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That kid is a smart cookie if he already knows to shoot clowns on-sight. Nothing goes well when a clown is involved.
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Sep 10, 2017 07:26
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The other day, after spending 30 minutes in Genetics just researching powers and finally stepping out for the first time, I saw something called a HELLCLUWNE walking through the halls and it was the most terrifying thing I ever saw. I remembered hearing something earlier on the radio about a cluwne taking on all challengers in the boxing ring, so I decided to see if there was still a tournament going on or something. There was not a tournament going on anymore. I have seen more dead bodies in one area before, but not like this. The placement of every severed body part was so violent and deliberate. There were more severed heads than there were headless torsos. I decided not to test my hulk powers. When the shuttle came, I hid in the sleeper the whole time while that thing tore apart anyone who started anything with him. The noises it made...it wasn't human.
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Sep 10, 2017 07:53
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Sounds worse than a floor cluwne.
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Sep 10, 2017 13:09
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could be worse, it could be an adult cluwnespider. last xmas one of the admins filled the AI room with the babby ones, they managed to get out when some numpty opened the door and they subsequently murdered everyone. I got respawned as krampus and left the shuttle for the ultimate showdown with the head cluwnespider under the spacemas tree, but was bitten by a cluwnespider and got stuck in space 
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Sep 10, 2017 14:28
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pnutz posted:could be worse, it could be an adult cluwnespider. I think I was in this round, there was a Clownspider or two hanging around, as well, it was pretty wild.
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Sep 10, 2017 17:52
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Floorcluwnes? Psssh. The real terror begins when a paisano shows up. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PKkGLG1Zmyg
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Sep 12, 2017 01:13
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For some reason gibbing myself with empowered superfart turned my heart into a synthheart.
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Sep 12, 2017 01:23
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Sometimes your body parts are secretly replaced with another thing at the round start.
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Sep 12, 2017 01:31
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As we speak, LLJK2 is going through a fascinating glitch where time seems to have completely stopped. You cant move, taking something off someone will take forever, the round time is stuck at 21 minutes. Me and 3 other people were struggling to do anything in Arrivals, when someone covered in blood slowly walked in. "Hey. Time is still. I have a bullet in my brain and I should be dead right now. You can still move around by ctlr+clicking your self and then clicking a nearby tile." Exploring a station where everything is stuck in time, and nobody can die, but everyone can still communicate, is fascinating. It's too peacefully quiet to be hell. I think this is purgatory.
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Sep 12, 2017 22:05
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Oh dear, I thought that stopped happening a couple of years ago. If I remember by favourite thing to do was chop my head off and create infinite copies of it
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Sep 13, 2017 00:48
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FAT BATMAN posted:As we speak, LLJK2 is going through a fascinating glitch where time seems to have completely stopped. You cant move, taking something off someone will take forever, the round time is stuck at 21 minutes. Me and 3 other people were struggling to do anything in Arrivals, when someone covered in blood slowly walked in. "Hey. Time is still. I have a bullet in my brain and I should be dead right now. You can still move around by ctlr+clicking your self and then clicking a nearby tile." How many people were wearing the DIO consume?
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Sep 13, 2017 20:07
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FAT BATMAN posted:As we speak, LLJK2 is going through a fascinating glitch where time seems to have completely stopped. You cant move, taking something off someone will take forever, the round time is stuck at 21 minutes. Me and 3 other people were struggling to do anything in Arrivals, when someone covered in blood slowly walked in. "Hey. Time is still. I have a bullet in my brain and I should be dead right now. You can still move around by ctlr+clicking your self and then clicking a nearby tile." This game never, ever, ever ceases to amaze
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Sep 13, 2017 21:40
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rear end day was great. got turned into a seagull, then the wrestler traitor prompt appeared for me. bird suplexes, throws, and superslams left and right followed up by eye pecking. rear end day owns.
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Sep 14, 2017 04:58
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FAT BATMAN posted:As we speak, LLJK2 is going through a fascinating glitch where time seems to have completely stopped. You cant move, taking something off someone will take forever, the round time is stuck at 21 minutes. Me and 3 other people were struggling to do anything in Arrivals, when someone covered in blood slowly walked in. "Hey. Time is still. I have a bullet in my brain and I should be dead right now. You can still move around by ctlr+clicking your self and then clicking a nearby tile." This happens when different server loops, like the life loop, break down. It used to be a far more common problem before the various optimisation work, and could be made to happen by rule-breakers. 
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Sep 14, 2017 05:04
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I got internet thats okay for games again. Im the only one on the server atm but im learning how to do things im too embarrased to try when theres people around. Still managed to die a gruesome death
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Sep 14, 2017 12:39
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Isaac posted:I got internet thats okay for games again. Im the only one on the server atm but im learning how to do things im too embarrased to try when theres people around. Don't be embarrassed, ask other players if you're stuck. Hell, most'll probably line up to be tested on if you're cooking up something dangerous via Chemistry/Pathology/Bartending.
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Sep 14, 2017 13:13
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And don't forget you can use *mentorhelp. While a mentor might not be able to explain everything to you they can usually point you in the right direction. I've also found the goonstation wiki very useful. Darkman Fanpage fucked around with this message at 14:00 on Sep 14, 2017 |
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Sep 14, 2017 13:56
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Dang mechanics is easier than i thought and you can make some pretty nasty stuff really easy
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Sep 14, 2017 14:18
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The wiki is quite good, yeah. A bit verbose in places, but full of useful information.
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Sep 14, 2017 14:23
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Isaac posted:Dang mechanics is easier than i thought and you can make some pretty nasty stuff really easy A competent mechanic can be a nightmare or savior for the station. I remember a traitor mechanic who set up a telepad in a hallway and hid it under something so every once and awhile a crewmember would step on it to be send to tr pool where he'd setup a grav pad loop system. You're be flung from one corner of the pool to the other until you eventually drowned. It was both infuriating and hilarious especially when people a monkey got thrown in, punched by someone, and started attacking everyone trapped in the pool.
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Sep 14, 2017 15:09
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I made an erebite tipped spear and it blew up when I threw it. I was not expecting that.
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Sep 15, 2017 07:48
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Isaac posted:I made an erebite tipped spear and it blew up when I threw it. I was not expecting that.
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Sep 15, 2017 08:03
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I did it in the AI chamber 
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Sep 15, 2017 08:23
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You saved humanity, good job
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Sep 15, 2017 08:24
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Chances were high that AI was up to no good.
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Sep 15, 2017 09:38
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I ran across a new potential thread title on the forum:quote:It's fantastically effective if you know where to mail. If you get caught in the blast, it will be difficult to tell what's tomato sauce and what's gibs.
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Sep 15, 2017 20:12
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Isaac posted:I did it in the AI chamber What were you intending to do with a spear thrown in the AI chamber if not kill the AI? I mean, good job, you succeeded.
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Sep 15, 2017 20:44
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i've gotten really good at spawning bee buddies. the neat thing about barf-spawning bees is they get your hair color, so i get a legion of adorable green bodyguards to keep me safe.
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Sep 18, 2017 10:23
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I haven't kept pace with in-station events. has the spess wedding happened yet?
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Sep 18, 2017 10:36
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I've seen and heard of the chapel being used for many, many things, but never ever for a wedding.
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Sep 18, 2017 17:26
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Not even a shotgun wedding?
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Sep 18, 2017 17:27
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Dieting Hippo posted:i've gotten really good at spawning bee buddies. You're not a master until you spawn a giant bee or a beebot.
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Sep 18, 2017 17:42
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Michaellaneous posted:Chances were high that AI was up to no good. all ai are rogue until proven otherwise. if not rogue in fact than at least rogue in spitit.
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Sep 18, 2017 18:54
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Darkman Fanpage posted:all ai are rogue until proven otherwise. if not rogue in fact than at least rogue in spitit. If not rogue in fact, then rogue in hue.
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Sep 18, 2017 18:57
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pnutz posted:I haven't kept pace with in-station events. has the spess wedding happened yet?
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Sep 18, 2017 19:31
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TV dog Wishbone of PBS posted:Does it count when the chaplain hit me with a taser, threw me into the body ejecting thingie and pronounced us "Man and Space" before pressing the trigger Of course it does. A match made in heaven.
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Sep 19, 2017 22:03
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Glory to Italia!
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Freakin solarium nerds
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Sep 20, 2017 11:46
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Isaac posted:Freakin solarium nerds Ah, I was wondering why that round got to 180 minutes with 15 people on. (My other guess was murder boning)
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holy poo poo, 180 minutes? i dipped out 80 minutes in so i could get some sleep, sounds like i had the right idea.
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