Games was Knack 1, then the Caligula 2 of Video Games must be Knack 2." Wait, that's not right.
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Sep 12, 2017 06:39
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Maybe Ted Cruz has actually been scouring the internet to try and find the Piss Tape so he can finally take down Trump, though like every Werner Herzog protagonist he has been done in by his own obsessive quest.
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Sep 12, 2017 06:40
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Which politician do you think loves a serbian film
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Sep 12, 2017 06:40
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FirstAidKite posted:Which politician do you think loves a serbian film Željko Ražnatović
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Sep 12, 2017 06:41
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FirstAidKite posted:Which politician do you think loves a serbian film tulsi gabbard which politician do you think likes viper gts Fur20 fucked around with this message at 06:47 on Sep 12, 2017 |
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Sep 12, 2017 06:45
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I wonder if he's going to act like nothing happened or will there be an extremely cringeworthy statement because his advisors will be like 'you need to face this head on'.
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Sep 12, 2017 06:46
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Also that awkward day after at the office.
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Sep 12, 2017 06:48
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Palpek posted:Also that awkward day after at the office. "morning boss, so, uh, blondes get you froggy huh"
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Sep 12, 2017 06:50
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precision posted:I wish twitter would die already Twitter has legit done more good than like 90% of the rest if the web combined. It's also done about the same amount of awful as the same 90% but that still puts it up for deletions after that other stuff.
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Sep 12, 2017 06:52
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Ted Cruz: Hey guys, just arrived from home andThe White Dragon posted:which politician do you think likes viper gts Joe Biden
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Sep 12, 2017 06:52
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Also I beat the new Uncharted and it is real real good but will convince pretty no one that doesn't like the series
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Sep 12, 2017 06:53
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I played Uncharted 2 once and remember almost nothing about it.
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Sep 12, 2017 06:55
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homeless snail posted:its like jerking off to a telegram
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Sep 12, 2017 06:56
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Raxivace posted:I played Uncharted 2 once and remember almost nothing about it. Really? It had a bunch if cool moments.
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Sep 12, 2017 06:56
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Raxivace posted:I played Uncharted 2 once and remember almost nothing about it. Nathan Drake is a very bad man and should not be sympathized with. That's all you really need to know.
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Sep 12, 2017 06:57
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glam rock hamhock posted:Also I beat the new Uncharted and it is real real good but will convince pretty no one that doesn't like the series
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Sep 12, 2017 06:57
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glam rock hamhock posted:Really? It had a bunch if cool moments. Yeah. It just seemed to be at that weird intersection between competently made but also kind of an unremarkable experience overall IMO.
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Sep 12, 2017 06:58
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Don't play the rest of them because 2 is the zenith of the series.
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Sep 12, 2017 07:10
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The Uncharted games (and The Last of Us) are truly amazing technological marvels. As video games they're also pretty great, including Uncharted 3 which despite imo being the worst one is still better than most third person shooters by a country mile.
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Sep 12, 2017 07:14
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Palpek posted:I love the series so I'm looking forward to it. I didn't like it quite as much as 4, but I seem to be one of the few people that seem to like the down time in the games and U4 had great quiet moments . This one doesn't have all that much down time other than puzzles (which are mostly actual puzzles) It was still pretty fantastic though. The giant open area is great, Chloe and Nadine are great characters, the set pieces rule and the combat is pretty much how it was in U4 with a few new fun weapons. Plus it even has a Thelma and Louise trophy for driving straight off a cliff
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Sep 12, 2017 07:23
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I enjoyed all of them except for 1. 2,3,4 is a solid trilogy.
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Sep 12, 2017 07:24
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Ometeotl posted:Don't play the rest of them because 2 is the zenith of the series. 2's multi was by far my favourite. They went too far with in game purchases with 3 and 4  They're all worth playing though, shame about UC3's butchered story.
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Sep 12, 2017 07:43
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Why was crash team racing called crash team racing if it had nothing to do with team racing?
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Technically it does have stuff to do with team racing! The good guy characters have blue special fx and the bad guy characters are red! Crash Tag Team Racing lives up to its name better though.
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