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life is killing me posted:How many medals did he get for leading his illustrious S1 platoon in loving up more awards and giving the awards to his paperwork bitches for not loving up routine pay inquiries? What?
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Jerry Cotton posted:What? Nevermind
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Jerry Cotton posted:What? Answer the question!
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r/ProRevenge posted:Due to the well of my friends' "def not an axe murderer" date recommendations drying up, I have turned to that most sacred of modern relationship institutions: online dating. As a very busy person trying to get it in with other very busy people, I prize honestly and directness above all else when it comes to profile creation. I include full body shots in my photos, try to minimize the use of MySpace angles in selfies, and write at the very top of the summary/caption/profile that I am fat. Not "curvy," not "thick," not "lots to love"--I'm loving fat. I'm not ashamed of it, but I also known that weight is a dealbreaker for lots of people. I don't want to waste anyone's time.
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Trebek posted:Answer the question! Yes.
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Jerry Cotton posted:Yes. Sorry, your answer must be in the form of a question.
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Paladinus posted:Sorry, your answer must be in the form of a question. Yes? ![]()
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That's a really slow play for a lovely bon mot. "Hey, remember one of the many things you said about my fat rear end a month ago? Didn't want to let that disturb you." ![]()
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Unfortunately, Evan and Amanda actually met on Voat, and spent the rest of the evening bonding over the crazy fat girl who was such a jerk to them. They married and had many horrible babies and are still in love to this day!
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FUNsubstance.com!
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"Trash Boat" posted:[/ProRevenge bullshit] I have never seen a story from that lovely sub pop up on the frontpage that seemed even remotely true. And people just lap that poo poo up.
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So she made the date pay for that meal? I need all the deets to be perfect dammit.
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FeastForCows posted:I have never seen a story from that lovely sub pop up on the frontpage that seemed even remotely true. And people just lap that poo poo up.
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Elysiume posted:/r/ProRevenge is thinking up the perfect comeback three hours later and then telling ten thousand people that it totally happened. SO you are saying it should be /r/L'espritD'escalier ?
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https://twitter.com/catblackfrazier/status/907488125445963779 'It was a hack!'
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Elysiume posted:/r/ProRevenge is thinking up the perfect comeback three hours later and then telling ten thousand people that it totally happened. Except most of the time the comeback is also mediocre at best.
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Fathis Munk posted:Except most of the time the comeback is also mediocre at best. Let's see how smug you are when I continue this conversation in my car with a dumber version of you.
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Joke's on you buddy, there's now way I could be dumber than I already am ![]()
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Because there are definitely rfid chips on each can of Pringles...
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Told in the breathless tones of an over-excited seven year-old. "...and they had to close the restaurant!"
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So when you guys finish reading some stdh do you hear "please like and subscribe" or is it just me?
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In my other life where I write movie screenplays, I've always wanted to do a thing where a character meaningfully repeats a line from the beginning of the movie and the other character doesn't get the significance, and they try to explain, and the other guy is like "dude why would I remember a random thing I said a month ago."
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Wait, why did the cop give the mom money for the pringles? It was the mom's fault in the first place for letting a six-year-old eat something that hasn't been paid for and then not scanning it.
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King of Foolians posted:Wait, why did the cop give the mom money for the pringles? The cop was the kid. The mom was the store. OP was running away from himself the whole time, a child of capitalism but also the arm of fascism. It's very deep and nanomachines come into it somehow (hence the alarm).
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King of Foolians posted:Wait, why did the cop give the mom money for the pringles? It was the mom's fault in the first place for letting a six-year-old eat something that hasn't been paid for and then not scanning it. Because the cop was a good guy and 2 bucks wasn't that big a deal?
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life is killing me posted:Because the cop was a good guy and 2 bucks wasn't that big a deal? I'm sorry the stdh.txt is that the kid didn't get gunned down by the cop
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Len posted:I'm sorry the stdh.txt is that the kid didn't get gunned down by the cop While we shouldn't just assume the kid is white, it doesn't specifically say he's a minority so it could really go either way. Unless "pringles" is a covert identifier?
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Len posted:I'm sorry the stdh.txt is that the kid didn't get gunned down by the cop Me too, one day though I'll find that perfect stdh.txt that has it all
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Completely implausible; whoever wrote that is too fat to run out of anywhere.
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It took me a couple reads to figure out what was even supposed to be happening there. In retrospect I shouldn't have read it the first time.
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Jerry Cotton posted:Completely implausible; whoever wrote that is too fat to run out of anywhere. tumblrd out. Haifisch posted:It took me a couple reads to figure out what was even supposed to be happening there. same.
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Fathis Munk posted:Joke's on you buddy, there's now way I could be dumber than I already am *no
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Wait... why do you need papers signed by a doctor to say that you're allergic to your own carpet? No treatment thanks, just a note will do.
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Comptroll The Forums posted:Wait... why do you need papers signed by a doctor to say that you're allergic to your own carpet? No treatment thanks, just a note will do. Why? Well, when you're going to write an especially unbelievable stdh (even by stdh standards) that also puts forth your dumb opinions and lack of any knowledge whatsoever about vaccines
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Comptroll The Forums posted:Wait... why do you need papers signed by a doctor to say that you're allergic to your own carpet? No treatment thanks, just a note will do. My guess is to get health insurance to pay for removing the carpet. Just a guess, because with STDH anything goes.
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Comptroll The Forums posted:Wait... why do you need papers signed by a doctor to say that you're allergic to your own carpet? No treatment thanks, just a note will do. Breaking a lease on a rental?
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Comptroll The Forums posted:Wait... why do you need papers signed by a doctor to say that you're allergic to your own carpet? No treatment thanks, just a note will do. Her kid is covered all over in tiny red spots and keeps coughing, what else could explain an unvaccinated kid being so sick?
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Oh noooo, human DNA!!! What could possibly happen if you inject human DNA into a human?! I rest my case ![]()
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