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dear apple, thank you for covering for my poor medical decisions
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Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:Great rear end on that dancer I thought about getting an Apple Watch at that moment.
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Sep 12, 2017 18:23
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"Thanks Apple for making something that stops me from aging!"
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Sep 12, 2017 18:23
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The gently caress is this poo poo?
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Sep 12, 2017 18:23
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My Apple watch let me know when I was out of vespene gas. I am a better Starcraft Player. Thanks Apple.
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Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:Great rear end on that dancer thanks
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Dear Tim Cook, I am a Russian cyborg, and I will break you
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Sep 12, 2017 18:23
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did the watch take the mans leg
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That dude was in his wrecked car reading his note about his car accident.
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poo poo even the Woz is falling asleep during this keynote already
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Blowing their own cock so hard.
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Dear Mr Cook. My daughter was recently kidnapped. Please return her to the location you can find by tracking my Apple Watch.
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Every single keynote makes me like Apple less, and the trend is continuing unabated.Shadowhand00 posted:That dude was in his wrecked car reading his note about his car accident. hosed up if true.
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On one hand it would be awesome to call myself a "x cyborg." On the other hand I think that dude had missing limbs and I'd rather keep all of mine.
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Over There posted:Announce the devices Tim Smash mouth announce the devices (Since we're listening to so much 2000s music today)
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I almost choked to death on an Apple Watch.
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Looke posted:did the watch take the mans leg How else are you going to pay for it?
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[quote="“Combat Pretzel”" post="“476326158”"] Blowing their own cock so hard. [/quote] This is what they do every year.
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Sep 12, 2017 18:24
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Here comes Jeffa!
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Is this first name only thing new?
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Dodgy YouTube stream died
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Vegetable posted:Dodgy YouTube stream died uh watch it at apple.com, unless you have autism (or linux)
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I was hoping it would be Jeff Bezos Amazon and Apple merge to create a megamonopoly
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incoherent posted:uh watch it at apple.com, unless you have autism (or linux)
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IncendiaC posted:tim ENOUGH FOREPLAY
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its true my apple watch has been telling me ive been in cardiac arrest for the last six mon
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[quote="“IncendiaC”" post="“476326204”"] tim [/quote] Plot twist: this even is exclusively for the Watch and new Mac lineup.
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If Apple would just give me one, I'd use the poo poo out of it for my fat rear end.
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AlternateAccount posted:ENOUGH FOREPLAY Steve really knew how to cup the balls.
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Sorry Apple, I'm extremely committed to being lazy as hell.
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Whoops I read windows 10. My bad.
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gret posted:Is this first name only thing new? You should know all the characters in this sitcom by now
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The Apple Watch lets you know when you flatline
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Gymkit seems useless. I haven't seen a gym that has switched over to lightning connectors on the machines, let alone some new tech for Apple Watch.
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8-bit Miniboss posted:Edge can play the stream, bucko.
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Rick posted:Sorry Apple, I'm extremely committed to being lazy as hell. Is there an app for that? WHOA WHOA. SIT DOWN BUDDY.
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