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Section Z: Oct 1, 2008; Wait, this is the Moon.
How did I even get here?; Pillbug

Say Nothing posted:

What's with the jungle girl costume?

Savage land. Duh.

# ? Sep 15, 2017 01:11

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# ? May 20, 2024 06:31

Proteus Jones: Feb 28, 2013

She didn't bring the suit with her to Savage Land and she obviously can't compromise her mild mannered computer science student alter-ego, so she fashioned one from the gift shop (I'm guessing on where she got the material). Tippy even gets a savage land bow.

# ? Sep 15, 2017 01:19

Section Z: Oct 1, 2008; Wait, this is the Moon.
How did I even get here?; Pillbug

For my failures of next page low content, I only very vaguely recall the Magnus comics I read from dollar store grab bags of comics many years ago. But the idea of pulp sci-fi man karate chopping robots to death sings to me.

It would also probably be an important life skill for all those old timey mans comics where you're attacked by weasels, wolves, gorillas, or-

Oh the Gorilla was a robot. I wish I had the context for this.

Section Z fucked around with this message at 01:29 on Sep 15, 2017

# ? Sep 15, 2017 01:23

Ygolonac

Nov 26, 2007

pre:

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CLUTCH  NIXON
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The Hero We Need

Also unrelated, also Incredible Hulk v2 from 2012, #13 this time.

# ? Sep 15, 2017 01:43

smashpro1: Mar 1, 2009; Shirley, these things happen in video games. We can't get hung up on real-world morality.

howe_sam posted:

Kitty Pryde: worst fashion sense in comics.

Have you never seen Jubilee?

# ? Sep 15, 2017 01:52

boo_radley: Dec 30, 2005; Politeness costs nothing

Retro Futurist posted:

Terrific, I want a million dollars

420 Modesty Blaise it

# ? Sep 15, 2017 01:59

Nerdietalk: Dec 23, 2014

howe_sam posted:

Kitty Pryde: worst fashion sense in comics.

I think you mean best.

# ? Sep 15, 2017 02:27

X-O: Apr 28, 2002; Long Live The King!

howe_sam posted:

Kitty Pryde: worst fashion sense in comics.

Guardians of the Galaxy (2015) #6

# ? Sep 15, 2017 03:08

Rhyno: Mar 22, 2003; Can't post for 10 years!

Am I the only one who really like Kitty and Peter together?

# ? Sep 15, 2017 03:20

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

He's no Doop.

Regardless of which Peter you mean.

# ? Sep 15, 2017 03:23

Lurdiak: Feb 26, 2006; I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.

Rhyno posted:

Am I the only one who really like Kitty and Peter together?

I hate it.

# ? Sep 15, 2017 03:32

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

Section Z posted:

Why is that man dressed as a powerpuff girl?

# ? Sep 15, 2017 04:03

X-O: Apr 28, 2002; Long Live The King!

Rhyno posted:

Am I the only one who really like Kitty and Peter together?

I liked them a lot, but I'm also a bigger fan of her and the other Peter as Colossus is my favorite X-Man.

# ? Sep 15, 2017 04:15

Synthbuttrange: May 6, 2007

Kitty's dated lots of peters

# ? Sep 15, 2017 04:24

Section Z: Oct 1, 2008; Wait, this is the Moon.
How did I even get here?; Pillbug

Say Nothing posted:

Why is that man dressed as a powerpuff girl?

I can only assume the great secret to robot fighting, is unrestricted leg movement to go with your white booties.

# ? Sep 15, 2017 04:24

Rhyno: Mar 22, 2003; Can't post for 10 years!

Synthbuttrange posted:

Kitty's dated lots of peters

Kitty/Pete Wisdom will always be the superior coupling.

# ? Sep 15, 2017 04:36

Mister Mind: Mar 20, 2009; I'm not a real doctor,
But I am a real worm;
I am an actual worm

nerdman42 posted:

I think you mean best.

PROFESSOR XAVIER IS, LIKE, MISTER BU-FU! WE'RE TALKING LORD GOD KING BU-FU!

# ? Sep 15, 2017 04:40

Phy: Jun 27, 2008; Fun Shoe

Say Nothing posted:

Why is that man dressed as a powerpuff girl?

You're seeing Powerpuffs? I'm seeing Zapp Brannigan

# ? Sep 15, 2017 04:56

Grognan: Jan 23, 2007; by Fluffdaddy

Say Nothing posted:

Why is that man dressed as a powerpuff girl?

I would ask, why are the powerpuff girls stealing his look?

# ? Sep 15, 2017 05:03

Selachian: Oct 9, 2012

nerdman42 posted:

I think you mean best.

# ? Sep 15, 2017 05:09

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

Grognan posted:

I would ask, why are the powerpuff girls stealing his look?

# ? Sep 15, 2017 05:17

howe_sam: Mar 7, 2013; Creepy little garbage eaters

Rhyno posted:

Am I the only one who really like Kitty and Peter together?

Their secret wars mini was one of my favorites from that event.

# ? Sep 15, 2017 05:49

Android Blues: Nov 22, 2008

In which Wolverine's hunger for a sandwich dooms the X-Men:

# ? Sep 15, 2017 14:56

Ferrule: Feb 23, 2007; Yo!

Android Blues posted:

In which Wolverine's hunger for a sandwich dooms the X-Men:

This is some Rube Goldberg poo poo.

# ? Sep 15, 2017 15:25

A Strange Aeon: Mar 26, 2010; You are now a slimy little toad; The Great Twist

Android Blues posted:

In which Wolverine's hunger for a sandwich dooms the X-Men:

Ugh that is so overwritten with the characters describing exactly what they are doing or what just happened. He should have had some faith in the artist. Definitely a funny panel though!

# ? Sep 15, 2017 15:33

prefect: Sep 11, 2001; No one, Woodhouse.
No one.; Dead Man’s Band

Rhyno posted:

Kitty/Pete Wisdom will always be the superior coupling.

also,

Mister Mind posted:

PROFESSOR XAVIER IS, LIKE, MISTER BU-FU! WE'RE TALKING LORD GOD KING BU-FU!

I understood this reference.

# ? Sep 15, 2017 15:37

Android Blues: Nov 22, 2008

A Strange Aeon posted:

Ugh that is so overwritten with the characters describing exactly what they are doing or what just happened. He should have had some faith in the artist. Definitely a funny panel though!

I'm particularly partial to, "Look out! I'm bein' tossed forward!"

Honestly though I'm fond of Claremont's prosey style. It's clunky here but works really well in other parts of the same issue, and even here it has a sort of kitschy charm to it.

# ? Sep 15, 2017 15:39

zoux: Apr 28, 2006

I cannot stand that Claremont poo poo. Great plotter, atrocious dialog. I imagine some of it was directed by editorial, "every comic book is somebody's first" so make sure we focus on the hypothetical brand new reader rather than long time readers who are aware the scope of things that can be torn through by Wolverine's adamantium claws (it's everything).

# ? Sep 15, 2017 15:40

SilverSupernova: Feb 1, 2013

Rhyno posted:

Am I the only one who really like Kitty and Peter together?

Yes.

# ? Sep 15, 2017 15:43

Android Blues: Nov 22, 2008

One advantage of Claremont's hyper-expository style is that it packs a lot into a single issue. One page is usually one plot beat, sometimes stretching to two pages for a big moment. He's able to keep the characters rich and interesting at that pace by making them all into ultratalkative hams, and if you're into that it works.

# ? Sep 15, 2017 15:46

Lurdiak: Feb 26, 2006; I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.

Bah, Stan Lee could pack just as much dialogue into an issue without making people explain that they're throwing punches.

# ? Sep 15, 2017 15:49

Wheat Loaf: Feb 13, 2012; by FactsAreUseless

Rhyno posted:

Am I the only one who really like Kitty and Peter together?

Rasputin or Quill? :v:

# ? Sep 15, 2017 15:50

TheCenturion: May 3, 2013; HI I LIKE TO GIVE ADVICE ON RELATIONSHIPS

Android Blues posted:

In which Wolverine's hunger for a sandwich dooms the X-Men:

They're flying over the Savage Land, aren't they. I just know.

# ? Sep 15, 2017 15:51

SilverSupernova: Feb 1, 2013

Wheat Loaf posted:

Rasputin or Quill?

Clearly referring to the fling with the alt-universe Parker.

# ? Sep 15, 2017 15:51

jng2058: Jul 17, 2010; We have the tools, we have the talent!

Eh the truly best Kitty romance is Kitty & Rachel. :colbert:

# ? Sep 15, 2017 18:42

Nipponophile: Apr 8, 2009

TheCenturion posted:

They're flying over the Savage Land, aren't they. I just know.

Nope, Magneto's secret island base in the Bermuda Triangle.

# ? Sep 15, 2017 19:00

prefect: Sep 11, 2001; No one, Woodhouse.
No one.; Dead Man’s Band

Was Claremont pissed off when Kitty hooked up with Pete Wisdom, or am I imagining that?

# ? Sep 15, 2017 19:34

TwoPair: Mar 28, 2010; Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta; Grimey Drawer

Spider-Verse #2

I love the reaction to Spider-Ham so much

# ? Sep 15, 2017 20:16

Wheat Loaf: Feb 13, 2012; by FactsAreUseless

jng2058 posted:

Eh the truly best Kitty romance is Kitty & Rachel.

I know Claremont's said that was what he wanted to happen, but even after I read his (and Alan Davis's) entire run on Excalibur, I just couldn't see it, because I always assumed that he was actually trying to do Kitty and Illyana.

# ? Sep 15, 2017 20:29

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Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Wheat Loaf posted:

I know Claremont's said that was what he wanted to happen, but even after I read his (and Alan Davis's) entire run on Excalibur, I just couldn't see it, because I always assumed that he was actually trying to do Kitty and Illyana.

Ilyana was Kitty's Gwen Stacy, Rachel was her Mary Jane.

(The Tobey Maguire movies and other adaptations always mildly annoyed me by making Mary Jane a highschool student and Peter's first love. I always thought it was kinda important to Peter and MJ's story in 616 that Peter had already had a deep love that he'd lost)

# ? Sep 15, 2017 20:35

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