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Grand Prize Winner
Feb 19, 2007


Tias posted:

gravity bongs are the loving gnarliest hits I ever took. It's been maybe twenty years, and the thought still makes my lungs itch

lol @ this guy confusing gravity bongs and crack pipes, they look nothing at all alike

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Egg Moron
Jul 21, 2003

the dreams of the delighting void

Grand Prize Winner posted:

look at this dingus, who grew up not knowing what a crack pipe looks like





this is my favoriyte crack pipe, if you're feeling like you want to you can flow in a hit, leave some in there and kind of walk around with a sipping weed for a bit, impressing everyone around you

also it makes your spouse think he or she is too good for you

Tias
May 25, 2008

Pictured: the patron saint of internet political arguments (probably)

This avatar made possible by a gift from the Religionthread Posters Relief Fund
and they'd be right!

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
i bet none of you losers ever even smoked crack

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Al! posted:

i bet none of you losers ever even smoked crack

my old roommate accidentally smoked it twice

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

my old roommate accidentally smoked it twice

once is a mistake. twice is a habit.

forbidden dialectics
Jul 26, 2005





https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tsfnuyyjaB0

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
apparently some of his friends thought a funny prank would be to slip a crack rock into a bowl while passing around a pipe at parties

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

apparently some of his friends thought a funny prank would be to slip a crack rock into a bowl while passing around a pipe at parties

im dubious, unless he was smoking that rock with a torch it wouldn't have gotten hot enough to properly vaporize

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.
Crack Tips and Tricks itt


I never knew viper was so a e s t h e t I c

Grand Prize Winner
Feb 19, 2007


Al! posted:

i bet none of you losers ever even smoked crack

i used to find crackpipes around my high school. If you plugged up the top of bigger ones you'd end up with a decent drip-feeder for a small plant

everyone loved my chili soup lemme tell ya.

Mycroft Holmes
Mar 26, 2010

by Azathoth

Dreddout posted:

Crack Tips and Tricks itt


I never knew viper was so a e s t h e t I c

Prav
Oct 29, 2011

Dreddout posted:

Crack Tips and Tricks itt


I never knew viper was so a e s t h e t I c



Xand_Man posted:

I'm reading about this now (thanks Internet) and it sounds like the protagonist is an abusive monster

Xand_Man
Mar 2, 2004

If what you say is true
Wutang might be dangerous


OTOH Level Caps are a real measurable thing that exists in that world and apparently he can raise them with his dick?

This has some promise.

Xand_Man has issued a correction as of 23:34 on Sep 13, 2017

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
https://twitter.com/govmikehuckabee/status/907677644891848705

loquacius posted:

"im not owned! im not owned!!", i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a pornhub

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.
What if superman raped people once in a while and also his theme song was the east german national anthem?

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Volcott posted:

What if superman raped people once in a while and also his theme song was the east german national anthem?

The Boys comic had a nazi superhero

Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011

Comrayn
Jul 22, 2008
why would a skull man wear smaller skulls? Seems kind of hosed up

Terror Sweat
Mar 15, 2009

Comrayn posted:

why would a skull man wear smaller skulls? Seems kind of hosed up

You clearly don't understand undead traditions

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

cripes

got a lot of gripes already

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

so how do they discriminate then, do they roll out a tape measurer for the pelvic cavity

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Lastgirl posted:

so how do they discriminate then, do they roll out a tape measurer for the pelvic cavity
Dress code

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016



memories

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit

https://twitter.com/seanhannity/status/908167642539798528

420 Gank Mid
Dec 26, 2008

WARNING: This poster is a huge bitch!


deleted

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

Comrayn posted:

why would a skull man wear smaller skulls? Seems kind of hosed up

Humans wear clothing with faces on them tho

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit


https://twitter.com/seanhannity/status/908170255238922243


It was this but with @SenMajLdr or something

Grondoth
Feb 18, 2011

Never trust the skeletons

Hodgepodge
Jan 29, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 200 days!

Lastgirl posted:

so how do they discriminate then, do they roll out a tape measurer for the pelvic cavity

wimmin skeletons wear skull-boobs, i assume

Zeris
Apr 15, 2003

Quality posting direct from my brain to your face holes.
https://twitter.com/Evan_McMullin/status/908134472884695041

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

The replies :discourse:

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Dreddout posted:

Dress code



lmbo

Sestze
Jun 6, 2004



Cybernetic Crumb
that's your Undead Wife, by the way, which you can court and marry

Rand alPaul
Feb 3, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo

What awesome game is this? :swoon:

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

(and can't post for 19 days!)

Dragon Commander.

e: lizards with breasts? trash game, do not buy

Pener Kropoopkin has issued a correction as of 07:19 on Sep 14, 2017

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Pener Kropoopkin posted:

Dragon Commander.

e: lizards with breasts? trash game, do not buy

a tall cool glass of lizard milk

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
the free range lizard dairy has rotten meat laying around everywhere to attract insects

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Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Sestze posted:

that's your Undead Wife, by the way, which you can court and marry

No that's a different one, this one's just a background character in your Zeppelin's tavern

(Undead Wife is best girl btw)

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