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Stabby McDamage
Dec 11, 2005

Doctor Rope
Does anyone have that pic of an auto-generated sale promo that had "Save up to $NaN!" in fancy red cursive?

I want to teach a lesson on not trusting floats, and that thing is hilarious.

E:

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prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band
https://twitter.com/drewtoothpaste/status/908317693190778880

Stabby McDamage
Dec 11, 2005

Doctor Rope

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006
still shameful they didn't call it total Warhammer

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
total war: hammer

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band
https://twitter.com/andrewwogas/status/908178046724620288

:australia:

Liver Disaster
Mar 31, 2012

no more tears


Noice!

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
crikey

Schadenboner
Aug 15, 2011

by Shine

Isn't that word just how they greet each-other?

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

Shaggar posted:

still shameful they didn't call it total Warhammer

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Stabby McDamage posted:

Does anyone have that pic of an auto-generated sale promo that had "Save up to $NaN!" in fancy red cursive?

I want to teach a lesson on not trusting floats, and that thing is hilarious.

E:


The other shredding industry icon:

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually
https://twitter.com/Mobute/status/908311707646402560

PIZZA.BAT
Nov 12, 2016


:cheers:


and by build the wall i meant continue regular maintenance of the existing one

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
replace each part of the existing wall until there are no originals left. build the wall of theseus

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club




drat, hitting the curb is automatic fail here

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Vintersorg posted:

drat, hitting the curb is automatic fail here

I ran a stop sign coming out of the parking lot of the exam station and passed lol

Stymie
Jan 9, 2001

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

it's always breathtaking to see how casually racist and sexist australians are

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



I posted the too short version of this last time, timestamping to where we left off



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J3_hGyTRXd0&t=324s

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

KoRMaK posted:

I posted the too short version of this last time, timestamping to where we left off



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J3_hGyTRXd0&t=324s

I uh hear uh uh people uh laughing but uh nothing funny is happening :confused:

Liver Disaster
Mar 31, 2012

no more tears

Blue Train posted:

I uh hear uh uh people uh laughing but uh nothing funny is happening :confused:

yospos bithc

muckswirler
Oct 22, 2008

Dude looking like Captain Kangaroo without the fly coat.

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

Blue Train posted:

I ran a stop sign coming out of the parking lot of the exam station and passed lol

i was failed on my first exam because:
- the instructor asked me to identify the "parking light" and i had no idea what she was talking about. she meant the parking brake.
- the instructor told me to an illegal thing even though before the exam everybody is specifically told that they will not be asked to do illegal things

yeah, i'm still a little bitter.

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



duTrieux. posted:

i was failed on my first exam because:
- the instructor asked me to identify the "parking light" and i had no idea what she was talking about. she meant the parking brake.
- the instructor told me to an illegal thing even though before the exam everybody is specifically told that they will not be asked to do illegal things

yeah, i'm still a little bitter.

Lol now you know how the system really works

ultimateforce
Apr 25, 2008

SKINNY JEANS CANT HOLD BACK THIS ARC

duTrieux. posted:

i was failed on my first exam because:
- the instructor asked me to identify the "parking light" and i had no idea what she was talking about. she meant the parking brake.
- the instructor told me to an illegal thing even though before the exam everybody is specifically told that they will not be asked to do illegal things

yeah, i'm still a little bitter.

My instructor asked me to park in an "imaginary parking space" in an empty parking lot with no lines. Apparently I didn't pull into the place she was imagining and got a lot of points taken off. She also asked me to accelerate as fast as I could towards a brick wall then slam on the brakes before hitting it. Still not sure what the hell that was supposed to prove, other than a 1989 Chevy S10 truck isn't very fast.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

mobby_6kl posted:

The other shredding industry icon:



I was like 15 before I accepted that Yngwie Malmsteen and Georg Malmstén are actually not related :(

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wnddas_VZ_w

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QtxlCsVKkvY

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


Whenever I'm really drunk and singing karaoke I do the hand thing Linda Clifford does here when she starts singing:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Bm7boQyXvc

burning swine
May 26, 2004




anonym00se is the hero we deserve

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7Tps0M-l64

https://twitter.com/edzitron/status/896173752651702272

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

duTrieux. posted:

i was failed on my first exam because:
- the instructor asked me to identify the "parking light" and i had no idea what she was talking about. she meant the parking brake.
- the instructor told me to an illegal thing even though before the exam everybody is specifically told that they will not be asked to do illegal things

yeah, i'm still a little bitter.

i passed my first exam just fine despite confusing right and left and stalling the car on a hill. only counted as 1 demerit in "turning procedure" and "gear selection" which are minor things apparently.

but nearly failed my second one (1 point above the minimum) because the lady kept taking off points every time i changed lanes, because she said i couldn't possibly have been looking in my mirrors because i wasn't turning my head far enough. apparently moving your eyes and head together and setting the mirrors correctly is some kind of advanced secret technique

burning swine
May 26, 2004



Sagebrush posted:

i passed my first exam just fine despite confusing right and left and stalling the car on a hill. only counted as 1 demerit in "turning procedure" and "gear selection" which are minor things apparently.

but nearly failed my second one (1 point above the minimum) because the lady kept taking off points every time i changed lanes, because she said i couldn't possibly have been looking in my mirrors because i wasn't turning my head far enough. apparently moving your eyes and head together and setting the mirrors correctly is some kind of advanced secret technique

I was definitely required to physically turn my head around to check blind spots when I took my test a million years ago

sightlines on modern cars have gotten so bad that this isn't even feasible for checking your left anymore though thanks to B/C pillars that are 3 feet thick and filled with airbags. I have no idea what the test requirements are these days

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord
i failed all my driving tests by 1 point the first time and passed them the second time. each time i had my wheels facing the wrong way for parking on a hill

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

Improbable Lobster posted:

i had my wheels facing the wrong way for parking on a hill




I gotta side with the examiners here

Sapozhnik
Jan 2, 2005

Nap Ghost
cool poo poo guys tell us more about your driving school experiences, eagerly looking forward to future updates!

be sure to post your sick gaming pc specs too

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



ultimateforce posted:

My instructor asked me to park in an "imaginary parking space" in an empty parking lot with no lines. Apparently I didn't pull into the place she was imagining and got a lot of points taken off. She also asked me to accelerate as fast as I could towards a brick wall then slam on the brakes before hitting it. Still not sure what the hell that was supposed to prove, other than a 1989 Chevy S10 truck isn't very fast.

This lady was just hoping to feel something, anything

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

i had a radeon 9500 pro that i overclocked into 9700 pro specs

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



lol this vid should have been an instructional/onboarding guide for niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3-hOigoxHs

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



Sapozhnik posted:

cool poo poo guys tell us more about your driving school experiences, eagerly looking forward to future updates!

i ran a red light during mine and passed no problem




god bless america and traffic hell state of michigan too

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KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



it won't be racism to get the thread close dthis time. it's driver's license test chat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QtuVLGeFM90

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