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Flash Gordon Ramsay: Sep 28, 2004; Grimey Drawer

Johnny Aztec posted:

....and how the hell do I tell that?

Ask them where they spend their winters.

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Trig Discipline: Jun 3, 2008; Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.; Grimey Drawer

Karate Bastard posted:

Hard to say. We lost the Neanderthals and now instead we have humans everywhere. Is that good or bad?

Seriously do you actually know any people? They're awful.

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PCOS Bill: May 12, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

Some people are awesome. Like me.

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gbut: Mar 28, 2008; 😤I put the UN🇺🇳 in 🎊FUN🎉

Case in point.

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null_pointer: Nov 9, 2004; Center in, pull back. Stop. Track 45 right. Stop. Center and stop.

Whoa. Check that out. Apparently we still have one Neanderthal still around.

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Karate Bastard: Jul 31, 2007; Soiled Meat

Now Neanderthals though, they were great. They were more big, fierce, powerful, intelligent, sensitive, anything, than us, and they were all completely wiped out by a freak ~~gasoline fight accident~~ volcano, like a bunch of chumps, and I have no idea how anyone can claim to know any of this.

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DACK FAYDEN: Feb 25, 2013; Bear Witness

Johnny Aztec posted:

....and how the hell do I tell that?

It's easy if you're on a Chinese fishing vessel. Probably harder in Canada. Hope that helps! :eng101:

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mind the walrus: Sep 22, 2006

BlancoNino posted:

Goose poop is one of the most foul things you can step in and if there are geese around it's everywhere.

Much like deer they seem like nice aesthetic additions to your local park... unless you want to interact with your park in any substantial way. Geese in particular ruin the late fall/early spring months for my dog and I at all the fields in the area. We compensate by like, going to the local pet store or paved path to get her a good long walk, but it's not the same.

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canyoneer: Sep 13, 2005; I only have canyoneyes for you

Flash Gordon Ramsay posted:

Ask them where they spend their winters.

What color is the boathouse at Hereford?

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RareAcumen: Dec 28, 2012

https://twitter.com/The_Betus/status/901193558622949378

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Double Punctuation: Dec 30, 2009; Ships were made for sinking;
Whiskey made for drinking;
If we were made of cellophane
We'd all get stinking drunk much faster!

Migratory birds are all protected by treaty because one country could gently caress up the ecosystem of another by killing the birds.

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Drone_Fragger: May 9, 2007

To be safe I just kill every bird withing 100 km of me at all times.

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Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

Drone_Fragger posted:

To be safe I just kill every bird withing 100 km of me at all times.

Name/post etc.

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Guy Goodbody: Aug 31, 2016; by Nyc_Tattoo

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Sininu: Jan 8, 2014

Guy Goodbody posted:

I'm aware that this coyote survived this, but you still have really strange idea of what is funny.

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The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Sininu posted:

I'm aware that this coyote survived this, but you still have really strange idea of what is funny.

I suppose his expression is a bit humorous

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Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

The Bananana posted:

I suppose his expression is a bit humorous

"Ugh, Mondays..."

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Perhaps a penguin: Dec 12, 2009

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LargeHadron: May 19, 2009; They say, "you mean it's just sounds?" thinking that for something to just be a sound is to be useless, whereas I love sounds just as they are, and I have no need for them to be anything more than what they are.

Guy Goodbody posted:

At first I thought he or she was just having a nap in the broken grille, then I saw the blood. Bad post, Guy.

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Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

Honestly it just shows the poor build quality of Toyota.

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Guy Goodbody: Aug 31, 2016; by Nyc_Tattoo

LargeHadron posted:

At first I thought he or she was just having a nap in the broken grille, then I saw the blood. Bad post, Guy.

It's got it's eyes open, it's awake, it was fine. This kind of thing happens all the time

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`Nemesis: Dec 30, 2000; railroad graffiti

LargeHadron posted:

At first I thought he or she was just having a nap in the broken grille, then I saw the blood. Bad post, Guy.

It's probably automatic transmission fluid rather than blood, there's often an ATF cooler either in front of the radiator or combined into it. It has the right consistency/color for ATF.

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Guy Goodbody: Aug 31, 2016; by Nyc_Tattoo

`Nemesis posted:

It's probably automatic transmission fluid rather than blood, there's often an ATF cooler either in front of the radiator or combined into it. It has the right consistency/color for ATF.

yeah, that's not even what blood on concrete looks like.

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The Bloop: Jul 5, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

Guy Goodbody posted:

yeah, that's not even what blood on concrete looks like.

You spill a lot of coyote blood on concrete?

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Guy Goodbody: Aug 31, 2016; by Nyc_Tattoo

The Bloop posted:

You spill a lot of coyote blood on concrete?

not coyote blood, no. fair point.

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bunnyofdoom: Mar 29, 2008; I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad!

The Bloop posted:

You spill a lot of coyote blood on concrete?

Of course not.

He gets Enrique to do it

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Shai-Hulud: Jul 10, 2008; But it feels so right!; Lipstick Apathy

The Bloop posted:

You spill a lot of coyote blood on concrete?

It's the best way to get ATF stains off of it.

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Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

Guy Goodbody posted:

It wasn�t until Knox reached Calgary, Alberta, that a construction worker told her the coyote was in fact stuck in her car�s grille.

�When I got out to look, this poor little guy was looking up and blinking at me,� Knox wrote.

Knox alerted Alberta Fish & Wildlife and asked to have the coyote freed. Miraculously, the animal suffered only minimal injuries, she said.

Biologists gave the coyote a clean bill of health and returned it to the wild.

�Clearly mother nature has other plans for this special little guy,� Knox said.

As of Tuesday night, Knox's public post had received 365,000 reactions and 193,700 shares. The video of the coyote's release had more than 27 million views.

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Pastry of the Year: Apr 12, 2013

He had a message to deliver to Animal Man and no Toyota is going to stop him.

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Karate Bastard: Jul 31, 2007; Soiled Meat

Generally speaking Toyotas are not for stopping.

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Bloodfart McCoy: Jul 20, 2007; That's a high quality avatar right there.

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Edit: the Rhode Island School of Design's basketball team is called the Balls and their their slogan is "When the heat is on, the Balls stick together." When their ice hockey team had to pick a name they decided to call themselves The Nads and their unofficial mascot is Scrotie so when they played against the Gansett Clams it results in this amazing scene.

How have I lived in this state my whole life and not heard of this?

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Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

Looks like coolant to me

You breathe lightly on the front of a car and the radiator will crack open, dripping coolant everywhere

A coyote ain't putting a hole in the trans case

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PCOS Bill: May 12, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

Shoot all the coyotes

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Ape Has Killed Ape: Sep 15, 2005

Pastry of the Year posted:

He had a message to deliver to Animal Man and no Toyota is going to stop him.

I just want you to know that this was appreciated.

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DiggityDoink: Dec 9, 2007

Data Graham posted:

Looks like coolant to me

You breathe lightly on the front of a car and the radiator will crack open, dripping coolant everywhere

A coyote ain't putting a hole in the trans case

Radiators can have a trans cooler built into them, or there's usually a separate transmission radiator, thus breaking one would leak trans fluid.

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LargeHadron: May 19, 2009; They say, "you mean it's just sounds?" thinking that for something to just be a sound is to be useless, whereas I love sounds just as they are, and I have no need for them to be anything more than what they are.

Guy Goodbody posted:

It's got it's eyes open, it's awake, it was fine. This kind of thing happens all the time

Fair enough. I was being touchy.

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Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

DiggityDoink posted:

Radiators can have a trans cooler built into them, or there's usually a separate transmission radiator, thus breaking one would leak trans fluid.

It's been a long time since I've owned a car (and even longer since I've worked on anything bigger than changing friend's brakes or alternators), but how long has this been a thing?

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Throatwarbler: Nov 17, 2008; by vyelkin

Solice Kirsk posted:

It's been a long time since I've owned a car (and even longer since I've worked on anything bigger than changing friend's brakes or alternators), but how long has this been a thing?

It's how virtually every ttorque converter automatic transmission works.

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DiggityDoink: Dec 9, 2007

Solice Kirsk posted:

It's been a long time since I've owned a car (and even longer since I've worked on anything bigger than changing friend's brakes or alternators), but how long has this been a thing?

Since automatic transmissions have been around really. You have to keep all that poo poo cool.

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Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

Ah right, true.

Sometimes there's an oil cooler and a liquid intercooler in there too, all sandwiched together. Mustang's like that.

Anyway one thing they don't have is a blood cooler

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