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Looke
Aug 2, 2013

lol

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ditty bout my clitty
May 28, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

priznat posted:

My 5 year old is not impressed by the talking poo man

He's had five years to cope by now

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.
Well they are sure ending strong :wtc:

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
just kidding it's awful

enojy
Sep 11, 2001

bass rattle
stars out
the sky

Yeah, WRAP IT UP, CRAIG.

Sumo
Jun 17, 2005

ditty bout my clitty posted:

He's had five years to cope by now

Snuffman
May 21, 2004

Price chaser.

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

I want the parts beside the cutout to be permanently black other than displaying time and wifi or whatnot. Pictures or videos showing up there is bad.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


The camera is the same poo poo.

Pakistani Brad Pitt
Nov 28, 2004

Not as taciturn, but still terribly powerful...



Camera nerd chat, piss break time

Khablam
Mar 29, 2012

its that big and its only 1.8?

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

lmao the camera isn't even any better than the 8

Durzel
Nov 15, 2005


Apple doubled down on the emoji Touch Bar that no one asked for or wanted with this poo poo. Jesus.

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


welp now i know how super important policy decisions get made at apple, a fox has to leave you a voicemail

Sir Lemming
Jan 27, 2009

It's a piece of JUNK!
Camera status: still good

mthang0851
Sep 15, 2002

Diamonds Are Forever!
I like poo man 💩💩💩💩

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.

ditty bout my clitty posted:

He's had five years to cope by now

I should have been more specific about the one on the tv :negative:

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Steve Jobs comes back as a Lich and destroys everyone in the theater

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


cmon phil tell us, 12 megapixels right?

metavisual
Sep 6, 2007

Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:

Steve Jobs comes back as a Lich and destroys everyone in the theater

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

Amateur porn has never looked so good

enojy
Sep 11, 2001

bass rattle
stars out
the sky

Hmmmm excluding OIS from the 8+ telephoto lens for no good reason other than making this experimental phone look more attractive.....

Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth

Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:

Steve Jobs comes back as a Lich and destroys everyone in the theater

lmao

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Animoji is going to be the most used feature

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

I'm still using the iPhone 5S

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002



[quote="“Josh Lyman”" post="“476330266”"]
Animoji is going to be the most used feature
[/quote]

hosed up but true.

Michael Scott
Jan 3, 2010

by zen death robot

Josh Lyman posted:

Animoji is going to be the most used feature

I would not use it once. How much money did they spend on it?

Huge_Midget
Jun 6, 2002

I don't like the look of it...

Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:

Steve Jobs comes back as a Lich and destroys everyone in the theater

His phylactery is a Smart Water bottle.

MrBigglesworth
Mar 26, 2005

Lover of Fuzzy Meatloaf

Vegetable posted:

I'm still using the iPhone 5S

Same

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


no no not another pointless AR game

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
the screen cutoff is present for everything

Khablam
Mar 29, 2012

they havent mentioned its a new sensor, just a new image processor

so its not even going to be the #1 phone camera out the box

what the literal gently caress is this poo poo

illcendiary
Dec 4, 2005

Damn, this is good coffee.
It's a nice way to get user data and calibrate Face ID I suppose. Good and obvious way to get people to use it if Snapchat is anything to go by

prom candy
Dec 16, 2005

Only I may dance
this is going to revolutionize dick pics

Don Lapre
Mar 28, 2001

If you're having problems you're either holding the phone wrong or you have tiny girl hands.

logikv9 posted:

the screen cutoff is present for everything

To avoid burn in as much as possible

Pivo
Aug 20, 2004


lol portrait mode selfies is legit gonna be awesome

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

BLOWN AWAY BY THE SELFIES

Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth
So to get this straight, the features of the 10 rather than the 8 are learning to do everything without a home button and face id?

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie

logikv9 posted:

the screen cutoff is present for everything

It stands out so loving bad and I honestly can't believe they went with it. I'd rather have a slightly smaller non edge to edge display than that.

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Pakistani Brad Pitt
Nov 28, 2004

Not as taciturn, but still terribly powerful...



Do people use smartphones to do proper photography that's not just "point camera at blinding stage lights instead of just appreciating the goddamn concert in the moment" ?

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