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Yeah the "i didn't really rape this girl even though there were witnesses I had to bribe " doesn't set up being broke enough to need to be in the part where you steal from a children's hospital so....
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The lead-in to the "not rape" is also pretty much what happens in Revenge of the Nerds. Seems a little too perfect.
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# ? Sep 11, 2017 16:30 |
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I'm personally outraged, trolled 2 death, rip me 💀
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# ? Sep 11, 2017 17:23 |
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All 80's comedy movies were basically filled to the brim with rape. It was kinda their entire thing.
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# ? Sep 11, 2017 18:13 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:I had one of my best friends come out and then declare his love for me once. It was a little awkward. because of how much his rear end in a top hat bled once you were done? what was his name
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# ? Sep 11, 2017 18:27 |
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Herbert the Pervert posted:I had some friends make sure the case went away, but my legal fees were high and my friend wanted some cash for paying off a few witnesses. Too Close to the Sun. Yeah, you called your 'cousin' Vinnie who 'solves problems', right.
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# ? Sep 11, 2017 22:31 |
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Gynovore posted:Too Close to the Sun. Yeah, you called your 'cousin' Vinnie who 'solves problems', right. Howard W. Campbell posted:I've fallen in quite hard with the nazi side of tumblr (this probably sounds amusing and stupid and weird but we all call it reichblr) - at first it was just because I found the aesthetics attractive, but now I don't know. I like this one. "We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be." That's from Mother Night by Kurt Vonnegut. One of my very favourite stories as well as a fabulous 90s movie. The protagonist, Howard W. Campbell Jr, lives in mid and late 1930's Germany as a playwright married to the a high profile German actress. One day he is approached by an American spy. His job is to infiltrate the upper echelons of the Third Reich (many who he already knows through his famous wife and her family) and pretend to be one of them. He becomes a broadcaster promoting Nazi ideals and propaganda over the radio. His job is to relay coded information over his broadcasts to help the various soon-to-be-allied interests. I appreciate this CC Goon's taste in literature although, since it was a fairly blatant homage, you should either embrace Mr Campbell's tragic romanticism leading to nihilism or go the whole hog into the infiltrating agent. I think you wanted to capture something more complex or something that would make the reader question his own motivation or lack thereof. Maybe you wanted the reader who sits on the fence but secretly likes the Nazi aesthetic to question their own indifference? More focus would help this. Consider this your rough-rough-rough draft and try again. I see some good ideas hiding in there so its got potential. Keep working on it and you will get there. So it goes. Your friend, Von Doom aka George Kraft Edit: Seriously goons should read the book and watch the movie. Here is the trailer. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYbXUWw61ug DogsInSpace! fucked around with this message at 23:34 on Sep 11, 2017 |
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Von_Doom posted:I like this one. "We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be." That's from Mother Night by Kurt Vonnegut. One of my very favourite stories as well as a fabulous 90s movie. The protagonist, Howard W. Campbell Jr, lives in mid and late 1930's Germany as a playwright married to the a high profile German actress. One day he is approached by an American spy. His job is to infiltrate the upper echelons of the Third Reich (many who he already knows through his famous wife and her family) and pretend to be one of them. He becomes a broadcaster promoting Nazi ideals and propaganda over the radio. His job is to relay coded information over his broadcasts to help the various soon-to-be-allied interests. I appreciate this CC Goon's taste in literature although, since it was a fairly blatant homage, you should either embrace Mr Campbell's tragic romanticism leading to nihilism or go the whole hog into the infiltrating agent. I think you wanted to capture something more complex or something that would make the reader question his own motivation or lack thereof. Maybe you wanted the reader who sits on the fence but secretly likes the Nazi aesthetic to question their own indifference? More focus would help this. Consider this your rough-rough-rough draft and try again. I see some good ideas hiding in there so its got potential. Keep working on it and you will get there. So it goes. You haven't gone full Mr. Campbell until you broadcast confirmation of your own wife's death with a cough and you don't even know that's what you're broadcasting. I love Mother Night, it's a really good look at how extreme and hateful ideologies ruin your life even if you don't actually buy into them. Going through the motions and seeing so many people enthusiastically agreeing and seeing the actions the Nazi party is taking from the inside completely hollows out Campbell, even though before the war he identified himself as apolitical. Once the war is over he can't even get back to writing the kind of non-racist, genuinely artistic fiction he wrote before, because he's so crushed. It's a really good object lesson for people who think that just going through the actions if you don't believe in the racist poo poo is fine, because even from a purely amoral viewpoint, it makes Campbell miserable.
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# ? Sep 12, 2017 00:33 |
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holy poo poo there's lots of words
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# ? Sep 12, 2017 00:50 |
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Sjs00 posted:because of how much his rear end in a top hat bled once you were done? Sean.
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# ? Sep 12, 2017 00:51 |
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Von_Doom posted:Edit: Seriously goons should read the book and watch the movie. Here is the trailer. Holy poo poo I thought I was watching some Alex Jones poo poo at the start of that.
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# ? Sep 12, 2017 06:27 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:Sean. cool did you wrap that poo poo up
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# ? Sep 13, 2017 00:59 |
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Sorry I didn't post today guys, was busy quote:I've been having sex with my best friend's mom, on and off, since college. I'm 30 now, she's 61. quote:I carry an illegal gun with me almost constantly, unless I know for sure I'm going through a metal detector. Here's a bonus, from a non-anonymous email quote:HELLO THERE, I am a ransomware
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# ? Sep 13, 2017 01:03 |
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an american who doesn't know how guns work? bullshit
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# ? Sep 13, 2017 01:06 |
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Hey cougar tamer- you just keep doing you. No cheating, two consenting adults? Sounds ok to me!
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# ? Sep 13, 2017 02:10 |
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And if your best friend and you ever get into a fight, you've got the ace in the hole
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# ? Sep 13, 2017 10:38 |
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60 years old is its too old man crhist
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# ? Sep 13, 2017 10:42 |
60 is not too old my man 60 is not too old. Milfs usually have a good chance to become gmilfs
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# ? Sep 13, 2017 16:06 |
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Help out the retired marine
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# ? Sep 13, 2017 16:09 |
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quote:My wife and I have a perfect marriage in every way. I like how you take turns with the dominant dynamic but I think you kind of hosed up Labor Day quote:My dad was an abuser, beating up my mom and my sister and me.
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# ? Sep 13, 2017 16:12 |
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He probably died from chocking on his own vomit and your mom didnt want to fake the grieving widow bull poo poo and just dragged his rear end into the woods to be eaten by coyotes and crows.
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# ? Sep 13, 2017 16:23 |
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I am slightly amused by the idea of a guy running out on his family but really wanting to take his favorite chair along with him (and nothing else just the chair) all staying in motels until he finds a new place and taking the chair into the room with him because the lovely one at the desk just isn't good enough
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# ? Sep 13, 2017 16:28 |
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loquacius posted:I like how you take turns with the dominant dynamic but I think you kind of hosed up Labor Day Na Labor Day is a fake holiday made up to placate American workers the scenario fits. The reverse should happen in May.
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# ? Sep 13, 2017 16:34 |
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Who just dabbles in the piss and poo poo game? That feels like something you really need to commit to if you're going to do it.
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# ? Sep 13, 2017 16:34 |
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loquacius posted:I am slightly amused by the idea of a guy running out on his family but really wanting to take his favorite chair along with him (and nothing else just the chair)
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# ? Sep 13, 2017 16:38 |
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areyoucontagious posted:Who just dabbles in the piss and poo poo game? That feels like something you really need to commit to if you're going to do it. I imagine the cleanup operation probably makes it too much of a hassle to be doing it on the reg.
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# ? Sep 13, 2017 16:38 |
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Theophany posted:I imagine the cleanup operation probably makes it too much of a hassle to be doing it on the reg. Tubs.
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# ? Sep 13, 2017 16:39 |
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So I've heard...
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# ? Sep 13, 2017 16:40 |
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LingcodKilla posted:So I've heard... Uh huh, so these tubs... Where could somebody procure them, if they were so inclined?
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# ? Sep 13, 2017 16:41 |
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Theophany posted:Uh huh, so these tubs... Where could somebody procure them, if they were so inclined? I have one in my bathroom. Yeah, I'm in to kinky poo poo and piss sex too.
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# ? Sep 13, 2017 17:21 |
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wesleywillis posted:I have one in my bathroom. Same, but that just doesn't seem like it would be comfortable and you've still got the rigmarole of scooping pieces of poo poo out of the drain. I would've thought putting down a tarp or something would be the way forward.
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# ? Sep 13, 2017 17:37 |
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Wait, 'same' about having a tub in my bathroom. Not 'same' about being a piss and poo poo deviant.
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# ? Sep 13, 2017 17:37 |
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Theophany posted:Wait, 'same' about having a tub in my bathroom. Not 'same' about being a piss and poo poo deviant. We believe you. Really.
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# ? Sep 13, 2017 17:43 |
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Theophany posted:you've still got the rigmarole of scooping pieces of poo poo out of the drain Why would you do that? Just waffle stomp it and add some Draino, silly!
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# ? Sep 13, 2017 18:17 |
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Just lol if you don't have a special prison shower with drains and beds and stuff built into your bedroom for your scat play
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# ? Sep 13, 2017 18:34 |
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[quote="“The Diddler”" post="“476361801”"] Why would you do that? Just waffle stomp it and add some Draino, silly! [/quote] I read an article on fatbergs this morning and feeling more socially responsible as a result; surely being a sexual deviant and environmentally conscious aren’t mutually exclusive?
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# ? Sep 13, 2017 18:35 |
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Some chairs are worth the effort.
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# ? Sep 13, 2017 19:00 |
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Are we talking masked assailant like, balaclava wearing house invader, or a Jason Voorhees/Michael Myers thing? Because if it's the former, that's not nearly halloween enough, and if it's the latter, slasher killers wouldn't be killed by a simple fall down some stairs I'm not trying to kink shame but come on, do it right or don't bother.
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Theophany posted:Same, but that just doesn't seem like it would be comfortable and you've still got the rigmarole of scooping pieces of poo poo out of the drain. I would've thought putting down a tarp or something would be the way forward. Well well well, look at you mr fancy pants "i've never poo poo myself in the shower"!! areyoucontagious posted:Just lol if you don't have a special prison shower with drains and beds and stuff built into your bedroom for your scat play You think that everyone is a shittypiss sex millionaire?
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Danaru posted:Are we talking masked assailant like, balaclava wearing house invader, or a Jason Voorhees/Michael Myers thing? Because if it's the former, that's not nearly halloween enough, and if it's the latter, slasher killers wouldn't be killed by a simple fall down some stairs I'm not trying to kink shame but come on, do it right or don't bother. Maybe they're going to pretend she's pregnant and they're going to
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