PYF photos that look NWS but aren't (don't read thread at work anyway)

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evobatman: Jul 30, 2006; it means nothing, but says everything!; Pillbug

# ? Sep 14, 2017 16:05

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# ? May 12, 2024 14:20

Bobby Digital: Sep 4, 2009

�the anonymous confessions thread� posted:

A recent thread about idiots' medical notes came up in GBS and reminded me of my own dumb-assery in that respect.

Five years ago on Valentine's Day I thought it would be romantic to 'present myself' to my girlfriend with a rose.

It went into my penis real easy (I have a sounding fetish). I made the rookie error of neglecting to remove the thorns, however. Valentine's Day in A&E was not the romantic evening I'd had planned; needless to say I am not with that particular girlfriend anymore

# ? Sep 14, 2017 16:17

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

evobatman posted:

Should have been a sprig from a linden tree.

# ? Sep 14, 2017 17:24

Joey Freshwater: Jun 20, 2004; Always playing with my meat; Grimey Drawer

Solice Kirsk posted:

All that's missing is wet footprints coming from the ladder in the hot tub.

Appropriately enough, that's probably a kiddie pool

# ? Sep 14, 2017 17:28

Jedit: Dec 10, 2011; Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Joey Freshwater posted:

Appropriately enough, that's probably a kiddie pool

Pretty drat inappropriate if you ask me.

# ? Sep 14, 2017 18:08

trapped mouse: May 25, 2008; by Azathoth

it's a burn. poor guy

# ? Sep 15, 2017 02:57

om nom nom: Jul 23, 2011; om nom nom nom nom nom nom; Grimey Drawer

Had one at work today

# ? Sep 15, 2017 06:54

flavor.flv: Apr 18, 2008; I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches

trapped mouse posted:

it's a burn. poor guy

Hot

# ? Sep 15, 2017 14:43

left_unattended: Apr 13, 2009; "The person who seeks all their applause from outside has their happiness in another's keeping."
Dale Carnegie

# ? Sep 17, 2017 00:34

edogawa rando: Mar 20, 2007

That's a truck, yes.

# ? Sep 17, 2017 04:40

Flakey: Apr 30, 2009; There's no need to speak. You must only concentrate and recall all your past life. When a man thinks of the past, he becomes kinder.

Dude on the truck is holding a fleshlight.

# ? Sep 17, 2017 09:34

Alien Sex Manual: Dec 14, 2010; is not a sandwich

If anyone looks at that and sees a fleshlight, they should probably seek counseling.

# ? Sep 17, 2017 14:16

Mofette: Jan 9, 2004; Hey you! It's the sound, in your head goes round and round

Obviously it's not a T-shaped pipe, it's a dual ended fleshlight so you can touch tips in the middle.

# ? Sep 17, 2017 14:36

PubicMice: Feb 14, 2012; looking for information on posts

Memento posted:

She's making condoms for this guy.

This guy's actually a fraud, and it was revealed in the funniest way. For one, everytime he posted or showed pictures, his dicks gained like another 3 inches each. For two:

Double dick guy posted:

�Are you okay?�

�My pussy feels so weird right now�

I looked down at it and felt my mouth drop open. Her cervix was hanging out between her lips. I couldn�t believe it, it looked like I had actually gone into it, it was wide open and red and resting against the sofa cushion.

�I don�t know how to tell you this,� I paused trying to find the best way to put it.

�What?� She sat up suddenly and cringed.

�You�re inside out,� I said it as calmly as I could.

�You really did gently caress my womb,� she gasped quietly as she felt around.

�I don�t think that�s possible.�

�My loving pussy is inside out and I can put two fingers in my cervix and you think you didn�t gently caress it?�

# ? Sep 17, 2017 14:53

Kwanzaa Quickie: Nov 4, 2009

om nom nom posted:

Had one at work today

How'd it taste?

# ? Sep 18, 2017 02:48

Paladinus: Jan 11, 2014; heyHEYYYY!!!

# ? Sep 18, 2017 23:14

Subjunctive: Sep 12, 2006; ✨sparkle and shine✨

What's that supposed to be, if not a dolphin with dick?

# ? Sep 19, 2017 00:10

Jmcrofts: Jan 7, 2008; just chillin' in the club; Lipstick Apathy

Subjunctive posted:

What's that supposed to be, if not a dolphin with dick?

Upside down ship's anchor i think

# ? Sep 19, 2017 00:13

KnifeWrench: May 25, 2007; Practical and safe.; Bleak Gremlin

Paladinus posted:

This one is on porpoise

# ? Sep 19, 2017 00:41

Subjunctive: Sep 12, 2006; ✨sparkle and shine✨

Jmcrofts posted:

Upside down ship's anchor i think

Huh.

# ? Sep 19, 2017 00:51

Paladinus: Jan 11, 2014; heyHEYYYY!!!

Jmcrofts posted:

Upside down ship's anchor i think

Yes, this.

# ? Sep 19, 2017 00:52

Astrofig: Oct 26, 2009

A hammered head shark?

# ? Sep 19, 2017 01:12

Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

KnifeWrench posted:

This one is on porpoise

Heh

# ? Sep 19, 2017 01:44

The Bloop: Jul 5, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

KnifeWrench posted:

This one is on porpoise

It's just a fluke

# ? Sep 19, 2017 04:51

BOOTY-ADE: Aug 30, 2006; BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Gorilla Salad posted:

Should have been a sprig from a linden tree.

Or planted some daffo-dilz

# ? Sep 19, 2017 05:19

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Subjunctive posted:

What's that supposed to be, if not a dolphin with dick?

sad bear looking for salmon in all the wrong places.

# ? Sep 19, 2017 09:21

wayfinder: Jul 7, 2003

Milo and POTUS posted:

sad bear looking for salmon in all the wrong places.

[cetacean needed]

# ? Sep 19, 2017 11:07

Pastry of the Year: Apr 12, 2013

wayfinder posted:

[cetacean needed]

lord almighty :golfclap:

# ? Sep 19, 2017 12:22

Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

wayfinder posted:

[cetacean needed]

This receives my Coelacanth of Approval

# ? Sep 19, 2017 15:03

ricketyvickyt: Sep 9, 2010

A Buddha lamp with a difference

# ? Sep 19, 2017 16:23

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

"Ho Ho Ho!"

# ? Sep 19, 2017 16:47

Norse Code: Mar 10, 2007; DON'T AWOO - $350 PENALTY

I had a really unfortunate buffalo wing on Sunday

# ? Sep 19, 2017 16:56

Phlegmish: Jul 2, 2011

If your dick looks like that see a doctor, etc.

# ? Sep 19, 2017 18:13

Comptroll The Forums: Apr 25, 2007; DON'T HURT MY FEE FEES!

Norse Code posted:

I had a really unfortunate buffalo wing on Sunday

I'll say its unfortunate

That sauce doesn't look nearly spicy enough

# ? Sep 19, 2017 20:28

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

I like your nail polish. It reminds me of that cool color changing paint they used to use on cars back in the 90's.

# ? Sep 19, 2017 20:41

Aleph Null: Jun 10, 2008; You look very stressed; Tortured By Flan

Solice Kirsk posted:

I like your nail polish. It reminds me of that cool color changing paint they used to use on cars back in the 90's.

I had a Camaro painted "Majestic Teal" and it did that. I miss that deathtrap. That beautiful, beautiful deathtrap.

# ? Sep 19, 2017 22:41

The Bloop: Jul 5, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

I miss my hypercolor shirt

# ? Sep 20, 2017 00:09

Trig Discipline: Jun 3, 2008; Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.; Grimey Drawer

On that note, "Hypercolor tells me where my baby is hot, 'cause I can see your sweatpants getting dark in the crotch" is one of my favorite lines from any song ever.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eWPOIbdlovQ

# ? Sep 20, 2017 00:50

Lady Disdain: Jan 14, 2013; are you yet living?

Solice Kirsk posted:

I like your nail polish. It reminds me of that cool color changing paint they used to use on cars back in the 90's.

Side note: this stuff is making a big comeback where I live, and it makes me slightly giddy.

# ? Sep 20, 2017 09:11

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# ? May 12, 2024 14:20

neongrey: Feb 28, 2007; Plaguing your posts with incidental music.

Solice Kirsk posted:

I like your nail polish. It reminds me of that cool color changing paint they used to use on cars back in the 90's.

A lot of the time it's literally the same pigment powders used.

# ? Sep 20, 2017 09:20

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