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Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

:owned:

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LongDarkNight
Oct 25, 2010

It's like watching the collapse of Western civilization in fast forward.
Oven Wrangler
You should pay your child support.

The Wiggly Wizard
Aug 21, 2008


Laffin it up over here in the facebook.tif thread thanks for the laffs keep the laffs coming

fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr
I'm not LOLin over here. I'm not LOLin at all. :(

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.

Guess you're going to jail, then.

SEX BURRITO
Jun 30, 2007

Not much fun
Bret needs one of those dad friend hoodies.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Are they both Juggalos? I bet they're Juggalos.

A Concrete Divider
Jan 20, 2012

The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating

SpacePig posted:

Guess you're going to jail, then.

Ok. Bye

A Concrete Divider
Jan 20, 2012

The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating

Cartoon Man posted:

Are they both Juggalos? I bet they're Juggalos.

No

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost
I'm surprised his job isn't garnishing his wages if he's 4k behind? Deadbeat parents deserve worse than death.

A Concrete Divider
Jan 20, 2012

The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating

Demon Of The Fall posted:

I'm surprised his job isn't garnishing his wages if he's 4k behind? Deadbeat parents deserve worse than death.

She just filed on him lol it's all backpay

A Concrete Divider
Jan 20, 2012

The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating
He isn't going to jail any drat time soon

sandoz
Jan 29, 2009


Demon Of The Fall posted:

I'm surprised his job isn't garnishing his wages if he's 4k behind? Deadbeat parents deserve worse than death.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

"On February 1, 2013, Walsh filed a motion to terminate child support obligations, claiming that as he was now unemployed he was unable to contribute to the support of his children."

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Candlelight Virgil posted:

He isn't going to jail any drat time soon

Good to know, keep me updated on the Bret case!

A Concrete Divider
Jan 20, 2012

The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating

steinrokkan posted:

Good to know, keep me updated on the Bret case!

Ok see you on October 3. Please leave me alone now.

Alien Sex Manual
Dec 14, 2010

is not a sandwich

Demon Of The Fall posted:

Deadbeat parents deserve worse than death.

5er
Jun 1, 2000
Probation
Can't post for 21 hours!

Pvt.Scott posted:

I'm fine with an astrophysicist who is also an astrologist. Science and the divine are like peanut butter and chocolate; two great tastes that taste great together. Find the balance within yourself. We are all stardust.

Nah it's a bit closer to peanut butter on the muzzle of the gun in your mouth.

Demon Of The Fall posted:

I'm surprised his job isn't garnishing his wages if he's 4k behind? Deadbeat parents deserve worse than death.

Don't worry. Deadbeat parents that don't die go into old age with children that hate and shame them until they succumb to the agonies of a cancer or renal problem that would be otherwise treatable if they hadn't ruined their bodies with all the alcohol abuse.

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007

What God wants, God gets, God help us all

5er posted:

Nah it's a bit closer to peanut butter on the muzzle of the gun in your mouth.


Don't worry. Deadbeat parents that don't die go into old age with children that hate and shame them until they succumb to the agonies of a cancer or renal problem that would be otherwise treatable if they hadn't ruined their bodies with all the alcohol abuse.

Guns are cool, too. Don't kinkshame. Some guys need a Steyr AUG in a locked cabinet to get hard.

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer
I gotta admit, I kinda like this one.

The Wiggly Wizard
Aug 21, 2008


Carrion Luggage
Nov 24, 2006

someone text them

A Concrete Divider
Jan 20, 2012

The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating
Anthony Waya is gonna get killed by the actual illuminati lol

Someone get tom hanks on this asap

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007

What God wants, God gets, God help us all
I always knew golf was only popular because it was propped up by some dark conspiracy.

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

Blue Train posted:

He has kind eyes. Maybe a teacher or clergyman

yeah right, knockoff leland palmer lookin motherfucker

maxe
Sep 23, 2004

BLURRED SWEET STREETLIGHTS SPEEDING PAST, FAST

They're good kids, Bret

kalel
Jun 19, 2012

Blue Train posted:

He has kind eyes. Maybe a teacher or clergyman

This is good

Salty Josh
Jul 13, 2016

Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world, I feel like I can't take it, and my heart is just going to cave in.
Nap Ghost

Twat McTwatterson posted:

lol hanging out as friends when you want to gently caress the other person lol

lololol

men and women cant be friends

A wise person once said, "She put me in the friend zone, so I put her in the rape zone"

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

A Concrete Divider
Jan 20, 2012

The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating

Salty Josh posted:

A wise person once said, "She put me in the friend zone, so I put her in the rape zone"

She put me in the friend zone, so I put her in da MothAfuckin ShArE zOnE.

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib

Salty Josh posted:

A wise person once said, "She put me in the friend zone, so I put her in the rape zone"

Yikes

Zombiepop
Mar 30, 2010

Candlelight Virgil posted:

She put me in the friend zone, so I put her in da MothAfuckin ShArE zOnE.

Yikes

WIFEY WATCHDOG
Jun 25, 2012

Yeah, well I don't trust this guy. I think he regifted, he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp.
Yi...kes

wa27
Jan 15, 2007

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

agreed, gently caress the police

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

How dare they pull people over when they have reasons!

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.
What's an Interstate-to-Go?

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy
nice Share Z0ne

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

What loving job could this possibly be about in the yool 2017?

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Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Captain Yossarian posted:

What loving job could this possibly be about in the yool 2017?

Bugchasers

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