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checksin
Nov 23, 2006

I joined the new sensation, the #RXT REVOLUTION~!

:chillout:

he knows...
tanahashi desperately needs surgery on his biceps muscle but won't take time off, presumably because he thinks okada will move into his apartment and eat his leftover shawarma while he's gone or something
you're not the ace anymore sweetie, you can afford a vacation

edit: he's not allowed to take time off until after the dome so i can see him live for the only time in my life

checksin fucked around with this message at 01:04 on Sep 15, 2017

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Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Giant Murderbaby posted:

Though isn't Tanahashi legit injured and in need of time off soon, or did I imagine that?

Been that way since he got the belt, yep

Won't get it because it'd have him out for half the year, which would have him miss Wrestle Kingdom

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008
Let's go Zachy 2 Arms

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

tanahashi is perpetually in a state of needing surgery or working everyone about needing surgery

he's the only worker left

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

tanahashi wrote a book to convince fans he hated shibata to add drama to one match and thats why he's the ace of the universe

Giant Murderbaby
Dec 16, 2012

checksin posted:

tanahashi desperately needs surgery on his biceps muscle but won't take time off, presumably because he thinks okada will move into his apartment and eat his leftover shawarma while he's gone or something
you're not the ace anymore sweetie, you can afford a vacation

Agh Tanahashi take a break for god's sake. Hopefully he doesn't aggravate it too badly.

oatgan posted:

tanahashi wrote a book to convince fans he hated shibata to add drama to one match and thats why he's the ace of the universe

GO ACE

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008

oatgan posted:

tanahashi wrote a book to convince fans he hated shibata to add drama to one match and thats why he's the ace of the universe

yeah well shibata almost died to set up his eventual rematch with okada so who's the real ace now :colbert:

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Giant Murderbaby posted:

My boy Zack has got this.

Well probably not. Though isn't Tanahashi legit injured and in need of time off soon, or did I imagine that?

He's not going to take time off when it would mean missing the Dome.

SatoshiMiwa
May 6, 2007


Tanahashi's DDT powerpoint remains awesome and he could probably have the best feud with Cena ever

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

checksin posted:

tanahashi desperately needs surgery on his biceps muscle but won't take time off, presumably because he thinks okada will move into his apartment and eat his leftover shawarma while he's gone or something

The sad truth he doesn't want to admit is that Okada could just walk into his apartment at any time and eat his leftover shawarma, and Tanahashi couldn't stop him even if he was there.

SatoshiMiwa posted:

Tanahashi's DDT powerpoint remains awesome and he could probably have the best feud with Cena ever

God I am so sad this will never happen. It would be so great.

checksin
Nov 23, 2006

I joined the new sensation, the #RXT REVOLUTION~!

:chillout:

he knows...
i book a fantasy wwe vs njpw feud in my head about once a month, co-main evented by tana/cena and roman/okada
roman helps tanahashi win and cena helps okada win in the interpromotional double-double-cross of the century!!!

GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012

I hope you're all rooting for the good lad, Zack Sabre Jr. to break the arm of the neoliberal Tanahashi.

Super No Vacancy
Jul 26, 2012

spare us the distraction finishes ty

NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

Tanahashi shittalking DDT riled me up so badly at the time, he's the greatest worker alive

GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012

Super No Vacancy posted:

spare us the distraction finishes ty

Desperado/KUSHIDA and ZSJ/Tanahashi could be so good without Suzuki gun bullshit that I will be very mad if they intervene (but not worked!!)

harperdc
Jul 24, 2007

Baron Corbyn posted:

Neoliberal Tanahashi.

Mods, name change etc.

I'll try to catch it this weekend, the G1 was a lot of King of Sports but I'm trying to get real excited again leading into Wrestle Kingdom.

Spuckuk
Aug 11, 2009

Being a bastard works



Suzuki-Gun are extremely socialist, they try to get as many of their comrades as possible to share the workrate.

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008

Spuckuk posted:

Suzuki-Gun are extremely socialist, they try to get as many of their comrades as possible to share the workrate.

And they're big fans of welfare considering Taichi has a job.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Spuckuk posted:

Suzuki-Gun are extremely socialist, they try to get as many of their comrades as possible to share the workrate.
Why is Iizuka not getting his share, though?

GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012

frankenfreak posted:

Why is Iizuka not getting his share, though?

to each according to his need, from each according to his ability

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Baron Corbyn posted:

to each according to his need, from each according to his ability

Holy poo poo :lol:

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Spuckuk posted:

Suzuki-Gun are extremely socialist, they try to get as many of their comrades as possible to share the workrate.

But twitter said socialism is good?

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008

Thauros posted:


DESTRUCTION in HIROSHIMA
September 16th at 5:00 EDT/9:00 BST
Hiroshima Sun Plaza Hall


Hiroyoshi Tenzan, Jushin Liger, and Tiger Mask IV vs. CHAOS (Hirooki Goto, YOSHI-HASHI, and Jado)
Juice Robinson and David Finlay vs. Bullet Club (Bad Luck Fale and Leo Tonga)
RPG Vice Farewell Match:RPG Vice vs. Bullet Club (Yujiro Takahashi and Chase Owens
Kota Ibushi, Michael Elgin, and Togi Makabe vs. Suzuki-gun (Minoru Suzuki, Takashi Iizuka, and TAKA Michinoku)
IWGP Jr Tag Championship:Funky Future(c) vs. Suzuki-gun (Taichi and Yoshinobu Kanemaru)
IWGP Tag Championship 3 Way:War Machine(c) vs. GoD vs. KES
CHAOS (Okada, Ishii, YTR, Ospreay, and Gedo) vs. Los Ingobernables de Japon
IWGP Jr Heavyweight Championship:KUSHIDA(c) vs. El Desperado
IWGP Intercontinental Championship:Hiroshi Tanahashi(c) vs. Zack Sabre Jr.

this is tonight actually

Thauros
Jan 29, 2003

Show's on and the crowd is already much livelier than Fukushima's. Not sold on the refs wearing merch for the cool rebel stable thoeven if it's the one that's a crossover shirt for the local baseball team

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

The Young Lions are being told not to look at Takahashi's valet, haha

Edit: Where is Don Callus?

Jerusalem fucked around with this message at 10:35 on Sep 16, 2017

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

:darksouls:
gently caress you if you didn't tear up when the FINAL MATCH card popped up on the screen

roppongi... roppongi vice... :smith:

Glass Punkbull 141
Jan 9, 2008

This is the face of a winner. This is what winning looks like.

Jerusalem posted:

The Young Lions are being told not to look at Takahashi's valet, haha

Edit: Where is Don Callus?

Winnipeg apparently

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

:darksouls:
i hope rocky manages trent and just cuts english promos into the camera every match

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Rocky gonna come back and do commentary, which is cool.

abraham linksys posted:

i hope rocky manages trent and just cuts english promos into the camera every match

:agreed:

Edit: Crowd sang KAZE NI NARE. Good crowd.

GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012

TAKA yelling at Kevin Kelly to speak Japanese made my day.

Glass Punkbull 141
Jan 9, 2008

This is the face of a winner. This is what winning looks like.
https://twitter.com/trentylocks/status/908999687750934533

GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012

Poor Trent (e: beaten)

Bets on who Roppongi 3K are? Tempura Boyz?

Glass Punkbull 141
Jan 9, 2008

This is the face of a winner. This is what winning looks like.
KES loving blow.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

I love that Ospreay couldn't deal with Hiromu's insanity so he fought fire with fire by tagging in Yano.


Ahahaha.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Hiromu! :woop:

HIROMU! :ohdear:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Oh phew, we were in danger of a cool match there but luckily Suzuki fixed that!

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

:darksouls:
BIG MIKE STICKING UP FOR HIS FRIEND TANAHASHI THIS RULES

The Cameo
Jan 20, 2005


I love how regardless of whether you’re in a fight with him or on his side, Suzuki will just yell “C’MON!!!” at you as loud as he can.

edit: also I’m gonna guess they’re gonna do Suzuki/Elgin for the NEVER title with some “no Suzuki-gun” thing that forces them to go one on one as a rubber match at Wrestle Kingdom.

The Cameo fucked around with this message at 13:44 on Sep 16, 2017

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

:darksouls:
:'(

am i an idiot for really thinking zsj had a shot there, especially if they wanted to make suzuki-gun stop looking like such a joke? this is tragic

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Johnny Landmine
Aug 2, 2004

PURE FUCKING AINOGEDDON

abraham linksys posted:

:'(

am i an idiot for really thinking zsj had a shot there

Probably, but I was right there with you.

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