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A Wizard of Goatse: Dec 14, 2014

I was assuming Charlottesville nazi tbh

A Wizard of Goatse fucked around with this message at 19:23 on Sep 14, 2017

# ? Sep 14, 2017 19:19

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# ? May 30, 2024 10:25

cumshitter: Sep 27, 2005; by Fluffdaddy

The snooping dumbshit wrote the emails down rather than forwarding them to himself and then deleting the sent email. How dumb are his coworkers that they're going to believe a creepy fucker who hand copies people's emails like some kind of future cloistered tech scribe?

# ? Sep 14, 2017 19:44

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fruit on the bottom posted:

You know what? Just don't.

In general.

# ? Sep 14, 2017 20:00

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Haha those things are great

# ? Sep 14, 2017 20:17

Doggles: Apr 22, 2007

Help me understand my (23M) actions and her (18F) reaction

quote:

So let's say a month ago, I was browsing imgur when I suddenly got the stupid idea to text someone and ask for nudes (what can I say I didn't get enough love from the relationship so I got dumb). Anyway I texted a girl saying the cheesiest line of "hello beautiful", however she never responded and I kinda forgot about it. Fast-forward a few days my gf is using my phone and notices the imgur chat.

She was obviously very hurt, but I felt like she was overreacting since it was just a moment of weakness that didn't lead to anything. Which ofc made things much worse, basically she told a bunch of people (she was upset so folks asked) and said that the love was gone.
So fast-forward again to today, we're broken up and I'm wondering how badly I hosed up and how others might see this situation. So help me out with your thoughts.

TLDR: I texted someone else (no-reply) and gf freaked out, love was lost and I want to know what people here think of the situation.

But babe, I didn't even succeed in my attempt to cheat on you. Why are you so upset? :thunk:

# ? Sep 14, 2017 20:30

Ouhei: Oct 23, 2008; Cat Army

Doggles posted:

Help me understand my (23M) actions and her (18F) reaction

But babe, I didn't even succeed in my attempt to cheat on you. Why are you so upset?

Man, people are amazingly stupid.

# ? Sep 14, 2017 20:58

Doggles: Apr 22, 2007

My (27f) best friend (26f) doesn't want to go to my wedding because she is an atheist and "probably isn't welcome there anyways"

quote:

Hey Reddit! I'm in need for some advice with my best friend. As you have seen my wedding is coming up and I'm really excited. But this one issue is coming up again and again and it's draining me day in and out.

So my friend and I share different beliefs. I'm a Christian and she is an atheist. Our beliefs never to rarely became an issue, we always respected one and other. But recently this all suddenly became a hot topic.

So I was with my bridesmaids (my sister the maid of honor, and the rest of my four bridesmaids all friends including the one we are talking about. Let's call her red.) We were at a bar just talking and going over wedding stuff to make sure everything was planned out since I'm terrible at it. Then one of my bridesmaids pointed out how beautiful the church was of our ceremony . Every one seemed to agree but Red who CLEARLY seemed uncomfortable. Some awkward moments passed till she asked to speak to me privately and I of course agreed to that.

She said something along the lines of:

"(My name) you know I love you very much and I try very hard to keep you happy but I can't come to your wedding because it goes against my morals and belief. Maybe if the ceremony is performed somewhere else than a church I can come."

I was completely shocked. I never ever expected to hear something from red. She never judged people based on their religion or preferences but it felt that way now. I apologized to her from not feeling comfortable and asked exactly what part was "going against her morals and beliefs" and she said something about her not agreeing with churches and it's ideology or something. Then I asked if she could please see past her feelings to come to the church ceremony, that it would be over quick and that it was only for my wedding.

She snapped at me for it. She said how dare I ask her to set aside her morals. I supposedly knew how important they are to her.

I kinda was and frustrated and asked what was so uncomfortable about church to her and asked if I could fix anything and she said "no I'm probably not even welcome there."

We went back to the main area we're the rest of the girls were and things are just awkward now. After a while we went back to our homes and I waited 2 days to thinks about a solution to this. Then I called her to hear how red was doing. I called a few times and she didn't pick up the phone. I texted a few times on WhatsApp and she was online... but ignored my messages. I was worried so I showed up to her place with some of her favorite chocolate(used to cheer her up) and when I came she started to yell and basically kicked me out.

I was so confused and frustrated when I got back home. After an hour or so I got a text.

"Don't pressure me to do/go to things I don't want." And I just replied with an okay.

Days have passed and she is acting really strange every time someone brings up the wedding. Ceremony to be specific. And it just gets more annoying by the day. She also started to withdraw from talking to be more and more when the days / weeks go by.

I know this girl for 8 years Shes my best friend and we were college roommates. and idk what to do. Pls help.

Tldr: my best friend doesn't want to go my weddings church ceremony because it goes against her morals and now is acting strangely.

her so maybe she'll be reincarnated as someone who's not a self-centered douchebag.

# ? Sep 14, 2017 21:03

Barudak: May 7, 2007

As was discussed before, someone who is unsuccessful at cheating is more embarrassing and damaging to a relationship than them cheating successfully.

# ? Sep 14, 2017 21:03

A Wizard of Goatse: Dec 14, 2014

Ouhei posted:

Man, people are amazingly stupid.

unfortunately this guy is too stupid to even understand "you're stupid" so the answer he seeks will forever elude his grasp

Doggles posted:

My (27f) best friend (26f) doesn't want to go to my wedding because she is an atheist and "probably isn't welcome there anyways"

her so maybe she'll be reincarnated as someone who's not a self-centered douchebag.

way to be insensitive you clod she's clearly Satan and feels uncomfortable coming out to you about it

# ? Sep 14, 2017 21:04

Smirking_Serpent: Aug 27, 2009

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# ? Sep 14, 2017 21:14

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Doggles posted:

My (27f) best friend (26f) doesn't want to go to my wedding because she is an atheist and "probably isn't welcome there anyways"

her so maybe she'll be reincarnated as someone who's not a self-centered douchebag.

I feel bad for Red, she probably has some serious emotional trauma related to church specifically.

# ? Sep 14, 2017 21:31

VictorianQueerLit: Aug 25, 2017

DragQueenofAngmar posted:

Me [30M] with my GF [30F] 5-months, GF told me "hates men but likes me" - is this toxic?

Wait Pick is 30?

# ? Sep 14, 2017 21:38

Batterypowered7: Aug 8, 2009; The mist that chills you keeps me warm.

VictorianQueerLit posted:

Wait Pick is 30?

Close.

# ? Sep 14, 2017 21:41

A Wizard of Goatse: Dec 14, 2014

I [22F] threw my ex [23M] out of my house after I found out he cheated on me. Now his new girlfriend [17F] is threatening me.

quote:

Long story short: This relationship lasted 2 years, then i found out he has cheated on me for a good amount of time. Of course i packed him up and threw him out of my house.

I live in a big house which I inherited from my grandfather. Around 2 weeks after the breakup i received a message on FB from his new girlfriend - she said it was a oval office move to throw him out of MY house, because now he is forced to rent a crappy flat (his family lives hundreds of miles away) and I should let him AND her (Jesus, really) stay in my house. I replied with something like: "Are you even serious girl, that's none of my business" and blocked her. Few days later i received less polite message from her fake account, which I blocked as well, the next day i received a text (no idea how she managed to get my phone number) with the same stuff. I blocked every single phone number and fake account of her, but she keeps buying SIM cards/making new accounts and harassing me.

I haven't heard from my ex since I've thrown him out, I'm not even sure if he knows about this situation.

She is underage. Calling cops and accusing her of stalking/harassment would cause her family a lot of trouble. I don't know those people, I'm not sure if they know what their daughter is doing. They can turn out to be decent people, who are unaware of their daughter's actions, and I don't really want to cause much trouble to them.

Should I go stright to police, or try to talk to her family first? Is this a good idea to inform my ex what his new girlfriend is doing?

# ? Sep 14, 2017 21:49

Barudak: May 7, 2007

Go to the police and enjoy everything being wonderful. But first, make sure you get a bigger homeowners insurance policy.

# ? Sep 14, 2017 21:52

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A Wizard of Goatse posted:

I [22F] threw my ex [23M] out of my house after I found out he cheated on me. Now his new girlfriend [17F] is threatening me.

"This kid is harassing me. But I don't want to possibly cause trouble for her family, that would just be rude. :ohdear:

"

Now's a good time to learn when you can laugh in people's faces(and report them to the cops) and not feel bad about it, OP.

# ? Sep 14, 2017 21:58

Pvt.Scott: Feb 16, 2007; What God wants, God gets, God help us all

La Brea Carpet posted:

I [M20] found furry porn on my boyfriends [M20] phone. I don't know what to do/how to feel like

This is why A.) You don't store porn and B.) If you do you label your porn folder "Tax documents 2014" or something.

When I had my computer set up for communal use back in the day (basically ran a party crash house and dozens of people checked their MySpace on that thing in the course of a given week), I had a folder on my desktop labeled "totally not porn" in which I just chucked random files that needed a temporary home, etc. I had a bunch of sub-folders in there with blatant porn names and also just innocuous ones, like plain dates, or poo poo like "math homework". Not a single bit of porn. It was fun looking at how often those folders were accessed. People sometimes saved weird poo poo in there to get in on the fun, and occasionally new folders with gross names would pop up. I deleted any porn that got saved in there.

Good times.

# ? Sep 14, 2017 22:06

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A Wizard of Goatse posted:

I [22F] threw my ex [23M] out of my house after I found out he cheated on me. Now his new girlfriend [17F] is threatening me.

Only 17 and already a bag full of dog poo poo. Wait till she gets 60 and starts reporting cars to the police for parking in the wrong spot.(If she hasn't stalked someone to death by then)

# ? Sep 14, 2017 22:27

A Wizard of Goatse: Dec 14, 2014

My [31/F] BIL [27/M] assaulted my disabled brother [M/34] at my daughter's birthday party and it's tore my family apart

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My BIL is not my favourite person; he�s a liar and a cheater, and since his last affair blew up in his face he�s had two relationships, both with married women which he finds more �exciting�. He�s also sarcastic, cruel and mocking to most people and has pretty much no friends because of this. He�s also does drugs (though how much I don�t know, he�s openly admitted to �experimenting� and I�ve never seen him high in all the years I�ve known him)

More than anything though, my family simply hate him and this came to a head at my daughter�s fifth birthday party. Me and husband had put a lot of work into making it perfect for her, and I hadn�t wanted BIL there in a first place but my husband had insisted. I only agreed because he does generally behave himself when my husband is there and my daughter adores him.

My family were not happy to see him there, least of all my brother. Since a car crash four years ago he�s had to use a wheelchair, though he can also walk short distances with the help of a stick. Since we had the party at our house, he had left the wheelchair at home. My brother hates my BIL because BIL won�t stop flirting with his wife, something my husband told him to stop many times. Lo and beyond he�s at it again, flirting with her right in my brother�s face.

Obviously this led to an argument with the pair and my brother decided to leave early before the cake. Husband told BIL to apologise, and he when we went over they talked for about a minute before BIL kicked my brother�s walking stick from underneath him and then proceeded to kick him whilst he was down. This led to my BIL fighting with my father and the whole party was ruined. My daughter hadn�t even got to open her presents.

Apparently my brother had refused BIL�s apology and replied that he was happy he wouldn�t have to deal with him in a few months �with the way your family is going�. Now, my brother denies saying this and I don�t want to believe he would because it�s such an awful thing to say. My husband is one of four brothers and has lost two in the last two years (2015 and 2016). Both brothers died in violent accidents and it�s quite clear what the implication is.

My husband is furious with my brother though, and makes the point that BIL has never been physically violent in the past which is why he believes him. My father on the other hand has told me that my husband is not welcome in my family as long as BIL is around. In the midst of it all, my daughter didn�t even want to open her presents until hours later after much convincing by both me and husband. Thankfully she enjoyed everything she got so there�s that at least.

Honestly I don�t know how to solve our families issues though; I don�t like my BIL as you�ve probably guessed and he�s done bad things in the past but the more I think about it the more I�m inclined to believe his version of events, but even so that doesn�t excuse what he did. My family meanwhile have doubled down on not welcoming my husband with BIL in the picture, whilst my husband is trying to find a middle ground and has suggested a trip to the seaside to make it up to our daughter but I can tell he�s not going to forget what my brother said.

So all in all, our family is strained and I don�t know how to fix it. At least my daughter is excited about the seaside though.

# ? Sep 14, 2017 22:30

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A Wizard of Goatse posted:

My [31/F] BIL [27/M] assaulted my disabled brother [M/34] at my daughter's birthday party and it's tore my family apart

Kill the brother in law. Your husband is used to losing family already, why break tradition?

# ? Sep 14, 2017 22:47

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A Wizard of Goatse posted:

My [31/F] BIL [27/M] assaulted my disabled brother [M/34] at my daughter's birthday party and it's tore my family apart

I find it weird that her brother's wife needed her husband's help to reject rear end in a top hat's advances.

Also, is this extended family in the middle of the plot to a Final Destination movie, or what?

# ? Sep 14, 2017 22:48

Barudak: May 7, 2007

Why are any of you believing the guy trying to have an affair with a disabled guys wife about what he said, and even if he said it he went about trying to beat up a disabled dude.

Your daughter is going to fall for a trash man, so look forward to her bringing a younger version of him home in a decade.

# ? Sep 14, 2017 22:48

A Wizard of Goatse: Dec 14, 2014

blarzgh posted:

I find it weird that her brother's wife needed her husband's help to reject rear end in a top hat's advances.

Also, is this extended family in the middle of the plot to a Final Destination movie, or what?

their "accidents" were accidentally falling on their meth dealer's knife repeatedly

# ? Sep 14, 2017 22:50

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My [30M] GF [28F] left me because of a puppy. I don't know what to do.

quote:

We've been together for 8 years. 8 years of love and affection and understanding. We always worked well together and even when fighting, we never shout or lash out, we calmly explain our points of view to each other and if we can't reach an understanding, we let it go.

We found an abandoned puppy on the road three weeks ago. We took it home. She lives with me but not really, she has her own place too, but spends most of the time here.

She nursed the puppy back to health, we took it to the vet and she's been taking care of it.

I like pets, I do. I also like to sleep and I actually need it because of my job whichs is demanding.

The puppy is scared of everything. During the first week he didn't want to sleep alone, so my girlfriend slept on the couch with him. She actually wanted to sleep with it in our bed but she was scared we'd crush him and I also explained to her that getting him used to sleeping in bed is a bad idea.

The puppy is demanding. It cried all the time during the first few days and after making sure nothing was physically strong, we figured it was just really scared. It latched on to my girlfriend and she actually took some days off work to care for him.

It's like we had a baby. I don't want a baby. Not right now at least. I don't need this right now. I'm more than stressed with work. My girlfriend and I haven't even been having sex because she's too tired from staying awake at night with the puppy. Oh yeah, because the puppy sleeps during the day but not at night.

So I had enough and told her that we wouldn't be keeping the puppy. He was fine and healthy now and we could give it away or to a shelter. I explained my resons calmly and perfectly. She flipped out, said she was not getting rid of him. I told her I didn't want it, and she started crying, got the puppy and went to our bedroom. I gave her some time alone and when I went to check on her, she had packed her things.

I was taken back and I asked her if she was serious. She said she wasn't giving the puppy away. I said 'fine, keep it then' and she said she didn't want me to have a puppy I didn't want and then to mistreat it later. I was a little offended at that and she said she was going back to her place.

I asked her if she was really leaving me because of a dog and she didn't answer, just got in her car with the puppy and her things as well as his. I'm trying to call her but she doesn't pick up. I'm thinking of stopping by but I don't know what to do.

She's acting insane over this and I don't know how to deal with it. Help, reddit.

tl;dr: Gf left because of puppy, I don't know what to do.

# ? Sep 14, 2017 23:09

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# ? Sep 14, 2017 23:16

Barudak: May 7, 2007

Im glad that girl and doggo will be able to find a better man.

# ? Sep 14, 2017 23:22

Proteus Jones: Feb 28, 2013

fruit on the bottom posted:

My [30M] GF [28F] left me because of a puppy. I don't know what to do.

GF and the puppy will have a better life now.

# ? Sep 14, 2017 23:24

A Wizard of Goatse: Dec 14, 2014

I know you've gotten really attached to this puppy after finding it wandering alone out in the cold and nursing it back to health, but have you considered that it's getting in the way of my blowjobs

# ? Sep 14, 2017 23:25

Doc Hawkins: Jun 15, 2010; Dashing? But I'm not even moving!

Finally, a female Pete. And she even loves dogs!

# ? Sep 14, 2017 23:31

The_end: May 17, 2014

fruit on the bottom posted:

My [30M] GF [28F] left me because of a puppy. I don't know what to do.

I hope she does not get back with this guy.

# ? Sep 14, 2017 23:31

Barudak: May 7, 2007

The_end posted:

I hope she does not get back with this guy.

Hes too gormless to even try and follow up with her after she left his place with her stuff, so I really wouldnt be concerned.

# ? Sep 14, 2017 23:33

Blade Runner: Aug 14, 2015

Puppy is obviously good, but honestly, the dude isn't out of order to not have a dog just dumped on his lap. While "IT'S THE DOG OR ME" is a hilarious, Disney-villain level self-own that could never have ended well for the guy, raising a dog is a decently big responsibility that he didn't seem to want, and that she obviously expected him to participate in. He seemed open to her just saying "Well it's my dog then, I'll just take care of it at my place" but she didn't say that, she immediately dumped him because he didn't want to deal with owning a dog.

# ? Sep 14, 2017 23:35

Barudak: May 7, 2007

David Heinrich posted:

Puppy is obviously good, but honestly, the dude isn't out of order to not have a dog just dumped on his lap. While "IT'S THE DOG OR ME" is a hilarious, Disney-villain level self-own that could never have ended well for the guy, raising a dog is a decently big responsibility that he didn't seem to want, and that she obviously expected him to participate in. He seemed open to her just saying "Well it's my dog then, I'll just take care of it at my place" but she didn't say that, she immediately dumped him because he didn't want to deal with owning a dog.

He handled it like a complete bozo, and while Im reading into it here he said he doesnt want kids now which Id take as being thr two of them thought it eventually. If hes not ready now after 8 years and meltsdown over losing some sleep for a dog what kind of dad is that?

One who doesnt have a sweet rear end rescue dog, thats who.

# ? Sep 14, 2017 23:44

boner confessor: Apr 25, 2013; by R. Guyovich

David Heinrich posted:

He seemed open to her just saying "Well it's my dog then, I'll just take care of it at my place" but she didn't say that, she immediately dumped him because he didn't want to deal with owning a dog.

there's gotta be something else at play here if they've been dating for 8 years but maintain separate residences

# ? Sep 14, 2017 23:47

ArbitraryC: Jan 28, 2009; Pick a number, any number; Pillbug

Is it weird that I think adopting a pet should be a mutual decision in an 8 year relationship?

# ? Sep 14, 2017 23:54

Barudak: May 7, 2007

ArbitraryC posted:

Is it weird that I think adopting a pet should be a mutual decision in an 8 year relationship?

Not at all. The time for that was sometime around when they rescued it, like say, before she took work off for it.

And you know, to live together after dating for 8 years in their 20s

# ? Sep 14, 2017 23:59

HoAssHo: Mar 10, 2005

Yeah, the main thing is he shouldn't have waited to say something until she had already bonded with the puppy. They should've had that discussion right away.

# ? Sep 15, 2017 00:03

ArbitraryC: Jan 28, 2009; Pick a number, any number; Pillbug

HoAssHo posted:

Yeah, the main thing is he shouldn't have waited to say something until she had already bonded with the puppy. They should've had that discussion right away.

It sounds like they both probably should have tho, like it's hard to say but it sorta seems like he was under the impression it was a temporary thing in the first place. Might have been lack of communication on both sides.

# ? Sep 15, 2017 00:08

HoAssHo: Mar 10, 2005

ArbitraryC posted:

It sounds like they both probably should have tho, like it's hard to say but it sorta seems like he was under the impression it was a temporary thing in the first place. Might have been lack of communication on both sides.

Sounds like it, yeah.

# ? Sep 15, 2017 00:12

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# ? May 30, 2024 10:25

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My dad's [53M] girlfriend [23F] is really sexual toward me [18M]. It's creepy/annoying.

quote:

My dad is kind of a self-centered douche, but we won�t get into that. Most of his past girlfriends have been 25-35 range, and I actually liked the last woman he dated. But this girl is a step down for him. They've been dating for 2 months and she has moved in with us for some loving reason (not that my dad discussed it with me or anything).

I find her extremely loving annoying. She�s like a high school dropout and has no idea what to do with her life so she�s now loving a rich dude. She's got the IQ of a carrot.

As you probably noticed, she's not that much older than me. She�s literally so young that I have friends who were freshman when she was a senior.

Don�t get me wrong, she�s hot in a Playboy Bunny kind of way but it�s kind of gross/uncomfortable. She�s so obviously sexual that you almost feel embarrassed for her. It�s like being in a never-ending opening scene in a badly acted porno. I'm a straight dude, so occasionally I do actually find her sexy against my better judgment. Which makes me feel guilty because I have a girlfriend that I seriously love. Of course, my girlfriend is not a fan of my dad's girlfriend.

My dad works 80+ hours a week, so when he's home his GF will be all over him (regardless of whether anyone else is present) but if he's not around, she will start playfully flirting with me and showing off (like wearing as little clothes as possible around the house). She might be cheating on him or want to be cheating on him, but I don�t think she�s actually trying to get me to have sex with her. It�s just like her way of entertaining/validating herself (my girlfriend originally came up with this theory and it makes 100% sense to me). Sometimes she's just being sexual but sometimes she likes to play housewife and make everyone smoothies while wearing a bikini top or try to make cocktails.

Sometimes when she's openly flirting with me, I shut her down by being rude or really cold to her. But she just kind of pops back up again like playing whack-a-mole and it's easier to tolerate her sometimes than to get poo poo from my dad about being rude to her.

My dad doesn�t really seem to care about her behavior. I don�t know if they have an open relationship or if he just doesn�t care as long as she gives him her attention when he�s actually home. Like I said he works 80 hours a week plus he commutes so I literally barely see him. He and I definitely don�t have a close relationship where I can go to him and pour my heart out.

She will flirt with my friends or flirt with me in front of them, which they find entertaining and a huge joke. My friends and I normally hang out at my house a lot because (before this girl came along), I would generally have the house to myself. However, this girlfriend doesn�t work so she literally just hangs around all day working out and choosing between pairs of heels. She�s probably bored out of her loving skull but that�s not my problem. Should have finished high school.

She was flirting with my friend and his older brother (22) but backed off when my friend�s brother took her seriously. Like I said, I think it's just like validation. Last week, my 2 friends and I were at my house playing video games and she offered us beers. It�s not like I don�t drink but that was such a weird move on her part and sketchy as gently caress. All of us were just weirded out by it.

She tries to be cool by offering to buy us beer or cover for me if I�m going to a party. First of all, she�s only been legal for like two years. Second of all, we don�t really need her help. I don�t have a great relationship with my dad, but he openly tolerates me drinking, going to parties, etc., as long as I have high grades and am on track to get into a good college. He works so much that he knows he couldn�t enforce things like a curfew anyway.

And in case it wasn't clear, the chances of my dad dumping her because I'm uncomfortable are about 1%. The chances that he will get bored and dump her in the next year are approximately 100%.

TL:DR: My dad's girlfriend is super sexual with me and it's annoying and creepy. What do I do?

# ? Sep 15, 2017 00:23

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