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Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
Everything I've read about Dresden Files seems like some fun supernatural ideas with the main character being probably the least interesting and original thing about it.

Also, every setting's Lovecraft ripoff ancient reality-destroying abominations always seem to be infinitely more boring conceptually than anything Lovecraft ever wrote. Even the black people.

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Ninurta
Sep 19, 2007
What the HELL? That's my cutting board.

Inescapable Duck posted:

Everything I've read about Dresden Files seems like some fun supernatural ideas with the main character being probably the least interesting and original thing about it.

Also, every setting's Lovecraft ripoff ancient reality-destroying abominations always seem to be infinitely more boring conceptually than anything Lovecraft ever wrote. Even the black people.

Dresden is an aquired taste. It is Urban Fantasy Ramen. It starts generic and gets better in book 3.

For Lovecraft I would recommend either Lovecraft Country or the updated Beast of Red Hook.

Wapole Languray
Jul 4, 2012

Dresden Files is straight up modern-day pulp. As in cheap disposable fiction writtent competently but workmanlike, with an emphasis on sex, violence, and the lurid. It's the 21st Century nerd equivalent of Doc Savage. They're fun, have only a few creepy/messed up moments (in urban fantasy overall getting sex stuff pretty OK is a BIG accomplishment. I mean, he unilaterally equates rape with evil fuckers, and actively discourages sex that isn't between two equals with total consent between them) but I wouldn't call it fine lit, but poo poo man there's so much worse it's not even worth picking on them.

Can I just say though, gently caress the Magicians I have no idea why people like that garbo series. I think it's cause they're brain-damaged and think DARK+CHILDRENS THING= GOOD because Christ Harry Potter as a useless whiny rear end in a top hat in Narnia is not fun it's loving tedious. Characters basically never develop, interesting relationships are thrown in the garbage so people can act like mindless fucks because they have to be miserable, there's like 5 different series worth of concepts and ideas crammed together and barely developed, a giant magic furry rapes a woman to death, and gently caress Quentin I was waiting three books for you not to be useless and you hosed IT. Why couldn't we read about the cool gay wizard with relationship issues? He was more interesting. Or just have the superfluous add-on main character from the third book be there the whole time because goddamn she was just shoved in there.

Bussamove
Feb 25, 2006

The TV series for The Magicians is pretty decent and I couldn't get fifteen pages into the novels after I watched that. Everyone had to have snarky loving one liners and the writing was bad on top of that and loving hell man urban fantasy is my guilty pleasure give me something.

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Inescapable Duck posted:

Everything I've read about Dresden Files seems like some fun supernatural ideas with the main character being probably the least interesting and original thing about it
It always struck me as "Boring Hellblazer"

there wolf
Jan 11, 2015

by Fluffdaddy

Wapole Languray posted:

Dresden Files is straight up modern-day pulp. As in cheap disposable fiction writtent competently but workmanlike, with an emphasis on sex, violence, and the lurid. It's the 21st Century nerd equivalent of Doc Savage. They're fun, have only a few creepy/messed up moments (in urban fantasy overall getting sex stuff pretty OK is a BIG accomplishment. I mean, he unilaterally equates rape with evil fuckers, and actively discourages sex that isn't between two equals with total consent between them) but I wouldn't call it fine lit, but poo poo man there's so much worse it's not even worth picking on them.

Can I just say though, gently caress the Magicians I have no idea why people like that garbo series. I think it's cause they're brain-damaged and think DARK+CHILDRENS THING= GOOD because Christ Harry Potter as a useless whiny rear end in a top hat in Narnia is not fun it's loving tedious. Characters basically never develop, interesting relationships are thrown in the garbage so people can act like mindless fucks because they have to be miserable, there's like 5 different series worth of concepts and ideas crammed together and barely developed, a giant magic furry rapes a woman to death, and gently caress Quentin I was waiting three books for you not to be useless and you hosed IT. Why couldn't we read about the cool gay wizard with relationship issues? He was more interesting. Or just have the superfluous add-on main character from the third book be there the whole time because goddamn she was just shoved in there.

It's not just kid stuff but daarrrk; it's a pretty biting takedown of a certain kind of children's lit. Or at least the first one was. I never got around to more of it because I feared lovely characters remaining lovely because the author just thinks it's more fun to write the flagellation of assholes over character growth.

Brass Key
Sep 15, 2007

Attention! Something tremendous has happened!
It's not "a biting takedown of a certain kind of children's lit", it's a dude who thinks he's doing that but comes off as babby's first criticism of "chosen one" fiction filled with his own uncomfortable fixations that make it way worse than the most tepid narnia ripoff, because at least the narnia ripoff doesn't have furry demon rape and characters that can't pull themselves out of their asses ~because, like, they're not special, man, I'm making a literary point~.

Perestroika
Apr 8, 2010

Wapole Languray posted:

Dresden Files is straight up modern-day pulp. As in cheap disposable fiction writtent competently but workmanlike, with an emphasis on sex, violence, and the lurid. It's the 21st Century nerd equivalent of Doc Savage. They're fun, have only a few creepy/messed up moments (in urban fantasy overall getting sex stuff pretty OK is a BIG accomplishment. I mean, he unilaterally equates rape with evil fuckers, and actively discourages sex that isn't between two equals with total consent between them) but I wouldn't call it fine lit, but poo poo man there's so much worse it's not even worth picking on them.

Can I just say though, gently caress the Magicians I have no idea why people like that garbo series. I think it's cause they're brain-damaged and think DARK+CHILDRENS THING= GOOD because Christ Harry Potter as a useless whiny rear end in a top hat in Narnia is not fun it's loving tedious. Characters basically never develop, interesting relationships are thrown in the garbage so people can act like mindless fucks because they have to be miserable, there's like 5 different series worth of concepts and ideas crammed together and barely developed, a giant magic furry rapes a woman to death, and gently caress Quentin I was waiting three books for you not to be useless and you hosed IT. Why couldn't we read about the cool gay wizard with relationship issues? He was more interesting. Or just have the superfluous add-on main character from the third book be there the whole time because goddamn she was just shoved in there.

Dresden Files is basically the fast-food equivalent of urban fantasy. Not high literature by any means and in some ways pretty bad, but generally quite entertaining and very well-paced. When I find myself finished with a book series and unsure what to read next, I often pick those back up. They're just plain fun to read and you can blast through each book in a couple of days easy.

And as for The Magicians, I basically nope'd right out of there after the second graphic furry sex/rape scene. Once is a mistake, twice is a pattern.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Dresden also has the protagonist try to do the whole "chivalrous male" thing and get repeatedly shut down by strong female characters who think he's an idiot until he finally stops.

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat

PJOmega posted:

So you're saying this...


Is an inaccurate representation of this...


When someone attacked Ready Player One and Dresden Files in this thread.

C'mon champ, you're hopefully better than this.
Holy poo poo, you're an idiot. Post #3 in his history shits on Ready Player One, he personally tells you that he hates Ready Player One, and it doesn't take Socrates to figure out that maybe he just didn't feel like snipping the quote in his first post even though he was only responding to part of it. Maybe if he'd known that some Internet attorney would try to hang a case on it two years later (God knows why), he'd have been more careful.

What do you even get out of this? He's the same angry dork in that post whether he's mad about one book or two.

Sham bam bamina! has a new favorite as of 13:52 on Sep 14, 2017

BravestOfTheLamps
Oct 12, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Lipstick Apathy
People seem to be insanely insecure about Dresden Files being terrible.

SUPERMAN'S GAL PAL
Feb 21, 2006

Holy Moly! DARKSEID IS!

chitoryu12 posted:

Dresden also has the protagonist try to do the whole "chivalrous male" thing and get repeatedly shut down by strong female characters who think he's an idiot until he finally stops.

Are the female characters still boiled down to Madonna/Whore stereotypes? Butcher is hardly as egregious about it as most urban fantasy writers, but after seven? (or is it twelve?) books worth of the tough lady cop with a sword or a demon sidekick who he won't sleep with can he write past "strong female character?" Apologies if I'm remembering wrong, it's been a long time since I attempted to read the books when my peer group wouldn't stop loving talking about how supposedly great they were (book 1, which I know is the worst one, got thrown against a wall after the first chapter).

BravestOfTheLamps posted:

People seem to be insanely insecure about Dresden Files being terrible.

I think this applies to most entertainment that folks identify with; in the case of Dresden Files I think a lot of guys identify with Harry Dresden because unlike Doc Savage (I think that's a really apt comparison btw Wapole) he's an imperfect guy trying to do the right thing, he just gets to do so with magic and vampires and reanimated dinosaur skeletons. I think people, and straight, cis men especially, dislike being challenged about their entertainment because they equate criticism with "you fail as/are less of a person for enjoying this." Which is funny because for all the scoffing at teenage girls for enjoying Twilight or The Hunger Games, those are also urban fantasy power trips (yes, Twilight - Edward all but disappears from the books once Bella becomes an uber-vampire).

Peanut Butler
Jul 25, 2003



so uh is this kind of intense aversion to just walking away from a perceived slight with a "lol ok" typical to this subforum?

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

The Dresden Files get a pass from me because every character rightly and openly identifies Harry as an idiot. Also IIRC the latest one had the goofy mortician turn into a skateboarder who hangs out with the talking skull all the time, they're fun pulp that really doesn't take itself seriously.

...if you want something by Butcher that DOES take itself seriously I've heard his pet project fantasy series is brainmeltingly bad.

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

food court bailiff posted:

...if you want something by Butcher that DOES take itself seriously I've heard his pet project fantasy series is brainmeltingly bad.

The steampunk one?

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

SUPERMAN'S GAL PAL posted:

Are the female characters still boiled down to Madonna/Whore stereotypes? Butcher is hardly as egregious about it as most urban fantasy writers, but after seven? (or is it twelve?) books worth of the tough lady cop with a sword or a demon sidekick who he won't sleep with can he write past "strong female character?" Apologies if I'm remembering wrong, it's been a long time since I attempted to read the books when my peer group wouldn't stop loving talking about how supposedly great they were (book 1, which I know is the worst one, got thrown against a wall after the first chapter).

I don't really get how Murphy or Susan are Madonna/Whore stereotypes. His hangups about a relationship with them are personal ones (in the case of Susan, she's a vampire who would probably kill him in a rage if they had sex) rather than viewing them as a whore if they have sex.

As far as I can remember, he doesn't even try to get in a relationship with any of the other female characters, pretty much all of whom are depicted as just as tough or tougher than all the male characters.

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

Wheat Loaf posted:

The steampunk one?

I don't know, it's the Something Codex I think? There was a really brief excerpt I read somewhere a long time ago and it sucked.

Bussamove
Feb 25, 2006

His Furies(?) series, where everyone has magic Pokemon to do their work for them, was pretty bad. Lots of dumb plot twists and one-dimensional characters and then the Zerg showed up I guess?

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

food court bailiff posted:

I don't know, it's the Something Codex I think? There was a really brief excerpt I read somewhere a long time ago and it sucked.

Oh, yeah, Codex Alera. That's the one he wrote because he'd always wanted to write a swords and horses medieval fantasy story. I know I read it but can only remember little of it. I believe the premise he gave when he pitched it was something to the effect of "lost Roman legion meets Pokémon".

Perestroika
Apr 8, 2010

food court bailiff posted:

I don't know, it's the Something Codex I think? There was a really brief excerpt I read somewhere a long time ago and it sucked.

Codex Alera. I haven't read it, though from what I've heard it's intensely bland. I have read the the steampunk one, Aeronaut's Windlass, though I don't really remember anything too remarkable from it except that some of its gimmicks (Cats can talk and are super catty and arrogant! All the magic users have super weird mental quirks!) got pretty played out in a hurry.

SUPERMAN'S GAL PAL
Feb 21, 2006

Holy Moly! DARKSEID IS!

Wheat Loaf posted:

I believe the premise he gave when he pitched it was something to the effect of "lost Roman legion meets Pokémon".

See, that sounds like it should be as fun as people find Dresden Files. How did he screw that up? Passion project with too much passion, not enough project?

Dienes
Nov 4, 2009

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Wheat Loaf posted:

Oh, yeah, Codex Alera. That's the one he wrote because he'd always wanted to write a swords and horses medieval fantasy story. I know I read it but can only remember little of it. I believe the premise he gave when he pitched it was something to the effect of "lost Roman legion meets Pokémon".

IIRC, he didn't pitch it as that - he asked for two random topics on a dare and those were the two he got, and it went from a single book to a series somehow.

Windlass is loving terrible.

Djeser
Mar 22, 2013


it's crow time again

I still haven't found the steampunk anthology book in my things, but I did find this excerpt in my imgur account:



To be charitable to a book that doesn't deserve it, that story was the worst.

Okay maybe like tied for worst between that, the anime airship story, and the fourth grade reading level story about a paranormal detective dog.

Solumin
Jan 11, 2013

SUPERMAN'S GAL PAL posted:

See, that sounds like it should be as fun as people find Dresden Files. How did he screw that up? Passion project with too much passion, not enough project?

I don't think he messed it up, it really is as fun as Dresden Files. It's not, you know, a great literary or high fantasy classic, but they're well written, pulpy stories. People who don't like Dresden Files aren't going to like Codex Alera for pretty much the same reasons.

But by all accounts, his steampunk series is garbage.

Hate Fibration
Apr 8, 2013

FLÄSHYN!
The Dresden Files series is easily one of the worst things I have ever read and also one of the most consistently entertaining

These two things are not mutually exclusive.

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

SUPERMAN'S GAL PAL posted:

See, that sounds like it should be as fun as people find Dresden Files. How did he screw that up? Passion project with too much passion, not enough project?

People should really realize that Dresden Files was kind of an accident, he wrote the first book to be absolutely generic genre tripe after getting upset that his ~~unique genius~~ wasn't appreciated, and his editor/professor/whatever ended up loving it and getting it published. The working title was SEMIAUTOMAGIC (which is a rad as hell title).

I wasn't like being facetious or anything about Harry Dresden being written as an idiot, Butcher genuinely seems to have started the whole series with a ton of contempt. It just kind of happens to "work" anyway because it's fun reading about an awkward Star Wars fanboy wizard fighting mystical wars against soul vampires and evil fairies in Chicago.

e: the 'big twist' of the latest Dresden book basically boils down to him managing to NOT utterly gently caress everything up for once

Senior Woodchuck
Aug 29, 2006

When you're lost out there and you're all alone, a light is waiting to carry you home
I was soured on The Magicians because all the early praise I heard from people was couched in a "It's Harry Potter for *smart people*" tone that I found obnoxious, and I'm a contrary bastard who will take any opportunity to not do something the "cool kids" are doing. It's a flaw, but I enjoyed the books I read instead, so it all worked out.

As for Jim Butcher, I love the Dresden Files even though I know it's basically popcorn (and occasionally the kind with the fake butter that's basically cheap lard). Codex Alera was disappointingly bland, and the first book in that steampunk series felt like more of the same (although I did like the cat).

TenCentFang
Sep 5, 2017

by Nyc_Tattoo

Senior Woodchuck posted:

I was soured on The Magicians because all the early praise I heard from people was couched in a "It's Harry Potter for *smart people*" tone that I found obnoxious

Wait till you hear about Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality.

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Senior Woodchuck posted:

the first book in that steampunk series felt like more of the same (although I did like the cat).

That cat was the most fleshed out and consistent character in the whole drat book.

TheKennedys
Sep 23, 2006

By my hand, I will take you from this godforsaken internet
I've got to second the "for once the TV show is actually way better" opinion re: The Magicians. I had the same problem, I couldn't manage to read the books after watching the first two seasons of the show, because the show took a sharp left early on and largely ignored most of the books, and ended up better for it. The books are super pretentious and Quentin is somehow even more of a whiny moron and ugh. No.

Trauma Dog 3000
Aug 30, 2017

by SA Support Robot
How do you people go outside

Trauma Dog 3000
Aug 30, 2017

by SA Support Robot

TheKennedys posted:

I've got to second the "for once the TV show is actually way better" opinion re: The Magicians. I had the same problem, I couldn't manage to read the books after watching the first two seasons of the show, because the show took a sharp left early on and largely ignored most of the books, and ended up better for it. The books are super pretentious and Quentin is somehow even more of a whiny moron and ugh. No.

Books can't be pretentious, that's not a real criticism

PJOmega
May 5, 2009

Hate Fibration posted:

The Dresden Files series is easily one of the worst things I have ever read and also one of the most consistently entertaining

These two things are not mutually exclusive.

And that's fine. Hell, I enjoyed listening to James Marsters do the audio books on a series of long rear end drives. There's a difference that more people need to learn between "I enjoyed this" and "this is good."

Though the book that didn't have Spike as the audiobook voice was painful to get through, and I don't know if that was because of the book or the voice.

The Vosgian Beast
Aug 13, 2011

Business is slow

Trauma Dog 3000 posted:

How do you people go outside

I use either my front or back door, assuming you mean when I'm at home and want to go outside.

Djeser
Mar 22, 2013


it's crow time again

I like to put on flip flops even when the weather isn't good for flip flops :c00l:

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Trauma Dog 3000 posted:

Books can't be pretentious, that's not a real criticism

The only non-pretentious art form is lewd public restroom graffiti.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Djeser posted:

I still haven't found the steampunk anthology book in my things, but I did find this excerpt in my imgur account:



To be charitable to a book that doesn't deserve it, that story was the worst.
It doesn't even read like a coherent narrative. It seems like it's just like the author's ideas for the story, not the actual story.

TheKennedys posted:

I've got to second the "for once the TV show is actually way better" opinion re: The Magicians.
Season one is pretty bad though.

Trauma Dog 3000 posted:

Books can't be pretentious, that's not a real criticism
What do you think "pretentious" means, and why can't it be applied to books?

wallaka
Jun 8, 2010

Least it wasn't a fucking red shell

PJOmega posted:

And that's fine. Hell, I enjoyed listening to James Marsters do the audio books on a series of long rear end drives. There's a difference that more people need to learn between "I enjoyed this" and "this is good."

Though the book that didn't have Spike as the audiobook voice was painful to get through, and I don't know if that was because of the book or the voice.

They had Marsters re-read it and it's not appreciably better.

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012

FreudianSlippers posted:

The only non-pretentious art form is lewd public restroom graffiti.

Clearly, someone has never been to the Tate Modern.

No, this isn't me cracking wise about their exhibits - the bathroom graffiti there is legit something else.

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Senior Woodchuck
Aug 29, 2006

When you're lost out there and you're all alone, a light is waiting to carry you home

Trauma Dog 3000 posted:

How do you people go outside

I only go because it's the only way I can get money for more books.

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