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Really the only way to pick one bottle of wine over another off the shelf (besides price, I guess) is the advertising or label, so hell, I'd buy it just because of the copy. e: oh I'm a dummy, that's not ad copy, that's a recommendation from the paper. 
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china bot posted:everyone knows you're supposed to pair 12 Years a Slave with LSD I thought rum would be the appropriate beverage.
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Blue Footed Booby posted:I was a huge fan of "I love my skeleton dads" and "hug me I'm itchy" Imgur's mobile site sucks now so I'm having trouble uploading it, but Hairy Virgin Club might be the truest goon shirt.
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Brazilianpeanutwar posted:I must know what this is from 
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RCarr posted:If you live in a state where your vehicle has to be inspected, having a check engine light on will fail your inspection. So in places like New York, you HAVE to fix whatever problem is causing the check engine light, or you can't legally drive your vehicle. Actually the inspection only tests if the light stays on. So, like, the light is just a bulb, y'know. The CEL is super common in places with bad winters. The 02 sensors get fouled with unburnt gas on cold days and the light comes on. The sensor is probably welded in place from the road salt and heat cycling so you could drop $500+ or just leave it and eat the slight variation in mpg.
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Breakfast Feud posted:Actually the inspection only tests if the light stays on. So, like, the light is just a bulb, y'know.
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Punkin Spunkin posted:It makes me suddenly want the Battle Royale with Tommy Lee Jones in the Teacher Role movie that I never knew I wanted. How dare you denigrate Kitano-san
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Sometimes my check engine light comes on when the gas cap isn't tight enough.
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Mammal Sauce posted:Non-driving millenial spotted Learned to drive at 27 (2011) Actually obtained car at 31 (2015) I thought it was some kind of heavy spotlight with two handles.
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Blurred posted:I think it's Idakoos. There's been a few threads and front page articles about it:  ugh same
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I found this in my band library... 
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Imagined posted:Sometimes my check engine light comes on when the gas cap isn't tight enough. Yup, that would be code P0455, "gas cap not tight enough"
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That french horn is amazing.
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Neural network Dungeons and Dragons spells. https://twitter.com/JanelleCShane/status/908768999500066818 I'm Remorse?
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It's nice to see that after all these years Mordenkainen has still got it.
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Every D&D player actually gets Shield of Farts as a cantrip.
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Curse clam is what they used to call my ex.
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:
Are you telling me that for once America isn't last in line regarding social rights compared to other first world countries? Idk if I should be happy or sad but either way my world view is shattered.
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We are full of racist shitheads also!
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The non-binding postal vote on gay marriage has specially been set up by the "fiscally responsible" conservative government at massive tax payer expense to kick the can down the road. If it's a no vote then they can use that as justification for sitting on their hands. If it's a yes vote but not by a huge margin (this is possible as like the above poster said, this country is full of poo poo-heels) then they can continue to sit on their hands while pointing to the large "no" percentage. If it's an overwhelming yes vote then they can pass the legislation without pissing off the Australian Christian Lobby too much. This is not a funny picture, this is a sad, bigoted picture and an example of religion still controlling this world.
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Noslo posted:Wait, Aus doesn't have gay marriage? These posters were put up around Melbourne shortly after the postal survey was announced.  
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Breetai posted:These posters were put up around Melbourne shortly after the postal survey was announced. For what it's worth, I've never seen those around the city so they probably got torn down just as fast as whatever shitheels put them up  .
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It's just so ridiculous because so many other countries have had marriage equality for a long time now, many for over a decade, and it clearly had no negative effect on society at all. Life kept going just like it always had, except a select group of people were treated more like human beings than they were previously and that's nothing but a good thing.
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Breetai posted:These posters were put up around Melbourne shortly after the postal survey was announced. That poster seems to suggest "stop the fags by beating them" until you see the tiny tiny lies at the top. I wonder if that was intentional. 
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Memento posted:Neural network Dungeons and Dragons spells. Daving Fire this one caught me off guard after loving chorus of dave and storm of the dave
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Pretty sure Date Wards are just DnD books in general!  . I couldn't resist the cheap shot.Also there seems to be a Goatsce spell; "Summon rear end". I can only assume the very skies above are torn assunder by colossal hands, spreading and exposing the colossal majestic horror that is Godsce.
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Some of them sound like they could be real D&D spells, like Wall of Distraction or Conjure Bark. Then there's Storm of the Dave
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Neddy Seagoon posted:Also there seems to be a Goatsce spell; "Summon rear end". I can only assume the very skies above are torn assunder by colossal hands, spreading and exposing the colossal majestic horror that is Godsce. I'm a 12th level Rectalmancer. I walk a dark path amongst the colonic dimensions.
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Death of the Sun is a pretty hardcore spell.
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Memento posted:Neural network Dungeons and Dragons spells. They missed the best one from the actual article 'Dood to Stone'
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PYF Funny Pictures 2.0: No Goaty Taste!
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Zipperelli. posted:PYF Funny Pictures 2.0: No Goaty Taste!
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Fellblade posted:They missed the best one from the actual article 'Dood to Stone'
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Woebin posted:Dood to Stone is from the first batch, this is the second batch based on a bigger pool of examples. And they failed to top it. 
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Breakfast Feud posted:Actually the inspection only tests if the light stays on. So, like, the light is just a bulb, y'know. I'm not sure if you're joking or not, but no, the inspection doesn't test if the light stays on.
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RCarr posted:I'm not sure if you're joking or not, but no, the inspection doesn't test if the light stays on. 
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