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Mr.Tophat posted:Hit and Run goon: there's a lesson here. You should always leave a note. 
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Today on Plausible Soap-Opera Plot Confessionsquote:So I've been loving my twin's fiancee for a while now. Probably 4 months now? I think the first time she *might* have been mistaking me for him. We were at the beach, everyone was hammered, it could theoretically be possible. That said, I don't think she was mistaken. My brother and I are twins, but certain aspects of our anatomy are different. My equipment is a bit bigger/thicker, I've always been a bit more muscular, but otherwise we're very similar. Crack whatever joke you want about comparing dicks with my twin, it happens. ok so the obvious answer is "don't do this, it is a horrible idea" but the more fun answer is that you can only really get away with stealing your twin brother's fiancee if you think a little bigger, and steal his entire life Just start being him. Show up to his job, live in his house and tell him he lives in yours. If nobody else can tell the difference, maybe eventually he'll be the only one who knows which of you is which. It could work!!! quote:I'm getting married in a few months and our savings account is empty. We put the down payments on everything, but there's about 19,000 dollars that will be due on or around the wedding. I thought David Willis was already married
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Sep 15, 2017 13:50
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Identical twins penises are identical too. That confession isn't real.
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Sep 15, 2017 14:01
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That second one reminds me of the fiancee or whatever in that famous blue story e/n thread.
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Sep 15, 2017 14:11
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Spending 19k on wedding is painful to see. Just buy the Falcon, have her leave you and then enjoy the falcon, who needs a wedding anyway
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Sep 15, 2017 14:29
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half coke half diet posted:Spending 19k on wedding is painful to see. Just buy the Falcon, have her leave you and then enjoy the falcon, who needs a wedding anyway
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Sep 15, 2017 14:29
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We Know Catheters posted:Identical twins penises are identical too. That confession isn't real. The straight dope from a username that I can trust as an expert Lego dude, this is likely an unpopular position, but just go hog wild on that poo poo. Tell your potential wife about it and she'll definitely dump you, but then you'll be free! You can build a castle of Lego in which to hide your feelings.
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Sep 15, 2017 14:35
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I knew a pair of twins that certainly banged the same woman but they were both in on it. Not sure if she was. I mean she knew the guy she was dating was an identical twin but otherwise I don't know.
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Sep 15, 2017 14:45
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That's kinda hosed up. Should have just had a threeway and been done with it.
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Sep 15, 2017 14:48
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We Know Catheters posted:Identical twins penises are identical too. That confession isn't real. I mean, it's probably not, but I dunno, I've known identical twins, and I haven't seen their dongs, but they're usually like just slightly different from each other in most of their features. Like a particularly strong family resemblance. There was a set of twins in my middle and high-school class and I could tell them apart before the first semester of seventh grade was over. So I'd find it plausible that twins could have slightly differently-sized dicks. That said it still seems super weird to me that they'd know whose dick was bigger, but I dunno I guess I never had a brother growing up
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Sep 15, 2017 14:51
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Always wondered about that. They never did say anything about threesomes. Good Christian boys they were.
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Sep 15, 2017 14:52
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Twin or not, non-consensual sex is rape. Goon with Christian wife that you don't connect with, why the gently caress did you even date or get married? I wouldn't waste time with someone I didn't have lots in common with. Hopefully you didn't get married just for sex because anyone can gently caress. My wife and I are from completely opposite cultures but we share the same interests in art, movies, books, politics, science fiction, and tons more. Neutrino fucked around with this message at 16:26 on Sep 15, 2017 |
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Sep 15, 2017 16:20
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Neutrino posted:Twin or not, non-consensual sex is rape. He followed up saying he was just drunk and angsty Personally my wife and I have slightly different tastes in culture but really enjoy introducing the other to stuff  In the past year or so I've had her play through Chrono Trigger, Mario RPG, and Earthbound, and it's really fun to vicariously experience stuff like that for the first time through someone you love.
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Sep 15, 2017 16:31
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loquacius posted:He followed up saying he was just drunk and angsty Oh, okay. If they were all drunk that is a valid rape loophole.
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Sep 15, 2017 16:34
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Neutrino posted:Oh, okay. If they were all drunk that is a valid rape loophole. uh I was talking about the guy complaining about having to watch Gilmore Girls with his wife 
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Sep 15, 2017 16:35
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People can be twins but not identical. Fraternal twins are a thing. If this is the case, the two brothers would definitely have different dicks. Though it falls apart because no one would mistake fraternal twins for the same person. Verdict: Fake.
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Sep 15, 2017 16:38
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Yeah but even identical twins can be different due to environmental and epigenetic factors.
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Sep 15, 2017 16:45
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Neutrino posted:Twin or not, non-consensual sex is rape. It's a branding issue, if you call it 'surprise sex' instead of 'rape' you can get rid of some of the baggage that goes with that word.
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Sep 15, 2017 17:21
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During my undergrad my class year had a pair of identical twin brothers that were dating a pair of identical twin sisters that also attended the school. I never had the balls to ask if those sort of shenanigans ever happened by accident or otherwise. Definitely saw a lot of people doing double takes when all four of them were hanging out on the quad together though.
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Sep 15, 2017 18:08
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The identical twins at my school were complete opposites when it came to being an rear end in a top hat vs. not being an rear end in a top hat, but they apparently arranged some crazy orgies in their basement when their mom wasn't home.
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Sep 15, 2017 19:03
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Yeah it's not just guys who find identical twins interesting.
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Sep 15, 2017 19:27
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Theophany posted:It's a branding issue, if you call it 'surprise sex' instead of 'rape' you can get rid of some of the baggage that goes with that word. Awww... I missed that term. Someone should share this with India's tourism department. Double trouble fesser: follow Loq's advice and take over his life but first get girl pregnant while yer bro is still mashing that fanny. It will add a layer of mystery and all women love mystery.
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Sep 15, 2017 22:06
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quote:So I'm thrilled that Ted Cruz has been outed for hypocrisy. lol https://twitter.com/clmazin/status/720259227067920385 quote:My wife and I bought our house three years ago. It's in a quiet little rural community, lots of farmland around, with forest covered hills beyond. It's very beautiful, especially in the winter when the snow covers all the fields. Aw, what a nice ghost story 
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Sep 15, 2017 22:15
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Na that's just the first act the second is a friend or sibling comes to stay with their child and they start getting hurt playing with 'Mary'... and in the final act a medium reveals its not a little girl at all and it never has been
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Sep 15, 2017 23:01
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Rumda posted:Na that's just the first act the second is a friend or sibling comes to stay with their child and they start getting hurt playing with 'Mary'... Coming this Holiday season: Mary Christmas this is written in like super scary letters so you know it's a scary Xmas movie. Like maybe they're shaped like dead tree branches or something Solice Kirsk fucked around with this message at 23:30 on Sep 15, 2017 |
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Sep 15, 2017 23:28
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Solice Kirsk posted:Coming this Holiday season: Tag line: may your holidays be filled with good FEAR
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Sep 15, 2017 23:53
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If you think you're seeing ghosts, check your house's carbon monoxide levels 
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Sep 16, 2017 02:39
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Non-anon fesh Cory Chase has some sweet abs and I would liked to get dominated by her
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Sep 16, 2017 03:19
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Nissin Cup Nudist posted:Non-anon fesh Fake titties bad.
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Sep 16, 2017 03:54
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LingcodKilla posted:Fake titties bad. all boobies are good 
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Sep 16, 2017 04:32
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Non anonymous confession: I do not know the name of any porn actress. Names are just not part of the keywords I search porn by. Every time I see people discussing porn actresses by name I feel this strange dichotomy. On the one hand, I think they're weirdos who care way too much about porn that they bothered to learn the names of their favorite actors, or even have favourites. On the other hand, I worry that I'm the weird one for dehumanizing porn actresses to the point that they're just bags of flesh for me to jerk it to and not even worthy of a name.
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Sep 16, 2017 06:30
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HerStuddMuffin posted:Non anonymous confession: I do not know the name of any porn actress. Names are just not part of the keywords I search porn by. Every time I see people discussing porn actresses by name I feel this strange dichotomy. On the one hand, I think they're weirdos who care way too much about porn that they bothered to learn the names of their favorite actors, or even have favourites. On the other hand, I worry that I'm the weird one for dehumanizing porn actresses to the point that they're just bags of flesh for me to jerk it to and not even worthy of a name. Sasha grey, but only because of a bunch of non porn poo poo i saw with her on the internet
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Sep 16, 2017 06:43
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Nissin Cup Nudist posted:all boobies are good This is a touching sentiment and I'm pleased you brought it up
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Sep 16, 2017 06:46
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HerStuddMuffin posted:Non anonymous confession: I do not know the name of any porn actress. Names are just not part of the keywords I search porn by. Every time I see people discussing porn actresses by name I feel this strange dichotomy. On the one hand, I think they're weirdos who care way too much about porn that they bothered to learn the names of their favorite actors, or even have favourites. On the other hand, I worry that I'm the weird one for dehumanizing porn actresses to the point that they're just bags of flesh for me to jerk it to and not even worthy of a name.
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Sep 16, 2017 06:49
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titties posted:This is a touching sentiment and I'm pleased you brought it up Nobody likes you, Titties.
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Sep 16, 2017 08:19
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Martman posted:you should have called it a dickotomy, that woulda been pretty funny Another missed opportunity 
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Sep 16, 2017 08:22
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I literally never post on SA sober
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Sep 16, 2017 08:24
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[quote="“HerStuddMuffin”" post="“476450142”"] Non anonymous confession: I do not know the name of any porn actress. Names are just not part of the keywords I search porn by. Every time I see people discussing porn actresses by name I feel this strange dichotomy. On the one hand, I think they’re weirdos who care way too much about porn that they bothered to learn the names of their favorite actors, or even have favourites. On the other hand, I worry that I’m the weird one for dehumanizing porn actresses to the point that they’re just bags of flesh for me to jerk it to and not even worthy of a name. [/quote] I mean I don’t see how it’s different to, say, remembering the names of actors and actresses in regular movies. I like the way that Matthew McConnaughey really gets into his serious roles, like in Frailty and A Time to Kill. I like the way that Gianna Michaels always looks like she’s into the loving she’s doing on screen and the way she sucks dick.
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Theophany posted:I mean I don’t see how it’s different to, say, remembering the names of actors and actresses in regular movies. I like the way that Matthew McConnaughey really gets into his serious roles, like in Frailty and A Time to Kill. I like the way that Gianna Michaels always looks like she’s into the loving she’s doing on screen and the way she sucks dick. There's porn actresses who look like they AREN'T into the loving? I guess there's a fetish for everything, including that.
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A Strange Aeon posted:There's porn actresses who look like they AREN'T into the loving? I guess there's a fetish for everything, including that. Rape fetish is a thing.
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