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https://www.apple.com/iphone-x/ https://www.apple.com/iphone-8/
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it'll only work for white defendants, though (I feel like I should explain this is a joke about how facial recognition tech does poorly with non-white people)
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Sep 12, 2017 20:04
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this doesn't matter if you're not doing anything wrong!!
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Sep 12, 2017 20:04
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Sep 12, 2017 20:05
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prices look like what i thought they will be
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Sep 12, 2017 20:05
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i thought they added that feature where if you quintuple-click the power button it would hard-lock the phone? or did I dream that?
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Sep 12, 2017 20:06
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r u ready to WALK posted:
yeah i didnt get as owned as you guys did, but still. it will probably end up being 11k nok for base x model in latvia after vat/shipping adjustments
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Sep 12, 2017 20:06
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at least norwegian apple store already has poo poo in it, latvian is a surprising afterthought
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Sep 12, 2017 20:07
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Rex-Goliath posted:i thought they added that feature where if you quintuple-click the power button it would hard-lock the phone? or did I dream that? that disables touchid and requires the pin since it only unlocks with faceid that likely won't work
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Sep 12, 2017 20:08
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and where is new airpods charging case?
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Sep 12, 2017 20:08
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Rex-Goliath posted:i thought they added that feature where if you quintuple-click the power button it would hard-lock the phone? or did I dream that? nah, they did, but that'd require you to go and press that, which depending on how poo poo goes down you may not get to do it
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Sep 12, 2017 20:08
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Stymie posted:that disables touchid and requires the pin when did they say there's no pins on the x
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Sep 12, 2017 20:08
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r u ready to WALK posted:
just use your oil money nbd
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Sep 12, 2017 20:08
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they can do this now with fingerprints. that's why they added the push button 5 times to require a passcode
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Sep 12, 2017 20:08
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Law enforcement in the US could already use their fingerprints to unlock your phone so this doesn't change much 
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Sep 12, 2017 20:09
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Celery Jello posted:when did they say there's no pins on the x when they announced there was no home button
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Sep 12, 2017 20:09
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Celery Jello posted:when did they say there's no pins on the x there definitely is pin unlock, when the face id demo failed that what it went to
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Sep 12, 2017 20:09
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Stymie posted:when they announced there was no home button you swipe up, then face id if no face, then pin
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Sep 12, 2017 20:10
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looks like yet another excellent year to own an SE
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Sep 12, 2017 20:10
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Stymie posted:that disables touchid and requires the pin The PIN only screen came up when demoing the phone and they had to go to a backup.
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Sep 12, 2017 20:10
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Celery Jello posted:nah, they did, but that'd require you to go and press that, which depending on how poo poo goes down you may not get to do it then don't use it - he even said it won't work for identical (evil) twins so they need to use pass codes
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Sep 12, 2017 20:10
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faceid looks like a total pain in the rear end e: i dont care if it works 100% of the time i dont want to raise my loving phone or tilt my head or whatever gently caress that noise
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Sep 12, 2017 20:11
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thegreatcodfish posted:The PIN only screen came up when demoing the phone and they had to go to a backup. when using touchid it doesn't bring up a pin code thing until touchid fails, but if you don't have it on at all it goes to passcode by default
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Sep 12, 2017 20:11
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oh hey it's the annual waaaah things are slightly more expensive in my country with free college and healthcare and a 17-20% tax on everything
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Sep 12, 2017 20:11
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Shinku ABOOKEN posted:faceid looks like a total pain in the rear end but you can pretend to be poo emoji
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Sep 12, 2017 20:11
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hobbesmaster posted:then don't use it - he even said it won't work for identical (evil) twins so they need to use pass codes i can pretty much 100% guarantee it does, because unless they erred so far on the side of caution that it will pretty much never work for actual users, it would have to
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Sep 12, 2017 20:12
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Celery Jello posted:nah, they did, but that'd require you to go and press that, which depending on how poo poo goes down you may not get to do it I guess they could react to visible distress by passcode locking the phone and calling 911 or something
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Sep 12, 2017 20:13
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remember how touchid barely worked but only if you were a lily white programmer with baby soft skin? now apply that same logic to your face and imagine people waving their phones in front of their faces until it decides enough time has elapsed and it unlocks
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Sep 12, 2017 20:14
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infernal machines posted:i can pretty much 100% guarantee it does, because unless they erred so far on the side of caution that it will pretty much never work for actual users, it would have to ..it won't work for identical twins meaning it does not work as a security feature preventing one twin from accessing the other's phone
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Sep 12, 2017 20:15
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qirex posted:oh hey it's the annual waaaah things are slightly more expensive in my country with free college and healthcare and a 17-20% tax on everything are you surprised
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Sep 12, 2017 20:16
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i imagine the go-to for cops when looking to unlock an iphonx, if not the headlock and pryed open eyes, will be a xanax dissolved in the coffee so they can hold your phone up to your face while you're nodding but not quite unconscious yet
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Sep 12, 2017 20:16
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do current iphones have a silent mode button???
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Sep 12, 2017 20:16
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qirex posted:oh hey it's the annual waaaah things are slightly more expensive in my country with free college and healthcare and a 17-20% tax on everything Actually i think the 50% price hike is mostly apples big fat middle finger response to government regulated mandatory 5 year warranties for consumer electronics
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Sep 12, 2017 20:17
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they did say it requires your attention so the solution to getting arrested and having your phone pointed at your face is to close your eyes, or to look away from the phone. works for me, wont fix, not a bug, ticket closed
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Sep 12, 2017 20:17
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Shinku ABOOKEN posted:faceid looks like a total pain in the rear end oh no i have to look at my phone to unlock it so i can look at it
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Sep 12, 2017 20:18
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r u ready to WALK posted:Actually i think the 50% price hike is mostly apples big fat middle finger response to government regulated mandatory 5 year warranties for consumer electronics does it include 5 years of AppleCare equivalent? not half bad if so
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Sep 12, 2017 20:19
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i think the more natural defense for the cops using your face to unlock the phone is that it won't work once they've given you a black eye, crushed cheekbone or broken nose
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Sep 12, 2017 20:19
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Bobby Digital posted:oh no i have to look at my phone to unlock it so i can look at it if you're using it while leaving it sitting on a desk, say to use one of those "quick reply to text" things without much effort, having to lean the phone and/or yourself to open it is less convenient than just being able to poke at buttons while glancing at it I realize this is the epitome of first world problems but it's not nothing
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Sep 12, 2017 20:21
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Celery Jello posted:if you're using it while leaving it sitting on a desk, say to use one of those "quick reply to text" things without much effort, having to lean the phone and/or yourself to open it is less convenient than just being able to poke at buttons while glancing at it type in your password lmao
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Sep 12, 2017 20:22
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hobbesmaster posted:does it include 5 years of AppleCare equivalent? not half bad if so aye. overall thinking about getting iphone x, especially if i cant get a nice wallet case for it that is compatible with air  power
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