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At least we can always count on Apple to spell "Sneak Peek" correctly
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Sir Lemming posted:Next year, Apple stores will have another totally new invention: Genius Grover Oh my god can you imagine the architecture
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# ? Sep 12, 2017 18:16 |
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Really? Customers actually told you that?
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# ? Sep 12, 2017 18:16 |
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TyrantWD posted:I've been to almost every Apple store in NYC and the DC metro area, and never seen any of these things in their store. That tree poo poo will only fly in the burb stores like Ridge Hill or Nanuet, not the inner city where they can't buy enough room for it
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# ? Sep 12, 2017 18:16 |
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IT ALL FEELS SO loving FAKE.
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# ? Sep 12, 2017 18:16 |
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Apple stores will have live bands 24/7 rocking out
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AlternateAccount posted:Seriously. Apple always gives a loving clinic on how to build a proper presentation. NOTE THE LACK OF BULLET POINTS. Don't make slides full of words and read them, ffs. It's the first thing you learn that at every business school.
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# ? Sep 12, 2017 18:16 |
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Sir Lemming posted:Next year, Apple stores will have another totally new invention: Genius Grover As long as it's not a Genius Grover house
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# ? Sep 12, 2017 18:16 |
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Lots of fancy concept art here.
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# ? Sep 12, 2017 18:16 |
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Don Lapre posted:Apple stores will have live bands 24/7 rocking out
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# ? Sep 12, 2017 18:16 |
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THE GLASS CUBE WILL RETURN
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# ? Sep 12, 2017 18:16 |
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Don Lapre posted:Apple stores will have live bands 24/7 rocking out The catch: it’s the same band 24/7 until they expire.
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# ? Sep 12, 2017 18:16 |
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Holy poo poo, they're gentrifying the Champs Elysee? lmao
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# ? Sep 12, 2017 18:17 |
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their retail actually IS pretty cool, i just wish they wouldn't lead with it
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Three Olives posted:My favorite thing is making beats at Apple Stores. I'm sorry Town Squares.
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TyrantWD posted:It's the first thing you learn that at every business school.
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TyrantWD posted:It's the first thing you learn that at every business school. Apparently none of the executives I work with/for attended or paid attention at business school.
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Vegetable posted:Lol no, I can't count the number of bullet-riddled presentations by business school students I've seen business students are really bad at actually listening to business classes
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# ? Sep 12, 2017 18:17 |
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Lolling at the half assed applause no one gives a gently caress about the stores
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# ? Sep 12, 2017 18:17 |
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[quote="“AlternateAccount”" post="“476325834”"] Apparently none of the executives I work with/for attended or paid attention at business school. [/quote] The point of business school isn’t to pay attention.
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# ? Sep 12, 2017 18:18 |
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Pivo posted:their retail actually IS pretty cool, i just wish they wouldn't lead with it No one would watch
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# ? Sep 12, 2017 18:18 |
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The White House?
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# ? Sep 12, 2017 18:18 |
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Watch updates are up first.
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# ? Sep 12, 2017 18:18 |
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I work right above the Michigan Ave store I made it into an apple presentation woot
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# ? Sep 12, 2017 18:18 |
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This bit is making me angry with its aggressive badness and this weird idea that you can astroturf culture and not have it feel like a fake, weird nightmare.
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# ? Sep 12, 2017 18:18 |
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I think we are done with the relaxed cervix experience update
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# ? Sep 12, 2017 18:18 |
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They're literally trying to consume every metro area. They're gonna have to fight Amazon for that.
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Happy Noodle Boy posted:The catch: it’s the same band 24/7 until they expire. IT'S THE BAND, 'TRAIN' EVERYBODY
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# ? Sep 12, 2017 18:18 |
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When the revolution comes these "town squares" are first to go
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# ? Sep 12, 2017 18:18 |
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Vegetable posted:Lol no, I can't count the number of bullet-riddled presentations by business school students I've seen Anybody who has eaten poo poo at a presentation knows not to put what you're gonna say on the slides. Students do not have the experience to know this.
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# ? Sep 12, 2017 18:18 |
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We are buying as many museums and historical buildings as we can get our hands on, and converting them to apple stores.... Is this the distopia we were promised?
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# ? Sep 12, 2017 18:18 |
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I can’t wait for the first Apple City.
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# ? Sep 12, 2017 18:18 |
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The
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# ? Sep 12, 2017 18:19 |
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Who gives a gently caress about the goddamn watch?
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# ? Sep 12, 2017 18:19 |
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Thwomp posted:Watch updates are up first. gently caress you
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# ? Sep 12, 2017 18:19 |
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Gimme the LTE Watch, Tim.
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# ? Sep 12, 2017 18:19 |
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Happy Noodle Boy posted:I can’t wait for the first Apple City.
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# ? Sep 12, 2017 18:19 |
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I'm the blue shoes.
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Vegetable posted:When the revolution comes these "town squares" are first to go it's actually the perfect reaction to the death of the big box store , and exactly what kunstler had in mind in geography of nowhere
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Happy Noodle Boy posted:I can’t wait for the first Apple City. Nah, it'd be a citadel. A walled garden. Build that wall.
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