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Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.


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Brother Entropy
Dec 27, 2009

General Dog posted:

I think people reach a saturation point of failure where they have to externalize their self-loathing and blame their state on

a) the government
b) capitalism
or
c) women

red state, red flag, red pill

green chicken feet
Nov 5, 2015

spray-paint the vegetables
dog food stalls
with the beefcake pantyhose
Grimey Drawer

Brother Entropy posted:

red state, red flag, red pill

Red state, red flag, red pill, Cadillac
The boy's a time bomb!

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Stacies aren't subtle.

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

green chicken feet posted:

Red state, red flag, red pill, Cadillac yeah
The boy's a time bomb!

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider
I hate me but I'm still glad I'm not:

Cuck

Numale

Betaprovider

Redpill cause all that gym

Hipster

Any Norman

Chad (yeah unlike you fucks I don't aspire to be the most successful norman out there, which is all he is cucks)

All variations of Stacies apart from "unicorn Stacy" who is psychotic and in a position to cause great harm she'll never be accountable for which is a good thing to be if you hate everyone

A father (so cuck)

Things that would be an improvement are being:

Gay

Unicorn Stacy

Dead

Things I wish I was:

Never born

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

fruit on the bottom posted:

I hate me but I'm still glad I'm not:

Cuck

Numale

Betaprovider

Redpill cause all that gym

Hipster

Any Norman

Chad (yeah unlike you fucks I don't aspire to be the most successful norman out there, which is all he is cucks)

All variations of Stacies apart from "unicorn Stacy" who is psychotic and in a position to cause great harm she'll never be accountable for which is a good thing to be if you hate everyone

A father (so cuck)

Things that would be an improvement are being:

Gay

Unicorn Stacy

Dead

Things I wish I was:

Never born

1. Thank you for so often being this poop museum's tour guide. Keeps the content coming.

2. I'm so miserable, but boy am I glad I make no effort to not be.

i like that
May 22, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

fruit on the bottom posted:

I hate me but I'm still glad I'm not:

Cuck

Numale

Betaprovider

Redpill cause all that gym

Hipster

Any Norman

Chad (yeah unlike you fucks I don't aspire to be the most successful norman out there, which is all he is cucks)

All variations of Stacies apart from "unicorn Stacy" who is psychotic and in a position to cause great harm she'll never be accountable for which is a good thing to be if you hate everyone

A father (so cuck)

Things that would be an improvement are being:

Gay

Unicorn Stacy

Dead

Things I wish I was:

Never born

????

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

What? You never hate women so much that you slip into an unintelligible rant in the middle of a list?

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

ikanreed posted:

What? You never hate women so much that you slip into an unintelligible rant in the middle of a list?

1. Go to grocery store
2. Unclog sink
3. Stupid WHORES!!!!
4. Vacuum

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

Literally A Person posted:

1. Go to grocery store
2. Unclog sink
3. Stupid WHORES!!!!
4. Vacuum

4 things incels are too lazy to do

green chicken feet
Nov 5, 2015

spray-paint the vegetables
dog food stalls
with the beefcake pantyhose
Grimey Drawer
Lol at a father = "so cuck". Being a father is p. much the least cuck thing possible - per the textbook definition.

But incel land is opposite land, where bad is good and good is bad. Person in a normal relationship? Bad! Being insane and hurting people? Good!

Literally A Person posted:

1. Play Warcraft
2. Eat Cheetos
3. Stupid WHORES!!!!
4. Watch porn

Ftfy

doverhog
May 31, 2013

Defender of democracy and human rights 🇺🇦

green chicken feet posted:

Lol at a father = "so cuck". Being a father is p. much the least cuck thing possible - per the textbook definition.

But incel land is opposite land, where bad is good and good is bad. Person in a normal relationship? Bad! Being insane and hurting people? Good!

If you are married it means you were cucked by Chad and are raising his childe... If you're not married and are still raising a Chad child, what are you doing man!?!

i like that
May 22, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
All Unicorn Stacey's are Psychotic. I read that Douglas Copeland novel.

dudeness
Mar 5, 2010

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
Fallen Rib
Incels: :swoon: Squeaky Fromme :swoon:

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009
I, too, wish I was a dark sorceress who rides a spooky unicorn so I could use my powers of destruction to punish this world.

That, or dead.

green chicken feet
Nov 5, 2015

spray-paint the vegetables
dog food stalls
with the beefcake pantyhose
Grimey Drawer

doverhog posted:

If you are married it means you were cucked by Chad and are raising his childe... If you're not married and are still raising a Chad child, what are you doing man!?!

I'm being pedantic here but by that logic the only biological fathers are Chads. So fathering children is the Chadliest. Raising them, not so much.

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

ikanreed posted:

1. Thank you for so often being this poop museum's tour guide. Keeps the content coming.

2. I'm so miserable, but boy am I glad I make no effort to not be.

I am but a humble civil servant. Plus it's kinda fun.

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009
But seriously, what's a "Unicorn Stacy"?

The Manosphere posted:

A unicorn is a perfect, loving, faithful girlfriend or wife (usually attractive and non-"slutty" to boot). Obviously, such women do not exist (AWALT and all).

That doesn't match this guy's take at all! Where's the powerful, utterly mad, and absolutely unstoppable Unicorn Stacy???

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Blurry Gray Thing posted:

But seriously, what's a "Unicorn Stacy"?


That doesn't match this guy's take at all! Where's the powerful, utterly mad, and absolutely unstoppable Unicorn Stacy???

Her heart is betrothed to the god of incel suffering.

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider
Everyone in your life eventually abandons you.

You can't rely on others. Not your family or friends. People only keep you around for a while to gain some personal benefit. When they're done using you they discard you like an old toy. Females especially have a way of luring you in and giving you hope. You're a source of entertainment to them. An amusing character in their lives who makes them feel better.

There's no point in befriending anyone or liking any female. It's better to stay alone. That way you can never suffer.

green chicken feet
Nov 5, 2015

spray-paint the vegetables
dog food stalls
with the beefcake pantyhose
Grimey Drawer

Blurry Gray Thing posted:

I, too, wish I was a dark sorceress who rides a spooky unicorn so I could use my powers of destruction to punish this world.

That, or dead.

Sure, I want to ride spooky unicorns and punish the world, too. But if everyone did that, who would be left to punish?

makes u think

hyphz
Aug 5, 2003

Number 1 Nerd Tear Farmer 2022.

Keep it up, champ.

Also you're a skeleton warrior now. Kree.
Unlockable Ben

Blurry Gray Thing posted:

But seriously, what's a "Unicorn Stacy"?


That doesn't match this guy's take at all! Where's the powerful, utterly mad, and absolutely unstoppable Unicorn Stacy???

Google tells me it's this:

hyphz fucked around with this message at 00:50 on Sep 15, 2017

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

fruit on the bottom posted:

I hate me but I'm still glad I'm not:

Cuck

Numale


Thanks to this, I found out that Gary Human is releasing a new album later today.

chumbler
Mar 28, 2010

fruit on the bottom posted:

It's better to stay alone. That way you can never suffer.

Yes, nobody ever suffers from loneliness. Especially not incels (though they at least deserve it).

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider
How many of you also know how to tie a Noose by memory?

u/RippedRichAndIncel

doverhog
May 31, 2013

Defender of democracy and human rights 🇺🇦

chumbler posted:

Yes, nobody ever suffers from loneliness. Especially not incels (though they at least deserve it).

What is dead may never die, but rises again, harder and stronger.

i like that
May 22, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
Human body often disgusts me (self.Incels)

Even though I find some women physically attractive, when I start really thinking about specific body parts, it turns into something very disgusting. If you allow yourself to get into thinking about anyone's body part and get disgusted, that reaction becomes permanently associated with them, at least for me. I remember that when I was a kid I thought everyone would look better without noses, ears, fingers, feet and genitals. The reason why I'm mentioning this is to show that this isn't just a coping mechanism. I don't enjoy feeling physically repulsed in that way, because that sense of disgust completely takes over and spreads to other things, it is very uncomfortable. I try to reward nice people by never allowing myself to think of them this way. It is for instance very hard not to think of any woman who had sex as disgusting, and absolutely impossible not to think about women who did certain sexual acts (anal, bdsm) as disgusting, I have incredibly grotesque visuals in my head when it comes to this. Pregnant women too, just typing it is sickening. But there are other smaller things that can be incredibly repulsive in people. Sometimes I think of certain images many many years later, such as female foot I once saw in public, in a sandal with toe nails that were sticking out over the edge of the sandal. These visuals are forever imprinted in my mind and can appear at certain times and cause strong nausea.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

i like that posted:

Human body often disgusts me (self.Incels)

I remember that when I was a kid I thought everyone would look better without noses, ears, fingers, feet and genitals.

DragQueenofAngmar
Dec 29, 2009

You shall not pass!
translation: everything is so much prettier in my animes

DragQueenofAngmar
Dec 29, 2009

You shall not pass!
"Negative canthal tilt? My sex life is OVER"

goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014


what the hell is a numale. seriously sounds like something from portlandia^^^^

green chicken feet
Nov 5, 2015

spray-paint the vegetables
dog food stalls
with the beefcake pantyhose
Grimey Drawer

Koyaanisgoatse posted:

what the hell is a numale. seriously sounds like something from portlandia^^^^

It's a simulated male made from vegan ingredients

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax
*in extremely mexican food truck owner voice* hot numales here

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

DragQueenofAngmar posted:

translation: everything is so much prettier in my animes

I think this guy has some kind of other brain problems besides being incel.

DragQueenofAngmar
Dec 29, 2009

You shall not pass!
yeah but I couldn't think of a way to make his eventual collection of noseless earless de-sexed corpses funny

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



DragQueenofAngmar posted:

"Negative canthal tilt? My sex life is OVER"



ty for this outdated reference.

BornAPoorBlkChild
Sep 24, 2012

General Dog posted:

I think people reach a saturation point of failure where they have to externalize their self-loathing and blame their state on

a) the government
b) capitalism
or
c) women

do tell

spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
Well this thread was on the front page for so long I thought I should check it out. Read the last 25 pages. Can't believe this exists.

Ignorance is Bliss

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Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
you reaaaaally can't believe this exists?

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