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Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




next post i see talking about d&d had better have stats for an owlbear

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Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
hilldawg is back, baby!

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

dads & dinosaurs

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

bennyfranks posted:

Went for a walk in the forest, saw that Truth needed my help and advocacy and decided to try and call out some racist, sexist rhetoric from the Sanders camp, because he won't, apparently.

Yes... T.R.U.T.H., (Trumped-Up Really Urgent Timing Hillary) I thought that was abandoned long since. That project is still classified. You'd speak so freely of this incident in the forum? We're already watchlisted for this conversation *takes a long drag of a cig and ashes it* It was worth it, because T.R.U.T.H. will set us free

verification code: h1ll4ry

Memorize the code and burn it, these posts never happened.

Down with the Bernard Brothers, Up with Corporate Feminism

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

bump_fn posted:

why the gently caress isn't this thread called "I mean, if you've seen the musical Hamilton-"



no seriously

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool

Squizzle posted:

next post i see talking about d&d had better have stats for an owlbear

Size Large
Type Monstrosity
Alignment Unaligned
AC 13 (Natural Armor)
HP 59 (7d10+21)
Speed 40 ft.
STR 20
DEX 12
CON 17
INT 3
WIS 12
CHA 7
Senses Darkvision 60 Ft.
Passive Perception 13
Skills Perception +3
Challenge Rating 3
Roll 0
1d20 + 7
1d10+5
Roll 1
1d20 + 7
2d8+5

ThndrShk2k
Nov 3, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo
Bread Liar

bump_fn posted:

why the gently caress isn't this thread called "I mean, if you've seen the musical Hamilton-"

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

My two favorite editions are 5th and 3.5 in that order

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

bump_fn posted:

why the gently caress isn't this thread called "I mean, if you've seen the musical Hamilton-"

mt quoting as a collective posting bargaining action to exact change here and now

you cant silence us with deep st8 moderation

more posting power! paid to shitpost!

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
https://twitter.com/MattBors/status/907983545229963264

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

that ending punchline is really good

Matt Zerella
Oct 7, 2002

Norris'es are back baby. It's good again. Awoouu (fox Howl)

heckin school debt for entrepreneurs

gonna do your Syria a bomb

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbSj78VIhJQ

Frijolero
Jan 24, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo

loquacius posted:

My two favorite editions are 5th and 3.5 in that order

Can't wait for Bernard Sanders to be president so he can ban nerd poo poo like animes and D&D.

The only state sanctioned fun will be woodworking and b-ball.

ThndrShk2k
Nov 3, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo
Bread Liar

Frijolero posted:

Can't wait for Bernard Sanders to be president so he can ban nerd poo poo like animes and D&D.

The only state sanctioned fun will be woodworking and b-ball.
Bernie Sanders would accept many P&P games, including 13th age which gives great flexibility not only to character creation, but world building as well.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

lol



Frijolero
Jan 24, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo

Lim-Banel Madona is wonderful. Have you seen Hamilton?

Wraith of J.O.I.
Jan 25, 2012


has anyone seen any higher profile media dems support or say anything about bernie's bill? after a quick scan, none of the pod save america dudes have tweeted anything about it today, nor has neera, joy has only tweeted negative things (unrealistic), chait wrote an article saying i sucks, etc

any high profile knees bend today other than the co sponsors?

ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth

Squizzle posted:

next post i see talking about d&d had better have stats for an owlbear

The political forum Debate and Discuss is really bad full of cspam outcasts, and delusional people that still think Hillary was a good candidate.

code:
OWL BEAR
Armor Class: 5
Hit Points: 5 to 30
Attacks: 3 (claw / claw / bite)
Damage: 1 to 8 / 1 to 8 / 1 to 8
Special: If both caws hit, crush for 2 to 16
XP: 175
 If both of the owl bear's claws successfully hit its target, the victim 
receives an additional 2 to 16 points of damage from a bone-crushing hug. 

OWL BEAR, YOUNG
Armor Class: 5
Hit Points: 2 to 12
Attacks: 3 (claw / claw / bite)
Damage: 1 to 4 / 1 to 4 / 1 to 4
Special: -
XP: 20  

ThndrShk2k
Nov 3, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo
Bread Liar


Not Sure for President!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OHm6FsgJM8

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008


guaranteed to make everyone mad

anime was right
Jun 27, 2008

death is certain
keep yr cool

Wraith of J.O.I. posted:

has anyone seen any higher profile media dems support or say anything about bernie's bill? after a quick scan, none of the pod save america dudes have tweeted anything about it today, nor has neera, joy has only tweeted negative things (unrealistic), chait wrote an article saying i sucks, etc

any high profile knees bend today other than the co sponsors?

they're not gonna bend the knee because all of their taxes will go up

Frijolero
Jan 24, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo

ThndrShk2k posted:

Bernie Sanders would accept many P&P games, including 13th age which gives great flexibility not only to character creation, but world building as well.

Bernie Sandros doesn't fuckinf play imagination games you fucks.

He's a console gamer and his k/d is 2-0 as of August 28th (yeah fuckos he's been busy giving you free healthcare).

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




ate poo poo on live tv posted:

The political forum Debate and Discuss is really bad full of cspam outcasts, and delusional people that still think Hillary was a good candidate.

code:
OWL BEAR
Armor Class: 5
Hit Points: 5 to 30
Attacks: 3 (claw / claw / bite)
Damage: 1 to 8 / 1 to 8 / 1 to 8
Special: If both caws hit, crush for 2 to 16
XP: 175
 If both of the owl bear's claws successfully hit its target, the victim 
receives an additional 2 to 16 points of damage from a bone-crushing hug. 

OWL BEAR, YOUNG
Armor Class: 5
Hit Points: 2 to 12
Attacks: 3 (claw / claw / bite)
Damage: 1 to 4 / 1 to 4 / 1 to 4
Special: -
XP: 20  


man this is a good post

Frijolero
Jan 24, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo

Squizzle posted:

man this is a good post

:wrong:

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yp_93xxPR5o

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008





ah well, everyone makes mistakes you know

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
Bernie called me an n-word f-word on x box live but it's okay because he also got me 6 times unopposed.

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008


I'm the mercenary lanyard explaining to Yucky Zucky that he may already have up to 30% of the vote--and btw Trump did very well with ~35% of the vote for most of the GOP primary process.

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


ThndrShk2k
Nov 3, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo
Bread Liar

Frijolero posted:

Bernie Sandros doesn't fuckinf play imagination games you fucks.

He's a console gamer and his k/d is 2-0 as of August 28th (yeah fuckos he's been busy giving you free healthcare).
Bernie Sanders played M.U.L.E. Multiple Use Labor Element on the original atari and never lost.

Thankfully he can still play it with modern graphics and as a... board game?

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
ty mods

also lol

https://twitter.com/KamalaHarris/status/908040211992637440

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy
Me unironically right now:

https://twitter.com/ChrisMegerian/status/731311992510631937

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

even the doggos feel the bern

Nanomashoes
Aug 18, 2012

https://twitter.com/CNN/status/908143376838656000
Party Unity My rear end

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013


He's giving Democrats an opportunity to attach their brands to a positive agenda that people actually want, and which will give them a concrete reason to support Democrats in the future.

But the way she bulldozed over "he did campaign for you" is pretty impressive.

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

lmao she'll never recover from her total humilation

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

Galaxy brain: Clinton is using reverse psychology to make everyone love bernie because she knows nobody will ever like her ever

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Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

Venom Snake posted:

Galaxy brain: Clinton is using reverse psychology to make everyone love bernie because she knows nobody will ever like her ever

Remember when you said she's a nice grandma?

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