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INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Wut wut another music reccomendation

Cop shoot cop - Seattle

https://youtu.be/0JXjklIAyL0

E: and Moistboyz -Shitheel

https://youtu.be/Fafjh0Y2wv0

Eeedit: and Big Black - Steelworker

https://youtu.be/2ruuMh0fF5s

INCHI DICKARI fucked around with this message at 03:37 on Sep 15, 2017

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Beverly Cleavage
Jun 22, 2004

I am a pretty pretty princess, watch me do my pretty princess dance....

Don Dongington posted:

"Do YOU come with the terlet?"

No, she cums *in* the terlet.

Applebees Appetizer
Jan 23, 2006

Eat This Glob posted:

e: A little more literature that talks more about their habits and bite https://hortnews.extension.iastate.edu/insidious-flower-and-minute-pirate-bugs They are the bane of my existence this time of year.

"One consolation - the bugs are not quick to fly following biting, so the victim usually has the satisfaction of removing the offender from the ranks of the living."

:v:

my kinda ape
Sep 15, 2008

Everything's gonna be A-OK
Oven Wrangler
I can't say I've ever seen or been bitten by one of those in eastern NE so hopefully 14 is save further west.

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

Applebees Appetizer posted:

"One consolation - the bugs are not quick to fly following biting, so the victim usually has the satisfaction of removing the offender from the ranks of the living."

:v:

The Chicago Way is a thing. West of there, we exact petty vengeance on bugs. I smack their stupid bug bodies because shooting them off my arm would only make things worse.

Rime
Nov 2, 2011

by Games Forum
This remains the best thread that SA has put out in years, possibly the swan song of these dead forums, and I just burned a good three hours catching up since just before labor day. Good poo poo, goons, good poo poo. :woop:

Tremek
Jun 10, 2005

Welp, Henderson is where I picked up the camper.

Dave: Glad you have some temporary refuge - any tools beyond the bike tool show up yet?

At least the forecast looks more reasonable: https://weather.com/weather/tenday/l/69201:4:US

Tremek fucked around with this message at 15:25 on Sep 15, 2017

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

Tremek posted:

Welp, Henderson is where I picked up the camper.

Dave: Glad you have some temporary refuge - any tools beyond the bike tool show up yet?

At least the forecast looks more reasonable: https://weather.com/weather/tenday/l/69201:4:US

Not yet, it's like 60 degrees and wet right now lol

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
But enough about my necrophilia

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
What temp kills the flys? We need to work on building a shelter for them.

Tremek
Jun 10, 2005

You won't see dead insects until it's down into the 20s.

Dave, did you ever read Hatchet by Gary Paulsen in school?

slothrop
Dec 7, 2006

Santa Alpha, Fox One... Gifts Incoming ~~~>===|>

Soiled Meat

Tremek posted:

Dave, did you ever read Hatchet by Gary Paulsen in school?

Oh sweet mercy. Please don't combine 14" and Hatchet. That's like combining porn and a Haynes manual.

I think someone sent Dave a Biolite stove, I just watched the AvE tear down on those, seems like a solid bit of kit. Until of course Dangerous Dave figures out how to upscale it with a jeep and bunch of fans. FIRE TORNADO MAKES ELECTRICITY

ssb
Feb 16, 2006

WOULD YOU ACCOMPANY ME ON A BRISK WALK? I WOULD LIKE TO SPEAK WITH YOU!!


Tremek posted:

You won't see dead insects until it's down into the 20s.

Dave, did you ever read Hatchet by Gary Paulsen in school?

My Side of the Burned Out Jeep

MA-Horus
Dec 3, 2006

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

slothrop posted:

FIRE TORNADO MAKES ELECTRICITY

1 thermocouple can charge a phone.

What happens when you hook up 50 to a burning jeep?

FBS
Apr 27, 2015

The real fun of living wisely is that you get to be smug about it.

Brian's Winter is probably more appropriate than Hatchet for this thread. Except I think in that book, Brian had a gun...

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
No, Janie had the gun

my kinda ape
Sep 15, 2008

Everything's gonna be A-OK
Oven Wrangler

FBS posted:

Brian's Winter is probably more appropriate than Hatchet for this thread. Except I think in that book, Brian had a gun...

It's been about 15 years but IIRC the firing pin broke fairly early in the book. Or fairly soon after he retrieved stuff from the plane.

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
VALENTINE HAS HOT WATER PUBLIC SHOWERS

AND FAT, FAT SQUIRRELS

everdave
Nov 14, 2005

DICK DICER posted:

VALENTINE HAS HOT WATER PUBLIC SHOWERS

AND FAT, FAT SQUIRRELS

This is good news. Hot showers and an endless supply of food.

DesperateDan
Dec 10, 2005

Where's my cow?

Is that my cow?

No it isn't, but it still tramples my bloody lavender.
American grey squirrel is good eating, especially when fat on acorns

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

everdave posted:

This is good news. Hot showers and an endless supply of food.

Applebees Appetizer
Jan 23, 2006

DICK DICER posted:

VALENTINE HAS HOT WATER PUBLIC SHOWERS

Wow, that's like finding a treasure chest or something. Good poo poo.

So when are you going to put in an application at NAPA :v:

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Got the bike lights sorted



WHATS IN THE BAWX :byodame:







MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...

The horse obviously needs tail lights. You know what to do.

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
A fly just made me sock myself in the balls

nm
Jan 28, 2008

"I saw Minos the Space Judge holding a golden sceptre and passing sentence upon the Martians. There he presided, and around him the noble Space Prosecutors sought the firm justice of space law."
The box is in St. Paul, MN now. Fuckin lol.

It also went through Des Moines, so it literally has been in North Platte twice.

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

nm posted:

The box is in St. Paul, MN now. Fuckin lol.

It also went through Des Moines, so it literally has been in North Platte twice.

"Iiiiiiim not touching youuuuu"

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Good news, the bike box is in Florida!

cis_eraser_420
Mar 1, 2013

Elephanthead posted:

Good news, the bike box is in Florida!

At this point he's going to end up having to go get the bike with the fixed truck lmao

Also it's drat nice to see you alive and well, Dave! I'd send you a carton of Camels if you weren't on the other drat side of the planet :v:

Tremek
Jun 10, 2005

Looks like you're getting good use out of the bike Dave, glad it's serving you well!

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

Tremek posted:

Looks like you're getting good use out of the bike Dave, glad it's serving you well!

I'm guessing this is the first real vacation Dave's had in years. Absolutely nothing to do but enjoy himself for a while.

There will be plenty of work to do once the tools start arriving, but for now he's a free man.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



Even working on the truck isn't work if you're in the right mindset. People need something to do.

Fender Anarchist
May 20, 2009

Fender Anarchist

Yeah but there's still a difference between even the most enjoyable fulfilling work, and having absolutely NO responsibilities or worries and having time to think, reflect, heal and just be.

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
*while huddled in a tent because it keeps pouring rain and you have half a pack of tortillas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's cold and windy, you have one donated jacket, one mountain house meal, no debit card yet, and your awesome toilet doesn't have rain cover on it

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
I left Seattle half a month ago I wanna get some thing done

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

DICK DICER posted:

*while huddled in a tent because it keeps pouring rain and you have half a pack of tortillas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's cold and windy, you have one donated jacket, one mountain house meal, no debit card yet, and your awesome toilet doesn't have rain cover on it

Sounds like a near-ideal camping trip!

Seriously, let us know what you need. In-store pickup at Shopko is really easy, and the rain should abate soon.

Fender Anarchist
May 20, 2009

Fender Anarchist

DICK DICER posted:

I left Seattle half a month ago I wanna get some thing done

Fair enough! I ain't trying to speak over ya.

Applebees Appetizer
Jan 23, 2006

DICK DICER posted:

*while huddled in a tent because it keeps pouring rain and you have half a pack of tortillas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's cold and windy, you have one donated jacket, one mountain house meal, no debit card yet, and your awesome toilet doesn't have rain cover on it

Get the My Radar app, then at least you can keep track of what the storms are doing. In FL it's a must have, eliminates guessing if it's gonna rain or not.

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.acmeaom.android.myradar&hl=en

INCHI DICKARI
Aug 23, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

Deteriorata posted:

Sounds like a near-ideal camping trip!

Seriously, let us know what you need. In-store pickup at Shopko is really easy, and the rain should abate soon.

I would deglove a strangers dick by force with my bare teeth for a cherry coke

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Hypnolobster
Apr 12, 2007

What this sausage party needs is a big dollop of ketchup! Too bad I didn't make any. :(

DICK DICER posted:

I would deglove a strangers dick by force with my bare teeth for a cherry coke
Yo, I can Amazon Prime Pantry you some Cherry Coke by like tuesday if someone will send me the address. Any other food/etc you need right now?

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