Political Cartoons 2017: Gotta go fasc

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Nenonen: Oct 22, 2009; Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

King Possum III posted:

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# ? Sep 16, 2017 14:24

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# ? May 14, 2024 02:06

Throwing Turtles: May 3, 2015

Cat Mattress posted:

Trump would never say "lunar perigee". He might say "moon getting hugely close, you've never seen a moon as close as this one, believe me" but not "lunar perigee".

Trump would never propose solar-powered anything. Solar-powered stuff is an invention of the Chinese hoaxters. Coal-powered pumps would bring on coal jobs and make coal mining great again, however.

No Trump has actually come out with the idea of putting solar panels on the wall. One of his great ideas that his great brain found somewhere. http://fortune.com/2017/06/23/fact-checking-donald-trump-solar-powered-wall/

# ? Sep 16, 2017 16:18

Trogdos!: Jul 11, 2009; A DRAGON POKEMAN
well technically a water/flying type

great av material coming from ben

Garrison posted:

Trump�s election confirmed one thing for certain: The Deep State is real.

Their dedication to removing our president from power is relentless. They will continue to work against him and if Trump backs off from any of his campaign promises, they�ll use that against him and claim victory. This is currently being done with his ambivalence on the �dreamers,� which is a lefty name designed to garner sympathy for illegal aliens.

My cartoon shows some of the central players involved in the Deep State. Prominently featured is George Soros. He wants to break America and Europe and see western civilization replaced by a feudal, collectivist, globalist system.

The source of the swamp is evil itself. We know that many at the top are Satanic pedophiles. It�s sickening that we�re forced to cough up tax dollars as tribute for these monsters. We are forced to endure complicated tax forms and cough up our hard-earned money because the Deep State wants us kept poor, fearful and compliant. The tyrants know most people don�t want to lose their stuff and be hassled by the IRS. We go along and don�t push back enough. That attitude puts us on a slippery slope.

We slide into the swamp and the Deep State wins.

Currently they�re pushing for more taxes and control by means of their �climate change� con, led by Al Gore. Those who question it are ridiculed, marginalized, or even threatened. Slippery slopes are created to keep people going along with the Deep State program when we should be rounding up people such as Soros. Hillary should have been locked up by now. The central bankers should be broken up and their Federal Reserve needs to be ended.

There are many good people on the Internet who are exposing the Deep State and its legion of lies, but can it lead to real change?

�Ben Garrison

Trogdos! fucked around with this message at 17:37 on Sep 16, 2017

# ? Sep 16, 2017 17:35

Shugojin: Sep 6, 2007; THE TAIL THAT BURNS TWICE AS BRIGHT...

Trogdos! posted:

great av material coming from ben

This is such a compositional mess

Also which imagined scandal is "orgy island" supposed to be

# ? Sep 16, 2017 17:37

nerd plus rage: May 12, 2014; It's a metaphor for something, probably

i am the Perfidious Jews that garrison can't resist putting in every comic.

# ? Sep 16, 2017 17:42

Zetsubou-san: Jan 28, 2015; Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎

Shugojin posted:

Also which imagined scandal is "orgy island" supposed to be

the scandal is he wasn't invited

# ? Sep 16, 2017 17:42

Pants Donkey: Nov 13, 2011

So the deep state is basically people he disagrees with.

# ? Sep 16, 2017 17:42

Captain_Maclaine: Sep 30, 2001

Trapezium Dave posted:

First Dog on the Moon:

There's just something in my eye. It's dusty in here. Shut up.

# ? Sep 16, 2017 17:45

Gordon Shumway: Jan 21, 2008

Garrison trying to rival First Dog on word count with all those labels

# ? Sep 16, 2017 17:47

Cat Puke: Apr 15, 2017

Been Garrison was Galaxion this whole time!

# ? Sep 16, 2017 17:52

Cat Puke: Apr 15, 2017

If only Trump wasn't tricked into hiring all those Goldman Sachs executives!

# ? Sep 16, 2017 17:56

Fister Roboto: Feb 21, 2008

The LBGQT Lagoon sounds like a nice place.

# ? Sep 16, 2017 18:17

The_Other: Dec 28, 2012; Welcome Back, Galaxy Geek.

Trogdos! posted:

great av material coming from ben

Looks like a page from a Where's Waldo.

# ? Sep 16, 2017 18:24

Paint Crop Pro: Mar 22, 2007; Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.

Trogdos! posted:

I looked at this for at least a minute or two before I realized that "Deep State Swamp" was plaster in the top left. My god what a jumbled mess.

# ? Sep 16, 2017 18:24

By popular demand: Jul 17, 2007; IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!

Oh my, that colorful mess is almost worth all the latest political bullshit.
How do I charter a trip to orgy island?

# ? Sep 16, 2017 18:30

Crunch Buttsteak: Feb 26, 2007; You think reality is a circle of salt around my brain keeping witches out?

Pants Donkey posted:

So the deep state is basically people he disagrees with.

It's just everyone keeping Our Strong Father Donald Trump from doing everything he promised he'd do immediately. So, y'know, the entire government other than Trump.

# ? Sep 16, 2017 18:31

Crain: Jun 27, 2007; I had a beer once with Stephen Miller and now I like him.

I also tried to ban someone from a Discord for pointing out what an unrelenting shithead I am! I'm even dumb enough to think it worked!

Trogdos! posted:

great av material coming from ben

I'm "Gender Fluids".

# ? Sep 16, 2017 18:33

Potato Salad: Oct 23, 2014; nobody cares

Horrible Lurkbeast posted:

Oh my, that colorful mess is almost worth all the latest political bullshit.
How do I charter a trip to orgy island?

# ? Sep 16, 2017 18:33

Nucleic Acids: Apr 10, 2007; Can't post for 46 hours!

Trogdos! posted:

great av material coming from ben

This is really making me want a part 3 from Lowtax in his series on Garrison's cartoons.

# ? Sep 16, 2017 18:34

Murdstone: Jun 14, 2005; I'm feeling Jimmy

It kind of loses its "make liberals angry" effect if you just throw every bullshit thing together in a big pile.

# ? Sep 16, 2017 18:37

Cat Mattress: Jul 14, 2012; by Cyrano4747

GRRISON GRRPHICS posted:

Trump�s election confirmed one thing for certain: The Deep State is real.

Checks and balances: the things that a real democracy doesn't have.

GRRISON GRRPHICS posted:

western civilization replaced by a feudal, collectivist, globalist system.

Does Garrison know what any of these words actually mean?

# ? Sep 16, 2017 18:41

ded redd: Aug 1, 2010

Cat Mattress posted:

Checks and balances: the things that a real democracy doesn't have.

Does Garrison know what any of these words actually mean?

Garrison cartoons already read like a non-English speaker trying to utilize key, exclamatory words to convey simple ideas to an American audience so no I don't think Garrison has an especially strong grasp of feudalism.

# ? Sep 16, 2017 18:44

Zanzibar Ham: Mar 17, 2009; You giving me the cold shoulder? How cruel.; Grimey Drawer

Garrison is basically the Liberals Liberals Liberals parody comic except replace Liberals with Jews.

# ? Sep 16, 2017 18:45

Omnicrom: Aug 3, 2007; Snorlax Afficionado

Pants Donkey posted:

So the deep state is basically people he disagrees with.

Has it ever been anything but that?

# ? Sep 16, 2017 18:53

Fister Roboto: Feb 21, 2008

Zanzibar Ham posted:

replace Liberals with Jews.

THAT'S WHAT THEY'RE TRYING TO DO :tinfoil:

# ? Sep 16, 2017 18:58

Electric Phantasm: Apr 7, 2011; YOSPOS

Apple Pie Hubbub posted:

Maybe if Republicans reached out they could be Republican voters too.

# ? Sep 16, 2017 18:58

Vib Rib: Jul 23, 2007; God damn this shit is
fuckin' re-dic-a-liss
🍖🍖😛🍖🍖

"Donald Trump, who the entire establishment and deep state is supposedly against, won the election by virtue of the rules of the system those powers are a part of, despite receiving fewer votes. Somehow, this proves the deep state is real. Basically every single power in Washington other than Trump was against him, including people who had the power to rig the election, and yet somehow they didn't and just let it happen. These people will try any dirty trick in the book, because they're completely corrupt, but are somehow incapable of actually preventing this man from becoming President."

# ? Sep 16, 2017 19:10