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cnut
May 3, 2016

sout posted:

ARE YOU OVER 18
[YES] [NO]
ARE YOU A TERRORIST
[YES] [NO]

That's so crazy it just might work!

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Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003

ESPISIS

Bust Rodd
Oct 21, 2008

by VideoGames
Can we please take a moment to respect the fact that our POTUS needs us to know that these guys are losers?

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes

Blast of Confetti
Apr 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

not mean enough it'd be a catchy nasheed and if you start singing along or are too brown you get locked up

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"
I really like reporting random Nazis and racists on Twitter so when their accounts get shut down in about an hour or so, I can lol and lol:allears:

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

I bet the fumes from one of those burning MAGA hats is enough to make those lung tumors start growing

Nocheez
Sep 5, 2000

Can you spare a little cheddar?
Nap Ghost
TERRORISTS, BAD.

FILIBUSTER, BAD.

ESPN, BAD.

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes
https://twitter.com/WalshFreedom/status/908667944514801664

Plavski
Feb 1, 2006

I could be a revolutionary

Nocheez posted:

TERRORISTS, BAD.

FILIBUSTER, BAD.

ESPN, BAD.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fS6udST6lbE

Plavski
Feb 1, 2006

I could be a revolutionary
i guess he has the shits today
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/908676979561570304

Blast of Confetti
Apr 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

i dont want to say fascist because it triggers snowflake republicans but what's a good word for people who dont want bipartisanship

Nocheez
Sep 5, 2000

Can you spare a little cheddar?
Nap Ghost

:eyepop: That is quite the blast from the past, there! Those cartoons are probably why I still hate Metallica so much (besides all of their lovely music post 1991).

Blast of Confetti
Apr 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Nocheez posted:

:eyepop: That is quite the blast from the past, there! Those cartoons are probably why I still hate Metallica so much (besides all of their lovely music post 1991).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Af0wXeN6_FY

Careful Drums
Oct 30, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
That ESPN tweet. is that about FiveThirtyEight (which ESPN owns)?

I mean, look at those headlines, all within the last week or two

Trump Hasn’t Dismantled Obama’s Legacy Yet — And May Not Ever
https://fivethirtyeight.com/features/obama-v-trump/

The Recent Rush Of GOP Retirements Is Good For Democrats
https://fivethirtyeight.com/features/the-recent-rush-of-gop-retirements-is-good-for-democrats/

Why Republicans Can’t Govern
https://fivethirtyeight.com/features/why-republicans-cant-govern/

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


Trump unleashes his new military strategy of concentrated noogies and black op wedgies to combat these loser terrorists

Blast of Confetti
Apr 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

super macho dude posted:

Trump unleashes his new military strategy of concentrated noogies and black op wedgies to combat these loser terrorists

imagine a black ops unit dedicated entirely to bullying terrorists they don't shoot you they shove you in to a locker right when you're asking the popular girl you want to make your sex slave out to prom

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Waterboarding replaced with swirlies

Tinestram
Jan 13, 2006

Excalibur? More like "Needle"

Grimey Drawer

mike12345 posted:

proactive & nasty

hello new username

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



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Careful Drums posted:

That ESPN tweet. is that about FiveThirtyEight (which ESPN owns)?

I mean, look at those headlines, all within the last week or two

Trump Hasn’t Dismantled Obama’s Legacy Yet — And May Not Ever
https://fivethirtyeight.com/features/obama-v-trump/

The Recent Rush Of GOP Retirements Is Good For Democrats
https://fivethirtyeight.com/features/the-recent-rush-of-gop-retirements-is-good-for-democrats/

Why Republicans Can’t Govern
https://fivethirtyeight.com/features/why-republicans-cant-govern/

It's because Jamele Hill, an ESPN analyst, tweeted that Donny is a white supremacist.

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G
So is "chain migration" on Fox and friends or did Donnie just look at his word of the day calendar and ask an aide to read it to him?

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Lol the state department is hosed

quote:

WASHINGTON — Secretary of State Rex W. Tillerson said Thursday that the most important thing he could do during his tenure was to make the State Department more efficient, and in a lengthy letter to employees he promised that the efforts would yield significant savings.

To his critics, his remarks and the letter outlining his proposals were simply more evidence of their contention that the former petroleum engineer is still acting like a corporate chief executive and not the nation’s chief diplomat.

https://nyti.ms/2y2ksG5

Pussy Quipped
Jan 29, 2009

How exactly are we going to cut off the internet from terrorists?

Paranoid Peanut
Nov 13, 2009



he's banning chains now?!?!

StupidSexyVaultGuy
Jul 26, 2003



Pussy Quipped posted:

How exactly are we going to cut off the internet from terrorists?

Build a fuggin WAAAAHHHHHLLLLLL!

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Cyber Wall

END OF AN ERROR
May 16, 2003

IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh


Pussy Quipped posted:

How exactly are we going to cut off the internet from terrorists?

FireWALL

Goa Tse-tung
Feb 11, 2008

;3

Yams Fan
can't believe Trump lost the laning stage and goes END NOW like a retard

fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr

haljordan posted:

Lol the state department is hosed

LOL, same as the department of education, HUD, and the EPA.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

I'm not a fan of having children.

Every time Women & Me work together, my child payments grows and my wallet shrinks.

Smh

A Fancy Hat
Nov 18, 2016

Always remember that the former President was dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin

Pussy Quipped posted:

How exactly are we going to cut off the internet from terrorists?

When you log in you have to enter your real name. The computer will also be hooked up to a lie detector, so you can't lie.

Someone like, say "Donald Trump" is fine and has 100% access to the internet. As your name gets.... let's say more "complicated" you get limited access. Obviously there are some exceptions - someone named, for example, "Melania Trump" is pretty ethnic, but should get like 90% internet access.

Punished Chuck
Dec 27, 2010

Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

It's because Jamele Hill, an ESPN analyst, tweeted that Donny is a white supremacist.

Sarah Huckabee Sanders tried to use the White House press conference to get Hill fired for that because this administration is unbelievably petty and it didn't work because everyone that ESPN tried to get to take Hill's place refused to do it in solidarity, which is cool.

haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.






Chuck Buried Treasure posted:

Sarah Huckabee Sanders tried to use the White House press conference to get Hill fired for that because this administration is unbelievably petty and it didn't work because everyone that ESPN tried to get to take Hill's place refused to do it in solidarity, which is cool.

Yeah Michael Smith told them to gently caress off when they tried to get a replacement as did the other two anchors they reached out to

Also mighty Christian of you, Sarah, for trying to get someone fired.

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



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Chuck Buried Treasure posted:

Sarah Huckabee Sanders tried to use the White House press conference to get Hill fired for that because this administration is unbelievably petty and it didn't work because everyone that ESPN tried to get to take Hill's place refused to do it in solidarity, which is cool.

Also Donny is, in fact, a white supremacist.

fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr

haljordan posted:

Yeah Michael Smith told them to gently caress off when they tried to get a replacement as did the other two anchors they reached out to

Also mighty Christian of you, Sarah, for trying to get someone fired.

Its hilarious, but so drat sad.

They tried to sub out Jemele Hill for someone else. Michael Smith, he co-host, said hell no to that, and refused to go on if she wasn't with him.

The network turned to two other black people to take both slots, Michael Eaves and Elle Duncan. They also said hell no.

When faced with the prospect of throwing up two white people instead, ESPN backed down.

LOL

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



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https://twitter.com/JordanUhl/status/908503387817246721

lol

whip
Apr 9, 2007

by Lowtax

Chuck Buried Treasure posted:

Sarah Huckabee Sanders tried to use the White House press conference to get Hill fired for that because this administration is unbelievably petty and it didn't work because everyone that ESPN tried to get to take Hill's place refused to do it in solidarity, which is cool.

Lucky because if she was anywhere else she'd be looking for a new job

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
It's cool that Trump is waiting to get all the facts about London before saying something about it. You know, like how he waited to get all the facts about Charleston before defending nazis.

Careful Drums
Oct 30, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

It's because Jamele Hill, an ESPN analyst, tweeted that Donny is a white supremacist.

nice lol

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haljordan
Oct 22, 2004

the corpse of god is love.







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