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Buzkashi posted:Yeah, she confirms in the text that she'd seen someone post a similar story and was stunned when it happened to her as well Cant wait to see that domestic abuse warning poster around schools.
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Two things this thread has taught me: * Getting married before you're 25 is a horrible, horrible mistake * People have really low standards
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# ? Sep 12, 2017 15:44 |
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:you mean to say the guy who's plainly struggling to make his gimmick "unfunny contrarian idiot" so he can rise to the posting level of ArbC and reap his bounty of negative attention is wrong about something It's a competitive industry but the rewards are so worth it.
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# ? Sep 12, 2017 15:45 |
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If you get married before they could have had their schizophrenic break youre the gambler.
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# ? Sep 12, 2017 15:46 |
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:you mean to say the guy who's plainly struggling to make his gimmick "unfunny contrarian idiot" so he can rise to the posting level of ArbC and reap his bounty of negative attention is wrong about something sorry, stand your ground doesn't apply to pee. if she'd hit him to escape she'd have a case
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Clark Nova posted:A similar story was posted. This could be a completely different abusive rear end in a top hat. uh wasn't the first story about a woman who refused to use a restroom outside of her home so hard that she begged her SO to leave a social event early so she could pee? i don't remember him being an "abusive rear end in a top hat" in that one but it's very possible i'm thinking of another one
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# ? Sep 12, 2017 15:58 |
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food court bailiff posted:uh wasn't the first story about a woman who refused to use a restroom outside of her home so hard that she begged her SO to leave a social event early so she could pee? i don't remember him being an "abusive rear end in a top hat" in that one but it's very possible i'm thinking of another one I think that's somehow a third different story about someone pissing themselves in the car that we've seen in this thread.
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# ? Sep 12, 2017 16:00 |
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Buzkashi posted:Yeah, she confirms in the text that she'd seen someone post a similar story and was stunned when it happened to her as well Haha, what a cool coincidence. It's so cool when men treat women like dogs who can collect salaries and clean the house. food court bailiff posted:uh wasn't the first story about a woman who refused to use a restroom outside of her home so hard that she begged her SO to leave a social event early so she could pee? i don't remember him being an "abusive rear end in a top hat" in that one but it's very possible i'm thinking of another one The one I remember, she asked the guy multiple times to stop the car somewhere with a bathroom, or eventually, just anywhere (it was a wooded area).
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Danaru posted:I think that's somehow a third different story about someone pissing themselves in the car that we've seen in this thread. I want to say there was also a fourth story, where a woman was upset because her SO would pee his own pants rather than stopping.
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# ? Sep 12, 2017 16:06 |
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They make diapers for adults, these women are overreacting
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# ? Sep 12, 2017 16:09 |
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fruit on the bottom posted:They make diapers for adults, these women are overreacting And like Tang, Astronauts love them.
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Danaru posted:I think that's somehow a third different story about someone pissing themselves in the car that we've seen in this thread. there've been at least three, one with the "can't piss where other people might hear" girl and one where they were on a long road trip, and also a version where it was diarrhea it does a body good to see GBS has passed the torch
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# ? Sep 12, 2017 16:10 |
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food court bailiff posted:uh wasn't the first story about a woman who refused to use a restroom outside of her home so hard that she begged her SO to leave a social event early so she could pee? i don't remember him being an "abusive rear end in a top hat" in that one but it's very possible i'm thinking of another one This was the "I sharted myself" one. It turned out she refused multiple offers of a restroom before getting in the car and had a bizarre rule that she would not carry her own drink at a party. Ever.
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# ? Sep 12, 2017 16:19 |
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Pick posted:Me [24M] with my ex-wfe [24F] she just ended a relationship of 9 years Did this guy major in manual labor or something? How the hell do you graduate college and still be this stupid/illiterate?
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LeafHouse posted:Did this guy major in manual labor or something? How the hell do you graduate college and still be this stupid/illiterate? Take out $40,000 in loans? piss and letting your partner do pointlessly lovely things to you against your express wishes because gently caress you are the bread and butter of /r/relationships My [27M] fiancée [28f] (together 3 years) invited my biological mother [52f] to our wedding despite her knowing that I have no relationship with her and did not want her invited quote:Long story short, I have no relationship with my biological mother (BM). My parents divorced when I was 8 due to my mother's repeated infidelity. My parents had joint custody until I was 10 when my mother went off the rails. She put me in several dangerous situations and my father had sole custody from then. My father remarried my step mother, who I love and consider my real/only mother, when I was 13. I tried to reconcile with BM in the past but I have no love for her nor do I have any relationship with her. She has tried to steal money from me, among other things, to illustrate why I don't speak with her. (Yes I have been in therapy for my relationship with BM) Since my father died 3 years ago, my stepmother has been my only parent. I have an amazing relationship with my stepmother and my half siblings. A Wizard of Goatse fucked around with this message at 16:28 on Sep 12, 2017 |
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:Take out $40,000 in loans?
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# ? Sep 12, 2017 16:31 |
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Me [26F] with my Ex [29M] of 2 months. I told him it was over when I refused to pee in a bottle for him and he will not leave me alone.quote:I started dating a guy I met from tinder about 2 months ago. In the beginning it was fun. We went out a lot and did romantic stuff. A Wizard of Goatse fucked around with this message at 16:37 on Sep 12, 2017 |
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:My [27M] fiancée [28f] (together 3 years) invited my biological mother [52f] to our wedding despite her knowing that I have no relationship with her and did not want her invited Good news, when you cancel the wedding at this point youll get a good chunk of your money back still.
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:Me [26F] with my Ex [29M] of 2 months. I told him it was over when I refused to pee in a bottle for him and he will not leave me alone. That man is looking for a piano as we speak.
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# ? Sep 12, 2017 16:43 |
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imagine the kind of life you'd have to lead to look at that guy and think "yeah I'll let him rawdog me with no birth control, repeatedly"
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Should I (23f) be concerned that my bf (25m) is suddenly spending all his free time with a gay guy (21m)?quote:Ok, so this is about the last situation I ever thought I'd find myself in. To start my bf is freaking adorable. He's got dimples, blond hair and blue eyes. He's also got this sexy southern thing going on. He's from middle of no where Alabama and he's got the accent to prove it. Let's call him Dean. quote:This is what I'm hoping but I really do have my doubts. Dean really reminds me of someone with a crush. Like when he gets a text from Jimmy his whole face lights up and he's smiling ear to ear when he texts back. quote:Has his attitude toward gays changed? He let Jimmy put a rainbow bumper sticker on his car. I asked Dean if he knew what that flag meant. He said it's to support Jimmy. I told him it's to support all LGBT+ people. Dean went all red in the face and told me it's just for Jimmy. no homo
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food court bailiff posted:uh wasn't the first story about a woman who refused to use a restroom outside of her home so hard that she begged her SO to leave a social event early so she could pee? i don't remember him being an "abusive rear end in a top hat" in that one but it's very possible i'm thinking of another one I think the one you're thinking of was the woman at her husband's work function, felt sick to her stomach, but didn't want to stink up the place in front of his coworkers, and ended up making GBS threads her pants in the car. If someone doesn't pull over when you have to go to the bathroom and ask multiple times they deserve pissed seats.
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# ? Sep 12, 2017 16:53 |
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Dean and Jimmy. I want to believe.
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TTerrible posted:Dean and Jimmy. I want to believe. I want to believe as well, but I worry that Jimmy and Dean are going to be working on a sausage together soon.
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La Brea Carpet posted:I do go down on him since I guess that's some sort of loophole Yeah, the loophole through which he can look up at that painting.
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# ? Sep 12, 2017 17:01 |
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Oh man, I missed the part where he won't even gently caress her. bf gay, so what
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TTerrible posted:Dean and Jimmy. I want to believe. Personally I am extremely glad and disappointed that Jimmy s fake name wasn't Sam. As in the characters from Supernatural that all the fetishing str8 girls like to make gay and incestuous for each other.
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La Brea Carpet posted:Should I (23f) be concerned that my bf (25m) is suddenly spending all his free time with a gay guy (21m)? Bwahaha what a loving moron. This is why bigots hate gays, they're scared of their own sexuality bursting out.
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Prank went wrong and accidentally broke a few phonesquote:There's a study group in my school that has this rule that everybody leaves their phone outside to concentrate on studying. The people in this study group are really uptight so I and a few friends thought it would be a cool prank if we took their phones and put it in the nearby pool. My [24M] friend [24M] offered to help me lose weight since he's lost over 150 pounds and we had a bit of a disagreement today (the first day we met at the gym. Wondering if I was wrong and should apologize. quote:So it's been about 3 years since he started to lose weight. He was about 330 when he started and now he's 190 after bulking for a while. He tried to get me to come with him back then but I just had excuse after excuse. He eventually stopped asking.
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# ? Sep 12, 2017 17:17 |
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99% leak proof guy is gonna manage to get somebody pregnant while still using condoms.
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# ? Sep 12, 2017 17:21 |
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Me [23 F] with my boyfriend [25 M] of 5 months, he got fired and now sleeps away his days. What do I do?!quote:My boyfriend Dean and I have had a LOT of problems since we first started dating back in June. It's kind of a soap opera, the situation itself is to the point of ridiculousness, and I'm not sure I could elaborate on it without being recognized by someone we know. Honestly, I have thought about breaking up with him many times, and I'm worried that this might be the last straw. I'll try to limit it to the problem at hand.
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# ? Sep 12, 2017 17:25 |
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Have you considered a career change to undertaker because nice job burying that your boyfriend is still married to another person.
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# ? Sep 12, 2017 17:29 |
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:Take out $40,000 in loans? This is the stupid loving poo poo that happens when people are raised on a diet of Hollywood bullshit movies where family will always love you in the end, you just have to keep trying.
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# ? Sep 12, 2017 17:31 |
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So now Dean is gay and unemployed?
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# ? Sep 12, 2017 17:34 |
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Barudak posted:Have you considered a career change to undertaker because nice job burying that your boyfriend is still married to another person. quote:Uhh, yeah... in his previous relationship, he got married so that his girlfriend could stay in the country, but they didn't turn in the paperwork in time so she got deported and is banned from the country for 10 years. So technically he is married, even though they're broken up. It's definitely a huge point of contention for us, and my pleading for him to get a divorce is met with "don't even mention this again" and "it has nothing to do with you."
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La Brea Carpet posted:Should I (23f) be concerned that my bf (25m) is suddenly spending all his free time with a gay guy (21m)? I want to believe.
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Haifisch posted:It gets even better: Ahahaha. Not content to let Dean only ruin one life, OP bravely throws herself on the sacrificial alter of Dean's lovely decision making
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fruit on the bottom posted:My [24M] friend [24M] offered to help me lose weight since he's lost over 150 pounds and we had a bit of a disagreement today (the first day we met at the gym. Wondering if I was wrong and should apologize. Woah woah woah, you mean this is gonna take *effort*? gently caress you, pal.
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fruit on the bottom posted:My [24M] friend [24M] offered to help me lose weight since he's lost over 150 pounds and we had a bit of a disagreement today (the first day we met at the gym. Wondering if I was wrong and should apologize. The OP's incredibly thin skin might actually make it medically dangerous to lift weights, so it's probably for the best that he quit before even starting
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Haifisch posted:It gets even better: My god I didnt think the reason could be so good but here I am eating a steak dinner
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