Schadenfreude Thread: What did they think would happen?

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Fuzzy Mammal: Aug 15, 2001; Lipstick Apathy

Proteus Jones posted:

You have a real bad definition of schadenfreude.

What am I supposed to feel other than revulsion and disgust from seeing a puppy being hurled to it's death?

I hate whoever it was that did it, I hate the person who filmed, and I hate you for posting it.

I guess the schadenfreude is on me for expecting something other than a puppy snuff film.

Hi and welcome to the Something Awful forums. It's too bad you feel that way, but rest assured, I don't give a poo poo.

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Proteus Jones: Feb 28, 2013

canyoneer posted:

A good name for a metal album

OK, yeah. I'll concede that's a pretty good album name.

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a kitten: Aug 5, 2006

Fuzzy Mammal posted:

Hi and welcome to the Something Awful forums. It's too bad you feel that way, but rest assured, I don't give a poo poo.

Get hosed

# ? Sep 14, 2017 00:16

Proteus Jones: Feb 28, 2013

Fuzzy Mammal posted:

Hi and welcome to the Something Awful forums. It's too bad you feel that way, but rest assured, I don't give a poo poo.

LOL, OK.

# ? Sep 14, 2017 00:16

Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

Phanatic posted:

City prosecutor gets poo poo-face drunk, drives the wrong way down a one-way street, and smashes into a parked car just as the driver was getting into it, injuring him.

The first cop on the scene realizes that hey, this is a city prosecutor, and calls his watch commander to tell him "Hey, a prosecutor just DUIed into some guy." The watch commander instantly orders him to switch from the recorded police line, to another line that's not recorded.

Except whoops! It was recorded, after all. And so the multiple phone calls where the cops discuss how to futz the field sobriety tests so allow the poo poo-face drunk prosecutor to pass them, so that they don't have to give him a breathalyzer test, and get a story straight between them, are now all public record. You can read them here:

http://woodtv.com/2017/09/13/grpd-phone-line-recordings-of-ex-prosecutors-crash-released/

Notfreude:

Too bad for the guy injured in this, since because the cops let the drunk who plowed into him go it's impossible to prove he was DUI in the civil case.

"Taken out of context" HOW CAN ANY OF THIS HAVE BEEN TAKEN OUT OF CONTEXT

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greazeball: Feb 4, 2003

Trig Discipline posted:

Oh man the hits just keep coming.

Equifax had 'admin' as login and password in Argentina

I hope this story never ends

# ? Sep 14, 2017 00:23

Byzantine: Sep 1, 2007

"In February, GRPD Chief David Rahinsky and Grand Rapids City Manager Greg Sundstrom agreed to termination hearings for all three officers. However, the city reached agreements with the police union for a lighter punishment for two of them."

Hm.

# ? Sep 14, 2017 00:29

Voyager I: Jun 29, 2012; This is how your posting feels.
🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥

Fuzzy Mammal posted:

Hi and welcome to the Something Awful forums. It's too bad you feel that way, but rest assured, I don't give a poo poo.

The whole point of Shadenfreude is that you're supposed to enjoy it. If you derive satisfaction from watching puppies get murdered you have some serious loving problems.

# ? Sep 14, 2017 00:33

3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

Voyager I posted:

The whole point of Shadenfreude is that you're supposed to enjoy it. If you derive satisfaction from watching puppies get murdered you have some serious loving problems.

It's not about what you're supposed to or not supposed to feel; Freude literally means joy.

e: I would feel slightly joyous if Fuzzy Mammal got probed.

# ? Sep 14, 2017 00:35

Harry Potter on Ice: Nov 4, 2006; IF IM NOT BITCHING ABOUT HOW SHITTY MY LIFE IS, REPORT ME FOR MY ACCOUNT HAS BEEN HIJACKED

Don't you DARE tell me how to feel after watching someone kill a puppy (I didn't watch it and assumed it wasn't real, ostrich through life)

# ? Sep 14, 2017 00:40

Double Punctuation: Dec 30, 2009; Ships were made for sinking;
Whiskey made for drinking;
If we were made of cellophane
We'd all get stinking drunk much faster!

Googling that guy's name turns up nothing, and the whole thing is clickbaity, so I'm going to go with
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7qKcJF4fOPs

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hawowanlawow: Jul 27, 2009

drat kids don't even remember the puppy throwing video

those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it

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CommissarMega: Nov 18, 2008; THUNDERDOME LOSER

Josef bugman posted:

https://itsgoingdown.org/big-trouble-in-little-nazi-town/

The alt-right is turning on itself and stabbing each other. It's just wonderful.

Yesss more of this please :allears:

Only thing better than punching Nazis is when they do it to each other.

# ? Sep 14, 2017 01:02

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

Quick! Someone post that video of the girl in heels crushing puppies under a board! And then we can start posting Chechnya soldiers getting beheaded! Lets take this thread allllllll the way back to 2002 internet snuff films!

# ? Sep 14, 2017 01:08

OldTennisCourt: Sep 11, 2011; by VideoGames

Fuzzy Mammal posted:

Hi and welcome to the Something Awful forums. It's too bad you feel that way, but rest assured, I don't give a poo poo.

gently caress dude you're so loving rad

# ? Sep 14, 2017 01:12

Zaphod42: Sep 13, 2012; If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

http://www.theroot.com/white-man-who-yelled-shut-up-slave-at-black-man-durin-1806113872

quote:

White Man Who Yelled �Shut Up, Slave!� at Black Man During Altercation at Chicago Starbucks Now Faces Hate Crime Charges

The altercation eventually ended after Boucher was seen punching an older man who was walking in his direction to the ground, prompting bystanders to take him down until police arrived. The man Boucher struck had to be taken to the hospital for an eye injury.

In August the judge looking at the case and must have realized that there was no justice here and issued a no-bond arrest warrant for four new felony hate crime charges, and also upgraded the misdemeanor battery charges to felony aggravated battery charges, the Cook County State�s Attorney�s Office confirmed, according to the Washington Post.

On Saturday Boucher was booked into the county jail with bond set at $50,000. If convicted, he will face probation or a maximum of five years in prison for each of the four aggravated battery charges that he is now facing. If convicted of the hate crime charges, he faces one to three years in prison a pop, which sounds a lot more like justice to me.

Zaphod42 has a new favorite as of 01:16 on Sep 14, 2017

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Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

https://i.imgur.com/0pyf3S5.mp4

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Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

Zaphod42 posted:

http://www.theroot.com/white-man-who-yelled-shut-up-slave-at-black-man-durin-1806113872

Should of let dude kick his rear end once he spit on him.

# ? Sep 14, 2017 01:21

ijzer: Apr 12, 2013; it's friday i'm in love with ice cream

Say Nothing posted:

i don't know if you have a bunch of these saved up for derails or what, but you're doing the lord's work right here.

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OldTennisCourt: Sep 11, 2011; by VideoGames

Say Nothing is essentially the mod of these threads.

# ? Sep 14, 2017 01:32

MisterBibs: Jul 17, 2010; dolla dolla
bill y'all; Fun Shoe

Say Nothing posted:

Related to this, does anyone have that story similar to this, but it was some medical building, the materials combined to form bone-dense material, and the unfortunate worker who did it basically had to cut bone-hard material off every surface?

# ? Sep 14, 2017 01:35

Saint Freak: Apr 16, 2007; Regretting is an insult to oneself; Buglord

2017 please stop

# ? Sep 14, 2017 01:40

Voyager I: Jun 29, 2012; This is how your posting feels.
🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥

Fuzzy Mammal posted:

Hi and welcome to the Something Awful forums. It's too bad you feel that way, but rest assured, I don't give a poo poo.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

This right here, this is the good stuff.

# ? Sep 14, 2017 01:57

Double Punctuation: Dec 30, 2009; Ships were made for sinking;
Whiskey made for drinking;
If we were made of cellophane
We'd all get stinking drunk much faster!

Fuzzy Mammal posted:

Hi and welcome to the Something Awful forums. It's too bad you feel that way, but rest assured, I don't give a poo poo.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

S.A Bird Throws Fuzzy Mammal Off a Cliff In PYF! (Must see!)

# ? Sep 14, 2017 02:06

I brought my Drake: Jul 10, 2014; These high-G injections have some serious side effects after pulling so many jumps.

Say Nothing posted:

https://i.imgur.com/0pyf3S5.mp4

Track yourself before you rack yourself.

# ? Sep 14, 2017 02:13

kupachek: Aug 5, 2015; This man’s brain is trembling in the balance between reason and insanity, and as he stalks on with clenched fist and sword in hand, as though he still saw those murderous Russians gunners.

Double Punctuation posted:

Googling that guy's name turns up nothing, and the whole thing is clickbaity

Lance Cpl. David Motari. CNN covered it in June 2008.

http://www.cnn.com/2008/US/06/12/marine.puppy/

# ? Sep 14, 2017 02:14

Double Punctuation: Dec 30, 2009; Ships were made for sinking;
Whiskey made for drinking;
If we were made of cellophane
We'd all get stinking drunk much faster!

kupachek posted:

Lance Cpl. David Motari. CNN covered it in June 2008.

http://www.cnn.com/2008/US/06/12/marine.puppy/

Oh.

...umm...

...Some poor marine named David Mart is going to get death threats now, isn't he?

Thanks, fucktard clickbait YouTube guy. :thumbsup:

# ? Sep 14, 2017 02:20

Byzantine: Sep 1, 2007

kupachek posted:

Lance Cpl. David Motari. CNN covered it in June 2008.

http://www.cnn.com/2008/US/06/12/marine.puppy/

I don't see anything saying they executed him, so not good enough.

# ? Sep 14, 2017 02:25

kupachek: Aug 5, 2015; This man’s brain is trembling in the balance between reason and insanity, and as he stalks on with clenched fist and sword in hand, as though he still saw those murderous Russians gunners.

Serves David Mart for being such a horrible jerk in the first place :smuggo:

# ? Sep 14, 2017 02:31

U-DO Burger: Nov 12, 2007

Phanatic posted:

Jesus Christ. I just got denied a desk job with local police and I'm feeling mopey as gently caress right now because my family is poor and it would have been a massive pay increase but on the other hand it's nice to know I won't be associated with bullshit like this

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MNIMWA: Dec 1, 2014

https://i.imgur.com/TySifgG.gifv

# ? Sep 14, 2017 02:37

funmanguy: Apr 20, 2006; What time is it?

ijzer posted:

i don't know if you have a bunch of these saved up for derails or what, but you're doing the lord's work right here.

Say nothing has binders full of gifs

# ? Sep 14, 2017 02:39

DavidAlltheTime: Feb 14, 2008; All David...all the TIME!

Took me 3 loops to realize the dog's leash was tied to her ankle. Either that, or a poltergeist is at work here.

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Samizdata: May 14, 2007

trickybiscuits posted:

This would never happen because every police dog is a good boy.

They're ALL good cops, Brent.

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Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

DavidAlltheTime posted:

Took me 3 loops to realize the dog's leash was tied to her ankle. Either that, or a poltergeist is at work here.

I'm not your geist, buddy.

# ? Sep 14, 2017 03:32

Professor of Cats: Mar 22, 2009

Fuzzy Mammal posted:

Hi and welcome to the Something Awful forums. It's too bad you feel that way, but rest assured, I don't give a poo poo.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

hahah holy poo poo guy, your fukkin rap sheet. First four I clicked on were all dog related...including this one.

What the gently caress buddy?

# ? Sep 14, 2017 03:39

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

Oops.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sBQvbvP9Srg

# ? Sep 14, 2017 03:57

Zaphod42: Sep 13, 2012; If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

Say Nothing posted:

Oops.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sBQvbvP9Srg

"how the hell'd you do that??" :shobon:

Its so funny watching guys act macho for knocking over 90 bricks when they're all stacked with tiny gaps between them. Stack them in a row and see what happens tough guy. Also use decent materials lmao.

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3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3Gd8E8uTv8

(The idea was they just picked a scrawny-looking guy from the audience to show it's not easy to punch through a door and then have Nummisto or the other buff dude punch through it.)

e: Aptly, the lovely show was called "Don't Watch".

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Platystemon: Feb 13, 2012; BREADS

funmanguy posted:

Say nothing has binders full of gifs

BRB; getting quotes from places that do lenticular printing.

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