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Irritated Goat
Mar 12, 2005

This post is pathetic.

shadow puppet of a posted:

Technology infused with humanity brought about the troubling events of Bioforge, Tim.

Introducing Apple Eve. Giving you the power to cover someone in Bees for only $399

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Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth

shadow puppet of a posted:

Technology infused with humanity brought about the troubling events of Bioforge, Tim.

iMentation

Pivo
Aug 20, 2004


i wish i had booze here @ the office, take a shot when a rumour was right

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


TyrantWD posted:

I don't know why Apple do these half-baked gaming displays. Forget about gaming until you are ready to commit to it fully, and bundle in a controller.

THAT DOESNT SUCK rear end

instead of the current Apple TV controller

Don Lapre
Mar 28, 2001

If you're having problems you're either holding the phone wrong or you have tiny girl hands.
No touch id sucha joke

AlternateAccount
Apr 25, 2005
FYGM
I hate hate hate hate hate how every Apple product is a proper now.

iPhone.

Not THE iPhone or AN iPhone. Ugh. It's peak pretentiousness.

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Don Lapre posted:

No touch id sucha joke

Some people don't have fingerprints but everyone has a face

Pivo
Aug 20, 2004


Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:

everyone has a face

acid_attack_victim.jpg

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


yada yada yada did you guys just invent the A11XYZ Fruitloops Synergy chip yet?

Don Lapre
Mar 28, 2001

If you're having problems you're either holding the phone wrong or you have tiny girl hands.

Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:

Some people don't have fingerprints but everyone has a face

What about acid attack victims

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:

Some people don't have fingerprints but everyone has a face
just use your nipple everybody has one it works with touchid

Khablam
Mar 29, 2012

Apple invented smartphone cameras?
They were laggy as gently caress on that point lol

Catalyst-proof
May 11, 2011

better waste some time with you

AlternateAccount posted:

I hate hate hate hate hate how every Apple product is a proper now.

iPhone.

Not THE iPhone or AN iPhone. Ugh. It's peak pretentiousness.

i'm sorry you're just discovering this in 2008

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

We offer you the best security

We can't keep our software from being leaked, but cmon guys you know we're good for it

AlternateAccount
Apr 25, 2005
FYGM

horse mans posted:

i'm sorry you're just discovering this in 2008

It hurts me every time.

prom candy
Dec 16, 2005

Only I may dance
please be a flip phone

AlternateAccount
Apr 25, 2005
FYGM
BUCKLE UP, HERE'S ANOTHER APPLE VIDEO STRAIGHT FROM OUR SELF-PARODY DEPARTMENT!

IM WATCHING THIS, LEAVE ME ALONE.

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

Khablam posted:

Apple invented smartphone cameras?
They were laggy as gently caress on that point lol
victors write history

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


WAIT WAIT I STILL SAW A HOME BUTTON

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

that was a bad video and bad music

Molten Llama
Sep 20, 2006

prom candy posted:

please be a flip phone

only if it flips open like a Sidekick

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


[quote="“Binary Badger”" post="“476327857”"]
WAIT WAIT I STILL SAW A HOME BUTTON
[/quote]

That’s the poorest version

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

So the 8 is the exact same as the 7

TyrantWD
Nov 6, 2010
Ignore my doomerism, I don't think better things are possible

Binary Badger posted:

WAIT WAIT I STILL SAW A HOME BUTTON

Isn't the 8 separate to the X?

Pivo
Aug 20, 2004


Binary Badger posted:

WAIT WAIT I STILL SAW A HOME BUTTON

its 8 not X

"ONE MORE THING" all the way at the end, guarantee it

AlternateAccount
Apr 25, 2005
FYGM
Oh poo poo, Phil's looking a lot more svelte.

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Binary Badger posted:

WAIT WAIT I STILL SAW A HOME BUTTON

That's just the loving lame rear end iPhone 8, not the iPHONE X

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


[quote="“Rageaholic Monkey”" post="“476327876”"]
So the 8 is the exact same as the 7
[/quote]

Glass back for wireless charging.

KidDynamite
Feb 11, 2005

Home button???????

Don Lapre
Mar 28, 2001

If you're having problems you're either holding the phone wrong or you have tiny girl hands.
all new design

Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth
It looks the same

Snuffman
May 21, 2004

So "S" isn't a thing anymore. Lame.

Don't lie, this is the 7S.

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie
Glass is back motherfuckers

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

their gold got even more pink lol

KidDynamite
Feb 11, 2005

Gold or rose gold??

AlternateAccount
Apr 25, 2005
FYGM

Jose Oquendo posted:

Glass is back motherfuckers

I unironically am happy about this.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


[quote="“Jose Oquendo”" post="“476327920”"]
Glass is back motherfuckers
[/quote]

I can finally ditch my 4S!

Pivo
Aug 20, 2004


lmao aerospace aluminum

guys

that's just aluminum

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

"More glass!"

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Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


aerospace grade: we make em from the wreckage recovered from plane crash sites

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