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Samizdata
May 14, 2007

A FUCKIN CANARY!! posted:

That seems like a perfectly sensible way to heat up a pizza if you don't have access to an oven or grill, though. It's just lifehacky because it's just using a pan lid for its intended purpose.

Also, "setting"?

You know, the temperature on the stove burner?

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rydiafan
Mar 17, 2009


Olive Garden tonight! posted:

For some reason the video won't load for me past about 40 seconds, so I don't know what they did with the eggs

Poked holes in both ends with a thumbtack, put them in hot water, and microwaved them for a couple minutes.

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry
Gimme the pot I need to boil some water and cook up this tuna.


No! The coffee pot, you idiot!

PenguinKnight
Apr 6, 2009

for fish I'd think a percolator would work better...

Humbug Scoolbus
Apr 25, 2008

The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.
Clapping Larry

PenguinKnight posted:

for fish I'd think a perch-olator would work better...

Warbird
May 23, 2012

America's Favorite Dumbass


Life hack: Make steamed dumplings by steaming dumplings. Walla?

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord

Boothisman.gif

Warbird posted:

Life hack: Make steamed dumplings by steaming dumplings. Walla?

What about steamed hams?

Fil5000
Jun 23, 2003

HOLD ON GUYS I'M POSTING ABOUT INTERNET ROBOTS

PenguinKnight posted:

for fish I'd think a percolator would work better...

cakesmith handyman
Jul 22, 2007

Pip-Pip old chap! Last one in is a rotten egg what what.

Instant Jellyfish posted:

"No, not that one! That's my salmon coffee maker!"

Which was then served with steamed veg...

Rolled Cabbage
Sep 3, 2006
The amount of butter they put in with the salmon was truly terrifying. One easy hack for cardiac arrest!

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Humerus posted:

There's a lot to be mad about in that video, but I think the frozen pizza one offends me the most. Frozen pizza only takes 10 minutes in an oven anyway! And it didn't give a setting to use.

Also I've never in my life met someone with a garment steamer.

A lot of people who own houses or boats or both have steamers and they often come with garment steaming attachments (because steam is steam). It's the best thing for cleaning a bathroom or garden furniture or basically anything that doesn't mind a bit of brief very hotness and moisture.

freelop
Apr 28, 2013

Where we're going, we won't need fries to see



Legit lifehack for fish in a microwave - get one of these

You get great fish AND you won't taint your coffee forever.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Just dump your fish in the pond and eat them like an aquatic animal.

Intoluene
Jul 6, 2011

Activating self-destruct sequence!
Fun Shoe

MariusLecter posted:

Handles are just applied stick technogy.

Mods, can we have this in the thread title? Tia

Voyager I
Jun 29, 2012

This is how your posting feels.
🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥
Eggs in the mic doesn't seem that crazy. I used to do the same thing with corncobs back in college when a microwave was literally my only cooking appliance.

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Just make sure that you don't forget to add water trying to make hard boiled eggs after a night at the bar...they explode very voilently.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Plinkey posted:

they explode very wallently.

Mister Olympus
Oct 31, 2011

Buzzard, Who Steals From Dead Bodies
Behold, the Bripe: https://www.briping.com/

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
I once briped so hard my pants came off. Had to throw the underwear in the dumpster too cause hoo boy ain't nothing gonna get them clean again.

Squatch Ambassador
Nov 12, 2008

What? Never seen a shaved Squatch before?

Looks like Mokase finally has some competition.

Yawgmoth
Sep 10, 2003

This post is cursed!

freelop posted:

Legit lifehack for fish in a microwave - get one of these

You get great fish AND you won't taint your coffee forever.
What are you doing with coffee that involves a microwave?

I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

Is coffee pot fish better or worse than dishwasher fish?

And now I'm wondering if you could somehow cook fish in a dryer...or maybe one of those all-in-one washer/dryers would be better.

OR just stick some shrimp on your head, pop one of these babies on and presto -- dinner and a 'do.


I think the world is ready for the Prawn Bonnet.

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

I.C. posted:


I think the world is ready for the Prawn Bonnet.

*Smells prawn bonnet* The horror. The horror. *Shudder/death rattle*

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.

I.C. posted:

I think the world is ready for the Prawn Bonnet.

Do you think it could handle making pastries?

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

I.C. posted:

I think the world is ready for the Prawn Bonnet.

I think you missed a trick not calling it the Pronnet

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
These puns are prawnographic.

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


Yawgmoth posted:

What are you doing with coffee that involves a microwave?

No, the question was what are you doing with fish that involves a coffee maker.

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

Rysithusiku posted:

I watched a show once (I want to say dinner impossible?) where a professional loving chef burnt the sushi rice 3 times in a row because he got distracted for 30sec. so the 4th time he literally just stood there, unmoving, staring at the pan from start to finish.

They need to bring that back for another season, it was a fun show

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

Screaming Idiot posted:

LIFEHACK: DRINK YOUR MEAT, LIQUEFY ANIMALS, ABSORB THEM WITHOUT CHEWING, MAKE THE MEAT A PART OF YOU, gently caress BEANS, EAT MORE COWS CHICKENS HORSES DOGS KITTENS OTHER HUMANS EAT THE loving MEAT YOU loving BASTARDS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZP7K9SycELA

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT
Carl Sagan smoked a lot of weed

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


CommonShore posted:

No, the question was what are you doing with fish that involves a coffee maker.

PenguinKnight posted:

for fish I'd think a percolator would work better...


Diabeesting
Apr 29, 2006

turn right to escape
If you haven't watched the video demo for the Bripe, you owe it to yourself. It contains the maximum safe dose of old shirtless long haired hippies jumping off waterfalls while briping.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014


I've never seen more than 30 minutes of Twin Peaks, but I somehow immediately knew this was a scene from Twin Peaks.

Neito
Feb 18, 2009

😌Finally, an avatar the describes my love of tech❤️‍💻, my love of anime💖🎎, and why I'll never see a real girl 🙆‍♀️naked😭.

My best description of the Bripe is "This is like the coffee version of vaping".

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

"Like"?

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
My best description of the Bripe is "like a napalm enema", but maybe I was doing it wrong.

Neito
Feb 18, 2009

😌Finally, an avatar the describes my love of tech❤️‍💻, my love of anime💖🎎, and why I'll never see a real girl 🙆‍♀️naked😭.

Well, I mean, Starbucks doesn't even like you using a plastic straw to drink hot drinks, and this guys saying "HEY SUCK ON SOME BOILING BEAN WATER WITH THIS HIGHLY HEAT-CONDUCTIVE COPPER PIPE BETWEEN YOUR FACELIPS."

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer
https://i.imgur.com/oUoFeDH.mp4

appropriatemetaphor
Jan 26, 2006


i guess being a babe is a life hack

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Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Now what do I want on my cellphone. Boob sweat or rear end sweat.

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